8:48
AM Mr. Silver
"In
other news, there are people who will spend $250 for a wallet."
The
wallet I have now...which is the best wallet I've ever owned...cost
me $13.
And
my butt is on top of it.
9:00
AM Mr. Blue
My
wallet was free and I’ve had it since I was 16. I haven't even
considered buying a new wallet.
Mine's
nice and smashed down and takes up little space.
9:01
AM Mr. Amethyst
The
one I have coming now was free from Copenhagen.
9:03
AM Mr. Silver
Have
you ever gotten out your wallet to flaunt it as a fashion
accessory...show off the features?
9:04
AM Mr. Amethyst
Not
that I can remember.
9:05
AM Mr. Silver
"Oooo!
Nice wallet! Pretty! Ostrich skin! Silk! Only
$250! Wow! I want to see that an average of once per day
and sit on it the rest of the time!"
Like
the comedian talking about the belt. "Was in a store and
saw a belt for $700. A belt. Looked like any other belt.
Tell you what...if I ever bought a belt for $700, that's all I'd
wear."
9:07
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
9:08
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
9:08
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
have a camo wallet from Walmart; probably cost 10 bucks.
9:09
AM Mr. Silver
"I
set my camo wallet down for a second and never saw it again."
I
have one of the metal ones...2nd gen.
This
one is much tougher than my 1st which got all beaten up and finally
exploded when I dropped it one day.
9:10
AM Mr. Brown
I
tried that one. I kept denting the hell out of it so got rid of it.
Also
when I would open it, all my cards would fall out.
I
had the iPhone wallet once.
Got
your phone? Got your wallet.
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
For
$250, I want a phone built into the wallet.
9:43
AM Mr. Amethyst
^
Mr.
Silver
I'm
all confused...
I've
seen "The Blues Brothers" like 20 times.
11:17
AM Mr. Blue
Not
once, here.
11:17
AM Mr. Silver
And
was sure I remembered always hearing Jake order "Two whole fried
chickens and a coke."
Yet
when I looked up the quote, everyone is saying he said four.
So
now I have to look up a clip, darn it.
(I did...it's 4 - Mr. Silver)
11:18
AM Mr. Blue
Maybe
it was an improvised line that's different in different versions, but
I can't recall any movies with such a small difference in dialogue.
11:18
AM Mr. Silver
Maybe.
I've
wondered for years of there is a different version of Monty Python
and the Holy Grail.
Because
the Black Knight, with no doubt whatsoever, threatens "I'll bite
your legs off!"
Yet
I’ve heard dozens of people...dozens (SCA/gamers)...say with
complete confidence that it's "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"
11:22
AM Mr. Brown
It
is “I'll bite your legs off”.
11:19
AM Mr. Blue
There
are a bunch of versions of the Goonies - with a convenience store
scene, without, with an octopus, without.
11:27
AM Mr. Silver
Data's
"The octopus was very scary!" was my favorite line from
'The Goonies' for years...it still is, now that I think about it.
I
thought Data was F-ing with the reporter.
11:28
AM Mr. Blue
I
think I’ve seen the octopus scene once, and it kinda ruined things
for me because I had seen the non-octopus version like a dozen times
already.
It's
cheesy... like Ed Wood style.
11:28
AM Mr. Silver
Yeah,
it's not a good scene at all.
11:29
AM Mr. Blue
I
don't remember anything about the convenience store, but I guess
that's where they burn part of the map.
11:29
AM Mr. Silver
Most
everything they cut from Goonies...including the convenience
store...wasn't worth keeping.
11:33
AM Mr. Blue
Yep.
11:39
AM Mr. Silver
The
convenience store had rating issues possibly, due to the kids
stealing stuff, causing damage and Mouth, I think, paging
through a porno mag.
11:41
AM Mr. Silver
"So
the heroes are foul-mouthed, AND destructive criminals. Mr.
Spielberg...we have this whole concept of 'imitatable behavior' to
consider here."
Mr.
Silver
"Engineers
make the world's first verified really thin 3-dimensional polymers."
11:50
AM Mr. Silver
"We
decided to cook the word 'dimension' to mean what we wanted to get
attention for our new polymer", say chemistry engineers.
11:50
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
11:54
AM Mr. Silver
"Hell,
according to the Oxford Dictionary, Harry over there is
one-dimensional if you're talking about his so-called personality,
and he's like 6'3", 230lbs."
Mr.
Yellow
I
can't say I have ever experienced this issue.
12:17
PM Mr. Silver
I've
got sound effects, if you like, in my head all the time.
I
don't know about you, but it's never quiet in there.
12:36
PM Mr. Yellow
LOL
1:09
PM Mr. Silver
It
sounds like these people just play their stuff too long and it gets
stuck and replays in there like anything else.
1:16
PM Mr. Yellow.
It
could be scary if they are packing and hear imaginary ambushers in
the trees.
1:18
PM Mr. Silver
This
makes one wonder if it’s the same psychological issues that a war
veteran can develop, but a virtual experience instead of a real one.
The
difference being the one is terrified for his life, and the other
terrified he might have to reload a save point.
1:21
PM Mr. Yellow.
True.
Quite
a bit of a difference in the threat level.
Mr.
Brown
I
found out I have mild neutral regurgitation in my heart.
LOL
2:23
PM Mr. Blue
RIP
2:23
PM Mr. Brown
WTF
is that?
2:23
PM Mr. Blue
Very
serious.
2:23
PM Mr. Brown
Doc
says its ok.
So
that’s why sometimes it feels like somebody is squeezing a bag with
water in it where my heart is.
LOL
No.
That's a bad description. Its more like that Flarp stuff. That
feeling you get when you push your fingers into it.
Well,
at least I know now.
2:26
PM Mr. Blue
Its
“Mitral Regurgitation”.
2:26
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
I heard it wrong
I
was just going to say.
2:35
PM Mr. Silver
His
heart is throwing up.
2:35
PM Mr. Brown
Yep.
It doesn't like the taste anymore.
2:36
PM Mr. Silver
"This
blood...I think...uck! I think it's gone b- (pant...pant...) BA- HUUUURRRRLLL!!!!!!!"
2:36
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:36
PM Mr. Silver
"Oh
God! (pant...pant...) Oh my G- God! I've been pumping expired blo-
HOOOOOORRRRKKKKKK!!!!"
Mr.
Brown
I
like to know this stuff
I’m
going to go home and clean rust off my truck with a potato
lol
8:09
AM Mr. Silver
Sounds
like white vinegar is better.
I'm
not sure what it'll do to the patch that's developed on mine...I'm
afraid it might be too late...but I'll probably try it tonight.
It
being DM, I went to an actual car site to verify the claim.
"Use
a potato and baking soda to scrub rust because that's just hilarious!
I mean...a potato? Really? You people that read this will
believe anything!"
The
car site said just make a baking soda paste and slather it on...no
potato.
When
I worked at Jatzenkammer, a guy had just quit who used to take some
over-the-phone support calls and he'd mess with people.
One
time he told a caller to get a potato, cut it in half and wave them
around on opposite sides of his monitor to "degauss it",
then had him push the reset button.
"It's
good? Good!"
Mr.
Blue
Hehehe.
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