11:03 AM Mr. Blue
I guess it's over
Its over?
yeah
police leaving, people clapping, it's over
(Checks news)
Not a whole lot on the stand off
just that there was one and its over
the police told the guy they'd come back at a later date
really?
yes
Where you getting this info from?
the news
noise complaint that escalated
I’ve never heard of a 'mental health warrant'
They don't know how to write an exciting article...
Butler, Pennsylvania - "You'll never take me alive, coppers!" shouted the shirtless wild-eyed grinning man from the rooftop. A burst of fire from the sub-machine gun in his right hand was followed by a boom from the shotgun in his left. The crowd fled for cover screaming!"
"That was the feared potential scenario from a passive stand-off that ended in surrender today in Butler PA..."
lol
"What began as a potential bloodbath involving several hostages being thrown out dead every half hour if the mass murderer didn't get an unspecified amount of cash and a helicopter, was resolved peacefully without the stated potential being realized in any way."
"A hostage situation. Dozens of shots fired. Bodies everywhere. None of these things happened this morning during a quiet stand-off in Butler, PA."
"The assailant's only demand was an authentic Hot Dog Shoppe hot dog with some fries and gravy. His demands were met within 20 minutes and he was led away peacefully."
"SWAT operatives in Type IV body armor and armed with high powered rifles and RPGs were not dispatched to, nor considered for, the location at the theoretically heavily fortifiable apartment complex."
"The standoff ended when the perpetrator finished his Mad Magazine, flushed, and looked out the kitchen window while enjoying a cup of hot coffee."
"At which point he realized the house was surrounded and he called out the window asking what the problem was."
Mr. Green
Police said he had a pellet gun.
LMAO
what a dip
"Keep on rotting in the free world" - Zombie Neil Young
1:47 PM Mr. Silvernice
hmm
"I Wanna Eat Your Hand" - Zombie Beatles
1:51 PM Mr. Silver
"Brain Sugar" - Zombie Rolling Stones
"how come you taste so good?"
lol"Fly Me to the Morgue" - Zombie Frank Sinatra
Love at First Bite - Zombie Kylie Minogue
"We're eat'n off your legs" Zombie Aerosmith
November Brains - Zombie Guns n Roses
1:57 PM Mr. Silver"That's A-Morbid" - Zombie Dean Martin
"Zombiebyte" zombie 3doors down
Bloody Holly - Zombie Weezer
Fat Bottom Ghouls - Zombie Queen
damn... was working on a Queen one.... Another One Bites My Guts
2:02 PM Mr. Silvernice
hah
Zombie - The Cranberries
2:05 PM Mr. SilverBooooo
The Brain Shack is a little old place where we can eat brains together.
2:05 PM Mr. Silver"Rot This Town" (Or "Eat This Town") Zombie Stray Cats
Titles, sir! No lyrics, we'd be here all day
lol
i just had that one pop in there
had to put it in
"Good to the Bone"- Zombie George Thorogood
nice
"I eat Assholes" zombie Denis Leary
lolol
LOL
hahaha
Meat on the Brat - Zombie Ramones
2:11 PM Mr. Silver"It's The End Of the World as We Know it (And I Feel Hungry)" - Zombie R.E.M.
nice
Good tasting California girls zombie beach boys
"Good Lacerations" -Zombie Beach Boys
that was good
"Braincan" Beck
"I Ate a Girl" - Zombie Katy Perry
ahhhhh... sweet
"Gimme back my riblets" zombie Lynyrd Skynard
LOL
"Chewing on a Friend" - Zombie Rolling Stones
"Somewhere over the back bone" Zombie Judy Garland
"Flesh For Fricassee" - Zombie Billy Idol
heh
"Wanna be eating someone" Zombie Michael Jackson
"Happy Entrails" Zombie Roy Rogers
"Purple Brain" - Zombie Prince
"The ghouls are back in town" Zombie Thin Lizzy
2:30 PM Mr. Silver"Bloodbath Blitz" - Zombie The Sweet
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
"Do You Really Want to Eat Me?" - Zombie Culture Club
"Hand in The Liver" Zombie Adam Ant
(merely tonal on that one...)
"Ghouls Just Wanna Have Blood" Zombie Cyndi Lauper
Everyone run out?
damn, you're on a roll
"Mr. Blue Veins" Zombie ELO
"All You Need Is Guts" - Zombie Beatles
Mr. Brown
"While my victim gently weeps" Zombie Beatles
"Wanted Undead Not Alive" Zombie Bon Jovi
2:48 PM Mr. Silverhehe
I can see you sneaking that into karaoke
Halloween special
heheh
2:50 PM Mr. Silver"on a pale horse I riiiide...I'm wanted...undead not aliiive"
"Its all the same, only the the brains will change. Everyday, it seems I'm wasting away. Another place, were the bodies are so cold, I walk all night, but I'm still growing mold..."
"I've Tasted All Good People" and "Owner of a Savory Heart" - Zombie Yes
heh
“much better than the...owner of a moldy heart!”
“I’ve tasted all good people, ripped their heads away so satisfied I’m on my way!”
lovely!
"Sharp Toothed Man" - Zombie ZZ Top
"Spleen weaver"
heh
i forget who wrote that
everyone does
look it up...I have a couple times
Gary Wright ...already forgot
3:05 PM Mr. Silverwho?
"Tasty dance" men who wear hats
3:06 PM Mr. Silver(stink eye) Men Without Hats
"we can eat who we want to, we can leave the bones behind"
3:08 PM Mr. Silver"Who Can I Eat Now?" - Men At Work
i think there is a serious market for a cover band that sings popular songs with zombie-ish lyrics and dress as zombies on stage
3:08 PM Mr. Silverprobably
"Brain's Not There" Zombie The Zombies
"Please don't bother try'n to find it...brain's not there!"
"Somebody's Eating Me" - Zombie Rockwell
"Sweet Dreams Are Made of Meat" Zombie Eurythmics
"Raspberry Br-ains" Zombie Prince
"Ma Ma said Chomp you up!!!" zombie LL Cool J
Like that one
3:20 PM Mr. Brown"Bring the Nose" Public Enemy
3:22 PM Mr. Green
"Bust a Skull" - Zombie Young MC
3:28 PM Mr. Silver"Everybody Wants to Eat the World" - Zombie Tears for Fears
“People are Tasty” – Zombie Depeche Mode
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