Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Day 186 - Even A Bland Adventure Is Good If The Soundtrack Is Exciting, Concuvensent, I Wish They All Could Be Kyrgystani Girls, The Sekhmet Slaughterers Are 10-0 With No Survivors So Far This Season, Pissing Away A Golden Opportunity, "Coconut Fenny, Shaken Not Stirred", Life On The Gated Community Streets With Chet Haze, and A Good Lead-In For A Challenging Situation For The Next D&D Game

Mr. Silver
Looking forward to Sunday
8:53 AM Mr. Silver
Master Peng's down for some ultra-intense person location and charity!  RAHHHHH!
8:55 AM Mr. Silver
(blaring thriller music as team walks through neighborhood...lull in the music) 
"Hey, kid...you know where Alice Twotrees lives?" 
"Peach St...that way...you some sort of secret agent or something?"  
(beat) 
"I'm just a peddlar..." 
(Blaring theme music)
8:56 AM Mr. Green
LOL
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
(Get to the door...hand signals...nods...take up positions, salty, weapons drawn, eyes sharp.  Knock at the door.) 
"Yes?"  
"You Alice Twotrees?" 
"Yeah?" 
"Have this large bag of money." 
"WOW!  THANKS!  You guys with the government?" 
(beat)
"We're nobody...  Let's go guys." 
(blaring musical finale) 
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Green "Ok...everyone gets 10 XP.  And 2 more for Peng for remaining in character by claiming to be a peddlar."
9:05 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
I think you deserve exp for just typing that. LOL
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
I'm just a humble scene writer...



10:23 AM Mr. Green
Mr. Teal
Sorry, what were your questions or is it mute at this point?
Or is it Con...Concuvensent or what that fancy school learnin’ word
10:17 AM Mr. Green
LMAO... moot Mr. Teal, the word is moot... mute is what I wish most people were.
10:17 AM Mr. Teal
LOL
10:23 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
10:26 AM Mr. Silver
Zow!
Hehe
Do I get XP for using "concuvensent" in the game Sunday?
10:27 AM Mr. Green
Yes, if you make me believe it.
10:27 AM Mr. Silver
I guess it'd be more "collection of syllables" than "word", really.


Mr. Blue
Does our society seem backwards to them?  Who is right and who is wrong?
10:46 AM Mr. Gray
LOL  Hey...seems to make things simple.
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
So you could get a Kyrgyz wife just by swooping in and grabbing one.
12:15 PM Mr. Blue
Who's going to be the first to abduct her?
Interesting features.  I’ll bet she has some Genghis Khan in her.
I’m not sure I’d want to mess with that kind of bloodline.
12:20 PM Mr. Silver
"Her hobbies include riding small horses, ballet, collecting small fur hats, charity work, and burning Chinese peasants in their huts while laughing hysterically."
12:21 PM Mr. Blue
"and eating dried, cured mutton."
12:23 PM Mr. Silver
"For the talent portion if the evening, she will juggle a goat head on the end of two traditional lances, and perform an interpretive dance depicting impalement."
12:25 PM Mr. Blue
"Miss America, what is best in life?" 
"Sunny days, lemonade, and being with friends and family."
"Wrong!  Miss Kyrgyzstan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!" 
"Good!  Good!"



Mr. Blue
There's a school called "Imhotep Charter" in PA?
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
"They kept chanting stuff and claiming awful things about the spirit world and us having our hearts devoured.
And then there was a sand storm right at the end...how?  The gym doors weren't even open to the outside and it wasn't windy out.
And what's with the funky uniforms their team wears?  They just looked like dirty rags."
9:13 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
“And the referee called a play against one of them, and these scarabs swarmed the guy from beneath the benches....oh the horror!”
9:14 AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
9:15 AM Mr. Brown
There is a TV show about a school with Egyptian stuff.
The students solve mysteries and use special Egyptian powers.
9:21 AM Mr. Blue
It’s called "Saved by the Bell".
9:21 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
9:21 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:22 AM Mr. Gray
That’s what the A in A.C. Slater stands for isn’t it...Amun?
9:23 AM Mr. Brown
Skreech - the leader of the scarabs.
9:23 AM Mr. Gray
He was into bugs, if I remember right.
9:23 AM Mr. Brown
Yes.
He was also a god in Hawaii – reincarnated.



Mr. Brown

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/stinks-bizarre-trash-collects-oil-patch-16000701#.T3t5p9mP-8A
11:03 AM Mr. Silver
If only North Dakota could find a way to tap into the urine industry.
Sure, the demand is just a trickle right now.
But properly promoted, there could be a steady stream to the area where most needed.



Mr. Gray
11:21 AM Mr. Gray
An Indian James Bond...Interesting.  Heh
I wonder if he breaks into a Bollywood musical scene.
11:21 AM Mr. Blue
Probably.
11:23 AM Mr. Gray
"Vinod...you have 10 seconds to disarm the bomb.....AFTER you sing about the woman you love."
11:24 AM Mr. Brown
Vinod, you must save the cows.
11:25 AM Mr. Gray
"I swear to cow, I will save the city!"
11:30 AM Mr. Silver
"The bomb is in the curry, Agent Vinod!"
"You're telling me...I was in the bathroom for 1/2 an hour."



Mr. Blue
Speaking of Twitter, I got  blocked by Tom Hanks' son.
His name is Chester, but he goes by "Chet Haze" and is an aspiring rapper/hip hop artist.
Pretty much everybody rips on him because he raps about street life and stuff.
He tweeted something like "Thank you so much to all my fans and followers!  I love all ya'll!" and I replied "We're all just following you ironically" and he blocked me.
12:14 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
12:16 PM Mr. Silver
I'm inspired to look up his lyrics.
12:16 PM Mr. Blue
They’re awful.
There’s nothing wrong with growing up privileged and then trying to be a rapper, but it's the content he tries to rap about.
12:21 PM Mr. Silver
Most people have certain difficulties relating to, say, the trials and tribulations of getting the old pool taken out and waiting for the new one to be installed.
12:24 PM Mr. Silver
"Yo!  This next rhyme is about how F-d up my 16th birthday party was.  Put your hands together for my latest: "F- the Caterers from Spago Bev Hills."
12:25 PM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
12:56 PM Mr. Silver
Poor kid, growing up in a home with the front fountain frequently off during drought conditions in summer.  No wonder he's angry.
12:57 PM Mr. Brown
lol
Can’t have a camp fire on the estate grounds.
“I'm from the streets – the STREETS!!!!!
1:10 PM Mr. Silver

From the bad end of Rodeo Drive.



Mr. Yellow
I would say, do whatever fits your story best. I will not bitch, and I am the rules lawyer. lol
2:06 PM Mr. Yellow
I trust you will not F- us.  Put us in challenging situations?  Yes.  Just try to F- us?  No.
And challenging situations make the game fun.
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
Mr. Green  "So anyway, there's all these beholders, maybe 20, and they're zooming on past...I mean they're hauling ass and they look terrified.  They pay no attention to you except to weave through the party.  Occasionally, one says "Shh!" quietly."
Mr. Gray "Ummm."
Mr. Green "Anyone wanna bother with a Sense Motive roll?"
Mr. Yellow "Nope..."
3:31 PM Mr. Yellow
LOL
That would be troubling.
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