[1:23
PM]
Heh.
CNN just put up a string of every time Jeff Sessions said 'I don't
recall' in his hearing(s?).
After
about 6 I put up my hand and started doing the DJ scratch motion
And
it kept on going.
"You
know someone is going to put that online set to music."
[1:25
PM] Mr. Blue:
there
was a gag on rugrats that was a see-and-say that went "the duck
says quack.. the cow says moo... the politician says i don't recall."
hmm..
maybe it was "ahh! real monsters"
[1:43
PM]
"Last
time I said 'I don't recall'..."
"Got
written up?"
"I
think so. I don't recall."
"I
remember Reagan famously using the 'I don't recall' tactic...they
were guilty too."
[10:19
AM]
Might
try this, actually -
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2017/10/25/the-benefits-of-rucking/
[10:20
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah.
Cardio blows
[10:20
AM]
Silver
Jr has been wanting to take long walks. I always outlast him.
Even things up and get some extra benefits
[10:21
AM] Mr. McGreen:
The
day he outlasts you he becomes a man
[10:21
AM]
I'll
make him a card
[10:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
usually just jog for cardio
[10:22
AM]
"You
earned this, and now must carry a wallet."
[10:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
so bad at jogging that I'm pretty gassed after 10-12 minutes
[10:22
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
dont think i could jog for 10 minutes
[10:22
AM]
I
use-ta could. Not anymore
[10:22
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Swimming
was when i was in the best shape of my life. i was sexy and
fit. i'd do me
[10:23
AM]
I
would jog a few miles to visit some people in State College.
Then
the beer and pizza started taking hold.
[10:23
AM] Mr. Blue:
Mr.
Silver, you should start weight lifting
It's
easier than cardio and you see immediate results
[10:24
AM]
(weeps
for Farm Core)
[10:24
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[10:24
AM]
You
definitely didn't keep Farm Core, right?
[10:24
AM] Mr. Blue:
i
had it up until recently, but deleted it when they needed into my PC
I
found the one “get my results” picture:
[10:25
AM]
One
of the best half day gags we ever ran in here.
I
actually wrote an apology in the blog for losing it... ;-(
"I
denied Farm Core to the world by mistake. Believe me, I went
through every possible location it could be saved to give it to you,
and have failed."
Dang...you
found one photo though
Proof!
[10:31
AM] Mr. Brown:
Farm
Core - I'm trying to remember what was all said that day
[10:32
AM]
A
lot of it was the diet plan
(big
sun-browned tub in bib overalls labelled 'trainer'.) "Wull, the
results are in and yer coming up short on yer fats. I'm putting
you on biscuits and sausage gravy for the next 4 weeks n well run 'em
again."
[10:32
AM] Mr. Brown:
Did
it all start with a comment on the strength and endurance of
unhealthy looking farmers?
[10:34
AM]
The
fact that a farmer can look like he's in terrible shape and still
lift heavy stuff and do massive amounts of work all day? Yeah.
[10:36
AM] Mr. Brown:
That
is how my grandfather was
Tall...
Skinny...
Could
lift up the end of tractor like it was nothing.
[10:38]
Poster
girl for Farm Core
[11:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
It's
crazy that Dean thinks he can be a politician
He
has a huge rap sheet
Everybody
knows him as the guy that gets kicked out of everywhere he goes
[11:47
AM]
Should
apply at the White House. Matches the job requirements
[11:48
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Whats
he running for?
[11:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
City
council maybe?
[11:49
AM]
(Whitehouse
interview) "Mentally competent?"
"No"
"Emotionally
stable?"
"No"
"Any
achievements in any fields, or technical competency?"
"No."
"Conflicts
of interest for the departments you are interested in?"
"Not
sure...probably."
"Rich?"
"No."
"Ah...
Well-heeled?"
"Nope."
(intake
breath) "Friend or relative of President Trump?"
"No."
"Yeaahhhh....not
really what we're looking for."
[11:52
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[12:01
PM] Mr. Brown:
"Able
to declare McDonald's is good food with a straight face and grope
women?"
[12:02
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Josie's
uncle was the mayor of my fair town
And
then his wife embezzled money
[12:10
PM]
Suppose
when Trump visits the UK next year they'll keep making tour stops at
all the Gropecunt Lanes there?
'cause
if they don't...we need to meme the heck out of the idea.
[12:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[8:18
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Movie
news sites need to stop spoiling shit with the titles of their
articles
[8:23
AM]
They
put a spoiler in an article title?
[8:23
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah
Its
not like i was even reading reviews
"Why
(so and so) from (movie they're in) looks so familiar in (other
film)!"
Welp,
I didnt know he or that surprise character were in that
[8:23
AM]
We've
played similar to that.
Taglines
that ruin the film.
"The
Empire Strikes Back" An epic clash between father and son!
My
fave being Mr. Blue's "Kevin Spacey is Kayser Soze in: The Usual
Suspects"
[8:29
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
Or
the Sixth Sense in China. "He's a Ghost!"
[8:31
AM] Mr. McGreen:
"Fight
Club: For people who beat themselves up all the time"
[8:33
AM]
"Treasure
Island" - A Boy, A Scoundrel, and One Gold Coin
Or
"Murder on the Orient Express" ...
Wait...
Anyone
seeing that one?
[8:33
AM] Mr. McGreen:
prolly
not
[8:34
AM]
I
might go but i know who did it. Spoiled it for myself once by
catching the end of another version.
[8:36
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
saw the 70s one and read the book
[8:37
AM]
So
you know, and McGreen doesn't care.
"Murder
on the Orient Express" - Can Poirot Catch Everyone?
[8:39
AM] Mr. McGreen:
So
they were all in on the murder?
That's
actually a decent twist
[8:41
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
everyone stabbed the guy once
They
all had something against the victim
[8:42
AM] Mr. McGreen:
idk
that i could stab someone, that'd be gross
[8:48
AM]
Morning
Mr. Brown
"Murder
on the Orient Express" - do you know the end or not care what it
is?
[8:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
saw that movie coming out
But
never actually read the story
[8:53
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Spoiler:
the detective's mustache did it
[8:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
Then
my mustache will love it
I
give it 5 whiskers
[8:54
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[9:02
AM]
Guess
the catchup will need to be spoiler free then.
[9:03
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yes,
his mustache wants to go see the movie
[9:06
AM]
(mustache
tiptoes in...climbs in bed. Attaches to Mr. Brown's face.
He stretches.) "How was the movie?"
"Great!
You should have gone."
"Who
did it?"
"Not
tellin'."
"I'm
not going to see it..."
"Ok.
Poirot's mustache did it. Awesome."
[9:06
AM] Mr. Brown:
“A
man becomes blue alien: AVATAR”
[9:06
AM]
hehe
That
short was so much funnier than I thought it was gonna be
[9:07
AM] Mr. Brown:
"I
KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"
[9:18
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Avatar:
The Smurfs are transported to the Fern Gulley and perform a
reenactment of Pocahontas
[9:18
AM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
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