Saturday, August 10, 2019

555 - Drinking Like Thor, A Republican Innocent, Misery And Seafood Mama, Ripping Russian Tech

[2:52 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Mr. Silver you know Phillip from the meeting on X?
[2:58 PM] 
Do I know Phillip?
Like "do I remember him from the meeting"?
[3:00 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Right
He served me a lot of Yuengling at the mystery dinner on Saturday lol
[3:00 PM] 
There was a mystery dinner?
[3:00 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
At (restaurant)
Sponsored by (organization)
[3:01 PM] 
I think I recall that was happening.
Got you loaded, eh?
[3:01 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well, it was $20 to drink all night
Or $4 a beer in little cups
So i paid $20 and would get 2 each time i went up
lol
[3:01 PM] 
$20 it is then
[3:02 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I had at least 10 beers
[3:02 PM] 
(Mr. Brown) "I don't see a beer for my second drinkin' hand, Phillip.  Ah...that's better."
[3:03 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
He'd see me coming up the steps
"Need another beer?"
lol
[3:09 PM] 
I still wanna do my Thor's Drinking Contest before I die.
And considering what the challenge is, it might happen during.
[3:11 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
whoops
[3:13 PM] 
There's a fun Norse story about Thor traveling with Loki and some other hero (Thjalfi, fastest man alive - Mr. Silver) and ending up hanging with a giant king and having contests. 
They ALL lost their bets.
In Thor's case, he was offered a giant's drinking horn and the bet was he couldn't drink it all
And he tried...and tried...and drank...and drank...and tried...and failed.
Next day the king revealed why they all lost
In Thor's case, the drinking horn was attached to the world's oceans
God or not he had no chance of winning at all.  But he did create the tides by drinking so much. 
[3:29 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
hahaha
You can't drink the world's oceans, but hey they are down a bit now
[3:25 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
So your game has something to do with alternating between drinking mead and sea water?
[3:25 PM] 
My game for mere mortals is the drinking horn is attached directly to the beer keg
A variation of a keg stand – how long can you go?
[3:27 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
For sure something you would have to puke or die
[3:28 PM] 
It's just an endurance test.  Drink until you surrender or spray...like a keg stand.



[8:03 AM] 
Silver Junior - "There's going to be a super close asteroid pass tomorrow.  It's mostly iron and about (size)."
"Well, with any luck, Earth's magnetic field will grab it and..."
"What?"
"Nevermind."
"It's not the closest pass in modern times, of course.  The closest was X miles."
"Depending on who you ask and what you consider Modern Times, the closest was more like 3-4 miles in 1908."
"Hmm?"
"Tunguska.  BIG boom.  I can show you pictures."
[8:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Weird
[8:44 AM] 
but cool
Strauss called the waltz "The Occasionally Stone Gray Danube" originally, but people didn't find it romantic.



[9:07 AM] 
Go to break.  Fox on...Gary is “on”.
"I'd like to see all FOUR of 'em in prison!"
(looks at nothing screen...can't tell which of the current 4000 Trump/Republican overt or double-standard scandals it is... mind says "go for smarm")  
"You'd actually drive to a prison to go see them in it?"
(beat)
"Well I'd like to see them GOING to prison!"
"There ya go."
[9:09 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
like a parade!
The long perp walk. A big parade of recently convicted felons heading up to Forestville
[9:24 AM] 
"That guy took a photo in a submarine, he goes to prison.  He knows he's not supposed to and he gets punished.  So if they revealed that document, they should be punished, but nothing happens!"
(... look at meaningless screen ... go with social observation)
"Well, that's how white collar crime works."
"(meaningless rant)"
"I really don't have any idea which scandal you're talking about.  I haven't read anything political this morning yet." 
"(I'm ignored in favor of meaningless rant) Look at Clinton!  Clinton never got punished for anything!"
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It'd be weird to punish politicians for errors in judgement
[9:31 AM] 
(I have choices of response here...)
(A. "Hillary Clinton is not guilty of anything and everything the Republican tried to pin on her as a 'scandal', the Republicans keep getting caught doing themselves – right now.")
(B. "Hillary Clinton got F'd out of the presidency through Republican election cheating, Republican screaming about scandals that weren't real, a broken election system, and Russian interference, and we ALL got punished.")
(Or C.)
"There's no caffeinated tea down here... I'm, heading back up."
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Hehehe



[9:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
The Great Creator is punishing me. This is why i'm old
lol
[9:46 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
That lady sleeps outside?
[9:47 AM] 
"Miserable every day of your life?  You aren't drinking enough fermented milk!  Try this vodka.  If that doesn't work, try this tab of E."
"We were either digging the ground, or planting the watermelons."
- Try Daily Mail's new Watermelon Longevity Diet!  Live up to 129 years on nothing but watermelon.  We'll show you how!"
...or...
"This reporter watched the old woman's efforts to dig large enough holes in the ground to plant entire watermelons and declared a solution to her misery."
[9:51 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
She swears off meat
hmm- does this mean she ate meat before?
lol
I drink buttermilk every morning
[9:52 AM] 
"She'd be rewarded in the afterlife but she's a woman."
[9:52 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I've been doing V8 and Buttermilk every morning for couple weeks now, I actually feel better lol
[10:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Sounds gross
[10:02 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I'm not mixing them together hehe
[10:02 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
even separate
[10:07 AM] 
Ugh!  It'd be like having pizza sauce mixed with cheese!
Oh...
Carry on...
All about the presentation I suppose



[12:12 PM] 
So remember I put up that bonkers Andrews Sisters song link yesterday?
How it was weird and full of scat sounds and goofy lyrics?
I went digging on that after listening to it and finding it catchy but just as bizarre as my original opinion
"Controversy?  What controversy? (reads)  Ohhh...   (reads lyrics)  Ah...hehe."
Turns out someone got them to record this silly song...
That was a novelty hit from a jazz man...
And if you hear the girls' version it's a peppy song about how they like all kinds of seafood and "When I get home can we have some seafood, (Mother)"
But sung by a man it's more "Baby, I like shrimp and stuff, but when I get home I want some seafood, mama."
The Andrews Sisters recorded a dirty song...
hehe
[12:23 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heheh
[12:39 PM] 
Been a weird day...
Went digging into that article on risque music.
(to Mrs. Silver) "Based on the stuff in this article, I see America divided into the half that hasn't even the vaguest clue and everyone else saying “OH my GOD!”"
I found out where the word...that rhymes with Tune Clang...came from. 
From Vietnam era war movies I always thought it was a foreign word.
Not
[12:46 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
French origin?
[12:46 PM] 
Lyrics are basically "Oh Poon means 'hug' and Tang means 'kiss' and I'm gonna get me some *-*"
Jazz again
Anyway...amusing research evening



[2:39 PM] 
1. "Funding has been tight since they realized they misspelled Armada."
2. “Or in battle soon-will-be airborne troops, as these toy jeeps have no seat belts.”
[2:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I didn't know they still used MiG variants
(Top Gun dogfight music just popped into my head)
[2:45 PM] 
I'm still looking at #3 and wondering what Broadway routine the two guys in the back are doing.
Heh...they're ALL doing this weird up-to-the-right pose.
They must be looking to the grandstand, but they set it 50' high
[2:47 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It doesn't seem like the song I'm thinking of is on the soundtrack
[3:17 PM] 
#7. “The 'T-90 BMPT Terminator'...pictured here...standing in this tank.”
(Arnold) "He's a T-90...regressed prototype...flesh in a uniform."
[3:18 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Went back in time
[3:29 PM] 
#8 "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Kurganets as they twirl their batons into your hearts with their rendition of Queen's "Don't Lose Your Head"!"
#10 “This specific tank won WWII”
And I'm leaving on that one...

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