[3:09
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
getting like a widow's peak.. like my hair around my temples is
receding
This
sucks
[3:10
PM]
You
think my hair looked like this on my forehead the whole time?
[3:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yours
went back too?
[3:10
PM]
Yes
Starting
younger than you
heh
[3:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
still good at the top and crown
I
just hope it stops moving back
It
makes it hard to comb / style cuz you might get a little peek of
scalp if your bangs aren't done right
[3:11
PM]
In
my case, Mrs. Silver decided I was gonna grow it out to God Style
[3:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
Go
big or go home
Graying,
receding hair expectations:
Graying,
receding hair reality:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Steve_Buscemi_2017.jpg
[4:01
PM] Mr. Brown:
I've
been Buccemied!
[4:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
looking at pics of my uncle and he's got the recessed temples in his
mid 60s but still full head of hair otherwise
I
think I'm alright
[4:10
PM]
Mr.
Blue at 40:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JxowIJJ-tc4/ULovpklsYAI/AAAAAAADd5g/VLEhQWKG2XM/s1600/wtf_is_up_with_that_combover_640_19.jpg
[2:57
PM] Mr. Blue:
Why
can't an active shooter go after Black Friday shoppers instead of
school kids or concert venues?
[2:57
PM] Mr. Brown:
Because
they did not get a good deal yet
[3:09
PM]
It'll
happen
[3:12
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
think if somebody tries that they will get overtaken
Hit
in the head with 100 toasters
Instead
of a stoning its a toastering
[3:14
PM]
(Killer
makes his move...rips the festive paper and ribbon off his
AR-15...levels it at the crowd...)
(Its
grabbed out of his hands and 3 other people start grabbing at it)
"MINE!"
[3:14
PM] Mr. Brown:
hahaha!
[3:20
PM] Mr. Blue:
There's
a running gag on Pittsburgh's reddit anytime someone asks what all
the camera crews were doing in X neighborhood someone says "filming
new Star Wars"
Which
is really funny because of all the things they *could* be filming in
Pittsburgh that seems like the least likely
[3:25
PM]
Lol
[3:26
PM] Mr. Brown:
alien
walks up to Rey "hey yinz see the Stillers yesterday?"
[3:26
PM]
"The
Star Wors Part Naihn - Goin' Aht Back with Them Jedis"
[3:26
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yinzer
Wars
Comin
to dahn tahn near yinz
[3:28
PM]
"Da
Fourse is strong n'at"
[3:28
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
would watch that film
It
would be amazing, n'at
[3:29
PM] Mr. Blue:
[opening
crawl] “The Jedi and the Resistance are currently on the Rust Belt
planet Alleghina, gathering reinforcements and training military
recruits...”
[3:31
PM] Mr. Brown:
Jagoff
the Hutt
[3:31
PM]
(applause!)
[3:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[3:33
PM] Mr. Brown:
Bobbyfet
Han
Solocup
“dat
der guy shoots furst ask dem questions later”
[3:36
PM]
Donnie
Solo
[3:36
PM] Mr. Brown:
There
we go!
[3:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[3:37
PM]
(Meanwhile
ohn da Sath Side uh the galaxy, the Empror was bein' a total jag)
(Loogk)
"Yoder? Is da Cleveland Sihd stronger?"
(Yoder)
"No way! Dat, F-k! Quicker an easier for ass chumps
like dem Jags. Go Stiller Side!"
I
can't post this...it's toxic
We'll
end up with a Steeler Side of The Force, and I couldn't stomach that
[4:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[3:33
PM]
Hate
hate HATE this kind of email BS.
No
errors
Some
mail shows up some doesn't
This
example was more than an hour delayed for no reason whatever that I
can see
--
(Microsoft
meeting about 8 years ago)
"Well,
B.O., our biggest complaint is about email errors."
"Interesting,
what is the general gist of them, F.U.?"
"Well,
B.O., mainly that there are too many of them. And too many of
them seem to say the same thing."
"Solutions.
Gimmie solutions. U.Y.?"
"Keep
all the error numbers but change all the definitions we used for them
for 12 years. Shake things up."
"Good.
What about you, A.H.?"
"The
hardest ones to explain...we don't send any errors at all."
(Boardroom
rhubarb)
"I
LIKE IT! Do 'em both! And let's start working on a new
personal mail client that just doesn't do or explain anything when it
breaks. Make it unfixable without reinstalling the OS."
"Yes
SIR, B.O.!"
"Right
away B.O.!"
"Oh...and
someone convert me to gmail or something..."
"On
it!"
[1:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
Damn
this is gory for the Post Gazette
Two
women were stabbed, apparently with beer bottles, during a bar brawl
early Monday morning in Penn Hills that left one victim with her
intestines spilling out, according to the local police chief.
[1:25
PM] Mr. Brown:
damn
Were
they fighting each other?
Cause
that is a little overboard
[1:25
PM] Mr. Blue:
yes
[1:33
PM]
On
the face of it, that kinda thing always strikes me as...well...really
hard to accomplish without long deep slashes.
But
people and the news say "stabbed".
Movies
show "stabs"
Your
abs just unzip or run like a damaged stocking?
[1:35
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[1:35
PM]
You'd
hardly think you could live without popping by mistake if bumped hard
enough
[1:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think the guts are so tightly packed that they kinda come out like
one of those gag spring-in-a-cans
[1:47
PM]
"The
perfect gag for thoracic surgeons!"
(which
also points out I don't recall this explosion ever happening in
surgery)
Also
wondered if they meant more like this -
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GVfRO_gDeqc/maxresdefault.jpg
[1:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think if the cut is in the lower abdomen gravity does the rest
typical
wording is found in the 1401 ordinance from Oberursel:[9]
"and
whoever is caught stripping off a standing tree, mercy would have
been more beneficial to him than the law is; for when law is to be
fulfilled, then one is to cut up his stomach at the navel, and pull
out a length of the gut. The gut is to be nailed to the tree, and one
is keep going around that tree with the person, so long as he still
has any part of the gut left in his body"
[1:55
PM]
I
saw the self-mangle gut-walk thing done in a Viking theme movie as a
way for a guy to claim territory for his family or somesuch.
Made
it 3 times around a megalith so got it for 30 years or something.
I
believe "mercy" is used in the sense of "simple quick
execution".
I
recall Silver Junior said he read somewhere that after surgery they
don't try to organize any of that. just shove it in and sew it
up and it all reorganizes itself to the right place
[1:57
PM] Mr. Blue:
That's
interesting, sounds plausible
The
reorganize thing
Otherwise
surgeries would be hours of just neatly lining things back up again
In
1617, a merchant in the municipality Grossglockau[15] slit up
his abdomen so that the intestines fell out; he then pulled out his
stomach and threw it on the bed. The chronicler notes he lived long
enough to regret his action.[16]
[2:00
PM]
"Whoops"
[2:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
1593, a suicide occurred in Wimpfen. A young, pregnant woman,
who had become a widow a few weeks before, was lying in her bed. She
took a large knife, opened her belly in a cross, and threw out the
fetus, her own intestines, and dug out her spleen and flung that out
as well. She lived for 10 hours after the act, and when the priests
sought to bring her a final consolation and blessing, she said it
would all be in vain, because she was a daughter of the devil, and
was beyond any sort of redemption. Then, she died, was put in a sack
and thrown in the river. She was affluent, so it was clear that
poverty had not driven her to this act.
I'd
like that burial - put me in a sack and throw me in the river
In
humans the intestine is divided into two major sections: the small
intestine, which is about 6 m (20 ft) long,...; and the
large intestine, which has a larger diameter and is about 1.5
m (5 ft) long
So
it should be the short and the long intestines IMO
[2:25
PM]
How
about the Eattestines and the Craptestines?
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