[11:11
AM] Mr. Silver:
So...so
far, nothing else good for today...have to check the hotsheets
I
wonder how many Kardashian butts will be on Daily Mail today.
Oh!
On topic. Did I mention the (painful) Sashay discovery the
other day?
I'm
an incorrigible anthropologist, and saw a woman walking way down the
street for the second time recently while going home for lunch, and
she had that hippy-shoulder sway walk going.
She
was basically an inch tall, so I could only pick out rough details,
but I was caught by her arm movement. It seemed odd.
Reproduced the action...
Applied
comparative physiology...
Threw
in some podiatry from childhood...
Drew
a conclusion...
Performed a full test...
And
my hips have now been hurting, a lot, for 2 days.
Anyway,
a woman described as moving "like a cat" is literally
walking like a cat.
Most
humans stride in parallel lines, both arms and legs.
She
was swinging her arms to the middle instead...legs too...
Cat
style.
Dunno
if its a practice or hip-size thing, but I tried it and got the
perfect sway...and definitely threw something out.
"Cat
Walk" as a fashion thing made a lot more sense all of a sudden,
though.
[11:29
AM] Mr. Green:
Wow...
I'm definitely not anti-Semitic - love Bernie - but Israel sucks...
[11:46
AM] Mr. Silver:
Take
the religion card out of the deck and outrage would be universal.
Just pick different country names and there'd be sanctions and all
the rest.
But
no...gotta keep that geography mistake going.
Good
time machine use. Go back with a "This is what happened when
you "restored" Israel" film.
They
lost control of it fair and square thousands of years ago.
[12:14
PM] Mr. Green:
How
could that have happened?! It was the "Promised Land",
given to them by God!
[12:21
PM] Mr. Silver:
“One
True” Syndrome.
"We
are the One True chosen, and GOD HIMSELF has said that forever wi-...
Oops... We've been conquered..."
"I guess it's our
land forever...with significant pauses"
“Fortunately for us, God sent His One True Son to unite all the people under the One Tr-
... What do you mean 'no one agrees with what any of that means'? It's the One True! God's infallible incorruptible Word!”
(I
love passing that link around)
[12:46
PM] Mr. Green:
Wow...
that gave me a headache... amazing what was wrought from a small
Jewish cult
[12:55
PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup
But each is the One True, you see.
[1:05
PM] Mr. Yellow:
Fortunately
I am an atheist
[1:05
PM] Mr. Green:
Indeed
I'm
actually toying with joining the Church of Satan (they are atheists
too) because of their wonderful and devout fight to point out and
combat Christian hypocrisy
[1:15
PM] Mr. Silver:
There
was an alchemist movement back in the day that recognized Satan as a
good thing. Freed them to find God instead of just being
playthings.
[1:15
PM] Mr. Yellow:
I
just do not care enough to combat or fight anything. Everyone is free
to believe how they want, just do not get upset when you do not
convince me to have your view point and we are ok.
[1:15
PM] Mr. Green:
And
because I want people to be afraid of me...
[1:16
PM] Mr. Silver:
The
Satanic church picnics must be interesting
[1:17
PM] Mr. Green:
I
bet they are a blast... could start my own branch in Butler, get all
tax free and stuff... (thank you John Oliver!)
[1:30
PM] Mr. Yellow:
They
still a sex cult?
[1:35
PM] Mr. Green:
From
what I've read, they do still practice ritual magick, which includes
sex magick
[1:44
PM] Mr. Yellow:
There
you go
[1:45
PM] Mr. Green:
More
of a plus than a minus for me personally...
[2:04
PM] Mr. Silver:
I
wonder if anyone has set up to worship the Great Old Ones
(looks)
And
the answer is "yes"
Nothing
big or serious though.
Seems
to be a problem over no real text...Necronomicon being fictional or
hoaxes, and other texts of poor quality.
However...
Since
the majority of the nuts in the original story are "illiterate
slobbering half-breeds", I think the cult is being over thought.
[2:53
PM] Mr. Green:
LOL
[2:54
PM] Mr. Silver:
Just
need a forest/swamp/ruin, a statuette, lotta intoxicants, a bonfire,
and maybe some drums
Really...It's
Pennsic with a statue
Mr.
Amethyst? Ever hear of a Cthulhu camp at the war?
I
haven't, but I've been out a long time
[2:57
PM]Mr.
Amethyst:
Negative
[2:59
PM] Mr. Silver:
We
should have a party on theme
Missed
the equinox, unfortunately
Too
cold at the solstice...guess we'll have to go for Spring
[11:40
AM] Mr. Silver:
I
just like saying "Nefertiti"
Huh
huh...
Hmm
hmm..."tee tees"!
[11:41
AM] Ms. Rose:
HAHAHAHA
"Nerfertiti
for my tomb-hole! Boioioioioing!"
[11:44
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
Huhuhuhu
uh huhuhuh...tomb-hole uhuhuhuhu
[11:44
AM] Ms. Rose:
I've
said it before... B&B humor will NEVER get old.
[11:45
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
^no
statement has ever been more true
[11:49
AM] Mr. Silver:
Agreed.
"Huh
huh. Neff her teetees..."
"Hmm..hmmm...yeah!
Um...what?"
"Get
it?"
"Ummmm.
No."
"Come
to Butthead..."
"NO
WAY! I saw her first! ... TEEteessss..."
(slap
slap punch slap!)
[11:52
AM] Ms. Rose:
ROFL
[11:52
AM] Mr. Silver:
"Huh
huh! Cool..."
[7:28
AM] Mr. Silver:
Balls
of titanium...
.45
Parvum rounds.
[7:32
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
Wow
lol
[7:40
AM] Mr. Silver:
Bouncing
off the hip...zipping across the abdomen...settling in the
scrotum..."no permanent damage"...
Had
another in him from another shooting.
I
picture these .45s as rounds with a wee little .28 charge.
[7:42
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
*Pffff....boop*
[7:44
AM] Mr. Silver:
Non-lethal
"soft" .45s. For the man who likes big holes while
plinking cans.
Made
me think of the Call of Cthulhu RPG for some reason.
Keeper
dissing me for selecting a .32 "pimp-o-matic"
[7:59
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
Hahaha
[8:01
AM] Mr. Silver:
In
game terms it didn't hit as hard, but it had a bunch of rounds for a
decent damage rate.
I
was merely being a calculating fellow.
[8:03
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
Yeah,
that's not a bad trade
More
ammo for a bit less damage
[8:05
AM] Mr. Silver:
In
CoC terms, anything mortal would be discouraged and almost anything
else regenerates anyway. (shrug)
So
I had the “little” gun on the team that was carrying so much iron
they were encumbered and out of money...but I was essentially just as
effective.
"Yeah,
but it's a pussy gun."
"The
guy makes his living robbing archeology digs...he's not exactly a
man's man."
[8:17
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
Hahahah
[10:04
AM] Ms. Rose:
Happy
National Coffee Day!
[10:05
AM] Mr. Silver:
Happy
Mr. Silver Had Three Teas and Can't Stop Moving His Leg Day!
[10:05
AM] Mr. Amethyst:
COFFEEEEEEE
[10:06
AM] Ms. Rose:
#2
and #10 are interesting...
[10:15
AM] Mr. Silver:
Only
thing I can add is that the British navy in the Napoleonic era, at
dire need for their fix, would make substitutes from carrots or
burned toast.
[10:16
AM] Ms. Rose:
Ick...
[10:20
AM] Mr. Silver:
Ick,
yes. But also 3 years at sea, no coffee...
"Captain's
log, 29 Sept, 1809 - It's been 6 months and to preserve my sanity
I've decided to try the carrot stuff again."
[10:25
AM] Ms. Rose:
Hahahaha
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