[9:06
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
saw a show this morning that was talking about the Dyatlov Pass
Incident
Another
theory, that the tribes there killed them
Also
another theory was avalanche
[9:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
the
Dyatlov Pass thing has a lot of misinformation
A
lot of stuff isn't corroborated... like the radiation stuff
i
think it was something internal.. a fight in the tent... everyone
panicked... then maybe got disoriented and hypothermia set in
[9:18
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Somebody
farted and they had to get out quick
[9:19
AM] Mr. Brown:
Well
the tent was colapsed under snow, so some think a small avalanche
occurred
It
covered it, they cut out, some were injured.
Then
they got cold and disoriended
disoriented
[9:19
AM]
I
reckon...
(catching
up)
[9:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
Its
been a while since i read about it
I
just remember the more i dug the more simplistic it sounded
no
animal tracks, just human
[9:20
AM]
Yup
[9:21
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Have
they ruled out sasquatches?
[9:21
AM]
Sherlock
Holmes - "Very simple, Watson. They got cold and died of
hypothermia complications."
Watson
- "By jove! That simple, eh?"
Holmes
– "Its quite elementary. Hypothermia, aliens and the
Russian nuclear program account for everything."
Watson
- "Errr...but..."
Holmes
- "I see you're confused. Let's begin with the yeti."
Watson
- "The yeti? Aren't they thousands of miles from here if they
exist at all?"
Holmes
- "Ah...but you are forgetting the Vimana... the flying machines of
ancient India."
Watson
- "You've been in my medicines again, haven't you?"
Holmes,
stripping off his suit - "Nonsense!"
[9:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[9:27
AM] Mr. Brown:
one
factor is strange - why run a radiation test unless you suspected it
was involved somehow?
[9:28
AM] Mr. Blue:
there's
no evidence anyone tested for radiation
[9:28
AM]
Because
they were cooking in the sun and the recovery team was interested.
Or...Mr.
Blue's version, more likely
[9:28
AM] Mr. Blue:
Besides
it was Russia in the late 50s... everyone was irradiated
[9:29
AM]
By
then I imagine so.
Same
as everyone in the civilized world had lead poisoning from the
gasoline
[9:30
AM] Mr. Brown:
Right
Its
just strange that somebody would accidentaly put that in the report..
[9:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
think it was added in later
[9:36
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
just realized there was three Yuri's in that group
[9:37
AM]
"I
dunno, Igor. I've had a bad premonition about this trip all week.
Something is wrong."
"Like
what, Zinaida?"
"WE
ARE YURI?"
"I
dunno...It's just an impression. Like one of us is...abnormal
or something."
"WE
ARE YURI?"
"You
suspect one of us is behind all the...weird stuff?"
"WE
ARE YURI."
"I
agree with the Yuri's...there's nothing wrong, we just need to stick
together and get through tonight."
[9:38
AM] Mr. Blue:
So
something compelled them *all* to leave the tent en mass in the
middle of the night, unclothed
It'd
be weird if it was only a few that went nyuts.. because the sane ones
would've stayed behind.
But
they all seemingly panicked and ran out into the snow then got lost
and all died.
Some
seemed like they were trying to get back to the tent before they died
[9:39
AM]
Nyet!
They were nyot nyuts.
[9:39
AM] Mr. McGreen:
They
were all hopped up on the devils lettuce
[9:39
AM] Mr. Brown:
It
definitely was not salubrious of them
[9:40
AM] Mr. McGreen:
why
did they have no clothes on? Wasnt it cold in those tents?
[9:40
AM]
Late
stage hypothermia - Feeling overheated
[9:41
AM] Mr. Brown:
All
the blood moves to organs then in the last stage rushes out through
extremities
[9:41
AM]
"Russian
investigators also found that a few were holding poker hands, and
most of the clothes were in a pile in the middle of the bodies."
[9:41
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
think they had on long johns and such
they
were dressed warm but weren't dressed for the outdoors
also
some of them were less clothed because they died and the others took
their clothes off and put it on themselves
So
the mystery is what caused them *all* to panic and run out, and then
not make it back.
They
were experienced hikers so they would've understood the risks of
running out without proper gear
[9:45
AM] Mr. Brown:
Right
probably a bear
lol
[9:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
no
tracks
[9:45
AM] Mr. Brown:
Bearalanche
new
movie for SciFy
"Bearalanche: The Story of the Dyatlov Pass"
The
bear creates avalanches to diorient his victmes and cover up his
tracks
[9:50
AM] Mr. McGreen:
i
read about a guy who was hired to protect an early detection site in
alaska from polar bears. i guess those bears are lethal hunters
who will legitimately stalk you for weeks
[9:50
AM] Mr. Blue:
it
wasn't really an avalanch-y area
the Ural mountains are like the Appalachians
[9:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
Then
it was a frostbear with powers of cold
[9:56
AM]
And
an ancient Indian flying machine
[9:57
AM] Mr. Brown:
Or Yuri caught Yuri with Zinaida and the other Yuri was on the one Yuri's
side and they attacked Yuri and everybody else got involved
They
should make Dyatlov Pass Incident into a soap opera
[10:00
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Ice
opera
[10:01
AM] Mr. Brown:
Zinaida
"Yuri, I just don't know what to do about Yuri"
haha
I
can't get off this three Yuri's thing
[10:03
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
Three Yuris
[10:03
AM] Mr. Brown:
My
Three Yuris
Three Yuris and a Baby
[10:04
AM]
"Yuri'n
big trouble if you go out there."
"Yuri'n
big trouble if you try to stop me!"
"Yuri'n-sane!
All of you...ri!"
[10:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe
there really was a Yuri power struggle
[10:06
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
was thinking that
Although
Igor was in charge
“And
that's when Yuri stood up and shouted 'there can only be one'!”
[10:07
AM]
Two
Yuris decapitated, the rest of the group electrocuted, the third Yuri
frozen in place looking like this:
http://www.engdynasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Highlander-quickening.jpg
[1:00
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Uh
oh, meeting with the boss tomorrow at noon
They
fire people on Fridays
[1:00
PM]
The
Cure's "Friday I'm Unemployed"
[1:02
PM] Mr. Brown:
haha
nope
any day
they
don't care what day if the employee is realy bad
[1:03
PM] Mr. McGreen:
no
i have another job
"less
employed"
[1:06
PM]
Well
as a general thing
My
last day working Hoss's way back was a Friday night special.
Unfortunately
for the manager I walked in and one of the guys said "Oh, I
thought you got fired."
[1:07
PM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[1:08
PM]
Figured
out the "keep him through the busiest night of the week"
scam and about 10 mins later we were yelling at each other about what
an asshole he was in his office for about 40 minutes.
I
got the couple hundred bucks of "guaranteed raise" he'd
never made good on when i agreed to come back when he'd begged...cash
from his wallet...and was gone.
"I
really miss the general manager before you. He wasn't a useless
lying ignorant pig."
...anyway...a
good and bad day.
I'm
sure the customers could hear
[1:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
Fridays
are always firing day
[1:13
PM] Mr. McGreen:
thats
what i thought too
i
dont remember if Ty was on a friday
[1:14
PM] Mr. Blue:
Harry's
demotion was a Friday
I've
never been fired from anywhere.. this is my only job
[1:15
PM] Mr. McGreen:
This
would be my first firing
[1:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
usually
though, they don't tell you about the meeting to fire you a day
beforehand
At
least i wouldn't
It's
usually "hey get up you have a meeting right now"
[1:17
PM] Mr. McGreen:
oh
ok
[1:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
Why
give someone 24 hours to stew or even do something nefarious
[1:19
PM]
(McGreen's
meeting) "We asked you in to offer you this bar of gold if
you'll stay."
[1:19
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Money
couldnt keep me at this point
“Later
fellas!”
[1:43
PM]
Silly
man
A
gold bar is worth about $520,000 currently
I'd
stay on for a gold bar
Kinda
makes James Bomb look more awesome with him keeping his grip on two
bars of gold and swinging up trying to break open the locked
nuke lid at the end of Goldfinger.
Bond
[1:57
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
they're like 27 lbs. each apparently
12
kilos
[1:57
PM]
And
they don't come with handles
[1:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
"The
name's Bomb... James Bomb."
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