Sunday, March 24, 2019

513 - All The Ingredients For Looking Good

[2:19 PM] 
Mrs. Silver "What do you want for dinner tonight?"
"No idea."
"I'll figure out something.  How about maybe meatloaf?"
"(swoon in my moronic language-loving way) That is an AWESOME name for a dish!"
"Huh?"
"Maybe Meatloaf"
"I don't get it."
"Like 'Polish Mistakes'.  They have nothing Polish about them, they look awful, but they're great, right?"
"Yeah."
[2:23 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I like meatloag
[2:23 PM] 
"So we need to make a recipe for something called 'Maybe Meatloaf'.  if it's good we'll put it online."
[2:23 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I like meatloag
specially with ketup with bgrown surgar in it crust
Mrs. Brown mixes browsugar into the ketchup then puts that on top then bakes it
[2:24 PM] 
Wow
I have some of my ingredients for Maybe Meatloaf now.  What are these things you mentioned?
[2:25 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Makes a nice ketchup crust
[2:25 PM] 
(Martha Stewart) "For this meatloag, you'll need ketup, browsugar, and some bgrown surgar for in it crust... They're maybe ingredients... Not sure, really, but you need them."
[2:25 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
She recently made meatloaf cups
she used a cupcake pan
so a bunch of individual meatloafs
[2:27 PM] 
I've done that
Also done them as kinda hand-rolled sausage things
[2:27 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Mrs Brown likes Ritz Crackers in it too
[2:28 PM] 
Usually oatmeal here. I haven't had a Ritz one in a long time. Hmmm.
"Makes 2 large hamburgers and a hearty breakfast, or a kind of sausage that'll feed 5." 
(which I assume was why meatloaf was invented...to make stuff go 'round.)
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Take all the stuff you got
Mix and shove it in a bread pan
lol
[2:39 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
And to drink... gravy
[2:39 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Maybe your Maybe Meatloaf could be made with unrecognizable meats



[9:21 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I'm still upset that McGreen thinks Robocop 2 is better than 1
[9:22 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
lol
idk, i could be wrong, i most recently watched 2
i'll rewatch them both again
3 was best!
[9:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
it's kind of the problem with the Search for Spock in that Spock now has to relearn his humanity so they're back to square one
robocop has to relearn his humanity again
[9:23 AM] 
Spock had the advantage in that he uploaded everything (that would fit?) to McCoy
[9:02 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Robocop is a national treasure
[9:03 AM] 
Meh
Just read recently they cut a scene for being too violent from 1.
But based on the description, they couldn't have made a cyborg if they left it in anyway.
So
Good cut.
Can't really have a cyborg that recovers memories if the guy's brain was destroyed.
[9:06 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Logical
[9:08 AM] 
"And in this part of the programming process, we put the cyborg in the pentagram and summon the dead cop's soul into it."
"Why?"
"... (aside to fiendish-looking scientist in booth) Why are we doing this part again?"
[9:08 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah they cut the part of him getting shot up
it was too violent
but it was so over the top that it wasn't the least bit believable.. the cuts made it more realistic and thus more disturbing
Weller has a doctorate in Italian Renaissance art history
[9:34 AM] 
Peter Weller IS "Renai-Cop"
"(draws smallsword) Forsooth! Thou art in violation of Her Majesty's sumptuary laws.  Please remove the plume from your hat, goodly Miller.  Thou hast but a moment to comply."
[9:37 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Demised or extant thou art coming with me.”
[9:38 AM] 
"Nay!  The plume was a gift from the Lord Mayor.  I have an indulgence for service rendered, Renai-Cop!"
"Hist!  Time is fleeting.  Un-don yon plume or shalt be punished.  You have but half a moment to comply."
"S'trewth I am in violation.  See I have removed the feather that so offendeth thee." 
"(sheathes smallsword) Have a good day, stout fellow."



[3:15 PM] 
"Representative Lon Chaney Jr. II will force the vote on impeachment and a second on lycanthrope rights"  https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/05/al-green-impeach-trump-house-vote-281132
[3:20 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Jesus
Think of his shower drains
[3:22 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
lol
[3:25 PM] 
(King Julian) "Who showers?"
[3:26 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Must be half Italian and half tamarin
[3:29 PM] 
"A spokesman for the representative replied 'ook' to our followup questions."
(Feels guilty about making fun of the guy forcing an impeachment vote on our buffoon-in-chief)
[3:32 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I still like when you said “Well its been a week. There are no aliens.” because trump could not keep it quiet
Sometimes you wonder if he is trying to act stupid on purpose
[3:34 PM] 
Natural talent...



[10:47 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
This wasn't very advanced notice for our “dress up day”
[10:53 AM] 
Considering the listed rules are basically my regular daily clothes and is what used to be called Business Casual. 
"Traditional" to me is dress pants, shoes, button shirt and tie
[10:53 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Well you're an upstanding member of society
i am "the dregs"
Us trailer dwellers lack the sophistication to understand public decency
[10:55 AM] 
"Attire is to be Business Traditional - cover up any facial tattoos, limit visible piercings to 4 pieces, and a maximum of 3 rips in your jeans."
[10:56 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
My friend who tattooed got a job temporarily with X and he has more tattoos than me. When upper management came into the office he get a paid day off
His boss was like “look, we like you hear but the upper management may invent some reason to fire you. Will you not put up a fuss if we just give you the day off?”
[10:57 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol
That's awesome 



[12:26 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
[12:29 PM] 
"...citing the American 'Shriners Pileup' of 1978 that claimed 50 old guys in miniature Chevys..."
Not actually sure the last time I saw a Shriner mini-car parade.
[12:32 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Why did they buy such little cars?
[12:33 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The Shriners are just massive
The cars are normal sized
[12:33 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
OMG i never thought of that
[12:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I'm not real sure who or what the Shriners are
and i know one
[12:34 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Ask him
I like the hats
[12:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i think it's just like the Masons or Knights of Columbus or Elk Lodge type thing
[12:34 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I want to join a charitable society
not for the charity
For the hats
[12:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Fez hats are poised for a comeback
[12:37 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I think we could start a pretty awesome society if we could find some good hats
[12:37 PM] 
OK!  I'm in!

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