8:07 AM Mr. Gray
“Sailor Jerry” was not kind to me this morning like Admiral Nelson usually is! LOL
Ugh
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Well, look at the tart on the label.
8:08 AM Mr. Gray
I shoulda known...
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
She used you up, took your money, and the phone number she left you was fake.
8:09 AM Mr. Gray
I should have known better than to drink rum with a hot chick on the label! LOL
8:09 AM Mr. Silver
At least you only caught a hangover...so far as you know yet...
8:10 AM Mr. Green
lol
8:16 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Oh man....if I end up with a rash I'm gonna be ticked.
7:51 AM Mr. Brown
I watched the first half of the football game, then I passed out again. Woke up at 1 am.
LOL
7:52 AM Mr. Silver
"Go team! Go zzzzzz...."
7:52 AM Mr. Brown
I think I need to go to a doctor about a sleeping disorder.
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps that sports events are too long for modern folks. You're a modern fan, and you need your sports in short clips and with attached blurbs of no more than 20 words.
8:16 AM Mr. Pink
Haha!
8:17 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
8:20 AM Mr. Silver
I dabbled with some football variants in the past.
In the one case, I wanted a version for the SCA.
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/013/3/c/Ealdormere_at_Pennsic_War_by_ashendari.jpg – these type of folks – Mr. Silver)
...in armor and armed...
8:22 AM Mr. Gray
Blood Bowl!
8:22 AM Mr. Silver
"Banner Brawl"!
8:26 AM Mr. Silver
There were only time-outs called if the marshals thought there needed to be one. No tackles...standard combat rules.
1 battle standard in the middle of the field
2 goals
Go!
Oh...and the "standard bearer" can't fight, but can get hacked up.
Handing off laterally or passing back is ok, but no throws and no passing it forward.
I imagine it'd be a rough enough game that the winning score would be “win by 2”, or “first to 3 goals”.
Mr. Brown
I like this History Channel timeline http://imgur.com/gallery/P1vCD
They need to throw in there “Bigfoot, who is probably an alien”
LOL
9:02 AM Mr. Gray
There he goes with the wookies again...right back to Chewblacka.
9:04 AM Mr. Brown
My background is wookies right now. On my phone and my PC.
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
"Recent evidence includes some of the clearest footprints ever found, hair, unidentified primate DNA, and a bowcaster and bandolier of ammunition packs. Definitely Bigfoot."
9:10 AM Mr. Brown
It would be cool to find out that Bigfoot really is from another planet, and they are just like wookies.
1:40 PM Mr. Brown
I wonder what a Darth-Vader-like wookiee would look like? He'd be a very tall wookiee.
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
You've replaced your obsession with Patrick Dempsey with wookiees.
1:42 PM Mr. Gray
I'm starting to think Mr. Brown might be into that whole "Furry" thing.
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
Definitely.
1:43 PM Mr. Brown
It would be funny to go to a convention dressed like a wookiee.
1:46 PM Mr. Blue
A Patrick Dempsey convention?
1:47 PM Mr. Brown
No, a Furry convention.
1:48 PM Mr. Gray
I don’t think it would be funny to be dressed as a wookiee and be molested by someone in a My Little Pony costume...but to each his own.
1:48 PM Mr. Blue
All Furries have big boners under their costumes.
Even the women.
1:49 PM Mr. Silver
… … You don't have much experience with female anatomy, right Mr. Blue?
1:50 PM Mr. Blue
Less than you, more than Mr. Pink.
1:50 PM Mr. Silver
Boom!
1:50 PM Mr. Blue
HIYOOOOOOOOO
1:50 PM Mr. Gray
Ouch!
LOL
1:53 PM Mr. Brown
Wow! I think I have more that Mr. Pink too.
(Much later – Mr. Silver)
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
Once again the conversation ground to a halt.
2:35 PM Mr. Blue
Thanks a lot, Mr. Brown.
2:41 PM Mr. Brown
Hey, I'm reading about wookiees, so I can't talk.
2:41 PM Mr. Silver
He reads Playwookie for the articles.
2:42 PM Mr. Blue
He's reading about wookiees, which means he's typing to us with one hand.
2:43 PM Mr. Brown
Why are you even thinking that, perv!
2:43 PM Mr. Gray
Because you have a furry fetish?
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
Uhm...you're the one that subscribes to "Patrick Dempsey and Wookiee Fetishists Monthly".
2:43 PM Mr. Gray
Other guys have hot chicks on their phone backgrounds....Bryce has Chewy's hairy chest. Its true! He showed me!
I'm scarred for life!
2:44 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
He does like to bring up Bigfoot and Sasquatch a lot.
2:46 PM Mr. Blue
"Show me on the original Star Wars: Chewbacca action figure where Mr. Brown touched you."
2:46 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
2:48 PM Mr. Silver
LOL
10:36 AM Mr. Brown
I am going to quit smoking...round 5.
10:37 AM Mr. Gray
Been debating that again myself. Right now with this chaos I'm more likely to lose it on someone. LOL
10:39 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I don't ever seem to have trouble quitting nicotine. But the “having a cig” when I do something is the hard part. Like driving and such.
10:49 AM Mr. Blue
I think it's the nicotine you're addicted to. The toothpicks are not working?
10:52 AM Mr. Brown
No
11:03 AM Mr. Blue
Because they don't have nicotine.
11:04 AM Mr. Silver
I'm telling you...soak some toothpicks in some pipe tobacco and vodka for a week and go with those.
11:05 AM Mr. Blue
Just start chewing; at worst you only lose part of your face instead of your lungs.
11:06 AM Mr. Silver
And let's be honest...look at the face you have...
11:06 AM Mr. Brown
The face only a mother can love.
Or a mother wookiee.
11:07 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
Get some custom rolled cigarettes filled with stuff you'd regret lighting...like spinach or pine needles (story there...)
11:08 AM Mr. Blue
Buy some cigarillos, they're supposed to be pretty disgusting.
11:08 AM Mr. Brown
Well a friend told me he got that nicotine inhaler from the doctor and that helped him because it still gives you the motion of smoking with no smoke; then you can taper off the nicotine.
11:08 AM Mr. Blue
I love that smell of the sweeter kinds of pipe tobacco.
11:09 AM Mr. Blue
You're always going to be addicted to something, Mr. Brown. You just have to replace it with something less harmful
11:09 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
11:11 AM Mr. Silver
I smoked for about 3 weeks in college.
For more than a decade after, I'd want a cigarette sometimes. That modern processed stuff does things to your nervous system. I never had trouble years later when I spent a few months smoking a pipe. It was a totally different experience and I just stopped when I was done with it.
11:13 AM Mr. Gray
I do have to admit I have an easier time as far as coughing and such when smoking the custom-rolled cigarettes, as opposed to buying a pack at a store. Plus its cheaper - $25 vs $50 for a normal carton. The price is main reason I’m considering quitting. Its just insane anymore.
11:15 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. Wasting money killing yourself.
11:15 AM Mr. Gray
When I figured how much cash I'd save I nearly had a stroke.
11:35 AM Mr. Brown
The artist interpretation looks nothing like a frog fish nor a anglerfish.
LOL
11:39 AM Mr. Blue
“Its remains were cremated after a cursory inspection by zoologists who said that it posed no danger to the public.”
WTF, all around, on that sentence.
11:39 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I know. "It's unique and special. It poses no danger. Burn all traces of it."
11:47 AM Mr. Silver
Looks like a water Pokemon.
11:50 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah LOL
“good against fire”
11:52 AM Mr. Silver
Apparently not.
12:28 PM Mr. Brown
Wow! I didn't know about that one.
12:42 PM Mr. Silver
The batsquatch thing says the guy took many pictures. Odd I can't find even one and none were included in the article.
12:43 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I can't find them either.
12:36 PM Mr. Brown
What's this picture look like to you http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Kasai_rex
To me it looks like claymation.
12:38 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah, it looks like what Hollywood thought T-Rexes looked like in the 50's and 60's.
The scale of the picture doesn't make sense.
12:38 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, it looks funny.
12:38 PM Mr. Blue
The Rex is standing behind the rhino AND facing away from it, yet it's somehow also feeding on it?
12:46 PM Mr. Brown
Only eats cartilage.
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
“Multiple layers of poisonous fangs!!!”
Honestly, 1 poisoned fang is all it takes.
12:50 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I love that. Makes it scarier!
12:51 PM Mr. Silver
I'm not seeing an evolutionary advantage to layers of poisoned fangs.
1:05 PM Mr. Blue
They always portray T-Rexes and other meat-eating dinosaurs as being rather menacing-looking. It would be funny if they had facial markings that resembled clown makeup or something.
1:07 PM Mr. Silver
Big red nose and an exaggerated smile?
Its fearsome call sounds like a bike horn?
1:08 PM Mr. Blue
Maybe sad eyes and a frown?
1:08 PM Mr. Silver
(male) "Boing! Boing!"
(female) "Haw-hee-haw-heek!"
1:30 PM Mr. Silver
Here is a picture of Ms. Amethyst after someone ticks her off at her wedding.
http://lancasteronline.com/article/ap/547651_Brainnnssss--Zombies-storm-Havana-cinema-festival.html
1:31 PM Ms. Amethyst
Hahahahahaha!
1:34 PM Mr. Gray
I could see that.
1:34 PM Ms. Amethyst
Hahaha!
1:34 PM Mr. Silver
No doubt.
1:34 PM Ms. Amethyst
Thanks buddy!
1:34 PM Mr. Gray
Though if she is seeking brains around here, she'll starve.
1:34 PM Mr. Silver
"The ceremony was beautiful and the casualties minimal."
1:35 PM Ms. Amethyst
LOL “No one got their head ripped off.”
2:34 PM Mr. Yellow
Damn! How did I miss Mr. Green this time?
2:39 PM Mr. Gray
Bastard left and never brought me the soda I left in his car as I asked.
I'll have to make him suffer tonight...yes yes....
2:40 PM Mr. Silver
All he wanted was a Pepsi...just one Pepsi...and he wouldn't give it to him!
2:42 PM Mr. Gray
Hmmm.....I should make Mr. Green's guy get institutionalized
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
He's not crazy.
You're the one who's crazy.
It would drive him crazy.
2:56 PM Mr. Gray
Institutionalized!!
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