Mr. Blue
The only Christmas song I don't mind is the Beatles one.
It might be just Paul McCartney.
"Wonderful Christmas Time"
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
I have one rude lyric I slip in when Mrs. Silver isn't paying attention.
10:00 AM Mr. Silver
"The mood is right. The spirits up. We’re here tonight. To fuck you up. Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!”
10:00 AM Mr. Blue
heh
Mr. Brown
Well, I got some Snus, but I will have to see if that helps me quit.
8:04 AM Mr. Silver
Quitting is best, of course...
8:05 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. I’m hoping using this I can wean myself off it easier; lower the amount of nicotine my body wants, slowly.
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
How about a chart?
A picture of as many cigarettes as you want...2000?
Sure...that’s 100 packs depending on the brand.
2000 little white marks.
And you cross off 1 for each you smoke.
8:12 AM Mr. Silver
And the picture at the end is you, dead.
And you tell yourself "If I use them all up, I’ll die."
And as you go along, you'll see them burning...
“There's a lot! Plenty of smoke!”
Until you get to those last rows and they start looking pretty few, and you start conserving.
8:16 AM Mr. Silver
Then you get down to "15 left...should I have one?"
8:16 AM Mr. Silver
“5 left…oh man…”
8:16 AM Mr. Silver
“1 left…” 1 smoke and you die. Do you want it that badly?
8:22 AM Mr. Silver
See...plenty of them in a chart like this.
(Though whoever made the chart can't count in tens.)
8:23 AM Mr. Brown
I could even computerize it! Make a phone app!
LOL
8:24 AM Mr. Silver
There you go!
Mr. Blue
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Germany_Hohenzollern_Family_Crest.jpg It looks like the beast is wearing a corset and a plaid skirt with a femmy hairdo.
11:48 AM Mr. Silver
What a terrible helmet crest!
I can't imagine wearing that monstrosity into a tourney.
"Who's the knight with the octopus-dog thing on his head?"
"Hohenzollern."
"Madness run in the family?"
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
Mr. Silver
So...the blog is still surprisingly busy for my blog. The Russians love it. So much so that I got my first comment! And it was SPAM!
Apparently the spammer believes more people visit than actually do.
I should have kept it to post and celebrate it.
Damn!
9:02 AM Mr. Pink
lol
9:02 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
"Dearest fans, I have a most wonderful development to share with you!"
"There are signs and portents that suggest that you two or three dozen fans may soon balloon to four dozen! Maybe four and a half!"
"And when I say fans, I'm referring also to you dear readers who ended up here by mistake on bad search results.”
"Yesterday, we got our first comment ever. And it was spam!"
"It tells me two things, my friends:”
“First, that after 130+ entries, the comment system actually functions...something I've always wondered."
"Second, that some crook out there believes this collection of rambling conversations is good enough to attract attention!"
"Like that one unknown Imperial Stormtrooper who managed to accidentally kill an Ewok, this one beloved con-artist has renewed my faith in this blog. Thank you...thank you... (cries)."
Too sappy?
9:25 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:26 AM Mr. Brown
Well, at least we know the guy that sent the spam looked at it.
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
It had a woman's name on it. That means the info must be real, right? A girl wouldn’t lie.
10:54 AM Mr. Brown
Well, it looks like the XXX domain idea did not work.
10:57 AM Mr. Brown
Until there is a law passed that makes them have to use it, they are not going to buy a .xxx domain name. LOL
11:08 AM Mr. Silver
"The porn industry chose not to comply with the .xxx designation because it, quote "makes the web addresses look dirty."
Sadly we can't continue with this subject here.
12:39 PM Mr. Blue
So they want helium 3 from the moon so that they can fuse it with helium 1 to create helium 4?
12:40 PM Mr. Brown
No, Helium 0
lol
12:44 PM Mr. Blue
Ah, got it…
“A second-generation approach to controlled fusion power involves combining helium-3 (32He) and deuterium (21H). This reaction produces a helium-4 ion (42He) (like an alpha particle, but of different origin) and a high-energy proton (positively charged hydrogen ion) (11p). The most important potential advantage of this fusion reaction for power production as well as other applications lies in its compatibility with the use of electrostatic fields to control fuel ions and the fusion protons”
12:46 PM Mr. Brown
Au
What if you throw Rn into the mix?
What happens then?
12:48 PM Mr. Blue
What is Rn?
12:48 PM Mr. Brown
Radon.
12:50 PM Mr. Silver
And Au is gold
So He3 + H2 + Au + Rn = “mess”
12:54 PM Mr. Brown
Can you melt Berkelium?
12:57 PM Mr. Brown
At 6000 Kelvin, most stuff becomes gas.
1:00 PM Mr. Silver
My lunch must be at 6000 degrees Kelvin.
1:01 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
1:10 PM Mr. Brown
1:18 PM Mr. Blue
" 'No' says every scientist in the world."
It’s a really stupid alien race that is opting to study Mercury over all the other cooler planets it could be scoping out.
1:49 PM Mr. Blue
As described by YouTube user siniXster, who used the U.S. Navy's SECCHI website to gather the images and create a video of the extraordinary extraterrestrial encounter on Dec. 3, it is "definitely some sort of manufactured object."
"It's cylindrical on either side, has a shape in the middle ... It definitely looks like a ship to me. Very obviously it's cloaked," he continued.
"There's really, absolutely no other explanation for that than some sort of ship."
1:58 PM Mr. Silver
I like the "cloaked" part
If it was cloaked we wouldn't see it.
Also, if it was also completely uncloaked, we'd also not see it.
2:03 PM Mr. Brown
Well, it’s a good thing they know it was the process of creating the picture that made it look that way, otherwise everybody would be freaking out thinking something is by Mercury.
2:04 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah, I’m sure people care.
(Fair warning, it's gross -- Mr. Silver)
3:06 PM Mr. Brown
OUCH!!!!!!
3:07 PM Mr. Silver
Good ol' footbinding.
Blech
3:08 PM Mr. Brown
It’s like “I don't know what that looks like. Is it a hand? Is it a foot? Is it a alien mouth?”
3:10 PM Mr. Silver
It looks like a body modification that makes genital-piercing fiends look like pussies.
3:12 PM Mr. Silver
"It hurt like Hell when I got this one done, but it was a rush too...y'know?"
"These just hurt like Hell and took 20 years to finish."
"AUGH!"
3:18 PM Mr. Blue
3:19 PM Mr. Silver
That's pretty screwed up, yes.
Considering the typical coordination of a girl that age, I imagine their training involved whips and cattleprods.
3:33 PM Ms. Amethyst
Probably. I can't even do that at 23! And my mom would have said “Hell no!” to me dancing like that at that age.
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