Sunday, December 30, 2018

487 - The Reason Jerry Lewis Couldn't Say "Fuck" On TV's "The Love Boat"

[2:20 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I remember going through a little town in Colorado with a sign that said
"[Town Name].  We like it here."
I forget the name but it was between Colorado Springs and the Kansas border
[2:21 PM] 
Hehe
"Rotten Egg Enema Kansas (Pop 12) - We Like It Here"
Makes one wonder why the town council decided that was necessary.
Is there a wiki out there somewhere, explaining?
[2:24 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I'm trying to find the sign
There aren't many towns between the border and Colorado Springs
I think it was Simla, but I'm not seeing the signs on Google street view
This was 20 years ago. Maybe they took them down
They were big and hand painted and I remember looking for one facing the other way when we left the town to make sure I read it right, and it was there.
[3:03 PM] 
Heh
Like a Lovecraft town - try as you might you could never find the place again.
[3:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Maybe put on the reverse of the sign: "Simla: Your body may leave but your soul stays forever."
[3:24 PM] 
LOL



[10:03 AM] 
Client on DOUBLE-DEE LN
[10:03 AM Mr. Blue]
"We're located near the intersection of Big Gazongas St."



[9:54 AM] 
Tom K "I wouldn't go to a retail store to get electronics."
What kinda store would he go to?
[9:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Dino on the corner has some good electronics.”
[9:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"I gotta guy"
He goes to "Sabra Price is Right"
[9:56 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
He goes to hairy Armenians in an alley
[9:56 AM] 
Hehe
[9:56 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
"Look, Windows 6, is good!"
[9:58 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Finally someone besides Mr. Silver and me that's seen 90s SNL episodes
[9:57 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
You make bomb?”
Tom "Yeah sure whatever.”
This is free then.”
[9:57 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"It's just I never heard of a Palsonic router before."
"Has Linksys guts!"
[9:58 AM] 
"How much you say for X-Box computer, bring internet right over air?  (Displaying Atari 2600)  How much?"
"Uh...$15?" 
"(considers) Ho-k.  (bell rings) Pay my cousin."
"What?"
"You say $15...ho-k for advance computer.  You pay."
"I thought this was a game show."
"Come on come on come on...out!  Next game!"
A funny enough sketch to just fake episodes forever...hehe
[10:05 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I wasn't sure what the hell they were supposed to be. Israelis?
[10:07 AM] 
According to the one thing I'm looking at, Israeli
Maybe because they say where it's happening? 
Live from 47th Street between Broadway and 6th Avenue”
Sabra (Hebrewצברtzabar) is an informal-turned-formal term that refers to any Jew born on Israeli territory.
[10:11 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Deesco deesco deesco



[2:43 PM] 
Horror just has to horrify
[2:58 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah
[3:04 PM] 
I watched Jerry Lewis's "The Nutty Professor" over the weekend.  Wasn't scary, WAS funny, but it was a "horror" movie. 
Buddy Love was a monster
Socially anyway.
By any modern analysis he was a psychotic and very obviously dangerous.
Back when it was new, it was hilarious.
Every film I've watched with him since he died so far has been surprising.
And disturbing
[3:15 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
[3:18 PM] 
Disorderly Orderly is hilarious.
But then he has these scenes where he is perfectly normal with an educated tone of voice describing his crushing mental block.
And if the pathos of that wasn't enough, they put in a complicated dysfunctional relationship thing.  Ugh. 
(me) "This is a comedy?  Our grandparents were f'd up."
[3:09 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Didn't he do the holocaust clown one
[3:09 PM] 
Yes
Never shown
[3:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It will be released in 2024 as per lewis's will or something
Seeing a use for him, the commandant assigns him to help load Jewish children on trains leading out of the internment camp, with the promise his case will be reviewed. By a twist of fate, he ends up accidentally accompanying the children on a boxcar train to Auschwitz, and he is eventually used, in Pied Piper fashion, to help lead the Jewish children to their deaths in the gas chamber.
Good Lord!
[3:19 PM] 
Yup
Whatever his intentions, thank God he realized what was gonna happen.
Steven Spielberg's "Bozos List"




[8:42 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I was just reminded of an old nickelodeon show from the 90s, called Space Cases
looks like it was nick's shot at a space opera
[8:42 AM] 
Didn't see much of it but I remember it
[8:42 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Doesn't ring a bell
[8:42 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Apparently george takei and mark hamill made appearances
[8:46 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
1997 was probably just after i stopped watching nickelodeon
[8:46 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i remember still watching power rangers in 95 so i likely was
[8:47 AM] 
I don't think I watched anything live action on it except “Pete and Pete”, which was brilliant.
Some of the cartoons were clever
Real Monsters and Rugrats (early episodes) I'd look in on.
[8:49 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I liked pete and pete, are you afraid of the dark, doug, rocko, salute your shorts, land of the lost, ren & stimpy, clarissa explains it all
[8:50 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
the only one of those i didnt like was ren and stimpy, too gross
pete and pete just never really watched
[9:00 AM] 
Oh yes...Rocko was great
I forgot “Ren & Stimpy” was Nick
Waaaaay back I was a "You Can't Do That on Television" watcher.
I read an article about that show...
Turns out, you kinda couldn't do what they did on television.
Up til then they showed pretty bland and safe little kid shows and cartoons. 
Then a bunch of smart-assed Canadian kids came along and turned Nickelodeon into what it is and has remained. 
And thank God for that!



[9:02 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I remember when they wouldn't say "shit" on TV
[9:02 AM] 
I remember when they wouldn't say “damn”. 
I remember the first time it happened and we were all surprised.
Well...first show we watched where it happened.
"The Love Boat" of all things.
Sweet, goody-good, cheerful Julie
She was trying to dry some clothes out on a line in her cabin and had trouble with a clothes pin.
"(frustrated) Damn..."
(Silver family) "Woah."
"The Love Boat" - such daredevils
Apparently, “Gone With The Wind” is why people started saying "damn" in regular conversation
It was a curse word about the same level as F-bombing.
Look at old editorial comics and such and they'd never spell it out.
You get a "D-" same as you might an "F-"
And then Rhett Butler said it – out loud! - to Scarlet O'Hara in the biggest slam in the biggest movie and everyone saw it!
Zow!
Upon consideration - by the writer of the article - if Rhett had told Scarlet he didn't give a fuck, it would have been the reverse and we'd still be grounding our kids for daring to utter the dreaded D-word and fuck would be passe.
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Frankly my dear [dubbed over] I love you. Let's get married.
[9:28 AM] 
"Frankly my dear I'm off to see the Winnibigoshish damn."
(that took a sad amount of research)
Was yours from "The Critic"? 
I remember an episode where he was criticizing Ted Turner for going beyond coloring B&W classics to changing the endings he didn't like. 
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Simpsons... The version they played for the nursing home

486 - We Debate The Quintessential Horror Film And Mr. Blue Thinks It's "Halloween"

[9:15 AM] 
Hey!  Good news!
[9:15 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
The Rapture, eh?
Well. Later, bitches.
[9:15 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I've been waiting to see this Nibiru
It sounds like a great planet to look at
LOL
[9:16 AM] 
The Rapture info say anything about God crashing a planet into Earth?
[9:17 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Not that I recall
[9:17 AM] 
I'm a little hazy on the text in that section.
[9:18 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I read about a potential Earth 2 last night
20 lightyears away
One side burnt to a crisp and the other an ice age but in the middle is "liveable"
But plants would be black and it would be constant sundown with red skies
[9:19 AM] 
"And the Chosen were flung into the ionosphere when God banked Nibiru off two cushions into the Earth and dropped the 7 ball in the side pocket."
"And the angel keeping score did hoot for the third time."
[9:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Isn't that Gliese 581c?
[9:20 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Yes
[9:21 AM] 
Chapter 12, verse 5, yes.
[9:21 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
LOL



[1:05 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Good question:  you make a friend who has never seen a horror movie... What's the first you show them?
[1:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Halloween, probably
[1:06 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Friday 13th
[1:06 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
The original Friday the 13th?
With his mommy?
Sorry *spoiler*
[1:06 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yes
Where Kevin Bacon gets killed
[1:07 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Kevin Bacon was in that? Hmm.  Never noticed
I still think The Exorcist is my favorite
Sooooo creepy
But I dont think it translates as well to, say, atheists
I feel like Psycho would be a good one
[1:08 PM] 
I did an analysis in here one day about how ridiculously impossible Bacon's death was in that movie, considering the space underneath, the reach-around needed, the length of an arrow and the strength required. It's on the blog.
[1:10 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Poltergeist is good too
[1:11 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Poltergeist feels more like a kids fantasy movie
[1:11 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
The Gate
[1:11 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Halloween is the quintessential horror film
Friday the 13th is a Halloween rip off
[1:11 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I think a couple films could challenge Halloween as the quintessential
[1:13 PM] 
Never seen a horror film?
(I had Malcolm watch Sleepy Hollow last night for his first, actually)
[1:14 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Yeah
Thats tougher to me than picking "your favorite"
Like what to start with? ...the embodiment of horror films...
[1:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It's Halloween
[1:14 PM] 
I never thought much of Halloween, honestly
[1:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
But it's still the quintessential horror film
It's had the most lasting influence and has been copied, parodied, ripped off the most
Like Rambo 2 isn't even the best Rambo, but it's the most “Rambo” of the Rambo films
[1:16 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Psycho, The Exorcist, The Omen, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre all came before Halloween and also had huge impacts on not only the genre, but film itself
I just dont think there's a quintessential to horror
Maybe not to any genre. IDK
[1:17 PM] 
Oh, no doubt Halloween is a cultural phenomenon
[1:17 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Oh yeah
[1:17 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Black Christmas
[1:17 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Its my personal favorite of those I listed
[1:17 PM] 
I like The Fog much better as a horror story though
But you can't really dress up as...fog...
(girl at party) "Ooo...you're an undead pirate on fire?"
"A guy with leprosy in the fog."
"Oh" (walks away)
[1:19 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
When you take out the slasher element, horror is pretty close to fantasy
[1:19 PM] 
The Omen I've always liked
[1:19 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
You could dress up as a guy from The Fog if you had a lot of dry ice
[1:19 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
That's not a bad idea
Mr. Silver, you have a pirate costume right?  Lets try it.
[1:20 PM] 
Compared to a painted Captain Kirk mask and machete, it's nothing
[1:20 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
You'd need the big hook, rubber cap and seaweed all over you
Psycho and The Omen aren't scary
[1:20 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I didnt claim they are, but I'd still say horror
[1:20 PM] 
"Halloween reveler passes out and dies from lack of oxygen.  Appears to have been dressed as an undead pirate on fire."
[1:21 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Great costume Mr. Silver! Would you like to come in?"
"Ahh I'll just stay on the porch all night and tap on the sliding door, thanks"
[1:21 PM] 
The Omen?
The kid himself basically does nothing but stare at the camera
[1:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I don't remember The Omen
[1:22 PM]
You just claimed it wasn't scary.  How would you know?
[1:22 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Its slow
[1:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
But I'd say Psycho is psychological, not horror
Maybe psychological horror
[1:23 PM] 
We could separate this topic into supernatural and psycho/thriller
Oh, and creature fear
The original Friday the 13th - at the reveal when I finally watched it - was great.
Soon as they went supernatural I started yawning
[1:25 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Jason, as we know him, didn't show up until 3
By then they were onto 3D gimmicks
[1:26 PM] 
I liked Nightmare on Elm Street for the innovation and extraordinary success
[1:26 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I like the effects in that
[1:26 PM] 
But I didn't think it came into it's own until 3
[1:26 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Nicely captured dreamlike states
[1:26 PM] 
The entirety of #1 could be argued as she was having a dream
[1:26 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 felt like an 80s teen movie
[1:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
That was the gay one?
[1:27 PM] 
2 was so meh I never watched it again.
[1:27 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Yeah
[1:27 PM] 
"Way to mess up an idea and ruin a franchise, guys"
People were horrified by Jaws.  I only really watch the second half usually.
Eh...fish attacks.  I liked the hunt.
[1:29 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I actually liked that more than I thought I would
[1:31 PM] 
Jaws?
[1:31 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Jaws is one of my favorites
[1:31 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Yeah, Jaws
I heard that trilogy gets aaaaaaawfull
Like a telekinetic shark
[1:32 PM] 
Yup
Well...telepathic and after a particular family
[1:33 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
That's the 4th one
2nd one is mediocre, 3rd is 3d and it's bad, 4th they bring back Brody's wife and the shark starts killing her family
I didn't think it was telepathic in 4, just intelligent
Been a while though. I don't even remember Michael Caine being in it
I don't even consider Jaws horror
[1:52 PM] 
Creature fear film
One of the better ones.
Defining horror is tough in general
"The Black Cat" is horrifying in its way and a 4-star classic.  I got too bored to finish.
"The Shining" is a supernatural/psychological horror classic, but it doesn't exactly rush to get going.
"Alien" is sci-fi horror, as is "The Thing"
But they're just predators doing their thing...just happens to be against humans
People wouldn't call Ghost in the Darkness horror since it's just predators doing their thing too.  If the lions were from space hunting people then....
Oh wait...that's "Predator"...
:P
[1:57 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Jaws is just maybe a 'monster' movie
Not that scary... just stay out of the water and you're fine
I think horror needs to have some element of "oh shit that could happen to me"