Tuesday, January 1, 2019

489 - The Magic of Bullet Bras and Thunder Domes

[2:56 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The Dutch aren't as good with water as they like to pretend
[3:20 PM] 
"These areas of the Netherlands are great for temporary development!"
I can't imagine actually trying to surround the US coast with dikes...but it's fun to picture. 
"Where's all the dirt for this coming from?"
"We dug out a lot of central Kansas."
"Isn't that kind of bad for the residents?"
"Well...they have features to look at now, and honestly...they live in Kansas...F em."
"Wyoming had a lower population, though." 
"Yes, but there were nice things to look at there."
Heh. Is saw you starting to type.
("Mr. Blue is going to defend Kansas.")
Then you stopped
[3:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I was just gonna mention something about removing the tops of mountains in WV to build dikes.
[3:35 PM] 
("Maybe he couldn't.")
[3:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Ok, I couldn't work anything out for Kansas.
[3:36 PM] 
:)



[3:13 PM] 
Oh...”Ernest Scared Stupid”
Remember the Mrs.-Silver-is-a-West-African-Spontaneous-Witch "Peewee's Big Adventure" incident?
[3:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
no
[3:32 PM] 
She wished it had a big crack when I rented it...and it did.
[3:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Ohhh yes. LOL
[3:32 PM] 
Somehow that one still played. 
Ernest, on the other hand...
Pristine disk surface on it...
Put it in - "Unable to play this media"
Replace. Replace. Wipe. Replace
"Unable to play this media"
Put it in the PC
Didn't recognize...
Didn't recognize...
Third try it IDs "Ernest Scared Stupid".
Hit Play.
Locked up the whole PC.
[3:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
[3:34 PM] 
I was livid by this point.
[3:35 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The specter of Ernest now haunts your HD
[3:35 PM] 
(Mrs. Silver) "I didn't do it."
"Just because you protest so hard you don't want to watch something, it doesn't mean you have to DO this stuff."
"I didn't!  It HAS to be scratched."
"Look...There are fingerprints of love all over the back but this disc is perfect."
"Well..."
So we take it back.
I explain to the attendant
The girl opens the cover, takes disc out and looks: "Oh!  It's scratched.  Want me to polish it?"
(Whip a glare at Mrs. Silver)
"What?"
[3:38 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
She magically scratched it.
[3:40 PM] 
Yup. 
 Every time I looked it was clean...
"Scratched" by time it was back at the video store 10 minutes later.



[7:59 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I'm predicting my end of days at Katzenjammer
If my staff meeting goes well on Thursday, Monday may be the start of my last week
[8:01 AM] 
Heh...I can't see/hear that word combo without thinking of Arnold in that movie.
[8:02 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
if i recall, his buddy in that movie was tom arnold
nope, kevin pollak
i dont want to be around for reviews, mine cant possibly be good
[8:04 AM] 
I remember leaving the theater... "So what did you think?"
(me with bad Arnold accent) "Help!  The Dev-ill is Ahftah meeee!"
[8:04 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
lol
[8:05 AM] 
Hear it/say it. Every time.
So you think you can tank an exit interview?
And frankly, Mr. McGreen...based on these reports, the stats, and your behavior during these proceedings, I'm afraid you can't leave.
[8:06 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I'll probably give them a week because i dont know that i could do a full two weeks - they need me on at my other place
[8:26 AM] 
"Unfortunately, we have 2 reps wanting to quit...so it's time for another edition of Thunderdome!"
(Staff chanting) “Two reps enter! One can leave! Two reps enter! One can leave!”
So you suppose they have a supply of big heads in Bartertown like that, ready for everyone that spins Gulag?
[8:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Is that from Beyond Thunderdome?
[8:32 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
yeah i dont recognize that
[8:32 AM] 
Yes
[8:33 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Granted i watched Thunderdome just once
[8:33 AM] 
He refused to kill Blaster in the dome and he got a random penalty
No specifics mentioned, but Gulag is apparently: “Get kicked out into the wasteland on a horse than can last a couple days, blindfolded and backwards so you can never find your way back.”
[8:35 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
With a big mask thing put on you
[8:35 AM] 
"Child-filled Eden optional"
I never woulda left that oasis, myself. 
(Kids in a panic) "All the headstrong idiots left the only paradise left on earth last night to look for Tomorrowmorrow Land, Captain Walker!!!"
"More for us then."  (goes back to sleep)



[12:10 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i liked the animated batman in the 90s
I probably first started with reruns of the adam west show.. then tim burton's batman, then the animated series
[12:10 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
yep
thats how i went
[12:10 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i was animated series first
[12:11 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
comics? never
[12:16 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
not complaning about bat girl though, costume wise
lol
[12:17 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i too, like to carry an ample supply of shark repellant with me in my belt
[12:18 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
the joker with a mustash is always awsome
he is so crazy he grew a mustash then paints over it
lol
[12:21 PM] 
Must...ash...?
And yes, Yvonne Craig as Batgirl was yummy
Julie Newmar's Catwoman too
[12:22 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
all the pictures of her clothed have the pointy breasts
[12:22 PM] 
Which?
[12:22 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Craig
[12:22 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
bra style of the time
[12:23 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
nah, im sure their breasts grew pointed like that
[12:23 PM] 
"All the pictures of her clothed" implies things, Mr. McGreen
Heh
[12:23 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
lol, the others were bikinis and such
[12:24 PM] 
"and such" implies MORE things, Mr. McGreen



[2:34 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I have been published in a book somwhere poetry
you know cause i'm a word smith
lol
it was an online thing so may not have made it to the book though
[2:36 PM] 
"Engish Speling" An pome By mr. Brown
:P
[2:37 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
twats tha naught
bifor chirstmis
 [2:56 PM] 
That is the finest "Twas" opener I've seen in years, Mr. Brown
Bravo!

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