Thursday, April 11, 2019

517 - Caught Between A P.O.G. And A Hardsock

[2:05 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

if you look at the inventors of the world they are all eccentric

Einstein wearing dresses

Tesla … well you don't have to say much about him he just was eccentric
[2:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Einstein wearing dresses?
[2:08 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

yeah he would wear dresses, according to things i have heard
[2:09 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

i just heard he always wore the same outfit
[2:09 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

prob a rumor on the dresses
[2:10 PM] 
Nod...he basically had a bunch of the same pants and shirts
[2:10 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

no waste of brain power on meaningless things

I could live that way easy
[2:11 PM] 
I express my P.O.G. on E=mc^2 in here yet?
(P.O.G. is “Proof Of God” for those unfamiliar. It is the existence of something so unlikely that it could only be real if someone created it to be so.  There's quite a few in these pages. – Mr. Silver)
[2:12 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

E = c by the m c squared
[2:12 PM] 
E = C&C Music Factory
No
The "odds"
The infinite improbability
Energy equals... Mass multiplied by... the Speed of Light squared.
It could only be true if there was a God/gods, or this is a SIM and it was convenient.
Energy?  Fine – its measurable
Mass?  Fine – its measurable
Speed of Light?  Fine – its measurable
“Squared”, however, is an entirely human mathematical trick.
Heck, “multiply” is too and its even more fundamental.
What, then, are the real odds that such a perfect condition exists?
Answer? No possibility at all.
So the equation can't be even close to correct – yet it seems to test to be.
It is fabricated.
P.O.G.
[2:20 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

I thought somebody proved its not right already
[2:21 PM] 
Well, I don't believe the conclusions of Relativity are correct in general
Its just I realized a new reason why while driving Silver Junior somewhere within the past month.
"Wait...the speed of light perfectly times the speed of light just happens to be how much you multiply a given mass by to find out how much energy it converts to? What BS is THAT?" 
[2:22 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

We are just hung up on it the idea that there is a opposite that is equal to everything

There would be an equal yet opposite Earth
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

"equal and opposite reaction” doesn't equal "everything has an equal opposite"
[2:29 PM] 
(Angel programmer)  "This energy-mass calculation is just too complicated.  We're never gonna get anything realistic if the processors are churning all this for everything."
(Angel project leader) "Just simplify it.  'Earth' is just a teaching tool for little kids.  Strip it down.  Look...this whole variable string...the fluxions... clip it."
"Well...I mean even if (scratch scratch, scribble, erase).  There's still Speed of Light and Baloniac Phase."
"Just multiply Speed of Light by Speed of Light.  It's close enough."
"Pffft!  They'll be arguing about gravity for thousands of years if I do that!"
"They're....kids...  Make the sky blue.  They'll be happy."
"(Doubtful)  Ohhh kaaaaayyy....  Energy equals Mass times the Speed of Light Squared."
"Sounds good."
"We're getting fired if we use this."
"Nah."
"They'll see it's fake."
"Kids...little kids..."
"Yeah.  OK."
[2:39 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Gravity is a fun one
[2:40 PM] 
"How does gravity work on planets that don't have apples?"
"Why, ALL planets have apples, Timmy!"
"Jeepers!"
"That's right!  It's the apples that bind the universe together, Timmy.  Its all right there in Genesis!"
[2:41 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

And in the beginning God took all his creatures, rubbed them on his golden locks and stuck them to the Earth
[2:42 PM] 
"And the beasts did make squeaky noises, and The LORD'S hair stuck up with static."
"And LO, I gift thee, man and woman, with mighty lightning so that thou and all that swim or crawl will stick to the earth.  And this will be proof of My covenant with thee.
It might occasionally burn your houses down.  Sorry.  So sayeth ME."
"And the LORD spake saying eat of any fruit in the garden except the Tree of Life, Tree of Knowledge, and Tree of Gravity Lightning apples.  This last, especially, will F you up."
That's why plants need roots.
They aren't very conductive so they need to hold on to the dirt.
Fish have it easier...they're in water and electricity goes easily through water.
They have you get out of the pool during a thunderstorm because if it hits the water the gravity gets so high you won't be able to get out and will drown.
[2:45 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

It would be interesting to discover gravity is really just different levels of static cling

We have been over thinking this

The glue of the universe is just static cling
[2:45 PM] 
LOL



[12:16 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Mr. Blue, did you mark “The Sword and the Sorcerer” to be watched?

I thought the plot holes were awesome

lol
[12:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

yes
[12:17 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Lots of jokes on how Talon takes people out

Specifically the one way he likes to do it ...somehow always available to do

lol
the guy falls through a ceiling into a orgy room
[12:26 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Could you even imagine?
[12:26 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Would smell a bit
[12:27 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Last thing i would ever think of
[12:29 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Lots of small wiener jokes in the movie too
[12:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

I wonder if Frank Frazetta did the artwork for Sword & the Sorcerer

Its not listed on his imdb but it looks like it's in his style
[12:31 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Was Vallejo or Julie Bell listed?

Their oils can look pretty similar at times
[12:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Not finding any names
[12:37 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

yes the glistening of their butt oil can look similar

hehe
[12:48 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

Nobody has drawn a better looking woman than Frazetta

his proportions are amazing
[12:49 PM]  Mr. Blue: 

Sometimes in those sort of stylized fantasy drawings the boobs all look like implants

like they're too round and impossibly perky - never noticed that with him though
[12:49 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Probably only used models with real ones to get it right
[12:49 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

He was a ladies man in life, so possible

He was handsome too

His sketches were the best, i love them
[12:58 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

yes



[12:18 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

I'm Google imaging - is there a sensual butt massage?
[12:18 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 

yes, and I'm not falling for that search suggestion

lol
[12:19 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 

"Honey my feet are really sore..."
"Let me get that for you babe *rubs butt and thighs*"



[10:17 AM] 
Tina Hardsock got a gift card...
Husband's name?  "Rock"
hehe
"Yeah, sure...I believe you were born with that."
Wrench Bonejoint
Hard Jawclench
Dirk Heartthrust
[10:20 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Janet Canit
[10:20 AM] 
Dabbling in unlikely heroine names now?
[10:20 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

I still like Steel Hamhocks
[10:20 AM] 
lol
[10:20 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Copper Gizzards
[10:21 AM] 
Slash Bladesharp
[10:21 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Pipe Leadman
[10:21 AM] 
:-)
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Baklava Meatfist
[10:23 AM] 
Used to be Gyropunch but they changed it when they moved from Greece. No one could pronounce it right.
His dad was Hero Gyropunch
Mash Mincemeat
[10:24 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Haggis McSteamy
[10:24 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 

sexy
[10:26 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

ooo oo! Haggis Sheepsman

Better yet - Haggis Sheepslayer
[10:27 AM] 
Sheepslayer?  Better
[10:28 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Jack Hammerstreet
[10:29 AM] 
Mr. and Mrs. Haggis Sheepsman...action heroes - http://khalidf9b2.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/0/7/10077822/970582483.jpg?224
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 

Ned Needleminder

Steel Baster

Iron Skullmonger
[10:34 AM] 
Blast Beatback
I take it Mr. McGreen still hasn't seen MST3K's "Space Mutiny"
[10:38 AM]  Mr. Blue:

And of course

[10:38 AM]
“No no! Its “Dunkin' Dick” Pound!”

[10:40 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
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