[8:52
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
watched a director's cut of Terminator 2... lots of added scenes.
Most
of them useless.
One
was a dream sequence with Reese...just dragged the story down.
One
cool sequence is that in the first half they do something to the
t-800's CPU so that he can begin to learn and adapt, and they added
in a couple later scenes that show him doing just that (mostly just
making facial expressions and conveying sarcasm)
[8:53
AM] Mr. Brown.:
You
always know with films like that they over complicate it in the
beginning
then
edit the shit out of it
Especially
since it is the 2nd movie
[8:54
AM] Mr. Blue:
You
know the scene where John calls his foster parents and the terminator
mimics his voice and asks if "Wolfie" is all right when the
dog's name is Max to trick the T1000? They added a scene that
shows the T-1000 going out and ripping the dog's collar off and
realizing he's been duped
[8:55
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Some
small scenes would be ok to leave in, like that maybe
Cause
that scene would have been funny
[8:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
[8:56
AM]
Funny?
[8:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
They
also contemplate killing the Terminator early on while they're
repairing his CPU
and
Sarah comes close to doing so, but John stops her
I
didn't finish it... apparently the ending is entirely different too
[8:58
AM] Mr. Brown.:
They
should make a post nuke “Planet of the Roaches”
“Get
your mandibles off me you damned dirty roach!”
What
if they rewrote Terminator to include nuclear roaches?
Like
they are controlling the machines. lol
That
is the twist
They've
been in them for years, rewiring the circuitry
[9:00
AM]
If
Skynet had gone small scale there'd have been no war...
A
roach-sized Terminator with a shaped charge...
That's
all it needed.
Programmed
to follow until people fall asleep...bring in a bunch. BLAM
But
hey...if they did that then the robot apocalypse would have been no
fun at all.
(Electric
flashing in an alley...old street bum says "What the Hell?
What the Hell?" Smoke clears...meat pouch opens to reveal
10 roaches. They climb into the nearest phone booth and start
leafing through the white pages...)
Sarah
"Can you kill them?"
Kyle
"I dunno...with these boots? ...I dunno..."
Neither
do I, really.
It's
not a terrible plot idea
Assassin
Bugs from the future
[9:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
Why
even kill humans?
Make
bugs that implant in brains and control 'em
At
least until we're unnecessary
[9:07
AM] Mr. Brown.:
The
Roachinator slowly lowering into a pit of molten steel
Little
antenna sticking up
[9:08
AM]
Lowered
into a beaker on a string...holds up a leg
"Mom?
That bug has your face."
**stomp**
[9:41
AM] Mr. Brown.:
There
is a Top Gun 2 in the works
Val
is going to be in it
The
fun part will be explaining his odd neck and voice box issues
Maybe
Iceman was shot down but survived
Watch
Iceman come into frame wearing a floral scarf heheh
[9:53
AM] Mr. Blue:
He
has a voice box?
They're
both probably too old to be flying still
Maybe
they'll be trainers or something, and something will happen and
they’ll have to come out of retirement.
Or
maybe one's a trainer and the other's an airline pilot now, but they
miss the game
Maverick
is doing tower flybys in 747s
[9:57
AM]
Never
saw it.
Only
liked the Berlin song
Couldn't
give a damn
[9:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
It's
a pretty stupid movie but it's enjoyable
[9:59
AM]
"I
feel the need...the need to secure the fuel interlock on this tanker
to that F-35."
"And
fly steady."
"Right."
[10:00
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Iceman
over the coms to Maverick - inaudible "ffffffff".
Maverick
"What's that Iceman? Is that Marlon Brando in your cockpit"
”
[10:03
AM] Mr. Blue:
Iceman's
really hit the skids and he's a crop duster in North Platte, Nebraska
now
Instead
of beach volleyball it'll be golf
Still
to Kenny Loggins' "Playin' With The Boys"
[10:08
AM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
[10:08
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
gayest song ever
[10:09
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Mav
to Iceman "You think we should get a cart?"
Iceman
gives a sideways look to mav as if to say “What the F you think?”
[10:09
AM]
"Hey!
I'm the official Top Flite golf pro on this course!"
(Montage
of walking course, bending over, wheezing, and stretching by hole
5.) "Take my breath a-waaaaayyyy...."
This
is turning into an 80s romp comedy
Caddyshack
with old fighter pilots and their protege's having a golf contest to
see who is the Top Gun
[10:16
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Iceman
putts just to the edge of hole 18.
Everybody
looking around
Suddenly
a jet flys by
Ball
goes in the hole
lol
[10:16
AM]
"Take
the shot, kid!"
[10:26
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Iceman
hits one in the bunker
Danger
Zone starts playing
The
best part would be them having songs from the original as like
ringtones on their phones
lol
[10:16
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
always liked Iron eagle more than Top Gun
Something
about strapping on a cassette player and blaring music while fighting
in jets just seemed cooler
[10:33
AM]
Wow...”Iron
Eagle”
Serious
fantasy, that one.
Not
that I didn't enjoy it, but wow
(looks
up)
"He
wasn't accepted into the Air Force because he needs to listen to
music in order to hit a target."
(AF
commander) "Let me get this straight... this kid can miss with
an air-to-air seeking missile? Get him off my base. He's
like a cooler but for fighter planes."
[10:38
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
never saw Iron Eagle
There
were a a few films in the 80s that used b-roll dogfight footage
Firefox
with Eastwood
Flight
of the Intruder maybe?
[10:39
AM]
“Firefox”
I liked. I read the book, I believe.
It
was a much more serious film
Bit
o spy thriller... Bit o sci-fi... Bit o action.
Consequences...
Wrong
people die...
[10:43
AM] Mr. Blue:
Firefox
is Sci fi?
[10:43
AM]
Cyber-controlled
supersonic fighter planes? Yeah.
[10:44
AM] Mr. Blue:
I've
never seen it. Didn't know it had sci fi in it
[10:44
AM]
Nod.
Tech that was both reasonable yet still slightly ahead of what we
have now.
Getting
close though
The
new F-35 is a "5th generation" fighter.
The
Firefox is just a nudge further in speed, stealth and user interface.
There
was no point in the Americans trying to steal one...they could never
make it work...the plane would ignore the pilot.
So
they pick Eastwood because one of his qualifications is he's fluent
in Russian and can think in Russian to match the audio
controls.
[10:46
AM] Mr. Brown.:
He
flies that web browser like a Ruskie!
[10:46
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
have Danger Zone in my head now
I
feel like getting up and running really fast making plane sounds
lol
[10:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
have Playin With The Boys stuck in my head
[10:49
AM]
Sorry
about this...
(Bill
Badalato) "Kenny...you have to put the word 'the' in here."
(Loggins)
"But it messes up the flow of the lyrics. Why?"
[10:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[10:52
AM]
(sigh)
"Ok...you can leave it as Playin' With Boys, but we'll need a
woman to sing it. Let's find out if Linda Ronstadt is available
or something"
"What?
Why!?"
"Also...Danger
Zone. Change "his" to "her"."
[10:55
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Gonna
take a highway to her danger zone
[10:55
AM]
(have
to know
the lyrics for that one...)
"Her?
It's about macho planes."
"Yeeeaaaah.
Make the references female, sailor. What else you have
written for this?"
[10:56
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Totally.
You know, you have to spread her wings... before you fly...
[10:57
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
lyrics are really gay... like there's nothing wrong with that, but
they are
I
like the beginning guitar
hu!
hu! hu! hu! bew dew dew bew d-dew-d-dew bew bew dew
[11:00
AM] Mr. Brown.:
da
da
lol
Well
they are boys, and they are playing
[11:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
"bodies
working overtime" ?
"when
someone's on your mind" ?
I
think it'd be a little less gay if it was "guys" instead of
"boys"
[11:07
AM]
(Elvis)
"I...I dunno, man..."
[11:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
After
chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is the boys
One of life's simple joys
Is the boys
I
don't wanna be obsessed by my desire
With
the boys
[11:08
AM]
"See...right
here, Kenny. Add a 'the' in front of 'boys' in these lines."
"I
still don't see it."
"Ok...
picture Auntie Mame singing it."
"Okay..."
"Then
Liberace singing it."
"O-
... ... HOLY SHIT!” (Kenny scrambles for a pen)
Still
terribly gay though
[11:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
Even
the Village People were more subtle
[11:15
AM] Mr. Brown.:
“After
chasing sunsets one of life's simple joys is my boys
I
don't wanna be obsessed by my desire with my boys”
Hanging
boys.
It's
a song about his balls
[11:19
AM]
lol
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