12:00
PM Mr. Amethyst
So...
I need a small fortune to buy AR15 ammo.
12:01
PM Mr. Brown
So,
you need to find AR ammo.
12:01
PM Mr. Amethyst
Dunham's
12:01
PM Mr. Silver
With
one bullet you can get it free...
Granted
that's post apocalypse advice.
12:01
PM Mr. Brown
I
had trouble getting 308 close to hunting season last year.
12:02
PM Mr. Silver
Kill
a zombie...like 10% will drop a clip for some reason.
12:02
PM Mr. Brown
Hahahahah!
Just
use arrows: shoot – retrieve.
12:03
PM Mr. Amethyst
Dunham's
has tons in stock since no one is paying $75 for 120 rounds.
12:03
PM Mr. Brown
I
was thinking about getting a 30-06 because I saw a lot of ammo for
them.
12:05
PM Mr. Blue
Are
there 30-06 lever-actions?
12:06
PM Mr. Amethyst
I've
never seen one, but it's possible.
12:06
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
you can pretty much get a lever in anything if you know somebody that
can build it.
12:06
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
I know tons of gunsmiths.
12:07
PM Mr. Silver
Lever
action elephant gun
"Well...it's
more crowbar
action...but it works. It's tandem though."
"Tandem?"
"You'll
need 2 people."
"Ah."
12:22
PM Mr. Silver
So
where was I? Oh yes. A LOOOOONG time ago, I said:
“10:27
AM Mr. Silver So I submitted a request for a new X.”
I
got an email back asking for one be sent for me. No
confirmation, just the request.
From
Katy...
To
me...
12:24
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:25
PM Mr. Silver
And
Renee
And
Dennis
And
Mary
And
Gordon...
AND
The
entire
Katzenjammer Inventory Dept.
"Um...isn't
this a bit of overkill for an X?"
12:26
PM Mr. Amethyst
A
little.
12:28
PM Mr. Silver
(Katy
receives form...reads)
"CODE CHARTREUSE! (slams button)"
(Klaxons
blare! 40 people in plaid footie pajamas hidden in Billing and the
warehouse run out and start
hopping frantically in place while donning goggles and 'duckie' pool floats!)
"Beat
to quarters and scramble the corporate jets! Put the kettle on and
release the shrews! There's a $5 item at stake here, people! GO!
GO! GO!"
Mr.
Brown
Oh
Russians...
7:45
AM Mr. Green
He
deserved to die for having the ring tone in the 1st place.
7:45
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
why does a 42 year old man have a Justin Beiber ring tone?
The
only plausible reason is that he is Russian.
A
hardworking, strong people who love crappy pop music.
LOL
7:46
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
mean, surely “Born of Osiris” would have made the bear drop dead
if it ran from Bieber.
7:49
AM Mr. Silver
7:51
AM Mr. Brown
Now
if he had a Brittney Spears ring tone, that bear would have gotten
angry.
Mr.
Silver
"Mystery
of the Nazca Lines stays the same"
"0.003%
increase in mystery revealed by wind."
Nazca
has always been more of a wonder than a mystery to me.
7:56
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
just wondering why they made them.
I
mean one or two?
OK
But
they made a lot of them.
8:13
Mr. Blue
I
saw that and Googled some closeups. The formations themselves are
smaller than I expected.
8:14
AM Mr. Silver
The
individual glyphs?
8:14
AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
8:14
AM Mr. Silver
Just
considering the tire tracks over them, yes.
Erich
von
Däniken
of
"Chariots of the Gods" fame was ridiculed for his "alien
runway" at Nazca. "How big are these ships that they
can use a 60' rectangle for a runway?"
8:17
AM Mr. Blue
Hehe
8:18
AM Mr. Brown
Also,
if the ships can fly any direction at a moment's notice, why do they
need a runway?
8:22
AM Mr. Silver
And,
as is often my observation on these goofy alien theories, I can point
out that aliens apparently come here primarily to show off their
advanced “piles-of-rocks” technology.
8:24
AM Mr. Silver
Humans will build a sturdy asphalt landing strip and cover it with
complex markings, safety barriers, ample lighting and facilities. More
technologically advanced space-faring beings will arrange small pebbles in a rectangle on dirt.
8:27
AM Mr. Brown
"Ok,
so the people that worship us built this rectangle for us...I guess we can
make them happy and start landing there."
8:28
AM Mr. Blue
Why would aliens draw monkeys and birds?
8:28
AM Mr. Silver
Super secret advanced
alien stuff. Those are technical diagrams.
8:29
AM Mr. Silver
"The
monkey? That's an integrated circuit."
8:32
AM Mr. Silver
All
this being said, there's all sorts of weird stuff on earth that
suggests an advanced culture, even if not an alien one, has existed here before.
Mr.
Blue
Are
you planning to see the new movie “Step Up All In”?
0%
Yes,
I will see it on opening weekend
1%
Yes,
I will see it in theaters eventually
5%
Yes,
but I will wait to watch it at home
94%
No,
I have no plans of ever seeing it
0%
I
already saw it
Read
more: (Dead Link)
Remember
your description of the first one Mr. Silver?
Oh
wait that was “Stomp the Yard”.
3:09
PM Mr. Blue
Something
like:
(Two dozen dips in matching neon orange hoodies moving in synchronized
spasms.)
"What the Hell are they doin?"
3:09
PM Mr. Silver
"They're
flunkin' the college!"
Hehehe
That
was a long time ago, but every time I see yet another “dancing
challenge” movie, I remember that bit.
3:10
PM Mr. Blue
That
was gold.
3:10
PM Mr. Brown
They
are all the same movie.
LOL
It
starts with somebody or people who really like to dance
Then are told they are not allowed.
So
they prove that they should be allowed.
Throw
somebody in there who can't dance
They
teach that person to dance and it ends up being awesome
Then
they dance and its great.
End
movie
LOL
3:11
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
Why are people never allowed to dance in these movies?
3:11
PM Mr. Blue
"We're
a strict christian family and we don't take kindly to dancing!"
"I
don't want your life!" *runs out crying*
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