Mr. Green
My neck is killing me! went to see my old bandmate's show Saturday. I'm too old to headbang anymore... heheh
7:12 AM Mr. Silver
(doctor) "Were you in a situation where your head was repeatedly shaken, Mr. Green? Like spending several hours on fast carnival rides or something?"
7:16 AM Mr. Silver
Good show then, huh?
7:18 AM Mr. Green
Yeah. they were good.
Mr. Silver
morning Mr. Gray
8:02 AM Mr. Gray
Morning Sirs
8:02 AM Mr. Green
Morning
My neck is killing me by the way... lol
8:04 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Hey you were the one thrashing around. Nobody made you LOL
Liver damage...that might be my fault. Neck...nope
8:05 AM Mr. Green
Alcohol makes me think I'm younger than I am... heheh
8:05 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
As long as you are having fun like when you are younger....its worth it
8:05 AM Mr. Green
True
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
(MST3K) "Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!" "Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds!" (singing) "B Double-O Z E ... Boooooooze!"
8:12 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
8:17 AM Mr. Silver
That jingle always makes me think of a movie product called "VIP!" from an old movie I never saw all of.
Ad guy started a mystery campaign for a vaporware product
And when it was released by mistake they were desperate
And research sent what they came up with.
Mints. Nice tasty mints...
Everyone at the launch party munches them up
Then they wake up the next day...blacked out and hung over
Each VIP was encapsulated alcohol...enters the bloodstream as pure alcohol. Each mint had about the content of a double martini
They didn’t pay attention to the warning from R&D
8:24 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
I need some of those
8:24 AM Mr. Silver
"a good 10 cent drunk"
8:42 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Interesting
8:48 Mr. Silver
"By the black powers of Hades, I call thee forth!"
Morning Mr. Yellow
8:48 AM Mr. Yellow
Morning
7:23 AM Mr. Silver
Adventure dream last night
"Experiments" escaping from a research facility in the future
Why it was here in town...don't know
I fried a few with a particle beam early on, then ran for it when they started getting past.
Then there was a bunch of running around in the dark trying to get a flashlight and spare battery when the city had no power and it was pitch dark.
People getting attacked...me getting attacked.
7:28 AM Mr. Green
wow. heck of a dream
7:29 AM Mr. Silver
Went through a period of contemplating whether it'd be better to get run down and eaten, or take the infection and evolve to the new species.
7:32 AM Mr. Silver
I woke up at a part with me living in a secure place with one of the calmer creatures as a kind of guard.
Yeah...pretty good one
8:23 AM Mr. Blue
If I was in the government, and I had to pick a town for involuntary human guinea pings, it'd be here.
8:26 AM Mr. Silver
Yes. I've wondered about some of the mutants around here as it is...
Mr. Green
"Feel good about yourself and your life? There's a chance you might be Danish"
LOL see the joy you have brought to a nation Mr. Silver? lol
Feh...no one ever came back from there.
Weird...all that activity and then nothing since Saturday but 2 USA hits, which I assume were both El Bastardo in Florida
Mr. Silver
"What's that? The system miraculously recovered the moment I had a way to escape? How convenient of Satan to do that for you."
Mr. Gray
Man I like my supervisor's meetings...in and out. No BS
3:12 PM Mr. Yellow
YES THAT WAS QUICK
oops
3:13 PM Mr. Silver
"Gray! You're fired! Out!"
"What?"
"Oh...no, not you...who's the other one?"
"I don't know."
"Well find him! Get out!"
(Who else pictured J Jonah Jameson?)
3:16 PM Mr. Gray
LOL Me Me Me!!
3:16 PM Mr. Yellow
I was thinking Trump
but J Jonah fits better
Mr. Blue
(Sings) "Jesus is is just ho-hum to me"
lol
weird, I was just reading about The Byrds
which byrds?
the band
they just came on the TV
ah
12:00 PM Mr. Silver
(sings) "I want to fall like a bri-ick...til I crash. Fall like a brick let me die by grav-i-teeee."
“Fly like a beagle”
ahh, 'The Nuge'
did you know Nugent played a concert at the high school?
No. This year?
No, in the 70's
The school won some kind of contest from a chewing gum company
John Oates was in Zelienople
Like a week ago, or a week from now, or something
I'd rather drive here for Nugent
If I recall, Oates got all sappy and spiritual...which is why he's playing the old theater in Zelie
"Thank you to all my fans for coming. I'd like to start the show by asking you all to come sit up on stage...plenty of room up here!"
3 people walk up
"Please don't touch the 'stache."
I never liked Hall OR Oates
But together, in lowfat milk, with fruit, juice and toast makes for a complete breakfast, Mr. Silver.
Oates hair alone is a complete day's recommended fiber
a little over-processed for my tastes
and sugary
I'd rather wake up to some KoRn flakes
(not really, but a pun)
This, of course, brings up one of my well-received filks...Hall & Oates are great for those:
"Whoa here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up.”
“Whoa here she comes. She's a ham eater."
"I wouldn't if I were you...I know how she can chew...
"Her fork's a weapon boy...she can really tear a plate apart..."
"Eggs over easy...all the sausage is gone, and she finished the hash browns..." (Chorus)
heheheh
“It's FATE!”
Oh yeah, nevermind...we've all read my novel in here
Yes, that wonderful Pulitzer Prize winning book!
(debated between that and "oh that piece of rubbish)and we lived to tell about it!
It was the Palooka Prize. The Pulitzer spelling was a typo
It also won the "What Is This Dreck?" Award for excellence
lol
12:28 PM Mr. Blue
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/06/06/palin-fans-attempt-to-rewrite-paul-reveres-wikipedia-page/ why is Paul Revere's head a black hole?
painter wasn't good at hairlines, so he left 'em out
Original inventor of paint on hair. Only came in flat black.
Another explanation is that the universe doesn't work like they think
Here...try this one...
A matter ultra black hole and a smaller anti-matter mega white hole smack into each other and we're what's left over. I shall quote the research:
“The black hole had a big 8 on it, and the white hole had little blue marks all over, and after the impact the white hole disappeared down a green hole at the corner of of the limits of space." Astronomers have also spotted a radio anomaly that looks like a big cue stick."
"And after speeding up the total accumulated background noise of the known universe to human audio perception levels, it's clear that someone said "Damn! Scratched!" over a full 13.5 billion year duration."
Call the Nobel people, I'm ready for my prize.
So I'm rather upset that my blog went from the second least read in Denmark to the least read again
Dang it tell that couple to start reading again
I'd blame it on the "Denmark: Earth's Armpit" crack except no one came to read the insult.
second to last read blog?
so every other blog in the world has more hits from Denmark than yours?
I'd think they'd have to
Be fair, it's not much of a blog
but still
seen this game before: "First drafts of popular songs"
"Get Out of My Bathroom and Into My Car."
"Get out of my jeans, and into the bar"?
"Broken Escalator to Heaven"
Sadly I'm done...
Pick it up tomorrow?
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