Sunday, February 2, 2020

585 - Weapons Plain And Fancy, and Nine Tenths Of Religion

[3:38 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
[3:41 PM] 
(looks)
Yup
Another gamer quirk is on that topic.
It will happen in games I am playing...or ones I'd be running with new players. 
We'd get to a "no weapons" town and in case one they'd ask for my knife.  And in case two they'd try to surrender their knives.
(me) "That's insane.  Everyone has a knife.  You have to."
"But it's a weapon." 
"So is a rock.  A knife is your main tool of life since you were old enough to have one put in your hand."
[3:49 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I'm gonna make a spoon that doubles as brass knuckles
[3:54 PM] 
heh
[4:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh yes. a gun that'd be inaccurate at anything further than arm's length, a flimsy and wobbly dagger, and brass knuckles bent the wrong way so you have to point the gun and knife towards yourself to use them
[4:17 PM] 
Well you fold it for that
[4:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ah i see
[4:17 PM] 
In the 1860s any handgun was trash. 
This little beauty was the type where, by preference, you are using it like a hand taser. 
Shove it against the body and pull
[4:19 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ah yeah
Look at that glove pistol under “see also”
[4:20 PM]
Nice



[8:18 AM] 
Possession, huh?
[8:19 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah
[8:22 AM] 
9/10 of the Law
Well, if the pair of you have never read "The Screwtape Letters", it's an excellent primer for diabolic thought processes.
It's not overly long.  Available in audio form on YouTube I bet. 
[8:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
This movie was based on a true story from Germany
But really nothing happened that couldn't be explained rationally
Even when the girl was speaking in Aramaic or Latin, she had taken classes in her Sunday school
Basically like any possession it just ironically happened to be a devoutly religious person with a familial history of mental illness
[9:28 AM] 
Possession for fun and profit. 
The novice might ask: "Why bother?"
Say you are an immortal spirit and not a nice one, and the only sentient species you have are these little things with the lifespan of an ant, swarming around.  And you have a controller and can make them scramble around in a panic and cry by making one do creepy things. 
How bad would you feel devoting "a few minutes" to messing with them for a giggle?
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Why not possess a politician or a king?
Obvious answer is: "who says they haven't?"
[9:31 AM] 
There you go
heh
[9:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
i don't recall any kings or politicians that seemed normal and just suddenly went unquestionably evil, Palpatine style
[9:32 AM] 
George the Third went mad
[9:33 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Did he order villages be burned down and babies thrown in the river?
[9:33 AM] 
Dunno
On that point, what maniac does that?  Plenty of non-crazy/possessed people in history did awful things
But as a demonic job, on the other hand...
[9:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
You'd think if a politician or king did get possessed and turn into doing bad stuff, they'd want credit eventually. Like just before the king was deposed he'd be like "I'm not the king, I'm Pazuzu"
[9:35 AM] 
Credit?  From talking ants?
[9:35 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
My name is Legion, we are many. I mean i am, i mean we...Dang i messed up again let me start again."
"My name is Legion...crap!  We are...We are...”
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
If we are ants then why even bother?
I wouldn't want to possess an ant
I read something that the Catholic church's lead exorcist himself says there's no such thing as possession.
But because the patient believes it they still treat it as such. Basically a placebo.
He's a physician / priest
[9:40 AM] 
The Church doesn't like the concept, no
Treat magic psychosis with what the patient wants...magic psychology
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Somebody goes crazy, latent psychic powers come out
Things start moving around
Fires starting
[9:41 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
that doesn't seem to ever happen
[9:41 AM] 
Hell, the voodoo traditions have possession as just part of the regular service.
Imagine going to a Christian church and having the priest lead an ecstatic dance calling for Jesus to possess his body so he can perform the rest of the service.
Why have a human officiate when you can get a Loa of that caliber to do it?
[9:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
middle paragraph
[9:44 AM] 
Bleh
Right...anyway...
Demonic possession as a job.
To use someone's body who was vulnerable and who "gave up" to attempt to drive other souls around that person into despair and vulnerability. 
The “Job” job. 
Kind of double-edged sword, that. 
To the faithful witness, it's proof of God
To the weak one, it makes the observer question how God would allow such crap
[9:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
But why does the demon care?
[9:52 AM] 
Its his job
It doesn't matter if he cares
[9:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Ah
[9:53 AM] 
Angels were never supposed to have Free Will. They were to do their task.
The devils cracked that restriction but it doesn't mean they aren't still of a type.
If the new evil task is to sow discord, tempt, and defile...you do it.
Wreck God's monkeys and collect their souls when they die with mortal sins branded all over them for torture and maybe “food”.
Better?
[10:00 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I understand more now. It still seems like inefficient use of demon time
[10:01 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Wow. That human life went by like a hot demon minute.
[10:01 AM] 
Yes. They've got oodles of time.
They lost the main war but are still hunters and terrorists
Because hey...if I had Almighty Power, I know I'd leave a bunch of violent fanatics in their own section of the universe...
That I built for them...
Which should have been a prison...
But from where they can issue forth...
To cause horrifying damage to the mortals...
That I love...
Because the only defense they have is faith...
Which provides no protection unless they die with it...
And failing that they go to the prison... 
To be tortured forever...
For stuff I could stop..
So..
Yeah, I'd do that...
Instead of just erasing the devils, I mean
[10:03 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
People always excuse that as “you can't know good without evil”
[10:03 AM] 
Meh
Don't need evil devils to understand evil
If you did, the entirety of Sin would be invalid
People are creative enough without devils
[10:04 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yes
After eating that apple or what ever it was
Probably a nut based on this chat
[10:04 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Random fruit
[10:04 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I bet it was a tomato
[10:05 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
from a tree?
[10:05 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
yes
Then God put it on a vine and told us all to call it a vegetable thinking we would think it was gross and not eat it anymore
[10:05 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The snake wasn't necessarily a snake
"Serpent"
[10:05 AM] 
Ah
Interesting point there though
[10:06 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
It had legs and arms
[10:06 AM] 
If you read the text it WAS a snake...a plain one too
Because God cursed all snakes to be...um...regular snakes
If it wasn't a plain snake, that whole section in Genesis looks like it makes no sense.
"Serpent!  You are a devil!  You caused this!  I'm so mad now that...um...(looks around...picks up a snake) that I curse these little bastards to...um...(takes out notebook)...uh...do what they already do.  So.  There."
[10:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
They seem to have made out well.. they're everywhere
[10:09 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Look at it wiggle, Satan.  That's your punishment.
[10:10 AM] 
Honestly, being a shaman, it reads exactly like a totemic religious reference that was collected and used.
A serpent” didn't tempt humanity... 
"Snake" did it. 
And got his people – the Snake People – cursed for what their god "Snake" did.
Snake - "If you eat this, you'll be like God, with knowledge”.
God declares later man is now "like us".  Note the lack of a capital U.  God always capitalizes himself.   
So who is “us”? 
There was only Adam, Eve, animals and plants in God's personally set-aside Garden of Eden.
God didn't live there.
Angels didn't live there.
We're to believe plain mundane snakes are Immortal and have Knowledge? Ridiculous notion.
      Note - in typical Biblical fashion, the writers couldn't keep the story straight. The writers  
      screwed the details of Chapter 2 up by they time they got to Chapter 3
      There was not one magic tree.
      There were TWO magic trees.  
      The Tree of Life was - specifically - the one in the middle.  Yet Eve says Knowledge is in 
      the middle.
      The Tree of Knowledge didn't have a specific location...only that one had the ban on it.
      That one, God said if they eat from that one and gain knowledge, they will "die"...the   
      bodies will be made mortal.  
      This is a non-threat unless you are aware you are immortal. 
      Yet God says Adam and Eve are free to eat from the Tree of Life after they got kicked 
      out?  Um... Nonsense... plus they weren't Immortal after.
      Adam and Eve were eating from the Tree of Life the whole time.  Obviously the  
      immortal soul comes from eating from the Tree of Life.
No..."us" were the plants and animals.
They were the best of the best Plants and Animals that Adam was asked to "give names".
They were Totems - beings who were Immortal and Wise after eating from both trees. 
NONE of the rest of "us" other totems in the garden got nailed - they were obviously eating the fruit, they just didn't talk Eve into trying it.  
[10:14 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I think Octopus did. Had a nibble
[10:17 AM] 
And look what happened to them.  Ick

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