7:52 AM Mr. Brown
Well, I watched a show on the Nazi UFOs; the Bell and the wing plane.
7:52 AM Mr. Silver
The Bell I recognize.
7:52 AM Mr. Brown
One of the connected sitings was Kecksburg, PA.
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
...Wellll...Kecksburg was 20 years after The Bell disappeared.
It's all well and good to try to link things based on similar shape, but unless The Bell was also a time machine, it doesn't sound like a very reasonable link. “Let's try finally testing this antique, and instead of using an established secure area, let's cross southern Pennsylvania.”
7:54 AM Mr. Brown
They are saying its just because it was bell shaped.
I guess people are trying to figure out if we had it and were testing it out.
8:05 AM Mr. Silver
There are apparently some technology problems with these craft...
8:05 AM Mr. Gray
Morning
8:05 AM Mr. Silver
Morning
Scenario Mr. Gray...Nazis build UFO
USA captures UFO
USA waits 20 years to test UFO
Pilot crashes it in Kecksburg, of all places.
World was and still is using jets
8:06 AM Mr. Brown
Also they were saying we built a wing craft too, and that is what crashed in Roswell.
8:09 AM Mr. Silver
It just bugs me that this elusive advanced research stuff that people are rumored to have accomplished has the same characteristics of any gaming/computer vaporware.
8:12 AM Mr. Brown
Basically the Nazis built the stealth bomber first, or tried too.
Then we built one andcrashed it in Roswell.
Then we finally got it right, according to what they were saying.
8:17 AM Mr. Silver
Hardly "The Bell"
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
Morning Mr. Blue
9:54 AM Mr. Blue
Morning.
9:55 AM Mr. Brown
Brought up your Nazi “Die Glocke” again.
9:56 AM Mr. Blue
Oh, the Nazi flying saucer?
9:56 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. There was a show on this morning about it.
10:02 AM Mr. Blue
You'd think if there was anything behind the tech they supposedly used, it would have been cracked by now.
10:05 AM Mr. Silver
Right
That's what I was saying. Even if it exists, jets are apparently much better for whatever reason...cheaper, safer...
10:07 AM Mr. Blue
The rumors are just too fantastic for them not to have been publicly tested.
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
For 55-60 years...
10:16 AM Mr. Blue
If the Germans get uppity again, I’m joining their side.
10:16 AM Mr. Brown
Well, I’m basically German, and I’m blonde.
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Brown, you sir are not blonde...you are pink.
10:22 AM Mr. Blue
And blond or not, I don't think you fit the Aryan ideal either way.
10:23 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, I know.
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
Neither did Hitler...
10:25 AM Mr. Brown
He was for the Aryan race, but not up to his own standards.
10:25 AM Mr. Silver
"My countrymen! We must be absolutely clear that I should not be in charge of such perfection as you, the master race!"
10:27 AM Mr. Blue
Hitler was a "do as I say, not as I do" type of fella.
10:28 AM Mr. Silver
(Historian) "It turns out that Hitler was just being sarcastic. The “master race”. The “1000 year Reich”. All that...Hitler was just making fun of the golden-boy jock types from school and the army who had pushed him around, and it snowballed. And they were just as meat-headed as he'd said in private and he got most of them killed. It really was the world's most awesome payback."
10:28 AM Mr. Blue
"It was just a schtick."
10:29 AM Mr. Brown
I know if I ever visit Germany, I want to be able to speak German first.
10:29 AM Mr. Blue
Why? They all speak English.
10:29 AM Mr. Brown
Just in case I run into old world people, I can talk to them. Find out cool stuff and stories. I might run into a family there that only speaks German.
10:40 AM Mr. Silver
"You there, in the dirndl carrying the yoke, milk buckets and leading a cow. Are you an Old World person?"
"Was??? Wir schießen einen Film! Gehen Sie weg!"
"Excellent! Can we discuss dairy farming?"
10:41 AM Mr. Blue
LOL
10:47 AM Mr. Blue
"Guten tag Herr Old-World craftsman! What are you hand-carving out of that wood?"
"An iPad case."
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