[9:06
AM]
Sounds
like congratulations are in order to congress on the historic
Disaster Bill they got through last night.
Sorry.
Typo. "Budget" bill.
[9:06
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
didn't notice
I
find US politics kinda uninteresting compared to the rest of the
world
[9:08
AM]
They
got funding for a whole year taken care of and it'll only add 1.3
trillion extra dollars
The
fiscal-responsibility balanced-budget austerity party really went
above and beyond on this one.
[9:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
saw that Rand Paul was decrying budget imbalance and the hypocrisy of
Republicans even though he voted for the bill and the cut
[9:12
AM]
As
i was walking away, Rand Paul was saying something that was coming
off like "WTF is wrong with you idiots? If this happened
when Obama..." but I was too far away to hear more.
[9:12
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
GOP is no longer fiscally conservative
I
mean i guess they're more fiscally conservative than the Dems but
They're
not really in favor of smaller government or "states rights"
either
any
more
[9:18
AM] Mr. Brown.:
So
i have not followed any of that stuff
All
i know is there was big tax cuts to business
Did
they make their paychecks bigger again too?
[9:36
AM] Mr. Blue:
Probably
The
issue is their budget doesn't balance the budget
Even
though the GOP always harp on balancing the budget when the Dems are
in charge and claim they're the party of "fiscal responsibility"
[9:46
AM]
Which
is a joke since they wreck the economy every time they are in
charge of the government.
At
least since I started understanding the process back with Reagan
The
rich sure seem to have a lot more money and the non-rich a lot less by the time the non-rich kick
the Republicans out though
[9:48
AM] Mr. Brown.:
The
biggest issue is not who is in the president's chair
You
can put an idiot there if you control the rest
[9:48
AM]
Not
really – he has to sign or refuse any budget he's given
And
he is supposed to be getting everyone working together and recommend
agendas.
So
you have...say...a Democrat president – "Let's take care of
people, fix things, get the money back in circulation and working,
and try to get along with everybody"
Or
a Republican president – "Tax cut! War! Defense
defense defense! Deregulate! Screw the social support
systems...they don't work despite overwhelming evidence! Reduce
government except us! Jesus waves the flag! OIL! COAL!"
Sometimes all that's in the way is a quality -- or a trash -- president
Pretty
sick, really
[9:53
AM] Mr. Blue:
Republicans
haven't been about small government lately either
Or
'liberty', since they don't like states deciding gay marriage or
marijuana legislation
(unless
those states are against both)
[9:54
AM]
I've
never seen that they ever were.
[9:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe
not
[9:55
AM]
All
their stated positions seem to be lies.
Their
only true goal is suck money to their interests and collect it.
[9:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
Eisenhower
started some pretty massive federal projects
Arguably
socialist ones
[9:55
AM]
Ike...
wasn't these people...
[9:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
No
He
wasn't really "conservative"
Fiscally
at least
[9:56
AM]
Their
public campaigns are just spouting all the ignorant nonsense their
base wants to hear and their secret campaigns are voter manipulation.
Their only goal is to trick enough fools to outvote what should be the majority opposition so
they can keep going.
[9:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
dunno what Ike's social policies were. I assume everyone in the 50s
was "conservative" by today's standards
[1950s
campaign speech] "I believe that the negroid and mongoloid races
- while brutish and uncivilized - have every right to live as the
valiant caucasoid."
"This
guy's way too progressive for me."
[9:56
AM]
LOL
I
think Ike was a general and knew how to win a "war"
Capture
territory...move forces...requisition R&D...protect supply
lines...mobilize troops...maximize assets...and accomplish
objectives.
(Ike
playing RISK) "I put all my armies in the Western US."
"But
nothing is threatening there. Why?"
(points
at stars)
[10:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
recall the interstate system was his idea and it was modeled after
the German Autobahn, which allowed the Nazis to move troops quickly
across their country as needed.
Moving
materiel in large trucks across the US at the time could take weeks
or possibly even months depending on conditions
[10:09
AM]
Nod
Even
before WWI, Germany did the same with preparing the rail system.
WAY more efficient than anywhere else for mobilization.
[9:44
AM] Mr. Blue:
"gastronomy"
is a weird term
It
is not a very appetizing word
[9:45
AM]
Gourmand
sounds nicer than it is.
[9:46
AM] Mr. Blue:
yes
[9:46
AM] Mr. Brown.:
The
gastronomy influx of particulation saturation is out of dynamic quasi
literation.
[9:46
AM] Mr. Blue:
Gastronomy
sounds like the medical study of the stomach/intestines
[9:46
AM]
yes
Evil
Mr. Brown...making me define what that sentence means
[9:47
AM] Mr. Brown.:
haha
[9:47
AM]
...got
it...
"The
current laboratory-cooking experiments in particalized ingredient
infusion by chefs arose from the faddish pondering of non-chefs
proposing it could be done."
[9:51
AM] Mr. Brown.:
haha
[9:51
AM]
Which...
...is
not untrue.
"What
flavor is it?"
"Micronized
Strawberry."
"So...strawberry."
"No."
"So
you didn't just mix in strawberry?"
"No.
We took strawberry and reduced it to a paste, made a tincture of it,
jetted it as a mist into a chamber of near liquid nitrogen and
collected the resulting microbeads. These were introduced to
the batter. So it's more like chocolate chips in a
cookie...they melt, but stay in situ."
"Couldn't
you just chop up strawberries?"
"..."
"And
mix them in?"
"..."
“Wouldn't
that be the s-"
"OUT!
Get out of my kitchen!"
[9:59
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Essence
of strawberry
[9:59
AM]
"Yes!
You GET it. Try one!"
[10:00
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Man,
somebody allergic to strawberry could be killed with that in such a
way that nobody would know
[10:03
AM]
I
think on review in the hospital (or the autopsy) they'd probably
figure it out
[10:03
AM] Mr. Brown.:
But
if it was broken down to molecule level then introduced, they would
have to look into it pretty far
[10:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
There's
no "strawberry molecule”
[10:05
AM]
Well
there should be
Perhaps
it's on the Periodic Table of "And Natural Flavors"
[10:06
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
Strawbarium
[10:06
AM] Mr. Brown.:
and
down and to the right is avacadonic...deadly poison
[10:07
AM]
I'm
a bluebarium man, more
Avacadonic
is safe enough if mixed with other elements like Limeine
[10:09
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Cherryllium
[10:11
AM]
Cherryllium...I
like
[10:12
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Orangenese
[10:13
AM] Mr. Blue:
[10:13
AM]
Knew
that would be coming...hehe
[9:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
Jesus
Christ
This
guy has a hearing aid that requires an app to adjust volume, etc.
[9:20
AM] Mr. Brown.:
yeesh
Probably
one of those tiny ones
[9:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
A
Venn diagram of people that need hearing aids and people that can
operate apps on smartphones would not overlap
[9:22
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Later
down the road it will
[9:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
When WE need them, yeah
[9:22
AM]
Sorry.
By then they'll laugh at us and our use of apps.
[9:23
AM] Mr. Brown.:
hehe
[9:26
AM]
Hearing
aids for the young and hip...
[9:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
ultimate in hipster fashion
[9:27
AM]
(last
night...dinner with Mom and my sister) "I don't get those cell
phones and all the stuff people do on them. I can't figure out
the things. How do you figure them out?"
(me)
"By using them."
(sis,
getting close to 60) "We're young and hip and it just happens
automatically, mom."
(me)
"Oh...yeah, that was it."
(sis)
"Why do you even have it, Mom?"
"Well...I
take it when I'm driving in case something happens."
(sis)
"Well that makes sense."
(me)
"Well, it would if you would learn to dial it, anyway."
[9:33
AM] Mr. Brown.:
HAHA
Sitting
in the broken down car
beep
beep “shit”
beep
beep beep “shit!”
“Well,
I guess i'm walking.”
[10:11
AM]
Client
- Dlugopolski
"Ok, let's try hitting update, Mr. ...
Dlugoplogelobobog...ski."
[10:11
AM] Mr. Blue:
Ahh…
Must be Irish
[10:11
AM]
LOL
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