Saturday, January 5, 2019

490 - Passing On Dyatlov, Yuri, And Gold

[9:06 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I saw a show this morning that was talking about the Dyatlov Pass Incident
Another theory, that the tribes there killed them
Also another theory was avalanche
[9:14 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
the Dyatlov Pass thing has a lot of misinformation
A lot of stuff isn't corroborated... like the radiation stuff
i think it was something internal.. a fight in the tent... everyone panicked... then maybe got disoriented and hypothermia set in
[9:18 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Somebody farted and they had to get out quick
[9:19 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Well the tent was colapsed under snow, so some think a small avalanche occurred
It covered it, they cut out, some were injured.
Then they got cold and disoriended
disoriented
[9:19 AM] 
I reckon...
(catching up)
[9:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Its been a while since i read about it
I just remember the more i dug the more simplistic it sounded
no animal tracks, just human
[9:20 AM] 
Yup
[9:21 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Have they ruled out sasquatches?
[9:21 AM] 
Sherlock Holmes - "Very simple, Watson.  They got cold and died of hypothermia complications."
Watson - "By jove!  That simple, eh?"
Holmes – "Its quite elementary.  Hypothermia, aliens and the Russian nuclear program account for everything."
Watson - "Errr...but..."
Holmes - "I see you're confused.  Let's begin with the yeti."
Watson - "The yeti? Aren't they thousands of miles from here if they exist at all?"
Holmes - "Ah...but you are forgetting the Vimana... the flying machines of ancient India."
Watson - "You've been in my medicines again, haven't you?"
Holmes, stripping off his suit - "Nonsense!"
[9:26 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[9:27 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
one factor is strange - why run a radiation test unless you suspected it was involved somehow?
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
there's no evidence anyone tested for radiation
[9:28 AM] 
Because they were cooking in the sun and the recovery team was interested.
Or...Mr. Blue's version, more likely
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Besides it was Russia in the late 50s... everyone was irradiated
[9:29 AM] 
By then I imagine so.
Same as everyone in the civilized world had lead poisoning from the gasoline
[9:30 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Right
Its just strange that somebody would accidentaly put that in the report..
[9:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think it was added in later
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I just realized there was three Yuri's in that group
[9:37 AM] 
"I dunno, Igor.  I've had a bad premonition about this trip all week.  Something is wrong." 
"Like what, Zinaida?" 
"WE ARE YURI?"
"I dunno...It's just an impression.  Like one of us is...abnormal or something."
"WE ARE YURI?"
"You suspect one of us is behind all the...weird stuff?"
"WE ARE YURI."
"I agree with the Yuri's...there's nothing wrong, we just need to stick together and get through tonight."
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
So something compelled them *all* to leave the tent en mass in the middle of the night, unclothed
It'd be weird if it was only a few that went nyuts.. because the sane ones would've stayed behind.
But they all seemingly panicked and ran out into the snow then got lost and all died.
Some seemed like they were trying to get back to the tent before they died
[9:39 AM]
Nyet! They were nyot nyuts.
[9:39 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
They were all hopped up on the devils lettuce
[9:39 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
It definitely was  not salubrious of them
[9:40 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
why did they have no clothes on?  Wasnt it cold in those tents?
[9:40 AM] 
Late stage hypothermia - Feeling overheated
[9:41 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
All the blood moves to organs then in the last stage rushes out through extremities
[9:41 AM] 
"Russian investigators also found that a few were holding poker hands, and most of the clothes were in a pile in the middle of the bodies."
[9:41 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think they had on long johns and such
they were dressed warm but weren't dressed for the outdoors
also some of them were less clothed because they died and the others took their clothes off and put it on themselves
So the mystery is what caused them *all* to panic and run out, and then not make it back.
They were experienced hikers so they would've understood the risks of running out without proper gear
[9:45 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Right probably a bear
lol
[9:45 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
no tracks
[9:45 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Bearalanche
new movie for SciFy
"Bearalanche: The Story of the Dyatlov Pass"
The bear creates avalanches to diorient his victmes and cover up his tracks
[9:50 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i read about a guy who was hired to protect an early detection site in alaska from polar bears.  i guess those bears are lethal hunters who will legitimately stalk you for weeks
[9:50 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
it wasn't really an avalanch-y area
the Ural mountains are like the Appalachians
[9:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Then it was a frostbear with powers of cold
[9:56 AM] 
And an ancient Indian flying machine
[9:57 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Or Yuri caught Yuri with Zinaida and the other Yuri was on the one Yuri's side and they attacked Yuri and everybody else got involved
They should make Dyatlov Pass Incident into a soap opera
[10:00 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Ice opera
[10:01 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Zinaida "Yuri, I just don't know what to do about Yuri"
haha
I can't get off this three Yuri's thing
[10:03 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The Three Yuris
[10:03 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
My Three Yuris
Three Yuris and a Baby 
[10:04 AM] 
"Yuri'n big trouble if you go out there."
"Yuri'n big trouble if you try to stop me!"
"Yuri'n-sane!  All of you...ri!"
[10:05 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Maybe there really was a Yuri power struggle
[10:06 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I was thinking that
Although Igor was in charge
And that's when Yuri stood up and shouted 'there can only be one'!”
[10:07 AM] 
Two Yuris decapitated, the rest of the group electrocuted, the third Yuri frozen in place looking like this: http://www.engdynasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Highlander-quickening.jpg



[1:00 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Uh oh, meeting with the boss tomorrow at noon
They fire people on Fridays
[1:00 PM] 
The Cure's "Friday I'm Unemployed"
[1:02 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
haha
nope any day
they don't care what day if the employee is realy bad
[1:03 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
no i have another job
"less employed"
[1:06 PM] 
Well as a general thing
My last day working Hoss's way back was a Friday night special.
Unfortunately for the manager I walked in and one of the guys said "Oh, I thought you got fired."
[1:07 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
lol
[1:08 PM] 
Figured out the "keep him through the busiest night of the week" scam and about 10 mins later we were yelling at each other about what an asshole he was in his office for about 40 minutes.
I got the couple hundred bucks of "guaranteed raise" he'd never made good on when i agreed to come back when he'd begged...cash from his wallet...and was gone.
"I really miss the general manager before you.  He wasn't a useless lying ignorant pig."
...anyway...a good and bad day.
I'm sure the customers could hear
[1:13 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Fridays are always firing day
[1:13 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
thats what i thought too
i dont remember if Ty was on a friday
[1:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Harry's demotion was a Friday
I've never been fired from anywhere.. this is my only job
[1:15 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
This would be my first firing
[1:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
usually though, they don't tell you about the meeting to fire you a day beforehand
At least i wouldn't
It's usually "hey get up you have a meeting right now"
[1:17 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
oh ok
[1:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Why give someone 24 hours to stew or even do something nefarious
[1:19 PM] 
(McGreen's meeting) "We asked you in to offer you this bar of gold if you'll stay."
[1:19 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Money couldnt keep me at this point
Later fellas!”
[1:43 PM] 
Silly man
A gold bar is worth about $520,000 currently
I'd stay on for a gold bar
Kinda makes James Bomb look more awesome with him keeping his grip on two bars of gold and swinging up trying to break open the locked nuke lid at the end of Goldfinger.
Bond
[1:57 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah they're like 27 lbs. each apparently
12 kilos
[1:57 PM] 
And they don't come with handles
[1:58 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
"The name's Bomb... James Bomb."

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