Sunday, June 9, 2019

528 - Big Dumb Stoneheads

[8:10 AM] 
[8:12 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Gabetown?
[8:14 AM] 
Gabe went off on a tear about "douchebag" as an insult
"It's stupid!  No such thing.  Comes from German!  Supposed to be 'dummkopf' and people are too stupid to say it right!"
(Trey and I looking at each other...completely baffled)
There was an effort to explain politely that he's a complete moron...but he maintained his position that “douche” isn't even a German word and “there's no such thing as”...etc etc...etc..etc etc etc...
So...we dropped it.
[8:17 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Must be infuriating/frustrating to be inside that head of his
[8:18 AM] 
Well there's plenty of room



[1:43 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
if my mom sees something itneresting at Aldi's she'll pick it up for me. she found some, like, stove-top meatpie thing in a tin from the UK
On the back it says "ENJOY OUR MEATY PUDS!"
[1:43 PM] 
Heh
Which Aldi?  I'm usually drawn by oddities
Was there Tues
[1:45 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think she goes to the one up the hill
[1:45 PM] 
(Accepts quest)
Didja eat it?
[1:46 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Not yet
[2:07 PM] 
Mmmm...can of pie



[1:33 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
This guy's pitching his book to me:
"I found mathematical proof that Adam and Eve married into the human race"
???
http://garytmayer.blogspot.com/ is his website he says
[1:37 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Looks like he has all the answers on the Bible stuff
lol
Trying to explain science and the Bible
[1:39 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah... Nobody's tried that before... I'm sure he's breaking new ground somehow
[1:39 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol
God created mankind at two different times in two different ways
[1:39 PM] 
And they all sucked, so He had Lilith start killing our kids but it was too late
[1:39 PM]  Mr. Brown.:
Almost anybody that reads the Bible looks at the 6 days and says yeah those are “God Days”
[1:41 PM] 
Such intense effort to prove stolen Sumerian mythology
[1:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I don't even care that much
Like fine... The Bible creation story is real. You win.
[1:43 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
There are a lot of priests now that don't teach it so literally
Because they learned science
[1:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Because nobody believes the literal interpretation anymore.
Religion is like a business and you need customers. You can't sell something that people won't buy
[1:46 PM] 
Technically I was raised on the stuff...but...time goes on I've watched the whole institution collapsing.
It has before in some ways.
Problem for religion is, after each wave and recovery "the sheep" are smarter.
Less reliant on shepherds
They can do things like read for themselves
It's hard to make many believe the hyperbole
Many have become well aware of the principle that something can be impossible, but it can't be improbable.
They are wise enough to take personal offense at the behavior and rules of "heroes" who were far less educated than they are
[1:50 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Oh man, he put it on graphs
There is lots of real stuff in the Bible
They have started connecting real history to it
Like Goliath
Just a big guy about 6'2”
A giant then.
[1:53 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
So kinda tall
If David and Goliath was really just a kid vs. a tall guy, what's even the point of putting it in there?
[1:54 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
He was the best warrior, so David defeated their best and stopped a war
[1:55 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Neat story. Not really 2,800 years old neat.
[1:55 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
It was best against best to decide a battle instead of everybody dying
Nobody would fight him, but David said he would
[1:55 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It's like Rocky 4 basically
[1:56 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Steps up, clocks him with a rock
So smart small guy against large great fighter
[1:57 PM] 
David vs Goliath was a super easy win, it turns out
[1:57 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yep
lol
[1:58 PM] 
No. Like I mean it's not even close to a miracle. Goliath had no chance.
Recent testing rates the impact of a quality sling bullet at about the stopping power of a .44 Magnum. Excellent – maybe better – effective range for the sling too.
"Tell us the lesson of Goliath versus David, dad!"
"You mean 'Never bring a sword to a sling fight’?"
[2:00 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Ancient Saturday Night Special
He was staring down the barrel of a lamb sack sling
I takes a bit to get good with one of those
I have tried it before
[2:00 PM]
Nod. I used to make them.



[2:03 PM] 
So...Zardoz
[2:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yes
[2:04 PM] 
Apart from me having the perfect head for a Halloween costume practically no one will get – I've even practiced the grimace when I noticed – What was all that Holy Mountain vs Zardoz stuff?
Prodding.
[2:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Cuz i watched both
The worst part of Zardoz is the weird beginning where Zardoz explains everything.
It seems too much like Criswell at the beginning of Plan 9 From Outer Space
[2:06 PM] 
Arthur's floating head?
[2:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah
That seemed like a moment where the studio was like "this thing's way too confusing... add some exposition at the beginning"
[2:06 PM] 
It is confusing.  Like on multiple levels, I mean.
You can watch it once and "get it"
But if you watch it a few times, it develops
I don't know if that was something intentional or just luck
Arthur's floating head, for instance
It's also Zardoz's floating head
Here is the mind – making it's confession and doubting it's own reality.
Here is the brutal god it rules the world with
Together, they are the inscrutable "God works in mysterious ways"
The real head doesn't believe.
The stone head is hard and real...and a complete fake.
What a mess
The live head is the active hand of the conspiracy to destroy Homo Eternal.
How? 
By preaching human annihilation as the ideal of Brutals...at the same time as running a eugenics program to create supermen. 
Improve humanity so they'll all die
Friend said it...
(woman) "What the Hell has Arthur been up to out there all these years?" 
(Friend) "Stop complaining, he's the only one who wanted to do it.  LOOK at this!  The man's an ARTIST!"
And
He got caught as a conspirator and aged to nigh senility
[2:18 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I understood the floating head
It just seemed cheap and out of place
[2:19 PM] 
(touches nose...points to Mr. Blue and giant floating head)
That entire meditation scene made NO sense until later when you found out Friend was one of the people trying to destroy the Tabernacle
They're at dinner and someone says 'Let's share our thoughts' and Friend is like 'F!  I'm screwed!'
...meanwhile every one of us “brutals” in the audience is looking at the screen saying "What the Hell is going on???"
Lol
I never looked up how badly it bombed, but i can't imagine it doing well
There is one part I wonder about and that wasn't really covered - What happened to the other Vortexes?
I assume they all failed together
But where were they and why?
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I didn't know there were others
It had mixed reviews and made almost no money – now has a cult following
I'm not sure why they were mad about the possibility that Zed killed Arthur.
He didn't know any better and Arthur would regenerate anyway
It also made no sense why the Brutals were using 200 year old weaponry
Almost 300
But it's a good movie
More coherent than The Holy Mountain
Charlotte Rampling was such a babe at that time
[2:42 PM] 
Oh, yes.  Rampling was a 12
[2:43 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Boorman was originally trying to make LOTR but the studio said they didn't have the budget
So that led him to do another fantasy-world in Zardoz
The voice-operated search engine rings were cool, especially with the technology we have nowadays
[2:46 PM] 
Yes
Loved those.  have used them in gaming
[2:46 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
In fact...Imagine that for an idea
Like an Alexa or Echo Dot but it's a ring
[2:46 PM] 
Gotta add the "not permitted" responses
[2:46 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Market it as Zardoz or Vortex
It can talk and also project onto any flat surface
[3:23 PM]
Or Tabernacle
Back to other Vortexes. 
Zed ended up in Vortex 4
His first encounter with the ring was the "Haz" and "Nedz" supplies lists for other Vortexes.
So (not exact quotes) "Vortex 6 haz appelz, nedz weet.  Vortex 2 haz weet, nedz wool."
And it was displaying the text list wherever he pointed out the ring
Sounds silly but I'm an anthy and was interested in the spelling oddities
Did they just simplify English as part of the society, or was this far enough in earth's future that it was like that when they retreated?
[3:39 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Oh yeah, I remember that now
I think it'd just be the evolution of English in 200 years to when society collapsed
[3:41 PM] 
That's reasonable.
We've already been through several waves of natural and intentional adjustment, after all.

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