[1:40
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Brown
Jr. invented a uncommon superhero this morning
He
said he wished he could have a watch that when he pressed a button it
would put a bee hive worker suit on him.
Then
the thoughts started flooding my head of things i could do with that
character
lol
[1:43
PM]
...fight
bees?
[1:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
Be
effective against Ant Man i guess
[1:50
PM] Mr. Brown.: It all stemmed from a bee flying around
and him not liking it.
I
was thinking like his powers would be bees cannot hurt him
He
blows smoke
and
produces honey
lol
[1:52
PM] Mr. Blue:
How
about very realistic superheroes
Spiderman
grows 8 legs and literally spins a web out of his butthole (or a hole
near his butthole)
And
he's much smaller than Spiderwoman and after they mate he gets eaten
[1:53
PM]
Iron
man...stands there and rusts
[1:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
Needs
followed around by WD40 Man 24/7
[1:54
PM]
Strong
heroes throw him
Oh!
How about his hands are flat, roughly triangular, get hot and can
puff out steam.
[1:57
PM] Mr. Blue:
heheh
[2:00
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
am IRON Man! Bring me your shirts!
Captain
America would just be a redneck wearing an American flag
[2:03
PM]
Wonder
Woman - She's tall, kinda burly, hint of 5 o'clock shadow, odd chest
shape, deep voice and maybe an Adam's apple
[2:03
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Thor
would be a blonde old guy able to eat stinky rotting fish
Black
Widow would be a spider
Wait
she has no real powers
She
would be a old lady that killed all her husbands
[2:05
PM]
These
are more literal super heroes than realistic.
Captain
America could have the suggested flag motif, but in a peaked cap with
an anchor and a pea coat
[2:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
Batman
- poor eyesight, eats bugs, nocturnal so criminals just do their
dealings in the daytime
[2:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
So
what is Black Widow?
[2:14
PM]
...black
woman in mourning clothes?
[2:16
PM] Mr. Brown.:
ah
[2:29
PM] Mr. Blue:
Is
it me or does John Denver suck?
His
death is an interesting read
He
was flying an 'experimental plane apparently with some really stupid
design features
'leading
cause of accident was his inability to switch fuel tanks mid-flight'
Apparently
the switch was out of sight and out of reach of the pilot?
[2:41
PM]
Possibly.
I
recall a certain segment wondering if it wasn't an accident at all
and he crashed it himself
As
for him sucking?
I
don't think so
I
and everyone else seemed to find him to be one of those really
likeable guys
I
don't look back to a ton of his music, but I liked a good bit of it.
I'm
sure he recorded his share o poo...everyone does.
[2:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
Any
song I've heard, I did not like
[2:47
PM]
Some
of that I think has to do with what you grew up on
His
height was well before you were born.
Hell...I
watched Lawrence Welk weekly.
I'm
damaged
Like
any other language, you get wired
[2:52
PM] Mr. Blue:
As
a kid I confused him with John Ritter
Apparently
John Ritter's dad was a famous country singer
[2:59
PM]
Didn't
know that. Ritter is another of those guys everyone seemed to
love. Willie Nelson is in that group. But he's on his way out.
Always surprised he's lasted this long.
When
i was really little...since you mention it...I originally thought
"Cousin
Oliver" was Denver when he was a kid.
Not
the only one, evidently
[3:09
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
definitely look alike
[3:16
PM]
Where
was I...oh yes. Music.
My
collection is really eclectic
A
typical selection has to have some quirk or I don't care.
Novelty
songs don't generally count.
People
went nuts for Weird Al when he was new, but I didn't find him
innovative and his voice wasn't "real".
[3:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
Weird
Al seems like a nice guy but i don't like his music
His
humor is too obvious
I
don't see any particular skill in taking a song that's already
popular and just changing the lyrics so it's funny
[3:21
PM]
He
got better. There's a couple things i ended up liking
I
can filk a tune like Al but I'm only happy with my innovations.
They
Might Be Giants...on the other hand... Heck, I'm still trying
to figure out some of the quips in their old stuff.
2
interesting voices...Odd choices of arrangement...Prone to convoluted
lyrics, complex passages, weird associations.
Man...
I
played a tape of TMBGs "Lincoln" to the point of it
breaking
[3:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
never gave them a listen, my high school friend loves them
[3:32
PM]
Missing
Persons
Gozilla
theme music
Film and Game soundtracks
Bunch
of classical stuff with little rhyme or reason to why.
Sugarcubes/Bjork
Asteroids
Galaxy Tour
It's...weird
Some
just because they evoke a modern mythology to me
Gods
and heroes and monsters even if the artists probably never thought of
it "that way"...and some who obviously did...Like Souixie
and the Banshees
I
tried to catalog it once...categories...
It
ended up in one giant folder and about 80 links to YouTube
Hehe
So...where
does John Denver fit in?
Uhhhh......
(helplessly
gestures towards giant folder)
He
probably is in there because his tone of voice can sound like he's in
harmony with something that isn't audibly there.
Probably
why they cast him in "Oh God"
[10:37
AM]
Good
ol Silver Junior.
I
let him know about the discovery of plastic eating bacteria and
enzymatic acceleration and what a big deal that is.
Yesterday
he apparently picked up from some online source that the bacteria
have improved and can now reduce a plastic in something like 4 hours.
"Then
we're doomed."
"...wait...what?"
"Can
you imagine the consequences of that getting out into the wild?
Someone is having you on."
"But..."
"Plastic
would be useless as a material in a matter of months. Stuff
would be falling apart all over the world."
"Wow.
Yeah."
[10:44
AM] Mr. Blue:
What
a weird business name: "PRODUCTS OF INTEREST"
They're
closing I guess. Wonder why
"Nobody
would come in!"
[10:47
AM]
Lack
of interest in their products, perhaps.
[10:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
"We're
done laundering dirty money. I mean i uhh.."
[10:49
AM]
Hehehe!
(Enter
store. All pristine shelves of aligned white boxes. Figure
behind counter shifts from static pose to alert. Bright eyed,
big smile)
"Welcome
to Products of Interest, hu-, sir! Are there any products that
would be of interest to you today, adult male?"
"Uh...all
this stuff is unmarked. What kind of store is this?"
"We
are not storage. What is your interest in products. I'm
sure we can produce something that would interest a 5'11" common Caucasian male in his mid 20s."
"Uh...
I was looking for a set of headphones before hitting the Chinese
place. I saw your sign."
"Headphones?
Lets see. Ah! Here is just the product of your interest.”
(Grabs
white box, sets on counter, opens lid, produces headphones, closes
lid)
“Do these interest you?"
"Nice
set. Got them in, like, red?"
(opens
lid, put in headphones, closes lid, opens lid, pulls out red
headphones)
"Your
product sir."
(Puts
box back on shelf)
"That's
pretty cool. What do I owe you?"
"You'll
find out."
"What?"
"All
free today. Special promotion. Enjoy your auditory
interest. Chinese. You wish to hit the Chinese Place, you
said?"
"Yeah...I
was going there next."
"Defining
interest.”
(Salesman
goes catatonic a few seconds)
“I
believe I have the product you are interested in.”
(Wanders
all about the store. Stops at original box.)
"Ah!
the very thing."
(grabs
white box, sets on counter, opens lid, produces Mac 10, closes lid)
"For
your hit on the Chinese Place... ... G."
"What?
No...no... I want to eat Chinese... I want to hit the
place for lunch."
"This
product of your interest would allow for the harvesting of several
Chinese at The Place."
"No
gun...I just want the phones and some Chinese for lunch, man."
"I
understand your interest.”
(replaces
gun, closes box, places on shelf. Collects same box.)
“Ah, I believe the products of your interest are in this one. Now what
part of Chinese anatomy can I produce to sate your lunch interest,
Earth savage?"
[While
I could - unfortunately - do this for hours, I won't]
[11:08
AM] Mr. Brown.:
The
Products of Interest factory gate opens. From the back a curly-haired man
walks limps forward wearing a purple top hat as well as a purple suit holding a
cane.
hehe
[11:09
AM]
(Sings)
"Come with me...and you'll find... a whole woooorld of Products
of Interest..."
[11:10
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[11:10
AM]
Willie
Wonka and the Products of Interest Factory
[11:11
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Come
with me... Take a look... Do these pro-ducts pique any of your
interests?
[11:11
AM]
(I
need to look away a sec...losing it!)
[11:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
(sings
Who can take the merchandise... make it marketable... the Product Man
can because he mixes it with interest and sells the goods to you-ou
Oh
this one's too easy
[11:14
AM]
(Veruca)
"I want pro-ducts...pro-ducts of IN-trest! Don't care what,
I'm interested Now!"
[11:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
Oompa,
Loompa, doopity do. I've got some products of interest for you
[11:15
AM]
LOL
[11:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
Oompa
Loompa doopity dee, if you are wise you'll buy them from me
What is your choice of com-mod-i-ty?
A new home appliance or a novelty tee?
Where are you at hoarding all of your cash?
What do you think will come - of - that?
We've got some new merch-an-dise!
What is your choice of com-mod-i-ty?
A new home appliance or a novelty tee?
Where are you at hoarding all of your cash?
What do you think will come - of - that?
We've got some new merch-an-dise!
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