[10:15
AM] Mr. Brown:
Client
last name: SWORD
King
"Bring me my sword. Thank you. From now on your family will be
known as Sword."
[10:25
AM]
(Ellis
Island official) "Ok...nice looking family... Name?"
"Shit"
"Ex-cuse
me?"
"(broken)
Vee are...Shits. Shit Family.
Meester...Meesus...Boys...girl. All Shits."
"Ah...um...
Welcome to America, Mr. and Mrs. ... 'S-Word'. Take this to window
4."
"Ess-Woord?"
"You'll
understand in a few days. Next?"
[12:22
PM] Ms. Rose:
Tracy:
"Solar outages happen mostly during the day--because that's when
the sun is out!"
(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
There's
a reason they're not called "Moon Outages."
[12:23
PM] Mr. Brown:
Well
the sun is always out, we just don't see it perspective wise
[12:23
PM] Ms. Rose:
OMG,
just stop.
:P
[12:24
PM] Mr. Brown:
Also
a solar interference can happen at any time if a large enough flare
comes off the sun.
[12:25
PM] Mr. Blue:
It's
only night time because the dark side of the sun is facing us
[12:25
PM] Mr. Brown:
DARK
SIDE OF THE SUN
Pink
Floyds new album
[12:25
PM] Ms. Rose:
"The B.S.
Dark Side of the Moon, man!" *puff puff pass*
Tori
Amos has a song called 'Dark Side of the Sun'. She's quite clever.
[12:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
Moon doesn't have a dark side either, the Sun hits all of it
[12:27
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
[12:44
PM] Ms. Rose:
Elon
Musk is sending a few lucky(?) people around the moon next year.
[12:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
"*cchhrrk!*
Folks, this is your captain speaking... There's some... uhh...
weather on the Moon so we're being diverted to Mars instead. Our new
ETA is... 4 years and 8 months."
[12:46
PM] Ms. Rose:
"The
Sea of Tranquility is producing some not-so-tranquil waves of moon
dust. Stand by..."
[12:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
Supposedly,
back in the day, people saw colors on the Moon
Like
in the Victorian era? It was a big thing - people saw clouds of neon
stuff
And
then someone convinced half the world that there were bat-people on
the Moon living in caves
[12:48
PM]
Yup
And
canals on Mars
[12:49
PM] Mr. Blue:
A
hyper-advanced Martian race that couldn't dig a canal in a straight
line
[12:50
PM] Ms. Rose:
Pretty
amazing, considering it's a scientific fact that the Moon is made of
cheese.
[12:50
PM]
(Musk)
"And so, as we send you off on the most crushingly boring and
uncomfortable 7 days of your entire lives, I'd like to thank our
intrepid tourists for all this money. Try to stay sane!"
[12:51
PM] Ms. Rose:
"And
you'll all be awarded with a Tesla car when/if you get back."
[12:51
PM] Mr. Blue:
If
there were bat people on the Moon... I might wanna go.
[12:52
PM] Ms. Rose:
Just
so long as there's not that thing you posted a pic of earlier, Mr.
Blue.
[12:53
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
can see colors showing up on the Moon. All kinds of space stuff
happening
[12:53
PM]
NASA's
“Department of Space Stuff”
[12:54
PM] Mr. Blue:
Probably
just everybody's' corsets were strung too tight and they were seeing
things
[12:58
PM]
"You're
sure you see no colors, Fortesque?"
"Nay,
Cholmondeley!"
"You
need to relax - have another shot of laudanum."
[12:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
heheh
[12:58
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
still wondering why we would not go back to the Moon now with more
advanced stuff, like even with a rover
I'm
pretty sure there is stuff we could do there or discover still
Looks
like they shifted gears to study space more than the Moon
[12:59
PM] Mr. Blue:
We
could place a hardboiled egg on the surface of the Moon
[12:59
PM] Mr. Brown:
Launch
a potato at the Moon
[12:59
PM]
NASA's
“Department of Space Stuff”: Do and Discover Stuff Division
[1:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
Do
a bunch of firsts before the Chinese or Russians get there
[1:00
PM]
Gasp!
WE
could put the first Russian and Chinese on the Moon! BEFORE
THEY DO!
[1:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
Nice!
First
piss on the Moon, first nap on the Moon, first air guitar solo on the
Moon
[1:01
PM] Ms. Rose:
First
"woman problems" on the Moon...
[1:01
PM]
Hehe
I'm
sure those men up there had probl- ... oh... that...
[1:01
PM] Ms. Rose:
Tampons
in SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
[1:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
Break
a bunch of weightlifting records up there - world record bench
press...13,055 lbs.
[1:03
PM] Mr. Brown:
Longest
home run - still going
[1:14
PM]
First
"moon" on the Moon
[1:20
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
guessing they feel they know everything there is to know about the
Moon, otherwise we would still be going there
[1:21
PM]
We
could speculate reasons.
The
Moon, for instance, has a tremendous advantage as an interim
launching stage for longer trips
But
You
have to get stuff there first
[1:22
PM] Mr. Brown:
Just
start shooting stuff up there. See what sticks
[1:23
PM]
They
were all excited about it as a source of fusion fuel...but how the
heck do you extract it and send it back...and that only if we ever build a
practical fusion reactor.
There's
also a minor problem of, you know, lethal radiation exposure
The
Moon is not only short a magnetosphere, it doesn't even have an
atmosphere that can do a half-assed job.
[1:27
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah.
They were gonna mine Helium 3
I'm
not sure whatever happened with that
[1:32
PM]
(Spaceman
in overalls with pick and big cowboy hat...tiny bottle marked HE3)
[1:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[1:33
PM]
(Assay
rep takes it, puts on scale) "Well...it weighs less now.
So you owe us about $500000"
Somehow
I don't think we'll need Moon Helium for a while.
[2:44
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
always feel bad 'cause I don't finish all my food at a restaurant, but
Mrs Brown does.
I
used to finish my food and pick off everybody else's plates for the
longest time, then something changed.
[2:47
PM]
They
started smacking your hand?
[2:47
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'll
eat anything and everything. Portions are just a detail
[2:51
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
starting to find things that don't agree with me
I
would always sit there and look at them and say “you gonna finish
that?”
[2:51
PM]
Despite
my conscious awareness, and the learned lessons of my diet, I still
will eat stuff I know isn't a good idea
[2:52
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
agree with Mr. Blue. Just eat it all. Eff health.
“Rose
Eats World”. That's my new band name.
[2:53
PM]
Mrs.
Silver bought a scale.
I
put it down the first time...stood on it...my first weighing in a
couple years.
"Augh!"
"What?!?!"
"I
weigh like 204 pounds!!!"
(tried
it again)
"Better...I'm
actually only about 5 more than last time. Stupid scale."
I
still weigh too much, but I'm addicted to cheeses, indulge in
sausage, and could do with less 'cohol (which I have pared down quite
a lot)
[2:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
There's
a balance between health and actually enjoying life
[2:58
PM]
Yes
[2:59
PM] Mr. Blue:
You
can eat brown rice and kale for your life and maybe live to be
100...but why would you want to?
[2:59
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
enjoy life, and eating everything in it. (rofl)
[2:59
PM]
A
friend of mine in high school was big into exercise and lifting.
Then
one day he got into a college health education program, started
really learning the subject, and realized he was spending so much
time on his lifestyle for so little gain that it was pointless.
So
he became a sculptor instead and has the build of a little French
artist now
[3:00
PM] Ms. Rose:
I'm
pretty sure I weigh as much as you 3 dudes combined. Because that's
incredibly sexy. *gun to head*
[3:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm
195
[3:02
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
like 187
[3:05
PM]
189-ish,
according to the a-hole scale.
(Step
on...flashes... talks) "I dunno...somewhere between 185
and 210, lard butt."
[3:05
PM] Ms. Rose:
Little
waifs.
I
think each of my butt cheeks weigh as much as yinz. :P
I
got down to 127 once. Size 6, bitches! *drops mic*
(No, she's not even very big - Mr. Silver)
[3:08
PM]
We
will all be prized as food when the apocalypse comes
Makes
one feel wanted, doesn't it?
[3:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
We'll
be game to be hunted when automation takes over
[3:10
PM]
(Barbarian
goon in tire armor, covered in scalps, pinching Mr. Brown's flanks
with a body fat caliper) "This one will keep for 2 months, if
watered. Put him in the larder."
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