579 - Killer Wind, The Founding Fathers Were Conned By Clinton, Getting Troubleshot At Katzenjammer, and Jodie Foster Stars In "My Contact!"

[2:15 PM] 

(Meteorologist talking to Anderson Cooper) "And people are talking about the wind and how they aren't worried about the wind, but you have to understand only 7-8% of the people here are going to die from wind related causes.  (...beat...)  Only 7-8% of people who die in hurricanes die from wind related causes."

...JUuuuust a little different math, there...

[2:19 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

water is the killer

water all the way

lol

[2:20 PM] 

Well...say 5000 people stay

She's said "Of the 5000 who stay...7-8% will die because of wind."

Instead of "5000 will stay...maybe 40 will die...3 will be from wind."

[2:21 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

10% is beer related

[2:23 PM] 

"We're talking Scythe of the Angle of Hurricane DEATH here, Anderson!  Even the wind of it's passing will doom 375 of them!"

Angel

[2:23 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Scythe of the Angle is better

“That hurricane is coming in at a obtuse angle there and is gonna flambazill the hell outta them!”

[2:42 PM] 

hehe

[4:02 PM] 

Outrage!   Outrage, I say, in the 4th branch of the US government!

(Social Media)

According to that half, "Everybody needs to go to jail!"

(according to chamber reporter Mrs. Silver, who concluded that "They're all so stupid")

[4:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Who's "everybody"?

[4:07 PM] 

Well I was being tricky there...

[4:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Oh, your other half said Republicans need to go to jail

[4:08 PM] 

Both sides think the other side should go to jail

I even found out this morning that Kavanaugh sexually molesting Ford decades ago was (somehow) a “Clinton Conspiracy!”

So that all fits into place

Meanwhile in the Grownups Section, I read that its on record that Ford had actually told a bunch of people about this years before K was nominated for the position. 

She was very very clever to meet with Clinton to prepare all this before suddenly making it up before the committee could vote on Kavenaugh – just in case he got a law degree, became a judge, and came up as a Supreme Court nominee.

[4:13 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

very very long con

[4:13 PM] 

Not as clever as faking all of Obama's records when he was born just in case he grew up and people chose to elect him president. 

(Yes...I've read this "true" theory)

[4:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

If they're *that* capable they deserve to be in power

[4:14 PM] 

Yes

True long-term multi-generation Masters

[4:15 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Literally inventing a future president, from birth, but can't do the same for a few dozen senators or house reps to maintain power

And can't even campaign in a swing state like Wisconsin

It's Flat Earth territory... The conspiracy requires the cooperation of many millions of people over long periods of time

[4:16 PM] 

Too bad Obama failed, huh?  All that work and he couldn't manage to make us all socialist gunless Muslims subservient to ... Kenya? I guess?

"Damn it!  What is our plant DOING???"

"Fixing the economy and dragging our world status back up from where Bush pooped it."

"WHY???"

[4:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

The only reason we're not in FEMA camps is because of the Red HoR and Senate

[4:18 PM] 

Saved!

[12:55 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

So my new hire did a no call no show yesterday

I'm starting to wonder if his school is going to interfere with him working here, or if he is just that immature

[12:56 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

I wish i could pull those

[12:57 PM] 

(10 hours earlier...Mr. Brown in the back yard filling in the last of a 6' long hole.)

[1:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

"You'll be training with Mr. Brown today!"  https://media.giphy.com/media/Qy0euaC9D1IiI/giphy.gif

[1:19 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Goodfellas Technical Support

[1:24 PM] 

"What is this?  What is this, a new Driving Game?  I told you not to download anything."  "It's Ok, I downloaded it on my mother's Steam." 

"Cancel it." 

"What?" 

"Cancel it and uninstall it." 

"But it's OK.  I downloaded it on my mother's Steam."

"What's she got?  Is that a new Kindle?" 

"Nice huh, Jimmy?" 

"Take it back!  I told you guys not to buy anything!"

[9:28 AM] 

Yesterday's film was "Contact" with Silver Junior, who was also being horrible. 

Got it from the library Monday -- for him since he's been fixated on alien contact recently -- and finally had an opportunity to watch and he decided to try to dump on it for something mindless. 

There were some hot words that ended with "this or bed right now"

[9:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

That's a good one

[9:29 AM] 

Yeah

Under protest he was soon totally riveted

Book is really good.  I think I loaned it to you at one point. Don't recall if you read any of it though

[9:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I didn't finish it

I didn't like the book

[9:31 AM] 

Too much astrophysics?

[9:39 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I just remember it being boring

[9:45 AM] 

Science and politics... Did you actually make it to the signal and the decoding and such?

[9:51 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I don't remember

I think my mom read it and described some stuff to me, then there's the movie muddling it

You probably described it too

[10:06 AM] 

It was quite cool.  It took a lot longer than the movie implies to sort it out and build the thing too.  The technologies for some stuff didn't exist but the instructions taught what was needed.

They sent a whole team, not just one person.

None of the recordings worked, as in the movie, but no one could explain the duration of the “nothing”.

So there was a lot more credibility on the return.  Several experts in various fields saying "yes it happened"

[10:08 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

ahh

[10:09 AM] 

The machine didn't work again...no one knew how that was accomplished but it was a one shot deal

[10:10 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

So it opened up a wormhole but the aliens had to basically "pick up" on their end or it wouldn't work? Like a phone call

Was the machine similar to the movie?

Like a big atom and you drop into the middle

[10:16 AM] 

Yes, I believe it used the rings

And yeah, the sender Ellie was assigned to explained there were wormholes all over and the machine just extended a short link. 

And

The whole wormhole network was artificially created.  They had no idea what advanced culture made them but they were apparently long gone.  They just found them.  No idea how it was done.

[10:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I forgot about that

The part about how the aliens that contacted us weren't the ones that originally made the technology

[10:28]

All well and good, right

But the one thing they could have used in the visit scene in the movie and didn't for some reason was pretty key to the book.

As Ellie asserted, Math is the only universal language

They confirmed it for her.

"Math was invented too...it's artificial.  Whatever species created it...whether they did the wormholes too or not...they imposed math on the whole universe. It might be a message, just like what we sent you. Seems like it" "

[10:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

wild

[10:28 AM] 

"There's clues.  We've figured out some of it."

[10:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Wonder who contacted the ones who contacted us

I wonder if they recognized the Hitler broadcast for what it was or if it even mattered - if it's like first contact rules in Star Trek, once you send out the signal they are obliged to respond

"Hmm.. can't make out the words but this guy seems like an unpleasant character.."

"Oh well, rules are rules, send it back."

Perhaps that was part of the test, or maybe none of that was even in the book

[10:32 AM] 

It was automated to do just that, actually

[10:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

ahh

[10:32 AM] 

A probe was left in a hostile environment but in good listening range of a lot of places

[10:40 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I wonder what happens if their automated response was sent to the Predator civilization

Now my retard brain is stuck on a Contact / Predator crossover

[10:50 AM] 

Well the Predators were already FTL spacefarers

[10:50 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

But before that

[10:53 AM] 

Honestly...they're not very smart.  I doubt they could do it.  They were encountered and got the tech they wanted.

Or they used to be smart and are stupid now

[10:53 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

heh

That's true. They'd have to build the thing

They probably got the specs and were like "how do we turn this into a weapon"

or "this won't help us hunt"

[11:52 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

I watched Contact so long ago i forget everything that happens

lol

Other than what i can gather from the title

[11:54 AM] 

It's 90 minutes of astrophysicists crawling around on a lab floor looking for Jodie Foster’s contact lens, Mr. Brown

578 - Schrödinger's Poison Pill, But Worship?, God Gets A Computer, and One Nonsense In Three Human Conceits

[12:38 PM] 

Growl... https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-06749-8

[12:38 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Been searching instead of using it

I can break physics

lol

[12:38 PM] 

By the level 2 version I was meh

By level 3 I was "what a load of Horse Sh-" and self-ranted about physicists needing to have a logician sit in on these things.

Lets try level 4.  

We have 2 boxes with a physicist in each...and a monitoring scientist outside each one. 

And inside the boxes is a poison capsule

And outside the boxes is a poison capsule. 

Now

Set all of them off

And find something better to do.

[12:59 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Well, i don't understand Schrodinger's Cat, so why would i understand this?

[1:00 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Its just them trying to show how you don't know what is in the box while knowing what was put in the box

until you open it you don't know if anything has changed

[1:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

It claims that both possibilities exist simultaneously in reality until opened

which is not true

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hitler-lenin-face-election-nazi-13285080

[4:03 PM] 

Totally missed the Schrödinger's Cat thing after I got back from training.

Also Hitler vs Lenin is hilarious!

Point of the cat thing is there are all these conditions the content of the box CAN be in

But you only see the box

[4:04 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

yeah

[4:05 PM] 

You know there is a cat in it

You know it was alive when put in

You know there was a poison bomb put in

You know there was a random trigger put in

But until you open the box, you have no idea if the cat is alive or dead

[4:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

yeah

[4:06 PM] 

So

It's "both"

Realistically no, but in terms of the experiment, you have to treat it as "both"

[4:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

i mean i guess

but there are an infinite number of other possibilities

[4:07 PM] 

There you go. It's all the potential

So

Here's kinda why the example came about

You take an atom of hydrogen

O (← atom of H)

There's the "box"

In that box is 1 electron...somewhere

. (← the electron)

It could be anywhere in that box

AND

You can find out where.

But as soon as you look, you get a result and some of the other info can't be measured anymore

Like how fast it was moving or what direction it was going

Its all lost

You could also figure out Direction - but lose the ability to find speed and location.

Or you could figure out Speed...but lose location and direction

All lost as soon as you establish

[4:10 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

i see

[4:11 PM] 

And that really messes up some of the math

But if you treat the electron as just "in there"

You can figure out other things. 

One of the most bizarre theories I've ever read on topic - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe

And now I'm leaving.

[3:52 PM] 

It comes into my mind occasionally...especially when listening to Catholic atonal droning on the radio in passing...

That if I were a god, there's little I'd find more irritating than people worshiping me.

Acknowledge?  Fine

Admire?  Fine

Ask for a hand occasionally?  Fine

[4:01 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

It makes God seem anything but omnipotent

More like petty

Which is why I'm comfortable leaning agnostic atheist... I doubt a god would care anyway

[4:08 PM] 

Well as an agnostic atheist that would basically be par

Just clip off the "would care anyway"

[4:09 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

yes

[4:10 PM] 

"In the Beginning, God got his new PC and couldn't figure out the setup poster and called His only Son to help hook it up.”

And He flipped the switch and it lit up.

[4:11 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Be more like He started with one PC as an adolescent, got angry at it and broke it

Got another one and He's much older now and asked for help from his son

[4:11 PM] 

“And His Son told Him how to turn it back off, and He saw that He got it and that was good.”

[4:12 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

lol

You're good with the Bible-Speak riffs. Not sure why I can't do that

[4:13 PM] 

“And that was the first day...and the Son said aren't You gonna do anything with it?"

“And God said "The Guy said I could return it by the 7th day, and all this stuff has Me flustered."

(I'm sure you can see where this is leading by Day 7)

[4:15 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

By day 7 its got viruses and God has given up?

[4:15 PM] 

"And by the 8th day, God realized He messed up and had to keep it"

[4:15 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

"And on day 2 God downloaded Weatherbug, rendering His browser useless."

[4:16 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

On the 3rd day got got a pop up that this is The Universe saying there is an issue with an infection, call this number

[4:17 PM] 

"And God said you can use any app but Britannica Online Apple Edition, and the Son said 'this is Windows', and the Lord said 'it's not an Apple?"

[4:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

"And on day 4 God had his only Son's friend, Steve, setup email for him.  He warned Him not to open anything from anyone He didn't know."

[4:18 PM] 

We started too late.  This is a fun one.

:D

[4:18 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

on the 5th day god did a system restore back to day 2

[4:22 PM] 

"And God installed SIM Earth and set the map to Enormous but only worked on one little patch and just kept clicking the Add Creature buttons and not seeing any show up because he was zoomed out to the Globe screen.  And the Son said 'you're not doing it right...click the minus sign...there...up THERE.  Click...like...5000%'."

[4:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

heh

[4:23 PM] 

"And the Son did sigh and said to restart but God said it was good and he was going to work with the creature creator tomorrow"

"And God created a little version of himself and the Son said 'oh please, really?"

“And God said look I'll make one of your Mom.  And the Son said 'DAD!'.  I suppose you're going to put of Me in there too.  And God said "maybe later"

[4:24 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

and the little version walked off a cliff so he had to recreate it

[4:29 PM]

“And the two sims weren't doing what He commanded and he right-clicked and deleted them.”

"And God came back after a while and the two little people weren't in the trash where they were supposed to be anymore and there were copies all over and He said 'How did THAT happen?"  And the Son checked the settings and Free Reproduce was checked and said 'they're messing up your whole game. I told You'."

"And God opened the Disasters panel and said 'I can fix My Creation.  I'll just set Flood to max at 40 and they'll drown."

[4:31 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

lol

[12:05 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

and so all the creatures of the sim were speaking in such a babble that God's son was called to help and he suggested a disk clean up.

[1:34 PM] 

"and God said He was messing with the Language settings and told His Son to look how funny it is when cranked to 100.  And His Son said You're gonna break it."

(later...) 

[2:30 PM]

Sadly, all these "God's PC" jokes require alluding to one of the silliest things Christian Theology ever proposed and sects subscribed to...

Specifically Jesus existing before he existed

I could go through a pile of "logic" but the grand conclusion is...well...ridiculous.

You can't have a prefect tri-partite God if He wasn't perfect back to the beginning of time, so Jesus and the Holy Spirit had to be there the entire time.  

Simple!

Screw the paradox that He couldn't have the kid with Mary if that was true.

It's only the entire foundation of the faith.

The 3-in-1 package deal was made up later by people who couldn't find anything better to do.

[2:36 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

if it was a movie script it'd have been thrown out

[2:39 PM] 

(Bible fanboy webcast) "Plooooooot hoooooole!   Check dis shit out and you tell me wassup with this noise!"

No Title

Christians profess "one God in three divine persons" (God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost). This is not necessarily to be understood as a belief in (or worship of) three Gods, nor as a belief that there are three subjectively-perceived "aspects" in one God, both of which the Roman Catholic Church condemns as heresy. The Catholic Church also rejects the notions that God is "composed" of its three persons and that "God" is a genus containing the three persons.

The heretics haven't chimed in on this particular wiki...probably because they don't care

[2:40 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

It's a quick rewrite to the script cuz the guy they hired to play the Son died before filming was over.

Biblical “Game of Death”

[2:42 PM] 

(script writer #1) “How about a Marx Brothers style mirror gag where Father, Son, and Holy Spirit all walk into the same room and start mimicking each others moves?”

(script writer #2) "Nah...they'd all be perfect at it..."

(producer watching dailies) "Stop it.  Stop it!  FREEZE the FILM!  What IS this?" 

(director) "It's a comic bit.  None of them are supposed to be in The Virgin Mary's room, right?  But they all sneak in at the same time and see each other and they're all God, right?  So they think they can convince each other they're in front of a mirror and-"

"Why???"

"Well it's funny.  See, they try to imitate each others' moves to trick the ot-"

"They're GOD!  He's not gonna make a mistake!  This isn't funny!  And how can THEIR kid...who ISN'T BORN YET...be there?  And what is Jesus there for anyway?  To conceive Himself??? What are you pervs peddling here? Who added this?" 

"But!"

"Cut it and and follow the source material!"

[2:55 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

No surprise the 4-way incest scene was a hit in the Middle East

[2:56 PM] 

hehe

[3:02]

So going with the whole God at a PC thing

God is the programmer/user...the Holy Ghost is the mouse pointer...Jesus is the Sim

God is left handed, in this case...

Holy Spirit sits at the left hand of God...which is on the mouse.

So that means he must move The Jesus with the arrow keys on His right hand, which oddly enough are in the configuration of a...oh...hmm... (makes the sign of the arrow keys... Up Down Left Right) 

Up to Heaven/forward

Down to Earth/back

Isn't it miraculously unlikely how these gags work out?

Sort of like all the adventure games and such that I write from whole cloth only to find out there are matches to stuff that already exists when I start researching for details.

Like...names and histories and dates and locations that fall into place that I knew nothing about before I wrote the plot.

577 - Creepstache, The Right To Go To Jail, "That Time An Ole Miss Donor Visited At Night", and Ho Ho Ho Green Fashion

[4:00 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

I'm going HAM on this mustache

goin like extra creep

i had my hair all slicked back out of the shower and i looked like a child murderer

[4:03 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Why do they have a look

Just crazy lol

[4:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

they look creepy

i looked like this

[4:06 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

peodo

Has a stash for some reason

[4:11 PM] 

Peodo...the 5th hobbit that went with The Fellowship of the Rings that no one wanted to talk about.

[4:12 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

every shire has one

[4:13 PM] 

(Elrond) "Welcome to Rivendell!"

"Elves!"

"Food!"

"Music!"

"Look at the gardens, Mr. Frodo!"

"...need a baby sitter?"

(Elrond) "Uh...um..."

[4:15 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

"Where's the playground?"

"And what's the dress code around here?"

[4:20 PM] 

"I love kids."

(Elrond)  "Uh.  I'd wondered.  You know, I've not seen a halfling with a mustache before.  It could use some trimming…it looks kind of…"

[1:29 PM] 

"Activist With Over-Inflated Alternative Sense Of Personal Rights Morals and Ethics Gets Nailed Acting On One of His Other Opinions"  -  https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/09/3d-printed-gun-pioneer-cody-wilson-accused-of-having-sex-with-underage-girl/

[1:30 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Now he's going to invent an "underage girl printer"

[1:31 PM] 

There ya go!  Perfect solution.

[1:31 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Realistic

[1:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

That gun he's holding looks dumb as hell

This is America, just buy a gun

[1:35 PM] 

Oh, but it should be everyone's right to print an unregistered lethal weapon that won't show up on scans at security stops.  Because of the 2nd Amendment (which doesn't mean anything like gun nuts and the NRA says it does.)

“Right to bear arms and right to take advantage of underage girls. They're in the Constitution, cop.  Its number 2 and, like, number 9 in the Bill of Rights.”

[1:36 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

The NRA is against it because gun manufacturers will lose money i figure

[1:36 PM] 

NRA has to be for it because they're hypocrites if they aren't

[1:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

yes

[9:16 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6191769/Student-pictured-racist-post-University-Mississippi-journalism-school-namesake-speaks-out.html

Read the post that guy made

The pictures could be just barely racist cause its only pics of black people, but what if that is all who was there? lol

Also i don't understand dresses that show almost everything

might as well wear nothing

hehe

[9:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I would assume that any university is going to have scantily-clad women going to parties

[9:21 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

I see what his text is saying

He was not seeing any police presence where he happened to be

But he took pictures of random people to try and prove it

lol

[9:21 AM] 

He did not

He posted two pictures of black women in party dresses, implying they were a problem the police should have taken care of.

[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Why would those women need police presence though? Unless he thought they were hookers

[9:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

yeah

possibly

[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

The cops can't do anything about short skirts and cleavage, this is America

[9:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

nope

But still on the subject of dresses like that, why even bother?

Just walk out nude at that point

[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Well, that *is* illegal

[9:23 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

"illegal"

hehe

Colleges have naked runs

They can go topless

That is legal in some places, but nobody does it

[9:24 AM]

"Good LORD.  This is a COLLEGE town!  Where's the boaters, ukuleles and the bearskin coats?"

Clearly Edwin Meek hasn't spent any time in a college town after a game for longer than I've been alive.

Those photos are extremely tame

[9:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I mean it's a college in Mississippi

the dumbest state in the union

[9:31 AM] 

"Outrageous!  I propositioned both of them and they said something about bee whacking and that they were just walking home!"

[10:15 AM] 

Welp...just got the awards banquet invite

Not sure i have anything to wear, honestly

[10:16 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

just wear a nice collard shirt

lol

[10:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Wear something backless

[10:17 AM] 

https://www.google.com/search?q=collard+greens&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj88c_hpMzdAhVSxoUKHWZIDrYQ_AUIDigB&biw=1538&bih=817

[10:18 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

nice and leafy

high neck line

[10:18 AM] 

"What the Hell are you wearing, Silver?  My God...is it just glued to your chest?"

(looks across room at another person wearing backless collard greens) "This is SO embarrassing.  The woman at the grocery said this was an exclusive original."

[10:21 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

I guess I should have added the carrot like they told me

[10:21 AM] 

Be on E! Channel's "Who Tossed it Better" fashion review.

"So is it him?  Or him?  It's NEITHER!  Check out Will Smith in collard greens at the premier of his new film! "

[10:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

“Is yours from Olde Fields?”

“Nope from farmer's fields”

“Oh, I've heard of them”

[10:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

https://goo.gl/images/SRwPJ7

[10:23 AM] 

That's a wonderful outfit.  I think we have a winner.

[10:23 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

https://www.glamour.com/story/a-vegetable-dress-beauty-pagea

[10:24 AM] 

LOL

[10:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

hehe

[10:28 AM] 

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5935493376/h1786BF56/

That's basically me at most uptight events anyway

Perhaps an off the shoulder look - https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/a/a4/Jolly_Green_Giant.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140506195822

[10:33 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Just keep answering everybody with Yo ho ho

[10:34 AM] 

I'm not sure backless is for me

[10:34 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

“I accept this award   yo ho ho”

[10:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

at the very least wear a bolo tie

[10:34 AM] 

Ho.  It's Ho ho ho. 

Green Giant went to the Santa school of laughter

“Yo ho ho” is the Long John Silver method

[10:35 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

I thought green giant was yo ho ho

[10:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

I'll buy you a bolo tie if you wear it

[10:35 AM] 

https://www.google.com/search?q=jolly+green+giant+ho+ho+ho&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1

[10:36 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

made it up in my head then

lol

[10:36 AM] 

To prevent confusion I'll put on a pirate hat

And red ermine-lined pants with big black boots

"Hmm?  No...I don't THINK I'm dressed like anyone.  What a silly notion.  Arr!  Yo HO HO HO!"

[10:36 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

"I'm Peter Pan"

ROOO ROOO ROOO OCOOCOCOK

Roooo roooo coockckck

[10:38 AM] 

That's a rooster crow?

[10:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

trying hard to type that out

lol

i can actually do it

but not type it

[10:39 AM] 

Well... "Roooo" doesn't really evoke much

I'd go with ERR eh ERR eh ERrrrrrrrrrrrr to be safe

[10:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Roork rooork rook micky

[10:40 AM] 

Minnie Mouse with morning sickness?

(10 minutes, no response – Mr. Silver)

...and that...ended that...

8:-D