[9:45
AM] Mr. Brown:
On
Mind Hunter they finally labeled the people they are after as “serial
killers”
[9:54
AM]
"How
about Chronic Homicidal Maniac?"
"Naaaah...sounds
like a punk band playing at CBGB's"
(Detective
walks in, munching bowl of Boo Berry) "This
cereal is killer. What are we talking about guys?"
[9:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
They
had been saying “sequence killer”
Then
the one guy said its more like a continuing story
[9:55
AM]
I
might have picked "pattern", myself, considering they tend
to have strict MOs
[9:56
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes
Sequence
was not right
[9:57
AM]
Serial
isn't that suggestive either.
I
mean it is...but
That
just says they do it over and over....hardly an MO thing.
A
mafia killer might kill dozens of targets in his career...yet is not
a serial killer.
A
commando might kill a bunch of opponents over the course of a
campaign...yet is not a serial killer.
[10:03
AM] Mr. Blue:
Bundy
was a weird one
He
almost got off in trial, and might've - while representing himself -
if he hadn't tried to escape.
He
was good at hiding evidence. Never left fingerprints... Committed
crimes in areas that were hard to find so evidence would
deteriorate... Was smart as far as prolonging trials and moving
venues to make the case drag on... What few witnesses there were
might move away or die or forget.
He
even exploited his vague appearance
People
would had trouble describing him to investigators - sketch artists
couldn't come up with anything close to him. Nothing discernably
distinct.
He
just looked like a guy
[10:07
AM] Mr. Brown:
They
always say representing yourself is bad, but if you're very
intelligent you could do it
[10:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
Most
of these guys are smart. You have to be pretty smart to keep getting
away with murders
[10:09
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah,
normally the impulse and passion killers get caught right away. Pros
and serial killers are systematic.
[10:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
Other
than at a mass incident like Vegas or that night club, murderers
rarely get away with even one.
But
continuously abducting locals and killing them...the average person
would get caught after 1 or 2
Someone
would see you, you'd leave evidence behind, if there was a plan it
was crap, etc.
[10:12
AM] Mr. Brown:
It
is even harder nowadays
Police
can find and analyze so much more evidence now
A
lot of these serial guys get caught because they was doing too well
and not getting recognition. And they want it, so get involved with
the police to get attention.
[10:13
AM]
I
already revealed my one secret “if ever” trick to people who would fink on me so
I can repeat it.
Collect
a week's worth of hair clippings from salons and barber shops and
even pet groomers and shake it all over the crime site.
[10:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[10:15
AM]
"What
did we get back on DNA and micro evidence?"
"Well...there
were approximately 75 killers involved: men, women, children and
pets..."
[10:15
AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
[10:15
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Some
of these guys know they are smart and just wanna see if they can
outsmart the police. Life is so boring to them.
[10:15
AM]
Yes
[10:15
AM] Mr. Blue:
Pretty
much
Ed
Kemper finally confessed out of boredom
He
was waiting for the cops to catch him but they never did
[10:16
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I'd
screw up just by looking over my shoulder non-stop
Probably
leave murder furniture just inside the door of my house
[10:16
AM]
"Police
have captured the Over-the-Shoulder Killer."
(chief)
"Officers observed the perpetrator looking over his shoulder
non-stop as witnesses described, and followed."
The
"Perfect Murder" guys were just wanting to prove they were smarter than everyone else, I believe.
Didn't care who the target was. (barely recall that case)
[10:16
AM] Mr. Blue:
Those
kids from like the 30s?
[10:22
AM]
"Two
brilliant, wealthy, Chicago teenagers attempted to commit the perfect
crime just for the thrill of it but were – ultimately – just pretentious teenagers."
[10:23
AM] Mr. McGreen:
The not
so perfect crime
[9:07
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Mr.
Brown, I just saw that this book has “1408” in it. That's really
cool. I love that movie
[9:08
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
Better
story than the movie too
I
actually bought that book to read it before I watched the movie
[9:09
AM]
Such
a clever title "(wink, whisper) it adds up to 13! ;)"
(whisper
back) "In Numerology it adds up to 4 ;)"
Heard
it was pretty good though
[9:10
AM] Mr. McGreen:
The
movie is one of my favorite horror movies - keeps making me imagine
myself in that situation.
Though...I
would handle it with more pants wetting I'm sure
[9:11
AM] Mr. Brown:
If
i got in that situation I would have to just sit there
Stuff
flying around the room. Act like nothing is happening
You
know, to make the demons get bored
Just
keep sitting there, talking out loud to yourself: “Hmm i think i
want a pizza”
[9:12
AM]
"Honey!
Get the camera!"
(Holds
up iPhone, waves in selfie mode) "HI-iii! This is
TOTES happening in my hotel room!"
[9:13
AM] Mr. Brown:
Its
the new way things are discovered
(Facebook)
“So i was taking a selfie and wow there was this thing in the
background! What you think?”
[9:14
AM]
"Effects
at this hotel are AWEsome! 4 stars n' sh-"
[9:14
AM] Mr. McGreen:
The
iPhone X has a P.K.E. Meter option
[9:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
lol
[9:15
AM]
"Me
again! You'll never guess...that's my bed UNDER me! I'm
levitating!"
[9:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
Post
a video all shaky and blurry...whole room is shaking
[9:15
AM]
I'd
like to see this movie, actually.
An
update to "The Canterville Ghost". Centuries of the ghost
terrifying people to death and he comes up against that.
Love
that story
"OMG,
this is so funny I'm gonna pee! Allison is possessed and telling us she's going to
boil our guts in hellfire and eat them while we're still alive!
Hi-LARE-eous! (turns phone) Look!"
[9:17
AM] Mr. Brown:
Sounds
like a SyFy movie
[12:15
PM]
So...assuming
I'm not on glorified guard duty or some BS like that tonight...I'm
considering using dementia test questions for the paranormal
investigation.
I
rarely hear any of the ghost hunt show folk ask things like "Do
you know where you are?" or "What year is it?"
Makes
sense to me though
[12:18
PM] Mr. Blue:
Asking
who the current president is
[12:18
PM]
Yup
[12:19
PM] Mr. Blue:
That's
a whole other kind of horror show!!!
Come
on folks!
[12:19
PM]
Simply
- "What is this thing called?"
[12:19
PM] Mr. Brown:
“Well,
after these answers Mr. Ghost, I believe you have suffered a
concussion. Have you been going through walls a lot lately?”
lol
[12:20
PM]
Well,
with this approach you could get both intelligent response...but also
gauge mental awareness.
If
the spook still thinks its 1876... It's not the same situation as the
one who knows what a computer is.
Someone
“in 1876” may not even know they are dead.
Knowledge
of modern times? That spirit certainly does know they are dead.
[12:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
Then
there's the dumbass ghosts
[12:22
PM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
"dumbass
ghosts"
No
Mr. Blue! Bad! You don't talk to ghosts like that!
[12:21
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
like when they have them turn on flashlights
Somebody
is walking through the house with some sort of fire in their hand
[12:22
PM]
Heh.
Always like that too.
"Come
up to this device...it can't hurt you. If you touch it
the light will come on."
Maybe.
Or maybe it burns a ghost like the surface of the Sun.
How
the heck would a living person know what hurts a ghost?
[12:23
PM] Mr. McGreen:
I
wanna be slimed. Until then I don't know that i could be
convinced of the presence of ghosts
gimme
that ectoplasm
[12:23
PM] Mr. Brown:
Excited
electrons start flowing through them
OUCH
OUCH OUCH
[12:24
PM]
(researcher)
"Squeeze this Carolina Reaper...it can't hurt."
(Guy
with hands does it) "Hey! It doesn't!"
(Guy
with no arms leans in to squeeze it with his mouth)
[12:25
PM] Mr. Blue:
Ghosts
should be antagonized - it's the only way to get a response from
anyone or thing. They deserve our contempt for hanging around.
[12:26
PM]
Nah
Back
to my earlier point: a bit of anthropological training would go a
long way.
An
investigator needs to hang out and try to make contact for a couple
weeks til the spirits trust you.
[12:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
are stupid and dead
Unlike
me - very smart and very much alive
I'm too smart to die
[12:27
PM]
Maybe
they were too.
"Oh!
I'm floating away from my body! The tunnel! The bright
light! What's this door in the side? Ah HA! I bet I
don't die if I use the door."
(5
mins later) "Aw fuck..."
[12:27
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
love when they are doing stuff and realize it may be a demon
Um
yeah how do you know its a little girl
lol
“I
yelled at this this toddler ghost to play with the doll and now i have claw
marks on my arm and feel like I'm dying.”
[12:29
PM] Mr. McGreen:
If
i saw a ghost i wouldn't tell anyone. I'd assume i'm going crazy
They'd
say prove it and i couldn't
[12:29
PM] Mr. Brown:
Its
not as crazy feeling as you would think
[12:31
PM]
I
don't feel crazy telling my stuff. I tell stories anyway.
Do you have any trouble telling people what you dreamed?
At
worst you "thought I saw a ghost, it was really interesting"
[12:32
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Its
just like saying “I'm a Christian”.
Anymore
its such a small audience of people to not assume I'm an idiot that i
just don't really say it
[12:32
PM]
"Every
time I say it, I think I must be going crazy."
Oh...you
mean the other way...
[12:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
a Christian
culturally
[12:32
PM]
;-p
[12:32
PM] Mr. Brown:
How
do we know the people seeing things are really seeing things that are
there but we can't see them?
[12:33
PM]
@
Brown - I've sometimes wondered if some of these ghosts are just
psychics looking forward from the past or back at us from the future
They
see us...we see them...
"I
saw that ghost holding out the little box asking me my name and if I
need help again. I'm so tired of it coming around I told it to get
out."
[12:34
PM] Mr. Brown:
What
if you ended up ghost-hunting yourself?
Heheh
[12:34
PM]
Brilliant!
I LOVE it!
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