3:11
PM Mr. Gray
So
why do they bother putting "natural flavor" on a drink. I
mean I'd be more concerned about unnatural flavor. "Why...why
does this taste like pork?"
3:13
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah…
And it's not like gross things can't come from nature.
“Naturally
flavored!” (in small print) “With trichinosis and mercury”
3:15
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
good point
"And
other natural flavors!"
"Umm....pumice?"
3:21
PM Mr. Gray
I
bet if you made a bacon soda it would sell
Then
could even put "Natural flavor" on the side for a laugh.
Definitely
not a 0 calorie product
3:22
PM Mr. Brown
It
already exists
3:23
PM Mr. Gray
Dammit....once
again, a good idea swept from beneath me.
3:24
PM Mr. Brown
Um.
Scary flavors. Ranch dressing soda, buffalo wing soda, peanut
butter & jelly soda.
I
want to try these, although I may throw up on the ranch dressing.
3:44
PM Mr. Silver
Gross.
3:44
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
I
would have to try it, but I probably won't like it.
Hehe
3:51
PM Mr. Silver
"Military
to fund plasma 'Death Donut' launcher."
"This
could revolutionize projected energy weapons research...and maybe
produce commercial energy."
3:55
PM Mr. Silver
"When
we were brought in to see something about the future of limitless
energy...or something...it was egghead talk...they shot this energy
donut thing. And our first thoughts were 'Hey! Remember
the machine gun thing that shot little light rings near the end of
Flash Gordon?' We were very excited!"
3:58
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:53
PM Mr. Brown
2:06
PM Mr. Silver
Sounds
like my Misto plan. Did I have that chat in here when anyone
was working?
2:14
PM Mr. Blue
It’d
be safer for him to butt chug it.
2:15
PM Mr. Brown
Yes.
LOL
2:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
WTF?
What
is going on?
2:16
PM Mr. Blue
It’s
an article about some guy that vaporizes his alcohol with dry ice and
inhales it so he doesn't have to drink calories.
2:16
PM Mr. Amethyst
That
makes no sense.
Wow
2:17
PM Mr. Blue
Mr.
Brown has been a butt-chugger since way back.
2:20
PM Mr. Silver
I
wouldn't vaporize it. My scheme was a couple shots in a Misto
sprayer and you just spray it in. Breathe it? Ick!
2:20
PM Mr. Silver
I
decided to call it a "Buzz Freshener".
2:21
PM Mr. Blue
Wouldn’t
that take a while to spray it in?
2:21
PM Mr. Silver
No.
A Misto is pressurized. You pump it up.
So
it makes an aerosol, not a vapor, of the hooch and spreads it around
in your mouth when you push the button.
2:22
PM Mr. Amethyst
Not
a bad idea.
2:23
PM Mr. Silver
Instead
of swallowing and processing it through your tummy, it’ll just
absorb right into the capillaries in there.
You
drink a lot less, shorter duration, and quicker
action...theoretically.
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
Wouldn’t
it become unpressurized when sprayed out?
2:24
PM Mr. Silver
Yup...then
you pump it again.
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
So
you're still only spraying a small amount of alcohol mist in your
mouth.
2:25
PM Mr. Silver
Right.
And
you are not vaporizing it and breathing alcohol air. That guy
is a loon.
You
get to taste it too...assuming you like the tastes of your booze.
It
strikes me it would be very hard to have too much unless you, like,
unscrewed it and drank it from the Misto.
2:37
PM Mr. Brown
Great
picture of Megan McCain.
LOL
2:43
PM Mr. Silver
Yup...classy.
2:45
PM Mr. Silver
"They
said I couldn't pound down one of these bottles in the promo
shots. But as soon as we're done, it's Drunk:30!"
Mr.
Silver
I
told Mr. Green when he wanted to play an evil character, that it is evil in a lesser sense, and the
general guide is: "The 7 deadly sins are a good Friday night out for you.
Fight, binge, stiff the waitress, seduce the innkeeper's wife...good times."
1:17
PM Mr. Silver
"As for being a True
sociopath? Well, you'll end up dead or in jail very fast if you don't
have the power/position to back it up, and you 'graduate' the character to NPC villain."
Mr.
Silver
The last
seriously Evil character with any staying power that I recall was a
Paladin of Violence. He remained viable in the group for 4-5 sessions.
1:21
PM Andy
Heh
1:22
PM Mr. Silver
He
was great. "All problems can be solved through the power
of Violence"
As
the hand and voice of that god, he would prove his faith in creepy
ways; the god granting the special effects, of course.
They
could never really grasp how he would do some things.
Andy
Such
as?
1:25
PM Mr. Silver
They
wanted to set a building on fire. While they were discussing
it, he started beating on the walls with his weapon screaming "BURN!
BURN!" at it.
"You
hear him stop screaming. When you turn to look, he's panting
heavily with an insane look on his face, but the coach house is
blazing."
Mr.
Silver
He
slapped around an old lord till he got up the gumption to put on his
armor and lead a resistance. Then later killed the same
lord to express his irritation about something else he should
have done.
"You
shouldn't have killed him!"
"He
needed to learn!"
"Well
now he's dead!"
"He's
not getting away THAT easily!"
And
then he started beating on the corpse "LIVE!!! LIVE, YOU
BASTARD!!!! LIVE!!!"
It
would have worked...
Except
the party had had enough and they tried to take him out.
They
beat on each other for a while and he ran for it.
Last
they saw him he was standing in the river, beating on the water and
screaming at it to heal him.
Love
a good monomaniac/holy fool in a party.
Granted
they aren't all so flamboyant.
12:07
PM Mr. Mustard
“fired
gunshots at her sons' feet when she was angry, and would often remind
people that she shot and killed a man who broke into her home in
2006. She claimed self-defense and was never charged in that
killing.”
Mr.
Silver
(voiceover)
"Another legend of the ‘Moms of the Old West’. Wait!
This was in the 2000s???"What's this story from?
12:08
PM Mr. Mustard
http://www.armstrongmywire.com/news/read/category/Top%20News/article/ap-apnewsbreak_prayers_before_sc_woman_kill-ap
12:08
PM Mr. Mustard
MaMa
knows best!
12:10
PM Mr. Silver
There
was a prohibition Machine gun "Ma" something, wasn't there?
12:10
PM Mr. Mustard
'Ma
Barker' I think.The Death of Ma Barker
“It's believed by many that the Ma Barker image was originated by J. Edgar Hoover's FBI in an effort to justify the killing of an old lady. She has been portrayed as ...”
Good ole Hoover.
12:16
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
believed by many that the Ma Barker image was originated by J. Edgar
Hoover's FBI in an effort to justify the clothing he'd wear in
private."
12:16
PM Mr. Mustard
Heh
heh. “With his buddy Truman Capote.”12:19 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
4:09
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe...
Scareware on this agent's computer warning him to scan now because
he's "about to be attacked by a grue."
"Seriously?
G-R-U-E?"
"Yeah."
4:10
PM Mr. Yellow
Hahaha
4:10
PM Mr. Silver
"A
grue is a monster from an old computer game series named Zork.
Wow."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah!”
(I avoided saying things like "ballsy", and "smart asses" at
this point)
4:10
PM Mr. Yellow
Yes!
I played Zork!
4:11
PM Mr. Silver
Funny.
4:16
PM Mr. Yellow
Better
defeat that grue so you can go home.
4:16
PM Mr. Silver
Just
turn on a light.
Hehe
4:17
PM Mr. Silver
"Ok. Click
Start...then Run. In the open line type "light torch"
and hit enter. Ok. You should be fine now."
4:19
PM Mr. Blue
Nice.
8:50
AM Mr. Blue
Who
the hell writes down a password on a piece of paper and forgets it?
8:52
AM Mr. Silver
Heh
8:54
AM Mr. Silver
"I'll
make it something easy to remember, like the 1st, 3rd, 9th and then
6th letters of 'excelsior' spelled out on phone keys."
8:55
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
Mr. Gray
Mauled
by a yeti is not listed. I’m disappointed.
2:17
PM Mr. Silver
You
would think it would be there.
Perhaps
the yeti just picks people up and hurls them off and nobody sees it.
22
“unknown”, 15 “disappeared”, 48 "fall", 51
"avalanche"
2:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
7 "fell into a pit".
2:26
PM Mr. Gray
Unknown
= Yeti
No
witnesses, so...
2:29
PM Mr. Silver
"You
say a 9 to 11' tall muscular ape-man ran at him, howling, picked him
up and threw him 20 yards up and out before he fell 3000' to his
death?"
"Yes!"
"Photos?"
"Well...they're
kind of blurry...(hands over)"
"(looks)
That’s a man in a suit. Soooooo…Hoaxing us, eh?"
"A
10’ man in a suit?! On the slopes of Everest!?!? Are you insane!"
"I'll put down 'Unknown'."
Mr.
Blue
Technology
is a wonder. I love how anytime a new medium comes along, one
of the first things that happens is someone makes porn for it.
3:41
PM Mr. Amethyst
Well
yeah!
What
else is the internet for?
3:41
PM Mr. Blue
Honestly,
that's cool. We all like it.
3:41
PM Mr. Silver
Heh
So
we should look for untapped technologies and make porn for it.
3:43
PM Mr. Silver
"List
of computer/internet techs not used for porn yet"
3:43
PM Mr. Amethyst
“Strippagatchi”
It’s
a keychain game where you grow your own stripper.
3:44
PM Mr. Silver
Feed
the plain stripper money and shine lights and stuff, and she gets
fuller and dirtier?
3:44
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yup.
3:45
PM Mr. Silver
"Oooh!
Look! I did it! It's only day nine, and I was able to get
her a pole to swing around on! (Beep!) Aww, she got a
happy heart."
3:45
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
3:46
PM Mr. Silver
(Looks
over shoulder) "She
blonde yet?"
"NO!
I won't let her have the bottle."
"Why?!"
"Honestly
I like brown. Working up to long and curly though."
"Oh,
that'll be nice."
3:49
PM Mr. Blue
If
you neglect your stripper she gets bruises and track marks and lower
back tattoos.
3:50
PM Mr. Silver
"Um...WTF
is this?"
"Hmm?"
"There's
like a missionary or something waving a bible at her or something and
she's crying!"
"Pfft!
Might as well hit the pin reset."
3:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
3:54
PM Mr. Silver
"No
way! I worked on her too long! As soon as he leaves I'm going to see if she'll take the
"art film audition" ad.”
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