[11:47
AM] Mr. Brown:
Oh
no. Roger Moore is gone.
[11:47
AM]
:(
Got
to 89, though.
Not
bad.
[12:06
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes,
and he was fighting cancer
I
keep saying I will die when I’m 85
Not
sure why that number keeps popping up
[12:07
PM]
Mr.
Brown's last words on 85th birthday: "...nailllled....it...."
[12:07
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep!
lol
[12:08
PM]
I'm
hoping to go with something like "You'll find my gold ingots
inside the..."
[12:18
PM] Mr. Brown:
My
doctor gave me a theory as to why my platelets may have dropped.
[12:19
PM]
Greek
bacteria celebrating a wedding?
[11:56
AM]
Silver
quirk... Any time I read Holy Sepulcher I hear "Holy Sea
Plunker"
Been
stuck in there for decades
[12:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
Sepulcher's
a cool word
Is
it CHUR or KERR?
Churches
have cool names
"Church
of the Savior on the Blood"
[12:04
PM] Mr. Brown:
"Grace
at Calvary"
"Church
of that Guy on that Big Wooden Thingy that got Stabbed in the End"
[12:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
Even
better: Church of the Savior on Spilled Blood
Instead
of an organ they've go a Marshall full stack
[12:09
PM]
"Our
Mistress of Holy Metal"
(Church Marquee)
Our
Guest this Sunday
Hon
Rev Joan Jett
“Jesus
Don't Give A Damn 'Bout His Reputation”
10AM
service
Based
on church names, the Goths had no fuel from the church when they got
started at all.
(angsty
girl, wandering aimlessly after fight with mom...looks up at church
marquee... “Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow”. Sun goes behind
thick clouds, world dims. Epiphany.) "F- yeah!
I'm gonna dress in black lace and make everyone call me THAT!"
[12:19
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
asked a Swede about all the crooked Swedish churches
He
said they probably just re-used an older floor plan that pre-dated
the actual town and street grid, probably pagan ones.
[12:23
PM]
"Well...when
we started building those, we were mainly into building drakkar.
There's a keel under the church. In the water it would be
floating upright."
[12:24
PM] Mr. Blue:
there's
a hockey team called the Drakkar
Baie-Comeau
Drakkar
[12:24
PM]
Just
means “dragon”
[12:25
PM] Mr. Blue:
Their
logo's a longship
[12:25
PM]
Totally metal
[11:29
AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
going to make a shoe box projector tonight.
lol
I
have a projector lens actually, so should work out nicely
Used
to burn stuff with it
[11:33
AM]
“I'm
going to make a shoe box death ray tonight.”
[2:21
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
get to play with a pressure washer after work and make that projector
box.
Sorry.
"Death Ray"
LOL
[2:28
PM]
"Pressure
Washer Death Ray"!!!
If
you could get decent range on a waterjet cutter...there you go.
[2:31
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
Interesting weapon
Make
a direct poison injection blaster - even with just using a pressure
washer
[2:41
PM]
Why
poison? You can cut marble blocks with those things.
[2:42
PM] Mr. Brown:
Well
I'm talking pressure washer more than cutter on the poison thing
It
will jet it right into the body and take longer.
[9:24
AM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
actually leaving at 12 today cause I feel like crap
I
started feeling that way after eating my leftovers last night
[9:26
AM]
Oops
[9:28
AM] Mr. Brown:
Honey
chipoltle chicken crispers on waffles
[9:28
AM]
???
[9:28
AM] Mr. Brown:
New
thing at Chili's
I
was fine earlier in the day. When I ate them last night nope
[9:33
AM]
(2450
cal)
Perhaps
you are sick because you ate more than a day's calories in fat?
Quarter
Pounder with Cheese has 510
Hehe
[9:37
AM] Mr. Brown:
Possibly
It
messed with everything in the tract
LOL
It
made me feel like i was going to throw up a few times
I'll
probably stop to get some pickles after I leave, that always seems to
help.
But
I feel altogether blah.
I
keep getting dizzy spells
[9:53
AM]
Did
you solo that pile?
[9:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes
[9:53
AM]
Hehe
[9:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
With
hours in between, though
Very
sweet waffles
That's
why I'm going to get some pickles. The brine always perks me up.
[10:00
AM]
The
acids, perhaps.
They
have cans of sauerkraut juice out there.
On
purpose!
[10:01
AM] Mr. Brown:
The
salt helps too
I
just don't want to overdo it
[10:02
AM]
Too
late.
[11:59
AM] Mr. Brown:
Well,
see you tomorrow
I'm
going to go try to recover. Maybe get some stuff done at home.
[12:00
PM]
Don't
eat anymore day's worth of food. ;)
Heh
[12:00
PM] Mr. Brown:
Nope.
Only light stuff for me
Pickled
stuff
Lots
of pickled stuff
[8:17
AM]
"They
are totally barium clouds that we shot up there on purpose and not
alien activity," say NASA space docs.
"We're
also not aliens either, landing anything along the east coast."
"When
this reporter asked the purpose of putting clouds of barium in the
sky at night, again, they merely replied 'Uh...science'."
[8:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
"We
just think it looks pretty."
[8:38
AM]
(Scientist,
nervous) "We're shooting up 10 cans of 3 chemicals and getting 2
colors."
(Reporter)
"How does that work? Wouldn't you get 3 colors?"
(Scientist,
sweating - man in black suit/glasses/hat leans in to whisper)
"Uh...Calculus. You know calculus?"
(reporter)
"No."
(Scientist)
"Well. There you are, then. I can't explain it to you because
of calculus."
[8:55
AM] Mr. Brown:
"It's
all very simple. We got a letter from a kid asking if we can make
the sky a different color so we complied. You know. They cut our
funding so we have to come up with something to do with our time"
(Pre-read
update – It turned out to be a nearly fatal hit, so there's that,
but I still don't like it. Sure wasn't much of a followup on it. -
Mr. Silver)
[9:07
AM]
So...Scalise
was shot.
He
was 1st target
Not
at extraordinary range...
And by that I mean I could have hit him better without my glasses on at the suggested
range with regular sights.
[9:09
AM] Mr. Blue:
It
sounds like Scalise was hit in the hip and will be fine
[9:10
AM]
He
gets a non-lethal hit to the hip?
Either
the shooter was bad at it...or good at it...
Because
he apparently did just fine against the scrambling secondary targets after his
perfect surprise shot opportunity before they killed him.
[9:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
“Buddy,
I said to shoot FROM the hip, not at it!!!”
[9:11
AM]
My
“Paranoidman” sense is tingling.
Even
if there was a surprise motion and he missed the intended target, why
aim so low anyway?
Crotch
shot? Symbolic?
[9:12
AM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe
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