Mr. Silver
"Santorum Loses His Tiny Number of Black Voters, Gains Tiny Number Of White Voters"
11:47 AM Mr. Blue
I was equally offended by his bowling excursion where he told some kid not to use a pink ball
and repeated it with something like "friends don't let friends use pink balls".
11:48 AM Mr. Silver
Silver Jr. played with one yesterday...it was cyber-bowling...it glowed very nicely.
Sadly he's now indoctrinated into...some...group that likes glowing stuff. Oh yes, “everyone”.
11:48 AM Mr. Blue
Santorum's a modern day Roy Cohn.. it's only a matter of time before he's caught with his schlong out in some all-male S&M shop.
11:49 AM Mr. Blue
Pink is a feminine color so OBVIOUSLY Silver Jr. is gay now. And now that he's gay, his life is pretty much over and he's going to Hell.
11:50 AM Mr. Silver
"One you start down the pink path, forever will it dominate you."
Pink, incidentally, used to be a male-appropiate-only color.
As a shade of red it was considered too aggressive for girls.
11:53 AM Mr. Blue
A lot of your innards are pinkish.
11:54 AM Mr. Silver
It turns out that all men with pink skin are gay.
Who knew?
11:54 AM Mr. Silver
Of course the vast majority of them cover it up by dating gay women.
A conspiracy 10s of thousands of years, just lurking in the background. Shameful.
And yes...I'm just waiting for the Santorum expose'.
11:56 AM Mr. Blue
It won't even be front page news; nobody will be surprised.
"Santorum caught with HIV-positive male escort in seedy Omaha hotel." on page B7
11:59 AM Mr. Silver
"Style" section.
Or perhaps in with the comics.
1:51 PM Mr. Blue
2:09 PM Mr. Silver
As far as Panotti, I'd immediately have hassled Pliny with "If they use their ears for clothes and blankets, don't their ears get cold? So their ears would need clothes. So technically, they wear clothes, right? Even though they would still be naked?"
2:12 PM Mr. Silver
"Δεν ξέρω!!!"
2:15 PM Mr. Brown
I accidentally cooked some baby bunnies once.
2:16 PM Mr. Silver
I read that in Beavis's voice.
2:18 PM Mr. Blue
How do you accidentally cook and eat baby rabbits?
Did they just hop into the pot and then into your mouth?
2:18 PM Mr. Brown
I did not eat them.
2:19 PM Mr. Silver
"The Accidental Chef" by Julia Child
"First, accidentally get out a large pan and accidentally put it on the stove."
2:19 PM Mr. Brown
I started a fire in my fire pit. I'd jumped around on it to make sure nothing was in there, and
then next thing I know half-charred baby rabbits start coming out of the fire.
2:19 PM Mr. Silver
Thus proving to Medieval scholars that bunnies are fire elementals, like salamanders.
2:19 PM Mr. Brown
I had to kill them to put them down.
2:21 PM Mr. Brown
Hassenpfeffer
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
"KFCs new Popcorn Hassenpfeffer!"
2:23 PM Mr. Brown
Kind of sucks that you can't live on rabbits; you end up starving.
lol
2:28 PM Mr. Silver
Um...like...a vitamin thing?
2:28 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah. Too lean.
So if you get deserted on a island of rabbits you're F'd.
2:29 PM Mr. Silver
Raise some fat rabbits
"Stop hopping and eat way too much while watching this TV."
2:33 PM Mr. Silver
So you don't starve...you poison yourself long before that
Mr. Green
Heheh... nice.
Hoverbike!
8:32 AM Mr. Silver
3', 0 MPH
8:32 AM Mr. Green
Yeah, but it's a start. At least they're working on them.
8:35 AM Mr. Green
By 2098, they should be perfected... lol
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