[10:17
AM] Mr. Brown:
The
platypus was leftover parts.
[10:20
AM]
(God
walking through workshop, angels diligently following original
schematics. Plain brown box tied up on a desk in the Australia
area. God picks it up)
"So
what's in the box?" (gives it a shake.)
"NO!
Don't!"
(God
giving Adam the tour) "And this one is
the Water Weed of Physical Ugliness. You can eat this one if
you want, but...well... (points at Platypus)"
"It's
delicious, Lord! Totally worth it, Adam."
[10:24
AM] Mr. Brown:
(keeps
eating weed)
“Well,
now you have a bill.”
did
it again
“Now
you have webbed feet.”
did
it again
“Now
you can't hug anybody because you have venom.”
did
it again
“Now
you have to lay eggs”
did
again
“your
tail is now flat”
[10:26
AM]
LOL
[10:30
AM] Mr. Brown:
We
die and go through the tunnel of light - all three of us.
We
hear clapping
Wonder
what the clapping is for
Get
there
People
and angels start shaking our hands
“What's
this for?”
[10:31
AM]
"Ruining
everything?"
(boot
down hole)
[10:31
AM] Mr. Brown:
lol
“Well
you guys are the only ones to entertain us AND also get most
everything right.”
Guy
comes from back of the room
“How
did you know about the platypus?”
[10:32
AM]
hehehe
[10:33
AM] Mr. Brown:
Then
we all get shown to the Design Room
lol
“Have
at it, boys!”
All
rubbing hands together. Big smiles
[10:35
AM]
"But...I
can't sculpt. Can you guys? We don't know how to do
this. Are we supposed to spend our eternity making new stuff
for Earth with no skills?"
[10:35
AM] Mr. Brown:
“We
are just idea guys, how can we do it?”
[10:36
AM]
"Where
did you think you were?" (Thunder)
"Hello
boys...welcome to the Know-It-All Shop."
[8:10
AM]
“Quantum
of Solace” last night. I've now seen it 3x but each time I
couldn't remember if I'd seen it.
Still
haven't seen “Spectre”
[8:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
Probably
#1 in terms of bond girls (IMO)
Gemma
Arterton and Olga Kurylenko (thumbs up)
[8:11
AM]
Olga
and Gemma?
:)
Someone
in costume design obviously had a thing for Gemma
(Costumer)
"And so this is my new concept for Strawberry Fields (pushes
sketches)"
(Producer)
"This is a short trench coat...unbelted...in sunny
Bolivia...with knee high boots and nothing but bare skin visible."
"And
hot mess red hair..."
"And...hot
mess red hair...um... She'd look naked under this."
"(confused
expression) Really? Hmmm. I don't see it."
[8:19
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[8:19
AM]
"(winks)
Me either. And she is obviously must wearing something because
she'll be under the sheets after the implied sex scene."
"Oh!
About that, to prevent confusion about that scene, (passes sketch) I
was thinking she be awkwardly draped across the sheets and show
completely bare from neck to the bottom 3rd of her tush."
"Hmmm...yes...
Too bad this isn't going to be NC-17..."
[8:24
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[8:35
AM]
"Maybe
in her crime-scene shots, in the form of a Goldfinger homage we can
mix things up and have her lying on her back covered in oil instead
of on her belly? Maybe spread a little because she struggled."
"Oh,
we'll certainly film it both ways..."
Best
part of that whole thing was M after Fields was found dead.
(M)
"She was just an office girl sent to bring you in, not a field
agent. She just worked with reports. And now look at what
you've done."
(me)
"Riiiiiiight...she dressed like that for clerical work."
[8:52
AM] Mr. Blue:
Ahh
that's right... She was born with polydactyly but they cut 'em off
And
Olga? Pretty sure her ancestors villages were raided by Mongols at
least a few times.
[9:00
AM]
Polydactyly...as
we all know...means she was born with parrot wings.
I
was wondering if they just sprayed that tan on or she baked herself.
Looked
good though
I
can see what you mean with the Mongol bits
The
fire at the end was ridiculous but very intense
Mrs.
Silver was all crunched up on the couch
BOOM!!!!
WHOOSH!!!!
(me)
"and they ALL died... The En- Oh! Still going."
BA-BOOOOM!!!!
CRASH! WHOOOOSH!!!
(me)
"and they ALL died... The En- Oh! Still going."
(Bond
leaps into Hellfire inferno)
"And
SO he died. The En-"
(Mrs.
Silver) "Stop it!"
Basic
Silver-Household riff for anything probably unsurvivable outside the
movies BTW "The End..."
[11:44
AM] Mr. Brown:
A
Quantum of Hydrogen Power
[12:29
PM]
Was
supposed to be Fuel Cell technology at the end. Which is funny
because they basically made it look like the entire hotel had to have
hydrogen tanks and pipes snaked all through it.
And
the fire started when an SUV crashed into the main plant, which was
basically set up right at the bottom of the ramp to the parking area
with no barriers.
Bolivian
safe-construction regulations, no doubt.
[12:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
Like
the guys that walk back and forth across busy streets holding plates
of glass
Just
asking for it.
[12:36
PM]
heh
There
was a bit in "The Young Ones"... The house was to be
demolished. Cuts apropos of nothing to 2 pilots looking bored
in a cockpit - "Wow.
I really hope we don't have a crash."
[9:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
saw a population projection that said that by 2100 the US will be
majority Amish
[9:58
AM]
The
only survivors, eh?
[9:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
Based
on their insane birthrates
The
Haredi/Hasidic communities in upstate NY are the same though, and
their current populations are already higher than the Amish
Th
country will be 40% Amish, 40% Haredi/Hasidic, 20% normal
[9:59
AM]
**Ding!**
"Goodnight
folks!" (screen goes black)
LOL
20%
"normal"
"Other"
I could see :D
[10:00
AM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
[10:01
AM]
I
remember the big scare that "we" were going to be wiped out
by Hispanics
80s
for certain...not sure how long that lasted
[10:02
AM] Mr. Blue:
The United
States has the second largest Haredi population, which has a
growth rate on pace to double every 20 years. In 2000, there were
360,000 Haredi Jews in the US (7.2 per cent of the approximately 5
million Jews in the U.S.);
So
360,000,000 Haredi by 2200
Between
1992 and 2017, the Amish population increased by 149%,[8] while
the U.S. population increased by 23%
that
math is too hard for me
[10:07
AM]
(animated
chart) "A single stray can produce 20 more in it's
lifetime. With half of them being female, in a mere 40
years..."
"So
remember our catch/neuter/release program. And don't feed them
if they hang around on your porch."
[10:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
Latkes
laced with tranquilizers. Nicked ears.
[10:09
AM]
The
problem with this math is that it assumes nothing else is going to
change
Like
there's this vast preserve with unlimited resources for a population
to expand
[10:10
AM] Mr. Blue:
Right
Mostly
just interesting
[10:11
AM]
Last
thing I read about well-educated orthodox Jews is that closet atheism
is starting to explode.
Not
so sure the Amish are going to stay stable either
Keeps
getting harder to remain isolated and uneducated about the rest of
the world
Does
it count if people start dropping out of the demographic in droves
and start mingling?
[10:12
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
think a big factor with both is that few people leave either
lifestyle for various reasons
Just
fun projections
[10:16
AM]
…anthropologist
And
yes, they’re just fun projections
[10:16
AM]
Hear
what came out about that dip who got killed by the Sentinelese?
[10:17
AM] Mr. Blue:
no
[10:18
AM]
Turned
out he had associations with a fringe group whose mission seems to
focus on bringing about the End Times
Since
the Bible says that the whole world has gotten 'the message' before
the Apocalypse starts, any group that hasn't heard about Jesus is
holding back the end of the world.
[10:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
ahhh
[10:23
AM]
I'm
not sure "I'm telling you all this so we all die" is a good
soft-sell for conversion
Would
be funny if he was honest and that's what happened.
[10:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
It
would be funny if the Sentinelese already knew and there are guards
that prevent the rest of the population from finding out... thus
saving humanity.
[10:26
AM]
I
picture it like the end of Vincent Price's "The Last Man on
Earth"
(ever
see it?)
[10:29
AM] Mr. Blue:
No,
but I've seen “I am Legend”, so assume it's similar
[10:31
AM]
He
actually develops a cure. But hey! Why shout it out to
anyone when they finally track him down when you can call them all
inhuman freaks and get speared to death?
[10:31
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
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