Saturday, August 17, 2019

558 - "Wages Of Fear" Wasn't A Good Title Either, Water Drill, Acme Pompeii, Sutton Schnoz

[9:57 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Watched "Sorcerer" last night
Seen it before.. remake of “Wages of Fear”
It bombed because everyone thought the title would be a sword-and-sorcery film... and the first 10 minutes are all in French so others thought it'd be a foreign film and left before getting to the good parts
It's a great movie and has a great Tangerine Dream soundtrack
They have to drive a bunch of unstable nitroglycerin through the jungle to an oil well fire
[9:59 AM] 
Loved “Wages of Fear”
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Me too
[9:59 AM] 
Never saw “Sorcerer” though
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It's a worthy remake
Directed by William Friedkin who did “The Exorcist” and some other stuff
With Roy Scheider... I don't recognize anyone else in the cast
It flopped both commercially and critically at the time but now is considered a cult classic, if not just a classic
[11:14 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Why is this film so named?
[11:17 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Sorcerer is the name of one of the trucks
They should've called it something else
The truck name is never even mentioned, and there's another truck too with a different name, why not pick that one?
But "The Wages of Fear" sounds like some kind soviet propaganda film title so i wouldn't have done that either
[11:30 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yeah
Nitro Jungle?”
Nitro Convoy
Big Bang Road
[11:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
Ride of Death
[11:32 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Don't Sneeze
Unstable Package
[11:33 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Speed 3
I imagine Keanu running the trucks down and jumping onto the windshield
[11:34 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Slowly
[11:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"There's nitroglycerin on the truck!  One wrong move, the truck will explode!" 
"We know! Get off!"
[11:34 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
So a prequel to “Speed”
[11:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
They should've had Scheider look at the nitroglycerin and go, "You're gonna need a more stable truck!"
[11:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH
[11:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
[11:38]
That was a true LOL
I had to hit mute
[11:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Same here
[11:48 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Riding through the jungle suddenly they hear a sound as they get closer and closer they can make out what it is, somebody is singing,  Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies”
"Yea see nitro truck shes got dull headlights like the foggy sea side on a sunny day."
[11:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah the USS Indianapolis monologue... would it then be about the Exxon Valdez?
"2 Alaskan rocks slammed into her side chief."
[12:34 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
This truck is named Sorcerer, this one is call Breakdown.”
[12:36 PM] 
(dispatcher) "Well...you can choose from Sorcerer...or good old No Suspension here."
(Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in the cab, singing in the truck cab) "Oh we're off on the road of detonation!  We certainly will splash a-rouuund!"
[12:38 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Smokey and the Bandit - Nitro Run .
That would have made Smokey and the Bandit more interesting
[12:42 PM] 
(Big Enos) "We're having a little Oil Drillin' party this weekend.  We want you to drive to Texarkana and pick up 200 cases of nitroglycerine and get it back here.  If you make it in time we'll pay you $70."



[9:03 AM] 
"Plus people like to say 'Wankel Engine'."
[9:07 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Looks complicated
[9:09 AM] 
A Wankel?  (wankel wankel wankel)
Less going on it in than a "regular" engine
I saw a see-through one running on YouTube a few weeks back.  It was interesting
[9:26 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I still can't understand the uhh, Archimedes spiral or whatever it's called
screw
[9:27 AM] 
What about it?
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Just hard to fathom how it works
[9:32 AM] 
Well, just looking at it you'd think the water would all rush back out. And it would if it was vertical and not spinning very fast.
But at an angle...it makes these basins for the fluid at the bottom of each equal segment of the screw
[9:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The screw isn't actually moving though
[9:34 AM] 
Yes it is...you crank it.
[9:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The screw rotates but it doesn't move up. It just turns.
And the water moves... yet it stays at the bottom?
[9:39 AM] 
Ah...well the pieces stay in place but the coil rotates around the axis
Like...hold a screw in your hand...toss it around...nothing happens.
Put it in a material and turn and it pulls in (or pushes out)
So... you’re drilling a hole in water
Instead of pulling the wood bits out of a board with a drill, you're pulling bits of water out of a tub
[9:41 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Oh, I get it
So like screwing into a board... only imagine the board is moving and the screw is stationary
[9:42 AM] 
Well the difference is fluid vs solid
Wood doesn't flow. 
So the screw, in motion, digs in.
Water does flow, so the screw, in motion, stays in place and the water "digs" out.  A drill.
[9:43 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
[9:44 AM] 
Air?  Basically, nothing really happens...Spin it really fast and you get a terrible fan.
[9:44 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[9:45 AM] 
Heh
That was fun...got another?
[9:46 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
uhh. Bubbles in boiling water. But let's save that for another time



[2:23 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I didn't read the article but i'm just laughing at the pictures https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6403361/pompeii-skeleton-volcanic-rock-discovery/
[2:23 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Legs sticking out
[2:24 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Pompeii Man Perishes In Wile E Coyote Style Death”
[2:44 PM] 
That poor Pompeii guy is sadly hilarious
[2:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The last thing that passed through his brain before that boulder was "at least nobody will ever find out how i died."
[2:45 PM] 
(Parents at oracle after birth) "The gods have decreed that your son will amuse thousands and his image will bring smiles across the whole world."
(Parents in old age, looking at their super dull accountant son)  "That oracle was full of sh-t! 
"We paid a lot for that reading too. What's that rumbling noise?"
[2:48 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It's great that it has the appearance that his legs made an indentation into the rocks under him
[2:48 PM] 
Wile E Coyote indeed
[2:49 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my rag time gal! THUD
[2:50 PM]  "Geologists estimate the victim somehow ran off a cliff trying to escape...stood in space surrounded by volcanic clouds for several seconds dipping his foot down into the open air below before falling at least 500'."
[2:50 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
His body started falling but his head stayed in place for several more seconds, with his neck elongating
[2:51 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I keep seeing a dancing skeleton then thud
[2:51 PM] 
"A modern person would have been shattered into a billion pieces...but ancient people were tougher than us.  If it wasn't for the rock that came down after..."
"Found with the body was a tiny parasol and a sign that said "Utinan non!"
[2:52 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol



[10:14 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Did the Saxons/vikings possibly have neat little mustaches? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Sutton_Hoo_helmet_%28replica%29.jpg
[10:15 AM] 
Never thought about it in the hundred times I've seen that helmet, but it's not really an impressive mustache, is it?
"Say the secret rune and you get to sack the village foist!"
[10:19 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It's a Mike Ditka mustache
The wiki article on the Sutton Hoo helmet is probably the most detailed article on the site
Explicitly detailing every fragment found and how it was made/forged

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