Wednesday, January 31, 2018

458 - "James Bond Won't Return In 'You Only Die Once'", "Church of Our Twilight Lady of Goth", The Death Rays Of Mr. Brown, You Feel Like You Eat, Please Pay No Attention To The Glowing Not-Aliens-At-All Clouds, and "Take Me Out At The Balls Game"

[11:47 AM] Mr. Brown:
Oh no. Roger Moore is gone.
[11:47 AM]
:(
Got to 89, though.
Not bad.
[12:06 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes, and he was fighting cancer
I keep saying I will die when I’m 85
Not sure why that number keeps popping up
[12:07 PM]
Mr. Brown's last words on 85th birthday: "...nailllled....it...."
[12:07 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep! lol
[12:08 PM]
I'm hoping to go with something like "You'll find my gold ingots inside the..."



[12:18 PM] Mr. Brown:
My doctor gave me a theory as to why my platelets may have dropped.
[12:19 PM]
Greek bacteria celebrating a wedding?



[11:56 AM]
Silver quirk...  Any time I read Holy Sepulcher I hear "Holy Sea Plunker"
Been stuck in there for decades
[12:00 PM] Mr. Blue:
Sepulcher's a cool word
Is it CHUR or KERR?
Churches have cool names
"Church of the Savior on the Blood"
[12:04 PM] Mr. Brown:
"Grace at Calvary"
"Church of that Guy on that Big Wooden Thingy that got Stabbed in the End"
[12:05 PM] Mr. Blue:
Even better: Church of the Savior on Spilled Blood
Instead of an organ they've go a Marshall full stack
[12:09 PM]
"Our Mistress of Holy Metal"
(Church Marquee)
                    Our Guest this Sunday
                       Hon Rev Joan Jett
“Jesus Don't Give A Damn 'Bout His Reputation”
                          10AM service
Based on church names, the Goths had no fuel from the church when they got started at all.
(angsty girl, wandering aimlessly after fight with mom...looks up at church marquee... “Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow”.  Sun goes behind thick clouds, world dims.  Epiphany.)  "F- yeah!  I'm gonna dress in black lace and make everyone call me THAT!"
[12:19 PM] Mr. Blue:
I asked a Swede about all the crooked Swedish churches
He said they probably just re-used an older floor plan that pre-dated the actual town and street grid, probably pagan ones.
[12:23 PM]
"Well...when we started building those, we were mainly into building drakkar.  There's a keel under the church.  In the water it would be floating upright."
[12:24 PM] Mr. Blue:
there's a hockey team called the Drakkar
Baie-Comeau Drakkar
[12:24 PM]
Just means “dragon”
[12:25 PM] Mr. Blue:
Their logo's a longship
[12:25 PM]
Totally metal



[11:29 AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm going to make a shoe box projector tonight.
lol
I have a projector lens actually, so should work out nicely
Used to burn stuff with it
[11:33 AM]
I'm going to make a shoe box death ray tonight.”
[2:21 PM] Mr. Brown:
I get to play with a pressure washer after work and make that projector box.
Sorry. "Death Ray"
LOL
[2:28 PM]
"Pressure Washer Death Ray"!!!
If you could get decent range on a waterjet cutter...there you go.
[2:31 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
Interesting weapon
Make a direct poison injection blaster - even with just using a pressure washer
[2:41 PM]
Why poison?  You can cut marble blocks with those things.
[2:42 PM] Mr. Brown:
Well I'm talking pressure washer more than cutter on the poison thing
It will jet it right into the body and take longer.



[9:24 AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm actually leaving at 12 today cause I feel like crap
I started feeling that way after eating my leftovers last night
[9:26 AM]
Oops
[9:28 AM] Mr. Brown:
Honey chipoltle chicken crispers on waffles
[9:28 AM]
???
[9:28 AM] Mr. Brown:
New thing at Chili's
I was fine earlier in the day. When I ate them last night nope
[9:33 AM]
(2450 cal)
Perhaps you are sick because you ate more than a day's calories in fat?
Quarter Pounder with Cheese has 510
Hehe
[9:37 AM] Mr. Brown:
Possibly
It messed with everything in the tract
LOL
It made me feel like i was going to throw up a few times
I'll probably stop to get some pickles after I leave, that always seems to help.
But I feel altogether blah.
I keep getting dizzy spells
[9:53 AM]
Did you solo that pile?
[9:53 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes
[9:53 AM]
Hehe
[9:53 AM] Mr. Brown:
With hours in between, though
Very sweet waffles
That's why I'm going to get some pickles. The brine always perks me up.
[10:00 AM]
The acids, perhaps.
They have cans of sauerkraut juice out there.
On purpose!
[10:01 AM] Mr. Brown:
The salt helps too
I just don't want to overdo it
[10:02 AM]
Too late.
[11:59 AM] Mr. Brown:
Well, see you tomorrow
I'm going to go try to recover. Maybe get some stuff done at home.
[12:00 PM]
Don't eat anymore day's worth of food. ;)
Heh
[12:00 PM] Mr. Brown:
Nope. Only light stuff for me
Pickled stuff
Lots of pickled stuff



[8:17 AM]
"They are totally barium clouds that we shot up there on purpose and not alien activity," say NASA space docs.
"We're also not aliens either, landing anything along the east coast."
"When this reporter asked the purpose of putting clouds of barium in the sky at night, again, they merely replied 'Uh...science'."
[8:20 AM] Mr. Blue:
"We just think it looks pretty."
[8:38 AM]
(Scientist, nervous) "We're shooting up 10 cans of 3 chemicals and getting 2 colors."
(Reporter) "How does that work?  Wouldn't you get 3 colors?"
(Scientist, sweating - man in black suit/glasses/hat leans in to whisper) "Uh...Calculus.  You know calculus?"
(reporter) "No."
(Scientist) "Well. There you are, then. I can't explain it to you because of calculus." 
[8:55 AM] Mr. Brown:
"It's all very simple. We got a letter from a kid asking if we can make the sky a different color so we complied. You know. They cut our funding so we have to come up with something to do with our time"



(Pre-read update – It turned out to be a nearly fatal hit, so there's that, but I still don't like it. Sure wasn't much of a followup on it. - Mr. Silver)
[9:07 AM]
So...Scalise was shot.
He was 1st target
Not at extraordinary range...
And by that I mean I could have hit him better without my glasses on at the suggested range with regular sights.
[9:09 AM] Mr. Blue:
It sounds like Scalise was hit in the hip and will be fine
[9:10 AM] 
He gets a non-lethal hit to the hip?
Either the shooter was bad at it...or good at it...
Because he apparently did just fine against the scrambling secondary targets after his perfect surprise shot opportunity before they killed him.
[9:11 AM] Mr. Blue:
Buddy, I said to shoot FROM the hip, not at it!!!”
[9:11 AM]
My “Paranoidman” sense is tingling.
Even if there was a surprise motion and he missed the intended target, why aim so low anyway?
Crotch shot?  Symbolic?
[9:12 AM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe

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