[2:41
PM] Mr. Brown:
Who
was the red haired guy again?
He
was the only good cop there
lol
Sees
his scars says “Hey we should tell the sheriff about this”
[2:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
guy from CSI Miami - David Caruso
[2:43
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
think Rambo took pity on him.
[2:43
PM] Mr. Blue:
What
happened to him? Did he get the wooden stakes into the thighs?
[2:43
PM] Mr. Brown:
Only
stabbed him in the leg with the knife
[2:43
PM] Mr. Blue:
Ahh
yeah
He
was nice to Rambo
I
thought it was funny that on Rambo's way out of the police station
he's busting up cops that aren't even doing anything
The
one guy's like "whoa! wait!" and Rambo just kicks his feet
out from under him. lol
[2:45
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah
he broke the guys nose that was bringing in donuts
Then
body slams that motor bike guy and takes off like a professional dirt
biker
[2:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
the donut guy probably woulda just let him go if he asked
I
would've. Not my problem.
[2:49
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Hey
dude! Baker's Dozen! You look hungry, want this Boston Cr
-*CRACK*- BY DOZE!!! EE BOKE BY DOZE!"
[2:49
PM] Mr. Blue:
"I'b
bot even ob dudy, ban!"
[2:50
PM] Mr. Silver:
Heh
[2:51
PM] Mr. Blue:
Rambo
waiting behind a door... guy walks through, he drop kicks him, grabs
his knife and plunges it into his chest.
"I'm...
just.. the... IT... guy...."
[2:52
PM] Mr. Brown:
AAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
aAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2:53
PM] Mr. Silver:
Would
it be much of a stretch to consider that after First Blood,
everything else that happened in the other films took place in a
psych ward?
[2:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
Possibly. Explains a lot of the anachronisms, dislocations, and plot holes.
[2:55
PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
[2:56
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Session
13. Subject Rambo, John - Mr. Rambo appears to believe he's in
Afghanistan today. He has tied a sock around his head and keeps
trying to lift things like he is really strong. He's apparently
shooting arrows at the walls. He's making explosion sounds."
[2:57
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
wonder who came up with the exploding arrows
"Session
14. Subject Rambo, John - Today Rambo has taken some wire from his
bed springs and a pile of feces, made it into a ball and stuck it on
the door, as if he is going to blow it up"
[3:48
PM] Mr. Brown:
@
Mr. Blue Build a salmon ladder
[3:50
PM] Mr. Blue:
Like
this, only without spilling the cement everywhere
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U1opGIwKsHg/hqdefault.jpg
[3:53
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah,
he sucks at cementing
lol
[3:57
PM] Mr. Silver:
(on
phone) "About this cement job you did..."
"Yes?"
"Did
you really have to dump it out of the airplane like that?"
"Well...that's
the building code for you, you see. We could set the posts but didn't have the permits to
bring a mixer in."
"Ah."
[3:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
This
reminds me of something I always notice on that show where people bid
on foreclosures without going inside.
Every
house in the southwest has their backyard fenced in with cinder
blocks.
The
heck are they worried about getting in? A tank?
[4:00
PM] Mr. Silver:
Giant
gila monsters
[4:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
[4:00
PM] Mr. Brown:
Kaiju
[4:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
[4:00
PM] Mr. Silver:
"It's
to keep out THEM!"
(inspector) "I see...and
is
there a (checks clipboard) giant tarantula attack on the city records as well?"
"Well,
no...but people have seen THEM, and the other stuff."
"Where?"
(simultaneous) "On TV..."
"Right..."
[12:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
Look
at the article and then the first comment
[12:40
PM] Mr. Silver:
Diplomatic
immunity is kind of dumb...
[12:40
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
reading about it now
Apparently
it goes back to ancient times, like when Xerxes sent his envoy to
Athens and Sparta and they threw 'em in a well
[12:40
PM] Mr. Silver:
“Diplomatic
Consideration” I can see.
[12:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
Genghis
sent an envoy to Persia to open up relations and they beheaded one
and shaved the other 2 (???). He was insulted and destroyed the
empire
This
dude is probably just the son of a diplomat, so it shouldn't apply to
him.
[12:41
PM] Mr. Silver:
Qatar
royal family is hinted at here
Prince
Ass bin Anus
[12:43
PM] Mr. Blue:
It
appears to only be reserved for diplomats on official business, with
the understanding that it's intended for hostile or war times
[12:43
PM] Mr. Silver:
“He
told me verbatim, ‘I could have you killed and get away with it,’”
Rogers said. “I told him, ‘the press is allowed to be here on the
sidewalk on a public street.’ He said, ‘(Expletive) America’
and threw a cigarette at me.”
[12:43
PM] Mr. Blue:
A
Georgian ambassador had his DU revoked when he killed someone while
DUI
I
wonder if I can legally kill someone that is a foreign diplomat in
the US
I
would not be acting on the behalf of the US government.
Why
not? If they aren't bound by our laws why should any crime committed
against them be illegal? They don't even have to pay rent or taxes,
according to this. They're basically not human beings.
[12:48
PM] Mr. Silver:
Remembered
what I was planning to look up...related in a tangential sort of
way: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licence_to_kill_(concept)
[12:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yep
That
reminds me that I followed a guy to work yesterday with the plate MI6
- 007 yesterday with a plate holder that said "The name is
Bond..." and then at the bottom "James Bond"
[1:07
PM] Mr. Silver:
Former MI6 agent
Matthew Dunn stated that MI6 agents do not need a license to kill as
a spy's primary job is to violate the law in other countries, and if
an agent is compromised, he or she is at the mercy of the authorities
of that country
[1:09
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
Mission Impossible they were always warned that if caught their gov't
will deny their authority / agent status.
So
basically everyone
has a license to kill... so long as you don't get caught
“James
Bond: Licensed Contractor”
[1:10
PM] Mr. Silver:
(Villain,
gloating) "So.
James Bond...licensed to kill...or be killed."
(Bond)
"On that note, my license to be killed is expired, so I'm afraid
that giant laser you're aiming is a bit redundant."
(Villain)
"I
see. Are you licensed for severe beatings?"
"No."
"Electric
torture?"
"Sorry."
"Hmm.
Bring me Mr. Bond's wallet."
(Villain
sorts through cards, setting aside in stack) "Ah!
Here we go! Bamboo slivers under nails! No...May 2012...
You really are
out of date."
[1:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[2:03
PM] Mr. Silver:
Football...
I've
detected a cultural shift just a few minutes ago.
For
many years, football footage has been shown in slight to extreme slo
mo
I've
just witnessed it sped up. Slight to pronounced.
We've
gone from a drama - to please the fans who can't separate the in situ
rush from the reality that it's really not an exciting game 90% of
the time...
[2:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[2:08
PM] Mr. Silver:
To
pleasing the younger crowd with highlights - who just want to see what happened, hit
“X” 4 times, and move on to the next play on the X-Box
[2:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
were talking on sports radio the other day on whether football should
even be allowed to be played, based on the ridiculous amount of head
trauma and long-term issues
They
were talking about how child participation is way down
[2:09
PM] Mr. Silver:
Nod...the
medical reality has been crawling out of its hole for years
[2:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
not sure banning is necessary
Certainly
the professionals are well aware of the risks and have weighed them
[2:10
PM] Mr. Silver:
Well
they had to start somewhere, though, or there'd be NO players
[2:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe
make it for kids 12 and up, and only after a battery of physicals and
making sure they're capable of withstanding impacts.
Don't
let someone like me play, for example, since I was 4'10" 80 lbs.
at that age
Knock
on wood I've never had anything resembling a concussion in hockey.
But
I don't play at a high level and never have
The
only injuries I've ever had are hands and fingers getting stoved,
hyper extended or twisted or getting massive bruises from pucks.
[2:11
PM] Mr. Silver:
(2035
stadium announcer) "Welcome sports faaaans! Are you ready
for some FLAAAAAAAG FOOTBALL!?! Then its time for Superbooooooowl 69!"
The
new field is 100' long and no running allowed.
Players
hold their arms out in a forklift position and try to impede opposing
team movement. Passes are to be thrown underhanded.
[2:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
How
about only letting non-trained athletes to play? That way the game
will be slow and there will be no cumulative effect.
So
it's, like, Steve from accounting quarterbacking the Steelers, and
the local post office is the offensive line
(announcer)
“And Mr. Silver BURSTS slowly through the line of scrimmage and
it's TOUCHDOWN STEELERS!”
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