[11:32
AM]
"NASA
Coverup of Alien Sphere - Earth Doomed."
http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a23989/weird-blue-sphere-in-space/
"'Sun
not blue, doesn't appear and disappear' says famed degree holder in
Sports Information Giorgio Tsoukalos"
"Leeloo,
where are you?"
[11:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
watched an entire episode of that Ancient Aliens show last week.
It's
astounding how quickly they jump into absolute nonsense.
"Geologists
have recently discovered an impact crater in Madagascar. Did a
meteor strike here?”
“Or
is this a docking station for an ancient alien space ship?”
“Why
did they come here? Are they still here? What are their intentions
here?"
[11:47
AM]
They
know their audience
[11:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
You'd
have to be so unbelievably stupid to even be entertained by it.
[11:48
AM]
Be
fair - to them we're unbelievably smart.
[11:48
AM] Mr. Blue:
Do
they realize that? Flat Earthers think we're sheep.
[12:00
PM]
"There
is evidence the Earth is flat all around the globe!"
(Saw
that quote clipped from one of their texts on FB at some point
recently)
Contrailers
think we're sheep too
I
believe Chad is a Contrailer
[12:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yep
It's
all over his YT channel
Just
him filming contrails with his narration. "Look at this.
They're poisoning us...every day...with this filth. Chemicals. It's
the government."
Crazy
how everything else that's observable in the universe is round
Including
other planets
Not
Earth though. We're just lucky, I guess.
[12:58
PM]
"Today
on Ancient Aliens - Is everything being spherical just physics, or is
there a deeper truth? Is it proof of alien engineering?"
(Cut
to Tsoukalos) "Balls."
(Dr.
Mann, PHD Landscape Architecture, Edinburgh) "Everyone knows
that the sphere is one of the most basic and beloved toys in the
world. Is it just a coincidence that aliens brought them here?"
[1:30
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
had two guys who were stating - as if it was absolute fact - that the
Moon was brought here by aliens to help terraform earth.
Like
as factual as stating that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
[1:33
PM]
I'll
grant life on Earth would be wildly different and possibly precarious
if we had no moon. But as a terraforming device?
[1:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
were also talking about the Moon being hollow as if scientists had
already made up their mind on it, based on - "Well when some
lunar lander crashed on the moon it rang like a bell...which is
hollow."
So
they based an entire episode on such a "fact".
[1:36
PM]
As
documented in 'The First Men in the Moon', presented by
professors Jeffries, Judd and Hyer in 1964
[1:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
(show
expert) "It's basically literally like the Death Star from Star
Wars."
[1:38
PM]
It's
basically complexly figuratively specifically ironically like The
Death Star.
Must
be an extrapolation of the the classic Hollow Earth and Hollow Head
theories developed in the 1940s.
[1:38
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
It
also said that "we can't see the bottom" of some craters,
indicating they are literally bottomless.
Which
would mean that the Moon is not only hollow but is basically only a
thin crust, like a basketball.
[1:39
PM]
If
they were, we could see through to the other side
"The
Wiffle Moon theory - believed proposed by a Dr. or Professor Brown
working in Western PA on the 'Shoot The Moon Through The Sun'
Project."
[1:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
There
must be at least some kinda alien scaffolding in there holding it all
together
[1:45
PM]
Must
be! I'm beginning to see how Tsoukalos's degree applies to aliens.
[2:29
PM]
Could
probably sell a million of those as pencil cases or t-shirts in
college towns.
[2:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[2:32
PM]
The
5F like the Fujita scale?
http://www.engrish.com/2017/05/thanks-for-the-warning/
[2:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
One
of those restaurants where the staff are intentionally rude
"Welcome
to 5F, bitch!"
[2:36
PM]
"I
want to lodge a complaint with your manager!"
"YOU
want to complain? I want to complain. I knew you sucked
when you walked in. What EVVS..."
(drops
plate) "I can't believe you eat this stuff."
(drops
plate) "Here you go, fat girl."
"Where's
my mac & cheese?"
"Where's
my ass, kid? Oh, here it is...walkin' awaaaaay..."
[3:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki#1783_eruption
- "Mist Hardships"
[3:11
PM]
"A
strombolian eruption is characterized by a variety of tasty magmas
and mozzarella cheese in a sealed volcano envelope and a side volcano
of simple red lava for dipping."
[3:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
“An
estimated 20–25% of the population died in the famine and fluoride
poisoning after the fissure eruptions ensued, and 100% of the
frogs turned gay.”
(Alex
Jones is always complaining about fluoride poisoning turning frogs
gay)
[3:24
PM]
"The
corpses all had beautiful strong teeth."
[3:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
Sounds
like it F'd up all of Europe for a while.
[3:28
PM]
I
can't see how it wouldn't, unless the winds suddenly pushed it out
over the Atlantic
Still
reading.
[3:29
PM] Mr. Blue:
Tens
of thousands of outdoor workers just choked to death
[3:30
PM]
The
year Iceland tried to kill everyone on Earth.
[11:10
AM]
So...before
Mr. Blue leaves...
"Fooled
Around and Fell in Love"
Is
it the story of a womanizer who finally fell in love?
or
Is
it the story of a pathetic big-talking stalker who finally had a girl
let him touch her and doesn't know how to handle it?
(Mrs.
Silver got me the CD for “Guardians of the Galaxy” #1 a couple
years back and we've had it playing in the car...I had time to
consider the lyrics on that song)
[11:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
song? I don't know it.
[11:14
AM]
You've
probably heard it...its one of those perpetual hits.
[11:14
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yes,
I'm sure if played I would know it.
[11:15
AM]
It
was the "fooled around" part that struck me. I
mean...it's just "foolin' around". At it's lightest
its not even going to bed.
[11:17
AM] Mr. Blue:
Oh
yeah...
That
song sucks.
[11:17
AM]
But
in the song it comes off like it's the first time he's ever gotten
into the situation.
(me)
"Seriously? Now I'm seeing Napoleon Dynamite singing
this."
(Singer)
"I
had the hots, for like a mill-ion girls....
“I
kept their naaames in a book.
“And
then I went to this party.
“And
one gaaaave me some beer...”
“And
asked if I wan-ted to fool around.
“After
a few minutes, she caaaalled me a dork...
“And
left with some other guuuuy,
“But
now I've fooled around and think - its LOVE!
“Fooled
around and think it's loooove.."
[12:43
PM] Mr. Yellow:
I
read it as she did the same thing to him as he did to all the other
women
[1:03
PM]
Heh.
Yes, that was my pre-current-version attitude: "She dumped
him... And honestly? Screw the bastard."
[2:37
PM]
"Finally,
the American housewife has a practical application for this
ubiquitous equipment" -
https://phys.org/news/2017-06-diamond-needles-emit-intense-bunches.html
I
know that not even, say, a matter physicist is really expected to
know all the thought processes and steps that led up to this
experiment...but it's just boggling to me that it ever happened at
all.
(Lab
guy one) "I made a diamond needle that is super tiny."
(Lab
guy two) "Why?"
(LG1)
"I honestly don't know. What should we do with it?"
(LG2)
"Stick it in a silicon base in a vacuum?"
(LG1)
"Eh. Why not?"
[5
minutes later] (LG1) "Well...there it is. We should write this
up."
(LG2)
"It doesn't do or reveal anything at all, but I agree."
(Lab
guy three across the room) "Anyway, now that I've built one,
I have no idea what to do with this nano-second pulsed laser I
built..."
(LG1)
"Hey, you! Bring that over and shoot it at the tip of this
thing in the electron microscope."
(LG2)
"Nah...shoot the base."
(LG3
pushing laser cart across lab) “What for?”
[5
minutes later] (LG3) “Think it's doing anything?”
(LG2)
“No idea. Why would it?”
(LG1)
“Wait a minute – we all have degrees in physics. We could try to
find out.”
(LG3)
“We don't even have a theory on this. What would we even look
for?”
(LG2)
“Lets just test it for everything
at nano scale and find out if anything is happening.”
(LG1)
“I'll make a list.”
[2:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
New
from De Beers - the nano-diamond ring!
This
is a Mr. Brown-level experiment
[2:46
PM]
"The
scientists expect that electron-emitting diamond needles may offer
potential advantages for a variety of devices used in research."
Because
apparently nothing else emits electrons quite like this thing.
"In
the future, the researchers plan to investigate heating the diamond
needles"
Because
the urine soak didn't do anything.
[2:47
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
need to be better salesmen too - “Expect may offer potential” is
not what you say to get more $$$ for more pointless research.
"This
could have far-reaching applications! Make your checks out to
'cash'."
[2:48
PM]
(Three
Lab Guys on Shark Tank) "And so, [unveils apparently empty
pedestal] we present the Teeny-Weenie Girl's-Best-Friend
Electron-Emitter Thing."
[2:49
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
built a giant machine to go to the center of the Earth, and now I can
use that needle thingy on the front to dig.
[2:50
PM]
Perfect!
[2:59
PM] Mr. Brown:
Poking
tiny balloons and playing microscopic vinyl records did not pan out.
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