527 - Through The Rockgate, Bethlehem Drift, Un-Ethnical Behavior

[2:26 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

so there is a crystal platform in Giza

that a monolith sat on

[2:46 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Crystal platform?

[2:46 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

there is stuff made out of quartz

there is one with points

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/stargate/stargate10.htm

The platform

[2:47 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

ahh

[2:48 PM]

Alabaster...if that is...isn't crystal

[2:49 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

there are basins round ones with holes in them made out of it too

[2:57 PM] 

Looks an awful lot like regular Giza building stone

[2:57 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

up close you see the broken pieces its quartz

[2:58 PM]

Alabaster contains no quartz

Got any close shots of this thing?

[3:03 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Not finding one i can get too

[12:22 PM] 

"Jesus Cited Separately For Driving Without A License" -

https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInAmerica/comments/7sybh9/tennessee_man_flips_car_five_times_after_letting/

[12:25 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

nice

[12:26 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

https://media1.giphy.com/media/1kazzVXBBTjXO/giphy.gif

[12:26 PM] 

LOL

[12:32 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Jesus was a drifter - lost it in the drift

[2:57 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

There's a church steeple out of shocked quartz in Germany

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%B6rdlingen

[3:03 PM] 

Nordlingen is full of diamonds...nice

[3:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

that's the town from Willy Wonka i believe

when they're flying over it

[3:04 PM] 

Albrecht Adam (1786-1862), slaughter painter

Seems kinda...niche

[3:04 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

heh

[3:13 PM] 

I like the town notables list -

Painter

Painter

Painter

Painter

Painter

CONCENTRATION CAMP COMMANDER

...

Philanthropist (sorry)...

Philanthropist and charitable society founder (really sorry about the Nazi thing)...

...uh...

Footballer

Footballer

[3:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Damn.. a one-eyed Nazi

Germany transitioned from an artisanal economy pre-war to a sports economy post-war

“See also:  Rintfleisch-Pogrom (sorry...really sorry OK?)”

[3:26 PM] 

Exactly.  heh

[3:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

German historical events and persons can roughly be separated into two groups.. anti-semitic and non-anti-semitic

And each pile is roughly 50%

Even small towns had so many pogroms you have to differentiate each by the year they occurred

[3:34 PM] 

Ugh

[9:11 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

morning Mr. Brown

re: “Bone Tomahawk”.  It's very accurate to the time period (in my dumbass opinion). They stick to the jargon of the time, which kind of makes it funny

It's not a comedy but there are humorous parts

The beginning starts with 2 robbers that just killed & robbed two people.. they hear horses coming so they run and hide.. but they find this canyon that's lined with animal and human skulls. 

"that look-a like some type a warnin' to you? like 'keep out'?" 

[waving revolver] "i've got an invite." 

Then they hear these ungodly howling noises. 

"That there sounds ominous."

It's a slow build but it starts with some unknown and almost mythical tribe of cave-dwelling cannibals that snatch a few people from a town.. and a the sheriff and one of the missing's husband go after them

[9:19 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

The Hills Have Eyes: The Beginning

lol

[9:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

yeah

[9:26 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

cannibalism is normally survival or ritualistic.

[9:27 AM] 

(Mr. Brown raises his voice but doesn't shout)

[9:27 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

unless they get the tatsts

taste

[9:28 AM] 

tatas

[9:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

In this it's the ritualistic part

[9:31 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Like those tribes in the amazon that would eat people they defeated to strengthen themselves

[9:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

These folks don't seem to eat anything else

They're a tribe of native Americans, but native Americans don't consider them to be related at all. 

They're so profoundly inbred that they're deformed and degenerated

but not normal deformities.. i won't spoil it

[9:33 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

so they are tribe that started eating out of necessity then just kept going after realizing the abundance of supply.

[9:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

and they seem to inbreed intentionally, not out of necessity, to maintain whatever the hell they are

[9:35 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

well if they have developed certain deformities then started to have them as being ritual.

also if they are shunned by all the other tribes

they cannot really mix

[9:54 AM] 

On that note, see this one?  https://nativenewsonline.net/currents/armed-trump-supporters-confront-american-indian-arizona-lawmakers-state-capitol/

[9:56 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

heheh

[9:58 AM] 

"As long as we're on that topic, boys, I can name everyone in the room who shouldn't have to leave the continent."

[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

"You can stay.... on a reservation"

[10:07 AM] 

Heh

[10:14 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Wow is that idiotic

Either they are hyped up so bad they are not thinking or just not thinking in general

[10:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

to be fair there's no discernible difference between native Americans and your typical Mexican

Mexicans are natives, mostly

[10:34 AM] 

Heh...just posted the Always Sunny summation to the blog yesterday

[10:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

"the Spaniards banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans"

[10:35 AM] 

Would be the Aztecs, but yes, that one.  Hehe

[10:35 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

similar elsewhere.. the vikings banged the Irish and turned them into Icelandic people

[10:38 AM] 

perhaps more "The Vikings banged the Irish and turned them into cliché Irish."

Red hair, fight prone, alcohol loving

[10:39 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

hehe

Fixed their gibberish language though

the Seljuks banged the Byzantines and turned them into Turks.

The Goths, Normans, Greeks, Berbers, and Arabs had a 5-way on Sicily

Probably Malta too

[10:46 AM] 

LOL

(Documentary voiceover on top of animated migration map) "This theory...AKA the Cluster-... Cut it. (inaudible) Because I can't say something made up like this. (inaudible) It's really called this? (inaudible) Okaaay, run it again. This theory...AKA The Cluster-Fuck Orgy Genetic Migration Theory...seeks to explain the ethnic results. JE-sus..."

[10:51 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

heh

The less said about Hungary the better

[10:54 AM] 

At the Taburitzans show, they lumped 4 areas together and at the end they titled the Gypsy section "The European Mosaic"

"The gypsies started in northern India and...uh... (arrows all over the map and countries stacking up in a list) spread...all over central Europe."

[10:58 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Were the arrows red and ominous

"Gypsies – who spread disease, cast spells and steal children – are now in every country in Europe."

It's funny when you talk to even the most progressive European and bring up Gypsies

"Hey what do you think about gays?"

"Their business is not my business. they should be allowed to marry. love is love."  "Immigrants?"

"If they want to come here, they can come here. We have plenty of room. I will welcome them"

"Socialism?"

"The needs of the many over the needs of the few."

"Gypsies?" 

"They do not belong here! They should be ground up and fed to livestock!"

[11:04 AM] 

Which has probably happened...

[11:05 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

As long as that livestock wasn't later intended for human consumption

[11:06 AM] 

Vague recollections from anthropology stuff.  "The truth about the hatred against gypsies seems to be it's mainly a propaganda movement by governments whose only real issue is they can't pin them to a residence or figure out what they produce and consume, and so it's difficult to collect taxes from them."

[11:06 AM]  Mr. Blue: 

Could be