Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Day 306 - "Daisy Daisy Pass Me The Ammo Do", Fill Out The Request In Quinquagintuplicate Please, BASK To Offer Free Downloads Of Canadian Bear Repellant, "#3. Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology Is Indistinguishable From Rocks", and Step In It And Dance

12:00 PM Mr. Amethyst
So... I need a small fortune to buy AR15 ammo.
12:01 PM Mr. Brown
So, you need to find AR ammo.
12:01 PM Mr. Amethyst
Dunham's
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
With one bullet you can get it free...
Granted that's post apocalypse advice.
12:01 PM Mr. Brown
I had trouble getting 308 close to hunting season last year.
12:02 PM Mr. Silver
Kill a zombie...like 10% will drop a clip for some reason.
12:02 PM Mr. Brown
Hahahahah!
Just use arrows: shoot – retrieve.
12:03 PM Mr. Amethyst
Dunham's has tons in stock since no one is paying $75 for 120 rounds.
12:03 PM Mr. Brown
I was thinking about getting a 30-06 because I saw a lot of ammo for them.
12:05 PM Mr. Blue
Are there 30-06 lever-actions?
12:06 PM Mr. Amethyst
I've never seen one, but it's possible.
12:06 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, you can pretty much get a lever in anything if you know somebody that can build it.
12:06 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah. I know tons of gunsmiths.
12:07 PM Mr. Silver
Lever action elephant gun
"Well...it's more crowbar action...but it works.  It's tandem though." 
"Tandem?"
"You'll need 2 people."
"Ah."



12:22 PM Mr. Silver
So where was I?  Oh yes.  A LOOOOONG time ago, I said:
10:27 AM Mr. Silver So I submitted a request for a new X.”
I got an email back asking for one be sent for me.  No confirmation, just the request.
From Katy...
To me...
12:24 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:25 PM Mr. Silver
And Renee
And Dennis
And Mary
And Gordon...
AND
The entire Katzenjammer Inventory Dept.
"Um...isn't this a bit of overkill for an X?"
12:26 PM Mr. Amethyst
A little.
12:28 PM Mr. Silver
(Katy receives form...reads)
"CODE CHARTREUSE!  (slams button)"
(Klaxons blare! 40 people in plaid footie pajamas hidden in Billing and the warehouse run out and start hopping frantically in place while donning goggles and 'duckie' pool floats!)
"Beat to quarters and scramble the corporate jets! Put the kettle on and release the shrews! There's a $5 item at stake here, people! GO! GO! GO!"



Mr. Brown
Oh Russians...
7:45 AM Mr. Green
He deserved to die for having the ring tone in the 1st place.
7:45 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, why does a 42 year old man have a Justin Beiber ring tone?
The only plausible reason is that he is Russian.
A hardworking, strong people who love crappy pop music.
LOL
7:46 AM Mr. Amethyst
I mean, surely “Born of Osiris” would have made the bear drop dead if it ran from Bieber.
7:49 AM Mr. Silver
(photo caption) "Mr. Vorozhbitsyn pictured here, looking embarrassed over Bieber incident."
7:51 AM Mr. Brown
Now if he had a Brittney Spears ring tone, that bear would have gotten angry.



Mr. Silver
"Mystery of the Nazca Lines stays the same" 
"0.003% increase in mystery revealed by wind."
Nazca has always been more of a wonder than a mystery to me.
7:56 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, just wondering why they made them.
I mean one or two?
OK
But they made a lot of them.
8:13 Mr. Blue
I saw that and Googled some closeups. The formations themselves are smaller than I expected.
8:14 AM Mr. Silver
The individual glyphs?
8:14 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
8:14 AM Mr. Silver
Just considering the tire tracks over them, yes.
Erich von Däniken of "Chariots of the Gods" fame was ridiculed for his "alien runway" at Nazca.  "How big are these ships that they can use a 60' rectangle for a runway?"
8:17 AM Mr. Blue
Hehe
8:18 AM Mr. Brown
Also, if the ships can fly any direction at a moment's notice, why do they need a runway?
8:22 AM Mr. Silver
And, as is often my observation on these goofy alien theories, I can point out that aliens apparently come here primarily to show off their advanced “piles-of-rocks” technology.
8:24 AM Mr. Silver
Humans will build a sturdy asphalt landing strip and cover it with complex markings, safety barriers, ample lighting and facilities.  More technologically advanced space-faring beings will arrange small pebbles in a rectangle on dirt.
8:27 AM Mr. Brown
"Ok, so the people that worship us built this rectangle for us...I guess we can make them happy and start landing there."
8:28 AM Mr. Blue
Why would aliens draw monkeys and birds?
8:28 AM Mr. Silver
Super secret advanced alien stuff.  Those are technical diagrams.
8:29 AM Mr. Silver
"The monkey?  That's an integrated circuit."
8:32 AM Mr. Silver
All this being said, there's all sorts of weird stuff on earth that suggests an advanced culture, even if not an alien one, has existed here before. 



Mr. Blue
Are you planning to see the new movie “Step Up All In”?
0%
Yes, I will see it on opening weekend
1%
Yes, I will see it in theaters eventually
5%
Yes, but I will wait to watch it at home
94%
No, I have no plans of ever seeing it
0%
I already saw it
Read more: (Dead Link)
Remember your description of the first one Mr. Silver?
Oh wait that was “Stomp the Yard”.
3:09 PM Mr. Blue
Something like: 
(Two dozen dips in matching neon orange hoodies moving in synchronized spasms.)  
"What the Hell are they doin?" 
3:09 PM Mr. Silver
"They're flunkin' the college!"
Hehehe
That was a long time ago, but every time I see yet another “dancing challenge” movie, I remember that bit.
3:10 PM Mr. Blue
That was gold.
3:10 PM Mr. Brown
They are all the same movie.
LOL
It starts with somebody or people who really like to dance
Then are told they are not allowed.
So they prove that they should be allowed.
Throw somebody in there who can't dance
They teach that person to dance and it ends up being awesome
Then they dance and its great.
End movie
LOL
3:11 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah. Why are people never allowed to dance in these movies?
3:11 PM Mr. Blue
"We're a strict christian family and we don't take kindly to dancing!"
"I don't want your life!" *runs out crying*

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