Monday, December 12, 2011

Day 133 - Beware Of Hula Girls Bearing 92 Proof Rum, Modern Sports Could Use Some Medieval Updates, Mr. Brown Has The Hots For Hairy Girls With Big Feet, Try It For The Nicotine Stay For The Addiction, Dubious Monstrosities, The Bride Rode A Pale Horse, And Mr. Gray Is Planning To Make Mr. Green's Choice Of Beverage Look Like An Accident

8:07 AM Mr. Gray
Sailor Jerry” was not kind to me this morning like Admiral Nelson usually is! LOL
Ugh
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Well, look at the tart on the label.
8:08 AM Mr. Gray
I shoulda known...
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
She used you up, took your money, and the phone number she left you was fake.
8:09 AM Mr. Gray
I should have known better than to drink rum with a hot chick on the label! LOL
8:09 AM Mr. Silver
At least you only caught a hangover...so far as you know yet...
8:10 AM Mr. Green
lol
8:16 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Oh man....if I end up with a rash I'm gonna be ticked.



7:51 AM Mr. Brown
I watched the first half of the football game, then I passed out again. Woke up at 1 am.
LOL
7:52 AM Mr. Silver
"Go team!  Go zzzzzz...."
7:52 AM Mr. Brown
I think I need to go to a doctor about a sleeping disorder.
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps that sports events are too long for modern folks.
You're a modern fan, and you need your sports in short clips and with attached blurbs of no more than 20 words.
8:16 AM Mr. Pink
Haha!
8:17 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
8:20 AM Mr. Silver
I dabbled with some football variants in the past. 
In the one case, I wanted a version for the SCA.
...in armor and armed...
8:22 AM Mr. Gray
Blood Bowl!
8:22 AM Mr. Silver
"Banner Brawl"!
8:26 AM Mr. Silver
There were only time-outs called if the marshals thought there needed to be one.  No tackles...standard combat rules.
1 battle standard in the middle of the field
2 goals
Go!
Oh...and the "standard bearer" can't fight, but can get hacked up.
Handing off laterally or passing back is ok, but no throws and no passing it forward.
I imagine it'd be a rough enough game that the winning score would be “win by 2”, or “first to 3 goals”.



Mr. Brown
I like this History Channel timeline http://imgur.com/gallery/P1vCD
They need to throw in there “Bigfoot, who is probably an alien”
LOL
9:02 AM Mr. Gray
There he goes with the wookies again...right back to Chewblacka.
9:04 AM Mr. Brown
My background is wookies right now. On my phone and my PC.
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
"Recent evidence includes some of the clearest footprints ever found, hair, unidentified primate DNA, and a bowcaster and bandolier of ammunition packs. Definitely Bigfoot."
9:10 AM Mr. Brown
It would be cool to find out that Bigfoot really is from another planet, and they are just like wookies.
1:40 PM Mr. Brown
I wonder what a Darth-Vader-like wookiee would look like? He'd be a very tall wookiee.
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
You've replaced your obsession with Patrick Dempsey with wookiees.
1:42 PM Mr. Gray
I'm starting to think Mr. Brown might be into that whole "Furry" thing.
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
Definitely.
1:43 PM Mr. Brown
It would be funny to go to a convention dressed like a wookiee.
1:46 PM Mr. Blue
A Patrick Dempsey convention?
1:47 PM Mr. Brown
No, a Furry convention.
1:48 PM Mr. Gray
I don’t think it would be funny to be dressed as a wookiee and be molested by someone in a My Little Pony costume...but to each his own.
1:48 PM Mr. Blue
All Furries have big boners under their costumes.
Even the women.
1:49 PM Mr. Silver
… … You don't have much experience with female anatomy, right Mr. Blue?
1:50 PM Mr. Blue
Less than you, more than Mr. Pink.
1:50 PM Mr. Silver
Boom!
1:50 PM Mr. Blue
HIYOOOOOOOOO
1:50 PM Mr. Gray
Ouch!
LOL
1:53 PM Mr. Brown
Wow! I think I have more that Mr. Pink too.
(Much later – Mr. Silver)
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
Once again the conversation ground to a halt.
2:35 PM Mr. Blue
Thanks a lot, Mr. Brown.
2:41 PM Mr. Brown
Hey, I'm reading about wookiees, so I can't talk.
2:41 PM Mr. Silver
He reads Playwookie for the articles.
2:42 PM Mr. Blue
He's reading about wookiees, which means he's typing to us with one hand.
2:43 PM Mr. Brown
Why are you even thinking that, perv!
2:43 PM Mr. Gray
Because you have a furry fetish?
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
Uhm...you're the one that subscribes to "Patrick Dempsey and Wookiee Fetishists Monthly".
2:43 PM Mr. Gray
Other guys have hot chicks on their phone backgrounds....Bryce has Chewy's hairy chest. Its true! He showed me!
I'm scarred for life!
2:44 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
He does like to bring up Bigfoot and Sasquatch a lot.
2:46 PM Mr. Blue
"Show me on the original Star Wars: Chewbacca action figure where Mr. Brown touched you."
2:46 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
2:48 PM Mr. Silver
LOL



10:36 AM Mr. Brown
I am going to quit smoking...round 5.
10:37 AM Mr. Gray
Been debating that again myself.  Right now with this chaos I'm more likely to lose it on someone. LOL
10:39 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I don't ever seem to have trouble quitting nicotine. But the “having a cig” when I do something is the hard part. Like driving and such.
10:49 AM Mr. Blue
I think it's the nicotine you're addicted to. The toothpicks are not working?
10:52 AM Mr. Brown
No
11:03 AM Mr. Blue
Because they don't have nicotine.
11:04 AM Mr. Silver
I'm telling you...soak some toothpicks in some pipe tobacco and vodka for a week and go with those.
11:05 AM Mr. Blue
Just start chewing; at worst you only lose part of your face instead of your lungs.
11:06 AM Mr. Silver
And let's be honest...look at the face you have...
11:06 AM Mr. Brown
The face only a mother can love.
Or a mother wookiee.
11:07 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
Get some custom rolled cigarettes filled with stuff you'd regret lighting...like spinach or pine needles (story there...)
11:08 AM Mr. Blue
Buy some cigarillos, they're supposed to be pretty disgusting.
11:08 AM Mr. Brown
Well a friend told me he got that nicotine inhaler from the doctor and that helped him because it still gives you the motion of smoking with no smoke; then you can taper off the nicotine.
11:08 AM Mr. Blue
I love that smell of the sweeter kinds of pipe tobacco.
11:09 AM Mr. Blue
You're always going to be addicted to something, Mr. Brown. You just have to replace it with something less harmful
11:09 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
11:11 AM Mr. Silver
I smoked for about 3 weeks in college.
For more than a decade after, I'd want a cigarette sometimes. That modern processed stuff does things to your nervous system. I never had trouble years later when I spent a few months smoking a pipe. It was a totally different experience and I just stopped when I was done with it.
11:13 AM Mr. Gray
I do have to admit I have an easier time as far as coughing and such when smoking the custom-rolled cigarettes, as opposed to buying a pack at a store. Plus its cheaper - $25 vs $50 for a normal carton. The price is main reason I’m considering quitting. Its just insane anymore.
11:15 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. Wasting money killing yourself.
11:15 AM Mr. Gray
When I figured how much cash I'd save I nearly had a stroke.



11:35 AM Mr. Brown
The artist interpretation looks nothing like a frog fish nor a anglerfish.
LOL
11:39 AM Mr. Blue
Its remains were cremated after a cursory inspection by zoologists who said that it posed no danger to the public.”
WTF, all around, on that sentence.
11:39 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I know. "It's unique and special. It poses no danger. Burn all traces of it."
11:47 AM Mr. Silver
Looks like a water Pokemon.
11:50 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah LOL
good against fire”
11:52 AM Mr. Silver
Apparently not.
12:28 PM Mr. Brown
Wow! I didn't know about that one.
12:42 PM Mr. Silver
The batsquatch thing says the guy took many pictures.  Odd I can't find even one and none were included in the article. 
12:43 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I can't find them either.
12:36 PM Mr. Brown
What's this picture look like to you http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Kasai_rex
To me it looks like claymation.
12:38 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah, it looks like what Hollywood thought T-Rexes looked like in the 50's and 60's.
The scale of the picture doesn't make sense.
12:38 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, it looks funny.
12:38 PM Mr. Blue
The Rex is standing behind the rhino AND facing away from it, yet it's somehow also feeding on it?
12:46 PM Mr. Brown
Only eats cartilage.
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
Multiple layers of poisonous fangs!!!”
Honestly, 1 poisoned fang is all it takes.
12:50 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I love that. Makes it scarier!
12:51 PM Mr. Silver
I'm not seeing an evolutionary advantage to layers of poisoned fangs.
1:05 PM Mr. Blue
They always portray T-Rexes and other meat-eating dinosaurs as being rather menacing-looking. It would be funny if they had facial markings that resembled clown makeup or something.
1:07 PM Mr. Silver
Big red nose and an exaggerated smile?
Its fearsome call sounds like a bike horn?
1:08 PM Mr. Blue
Maybe sad eyes and a frown?
1:08 PM Mr. Silver
(male) "Boing!  Boing!"
(female) "Haw-hee-haw-heek!"



1:30 PM Mr. Silver
Here is a picture of Ms. Amethyst after someone ticks her off at her wedding.
http://lancasteronline.com/article/ap/547651_Brainnnssss--Zombies-storm-Havana-cinema-festival.html
1:31 PM Ms. Amethyst
Hahahahahaha!
1:34 PM Mr. Gray
I could see that.
1:34 PM Ms. Amethyst
Hahaha!
1:34 PM Mr. Silver
No doubt.
1:34 PM Ms. Amethyst
Thanks buddy!
1:34 PM Mr. Gray
Though if she is seeking brains around here, she'll starve.
1:34 PM Mr. Silver
"The ceremony was beautiful and the casualties minimal."
1:35 PM Ms. Amethyst
LOL “No one got their head ripped off.”



2:34 PM Mr. Yellow
Damn! How did I miss Mr. Green this time?
2:39 PM Mr. Gray
Bastard left and never brought me the soda I left in his car as I asked.
I'll have to make him suffer tonight...yes yes....
2:40 PM Mr. Silver
All he wanted was a Pepsi...just one Pepsi...and he wouldn't give it to him!
2:42 PM Mr. Gray
Hmmm.....I should make Mr. Green's guy get institutionalized
2:53 PM Mr. Silver
He's not crazy.
You're the one who's crazy.
It would drive him crazy.
2:56 PM Mr. Gray
Institutionalized!!

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