Sunday, August 4, 2019

554 - What Does A Killer Whale Drive?, Werewolves Suck As Badly As Vampies, (Jareth) "You Remind Me Of A Maze", Mr. Brown Does Not Get A Participation Trophy

[8:41 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Orca”
I'd remembered the movie being gross and disturbing
I guess with the whale fetus and Bo Derek getting her leg bit off i didn't like it as a kid
It's definitely a low-rent Jaws
Even the "USS Indianapolis" speech was replaced with a 10 second "my wife and child were killed by a drunk driver" spiel
But decent still
It's more believable for a killer whale to be vengeful and spiteful than a shark
I would say it's The Fog of eco-horror films... not well liked in its time and not the best of its genre, but a solid entry. A quintessential one
[8:56 AM] 
"They'd dropped me off for work and I saw it...that black and white face behind the wheel...like a panda face...cute, but this was cold and damp.  It just plowed into them and kept going.  The monster.  When they caught the orca, it's blood alcohol level was insane...Killer Whale indeed."
[9:00 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"August 14th 1965, my wife and son went into the car, none came out. The whale took 'em all... anyway, they delivered the bomb." 
[they're Irish]
[9:07 AM] 
Orcas are pro-UK?
"And now, Shamu's rendition of The Cranberries 'Zombie'."
[9:13 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Some of the special effects are good, like the burning village in the background and the orca reveling in the foreground



[9:27 AM] 
Last night was "Underworld"...split up into like 3 chunks with long pauses. 
Heavily flawed with minimal questioning, but still fun.
Also Kate Beckinsale in shiny skin-tight "fighting" clothes
"We've hunted the Lycans nearly to extinction over hundreds of years." 
(me) "Well you seriously suck at it then."
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
It seems like they made lycans deadly to vamps in that movie
[9:37 AM] 
They did in the roleplaying game too.
Not immortal but tend to beat the unliving crap out of vampires
Nice balance.
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Have you watched the other films yet?
[9:38 AM] 
Nope
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
They go into more detail with a prequel
[9:38 AM] 
Lord, I hope so
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well, as detailed as you can get with that series
lol
[9:39 AM] 
They appear to be in the same universe as Van Helsing, honestly
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
The film?
[9:40 AM] 
Yes
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yeah, looks similar
[9:40 AM] 
They use the same bloodline tale
Use the same centuries-long secret supernatural war trope
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
It's kinda a cop out, I think, starting with that blood line tale
lol
[9:40 AM] 
Kate says they evolved to control the rage over the intervening centuries
[9:41 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
The idea of a hybrid was cool though
However most of these stories make vamp blood toxic to lycan and lycan to vamps
[9:43 AM] 
Well...Underworld does...
What others?
[9:44 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I swear i saw it in something else but can't think of what
But it is two different curses
[9:47 AM] 
Depends on who you ask whether they are curses.
I made a blend for a D&D adventure back in the early 90s. When I got to writing the novel, I went back to folklore and just made the guy a were-hyena
Were-hyenas are already both
[9:48 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The last vampire movie i saw that i liked was A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
[9:48 AM] 
That an Israeli one?
[9:49 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Farsi
[9:49 AM] 
Ah
[9:49 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
But filmed in LA
[9:51 AM] 
Therianthropy used to be something you were born with or used magic to get. 
It became a transferable disease at some point.
Maybe it was Paramount's fault...might be older. 
It was "a gift" of the gods sometimes and not necessarily anything bad either.
Vampires developed over time too. 
Used to be some dead relative who just "came home" and wouldn't leave.  Naturally this was not to the benefit of anyone's health.
But now there's disease ones and psychic ones and incorporeal ones and non-transferable ones, and curse ones and half ones...



[2:35 PM] 
A problem I have with Jackie Chan movies...
They always leave me wanting a character who can do...that...
Parkour + Improvised weapon
[2:39 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
*nod*
[2:52 PM] 
It's exciting on camera but a chore no one wants to go through in an RPG
[2:53 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
True
[2:54 PM] 
Like mazes - I've warned aspiring/new GMs many times - "Never ever EVER design a maze.  They're fine to play on paper and they are exciting and mysterious on film but your players will hate you for it."
The last person i saw try it was Mr. Green
(facepalm)
(yawn)
[3:16 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
It could work if you just make up everything along the way in which no way they go is wrong just encounters you set up
Roll some dice and pretend the encounters are random
[3:17 PM] 
Right
That was the lesson
Don't make a literal maze.
You can pretend they are in one...
But make a map?  never
It's a pain drawing regular maps sometimes.
(as players)
[3:28 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
No need for a map
[3:29 PM] 
Not usually. 
[3:29 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
Yes, I have been in maze games and I have learned what I hate about them.
It should just be like “Labyrinth” - fun around every corner.
[3:30 PM] 
A dandy example
A series of encounters in an impossible-to-map “maze”.
[3:31 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
yep
[3:31 PM] 
Jareth's ability to freely manipulate elements of it pretty much implies that it's not really there, after a fashion
[3:31 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
Hmm
Now I want to do one like that.
I may for when i am running 5th edition again
[3:32 PM] 
It's like going to a park and calling all the stuff there part of a maze
Sure...i suppose if you want to map bushes and puddles and places you don't want to walk. 
But you don't...you just walk around.
Jareth owned a park with a lot of walls.  Just wander and enjoy.
His whole game wasn't even "get Toby back before time was up"
He clipped off an hour effortlessly.
She would have lasted as long as he wanted
He just wanted to watch Sarah - the woman he desired - struggle...the ultimate offer and decision was inevitable.  
He actually tried twice.
The first was a soft sell, but he nearly had her at the masked ball too
So you want to do a Jareth Labyrinth?
[3:38 PM]  Mr. Yellow: 
Yeah
It may be how they make their way into the Plane of Shadows
[3:40 PM] 
I look forward to hearing how you'll do it.  :)



[12:43 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I hate this all-inclusive crap that is going on in the world
There is a reason Nature chose to have natural selection
[12:43 PM] 
Chose?
Got an example?
[12:43 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
When something is not good at its job it does not do that
This participation trophy bs and stuff like that
[12:44 PM] 
Oh.
Some of those cheer teams are more talented than their sports teams and their only job is to make the crowd shout.
[12:49 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yes
When they work hard and try to be the best to win competitions
You would not include those bad ones in competition
[12:50 PM] 
Well...that's not a goal anywhere they take anyone who wants to participate.
[12:54 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
If my kid did a good job but lost, that is learning experience
They don't need a trophy for being there
Its like training a dog if they kinda did the trick and you give them a treat we just taught it to always expect a treat for half-assed work
[12:55 PM]
That's actually exactly how that doesn't work
[1:00 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I know what peoples thoughts on this are. They are thinking they are making things better by including all kids. Nothing to make fun of and such.
But there is a better way to teach tolerance
Sorry you can't do this thing. Well let's find out what you can do well
[1:04 PM] 
You could make an intensive effort to find out what the kids are talented at before they try anything, for instance.
[1:06 PM] Mr. Brown.: 
Right
And if a kid really likes something that they are not good at then explain to them you need to work hard and get better, then you can do it.
[1:06 PM]
Unless they are not capable and all that effort will never make them competitive.
[1:06 PM] Mr. Brown.:
if i just let you on the team you're not learning anything
[1:08 PM]
I can assure you they know they are no good at it. They want to try things and belong in a group.
[1:10 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
You should never fully turn a kid away but don't reward them for being bad at something
cause they won't get better that way
[1:12 PM]
Clearly you haven't spent enough time with the Scouts yet.

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