Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Day 24 - New from Spoiler Film Studios, Hollywood, The World's Nicest Scam, and Descriptive Boredom

9:27 AM Mr. Blue
Thought of a game that i mentioned to Mr. Brown yesterday... inspired by that "He's a Ghost!" 6th Sense mistranslation
movie titles that give away the movie's ending
"Kevin Spacey is Keyzer Soze in The Usual Suspects"
9:52 AM Mr. Silver
The "Spoiler Film Studios, Hollywood" gag?
heh
9:54 AM Mr. Blue
heh
yeah
9:57 AM Mr. Blue
"Everyone But The Fat Guy and the Black Guy Escape from Jurassic Park"
10:00 AM Mr. Silver
And the Lawyer and the Only Qualified Guy on the Island"
10:01 AM Mr. Blue
ohh yeah
10:02 AM Mr. Brown
"The man with one shoe isn't a spy"
"When she gets wet she is a mermaid"
10:03 AM Mr. Blue
"Leonardo DiCaprio dies as a frozen corpse in Titanic"
10:04 AM Mr. Brown
"Joe doesn't die jumping into the volcano"
10:05 AM Mr. Blue
heheh
10:05 AM Mr. Brown
"He has Aids"
10:05 AM Mr. Silver
"Darth is Luke's Father"
10:05 AM Mr. Brown
"Darth Vader turns good and dies"
10:05 AM Mr. Blue
lol
Star Wars: They Blow up the Death Star
10:06 AM Mr. Brown
"There are no lambs but a lot of killings"
10:06 AM Mr. Blue
lol
10:08 AM Mr. Brown
"bunch of people sewn together"
"The plant is a flesh eating alien that sings well"
10:10 AM Mr. Blue
"12 Angry Men Vote Not Guilty"
10:11 AM Mr. Brown
"Jason never dies but all the campers do"
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
"Ripley survives even though she's basically a truck driver...part IV"
10:12 AM Mr. Brown
"Harvey is a imaginary rabbit"
"George isn't dead and the angel gets his wings"
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
Never saw "Harvey"
Jimmy Stewart telekinetic in it?
10:14 AM Mr. Brown
no just crazy. sees a rabbit
big one
10:14 AM Mr. Silver
I thought by the end Harvey was actually manipulating stuff
10:14 AM Mr. Brown
well its been awhile since i saw it
10:15 AM Mr. Silver
"They Blow Up The Shark"
"They Never Show What's in the Briefcase" 
10:19 AM Mr. Brown
"He makes the boys wear dresses"
(That was a reference to Major Payne)
10:25 AM Mr. Brown
"He doesn’t die easy"
"They all become catatonic again"
"The Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor in 3 hours"
"The blind girl escapes the village"
"They integrate the football team"
"They didn't really need batteries"
10:33 AM Mr. Silver
"E.T. Makes it Home"
10:34 AM Mr. Blue
"Unnamed Man Creates Imaginary Psychopathic Friend." (Fight Club)
10:35 AM Mr. Silver
"All the Nazis Die and Indiana Gets the Ark, but the US Government Steals It."
Alt "Indiana Jones Should Have Helped the Nazis Take the Ark to Hitler"
10:37 AM Mr. Blue
"Not Worth Watching After the Pods Come Out of the Ground" (War of the Worlds)
10:38 AM Mr. Brown
"Nice Max"
10:38 AM Mr. Blue
"It Takes Them 12 Hours to Dump a Ring in a Volcano"
10:39 AM Mr. Brown
"The kid flies a wagon"
10:40 AM Mr. Silver
"No one Gets Naked, No One Has Lunch"
10:48 AM Mr. Brown
"Its not a tremor its a monster in the ground"
10:51 AM Mr. Blue
"The Kind of Bad, the Really Bad, and the Ugly Bad"
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
"No One Paints a Wagon"
"There's No Place for Them"  (West Side Story)
11:10 AM Mr. Blue
"Rosebud Was a Sled"
11:21 AM Mr. Silver
good one
11:25 AM Mr. Silver
"Kid Teaches Nuclear-Weapon-Armed Computer Sentience with Tic-Tac-Toe."
11:25 AM Mr. Brown
"He is not shining anything and the dad dies"
"Three animals get lost then find their way home"
11:27 AM Mr. Brown
"Three animals get lost again and find their way home"
12:02 PM Mr. Brown
"the old man has sex with his step daughter
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
wow, which one's that?
12:02 PM Mr. Brown
umm “Lolita”
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
oh okay
"His Wife's Head is in the Box"
12:04 PM Mr. Silver
Barton Fink?
12:04 PM Mr. Blue
Seven
12:04 PM Mr. Silver
ah. 
12:06 PM Mr. Brown
"He is a robot trying to be human"
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
Can think of a few for that one
12:12 PM Mr. Blue
yeah
12:12 PM Mr. Silver
"Big Rubbery Monster Burns Down Tokyo While Raymond Burr Talks a Lot"
12:14 PM Mr. Brown
"The apes are guarding diamonds"
12:14 PM Mr. Silver
"The One Hour Aliens Turned Off Earth's Machines"
"The Ape World is Just Earth in the Future"
12:15 PM Mr. Blue
"Soylent Green Is People"
12:18 PM Mr. Brown
"Pete the Drake"
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
?
12:19 PM Mr. Brown
"Pete the animated reptilitan"
12:19 PM Mr. Silver
The dragon's name was Elliot
12:20 PM Mr. Brown
OK. I realize now that i have not see that one in a long time
12:21 PM Mr. Silver
"The Fake Music Teacher's Method Works"
"Despite Most of It Being Just A Story, The Inventor's Car Can Actually Fly"
12:28 PM Mr. Brown
"The rat is making your food"
"The kids save their town with pirate booty at the last minute"
"The Story Ends"
12:29 PM Mr. Silver
Oh bosh on that last one
12:29 PM Mr. Blue
heheh
12:30 PM Mr. Silver
hehe
BTW, I highly recommend that book
12:31 PM Mr. Silver
I'd been thinking "Bastion Takes Two Hours to Figure Out He's the Hero then Wastes His First Wish"
1:09 PM Mr. Blue
so they changed 'Fantastica' to 'Fantasia' in the movie?
1:09 PM Mr. Silver
yes
1:15 PM Mr. Silver
Also the end of the movie is less than half through the book
3:00 PM Mr. Brown
"They Kill Bugs"
(starship troopers)
3:02 PM Mr. Silver
Some of these are summaries, not spoilers, of course
3:02 PM Mr. Blue
yes
most movies don't have an ending that can be spoiled
3:03 PM Mr. Brown
"They end up with spiders all over"
3:03 PM Mr. Blue
"Charlie Wins the Chocolate Factory"
3:07 PM Mr. Silver
"The Giant Gorilla Falls to its Death off a Big Building"
3:13 PM Mr. Brown
"Man kills family right at the safe point "
3:13 PM Mr. Blue
"It Was All A Dream"
(and it's 20,000 sequels)
3:16 PM Mr. Brown
"Hero knocks the other guy out"
3:17 PM Mr. Silver
"Anywhere from 0 to 30,000 Feet Under the Sea for Several Months" 
3:17 PM Mr. Brown
"The world ends"
lol
3:17 PM Mr. Silver
Lotta those
3:18 PM Mr. Brown
"knows the world is ending but does not leave"
3:20 PM Mr. Silver
"The Belgian Guy Discovers Everyone Did It and Lets Them Go"
3:20 PM Mr. Blue
hehehe
3:21 PM Mr. Brown
"Free's Willy"
3:23 PM Mr. Silver
(applauds Mr. Brown)
3:24 PM Mr. Brown
"She is a sleeper sleeper cell" (Salt)
"Beauty Wakes Up"
3:28 PM Mr. Blue
"One Person is Killed by a Troll, the Rest by the Government"
3:29 PM Mr. Silver
heh
haven't seen it yet
3:30 PM Mr. Brown
"Dog Man Becomes Man"
3:32 PM Mr. Silver
"Man Becomes Dog Man"
Mr. Silver
And some late entries on the way out:
Butch and Sundance Don't Escape”
The Goblins and Labyrinth Were All in Her Head”
Dorothy Comes Out of Her Coma and Still Likes Kansas for Some Reason”
Sandy Turns Into a Slut for Danny”



Mr. Silver
I've never understood a single word of this Yes song
"Roundabout"
The best I get is singing over the one line "Think I'm gonna put you in the I.C.U.!"
1:17 PM Mr. Blue
YES over-harmonizes



1:43 PM Mr. Blue
dude's black.. he has a long-lost British aunt?
1:45 PM Mr. Silver
Pst...they have black people there...don't tell.
1:45 PM Mr. Blue
well, there's black people everywhere, but they don't have that many in England and even fewer that leave 16 million dollar fortunes behind
1:47 PM Mr. Brown
I bought a solid gold grenade just cuz i can”
lol
i wonder if a gold grenade would work
1:48 PM Mr. Silver
yes
1:49 PM Mr. Blue
at least anyone that gets hit with the shrapnel wouldn't have to worry about paying for operations
1:49 PM Mr. Brown
C4 with a bag of diamonds on it
1:50 PM Mr. Silver
"Wow! He's going to be so screwed and we don't know how yet!  They have his account info and everything!" 
"Greer agreed so took it all in cash"
"Closed all his accounts and started up elsewhere."
1:51 PM Mr. Blue
probably just a mistake rather than a scam
wrong person
unless their plan is to transfer millions of dollars to him and then steal his identity?
1:53 PM Mr. Silver
interesting laundering method.
Would never pay though
too easy too lose too much of it.




2:07 PM Mr. Brown
I just had a guy posing as somebody else, but was completely drunk . He could not verify anything, so when I called the home number to try to talk to somebody there, I got the real Mr. Holmes.
2:07 PM Mr. Blue
thick British accent?
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
"Watson!  You rogue!"
2:08 PM Mr. Brown
thick drunk redneck accent




2:08 PM Mr. Blue
CENTERLINE BORING, INC  
"So...exciting work?"
2:11 PM Mr. Brown
what kind of centerline are they boring?
2:13 PM Mr. Silver
Perhaps "Centerline" is a descriptive slang...like "Straight Edge" and "Whitebread"
   "How boring is it?"
   "Centerline"
   "Damn...that's really dull." 
   "Not Chalkmine, at least." 
   "I KNOW, but DUDE...get a different job!"
2:18 PM Mr. Blue
This job is roughly “cracker factory” boring
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
Cracker Boring means, to me, the plain saltine base is a suicide inducer but you can put good extras on top.
2:22 PM Mr. Blue
that was a joke on The Simpsons
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
yes? I was doing a variant
2:23 PM Mr. Blue
It's “Take your son to work” day... Bart gets stuck watching his mom clean the house. "Well, at least I didn't get stuck going to the cracker factory, like Millhouse."
Turns out the cracker factory is basically like Wonka's Chocolate Factory. In order to salt the crackers, they strap the crackers to the bottom of sleds and have sled dogs pull the crackers over giant salt mounds
2:24 PM Mr. Silver
woo!
So in other words, everyone else is having a better time than us?

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