Mr. Blue
"In honor of National Doughnut Day... We got cupcakes!"
Perfect!
Mr. Gray
I told Mr. Silver last night that he needs to move to Denmark and rule them as King LOL
8:34 AM Mr. Silver
heh
8:34 AM Mr. Gray
Jebus....dude, seriously, move there......cult leader
8:36 AM Mr. Green
That would be cool. "What happened to Mr. Silver?" "He moved to Denmark, and became king! I'm moving there next week!"
8:37 AM Mr. Gray
Exactly my plan
let him slide in there.....subvert their minds and hearts.....then we move in to back him up in his play for Danish domination
8:38 AM Mr. Green
I'm in.
8:38 AM Mr. Gray
See Mr. Silver.....we're here for ya. Now get your ass to dominating!!
LOL
8:53 AM Mr. Silver
But I don't wanna be king of Denmark! Look what happened to Hamlet and his dad!
8:54 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
OK, I see your point.
8:16 AM Mr. Blue
scratched my eyeball last night, it swelled completely shut within 15 minutes, but much better now
Wow
On what?
long story
Well I know I’m not going to let the cat sleep in bed anymore, I was up all night coughing
"You ever take one of them...uh..."
“Brillo pads?" "Yeah! I had one of them last night and I was wondering if the soap would burn my eyes."
"Right." "So I start rubbing and rubbing on my eyeball. Boy did it sting! Talk about pain! I hate when that happens."
(couldn't find a video of those characters...but here. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84ewillie.phtml - Mr. Silver)
8:55 AM Mr. Blue
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/06/02/ohio-gop-house-speakers-twitter-account-hacked/ this is a weird looking dude
In fact I’m 99% certain it's a woman
9:28 AM Mr. Blue
Mormons are pretty crazy, even by religious standards
I know several, yes
I wish I had the article that was discussing things like biblical/historical validity and such that ended with the interviewer asking about Mormonism and the expert coming back with "Oh, that's just fake."
Right
At least with other sects of Christianity, the historicity is somewhat cloudy. You can blame it on mistranslation or a lot of other factors
Mormonism? It's just flat out bogus and everyone knows it except for the Mormons
It’s not even worth debating
Like Scientology
Certainly it isn't Earth history...maybe it was revelation and prophesy from some other planet
"Hi I’m a Catholic."
"I would like to debate you, sir!"
"Hi, I’m a Mormon."
"Get lost, freak."
Really? An angel named Moroni?
Sounds like a crime boss from Grand Theft Auto
"Yo! Moroni and I gots a job for yous!"
Mormonism, Scientology, The Force, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's interesting that the most credible 2 entries in this set are #3 and #4.
lol
(Ex co-worker) is a Mormon.
But his opinion on even every day stuff was too far out there for me to consider discussing it with him
9:57 AM Mr. Blue
He seriously believed the Pennsylvania game commission was releasing wolf-dog hybrids in the Fenelton area to control feral cat populations
He was 100% certain of this
Well that's just conspiracy crap
I know they are releasing panthers in different areas for deer population control
No they aren't
And then there's the wildebeest and Thompson's gazelles they are introducing to North Park.
On that note, I was driving the other day and saw a very odd roadkill up near the toy store.
I thought "deer" of course...we have a surplus of dead deer
But the coloring was off
And it was too small
And the legs were wrong
It gave me the distinct impression it was a cougar/mountain lion-sized cat.
I should have stopped but had Silver Jr. in the car
we do have bobcats around here
Maybe people are seeing more bobcats and think they are bigger
I know if they did introduce panthers they would survive here
No. Wrong color and much bigger than a bobcat
Panthers have survived here, and then we killed them all
Go USA!
America, F yeah!
Bobcats sound big
lol
They aren't
But they are nasty
Says who?
If they decide to attack you
Which they don't
Sharp claws pointy teeth
They’re about twice the size of a house cat. If you can't fend that off, well, that's natural selection
Mr. Gray
(Local business) caught on fire
Doesn’t look like it was too bad. Walked down to look on break
They had their periodic “suspicious disaster”, eh?
So it seems
They're pretty unlucky every 5-10 years
lol
Never understood how they made money anyway
Collecting insurance?
11:31 AM Mr. Silver
(Singing along to Heart) "Lazy on you! La-a-azy on you! Lemme go lazy lazy on you...zzzzz-zzzzzz"
12:04 PM Mr. Blue
Dr. Kevorkian died doing what he loved
Suicide? Or collapsed assisting one?
he died dying
ah
11:13 AM Mr. Gray
DETROIT (AP) — Jack Kevorkian, the audacious, fearless doctor who spurred on the national right-to-die debate with a homemade suicide machine that helped end the lives of dozens of ailing people, died Friday at a Detroit-area hospital after a brief illness. He was 83.
3:11 PM Mr. Gray
Man...those crazy Danes...
3:18 PM Mr. Silver
http://www.space.com/11875-homemade-rocket-launch-danish-copenhagen-suborbitals.htmlWay to go guys!
Mr. Blue
Maybe someday the Danes will reach earth's orbit
3:25 PM Mr. Silver
Looks like that's the plan, yes
3:25 PM Mr. Blue
Denmark -- Earth's Armpit
3:26 PM Mr. Silver
I'm not posting that!!!
3:27 PM Mr. Blue
Why not?
3:32 PM Mr. Silver
Well, they are clearly not "Earth's Armpit"
3:32 PM Mr. Blue
Who is?
3:33 PM Mr. Silver
Hot? Sweaty? Hairy? Nasty? Stinky?
Clearly it's Republic of Congo
(Talking about our disruptive Dungeons & Dragons player – Mr. Silver)
Mr. Gray
LMAO
Like I said before...I certainly wouldn’t miss his character LOL
1:00 PM Mr. Green
no one would. Maybe he'd bring back the halfing monk *wishing*
1:00 PM Mr. Gray
Would be nice
Him I'd probably like
1:00 PM Mr. Silver
Not in the Al-Qadim game, he won't.
1:00 PM Mr. Green
true
1:05 PM Mr. Silver
Make him an Al-Qadim Mamluk...that should keep him calm.
1:06 PM Mr. Gray
is that another word for eunuch? lol
1:06 PM Mr. Silver
nod
1:06 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:07 PM Mr. Silver
Slave eunuch warrior/diplomat/civil servants
1:09 PM Mr. Gray
"How would you like a job guarding the Caliph's personal harem? Pays really well....only a few minor inconveniences to deal with. Good hours...."
1:09 PM Mr. Silver
“Well...two minor inconveniences...easily adjusted.”
1:10 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
plop plop
1:10 PM Mr. Silver
“We can cut right through the red tape, as it were, to get you in a steady career.”.
(strops razor)
(Applicant) "I...uh...already went to the Hammam this morning and got depiliated...so I won't need a shave...Unless you mean my beard has to go."
"Just relax and get ready to bite down really hard on that stick on the table."
1:15 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
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