[2:16
PM] Ms. Rose:
Do
we think this would work?
I'm
asking more for like snow and hard ice, rather than a thin layer of
frost. Does it screw up anything about your car/paint?
[2:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
guess if it's the very specific kind of ice shown in the video...
thin
[2:17
PM] Ms. Rose:
Ah.
Figured.
[2:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
Alcohol
wouldn't screw up anything, I just think you'd need more than a spray
bottle if there's a lot of ice or snow build up
[2:17
PM] Ms. Rose:
Fire
hose! LOL
As
I am the first one up and downstairs, I am the one who has to start
the car every morning.
[2:18
PM] Mr. Blue:
There's
nothing more satisfying than scraping ice after the vents have been
blasting on it for a little bit
Its
like a creme brulee
[2:19
PM] Ms. Rose:
That
is oddly satisfying. Also, when the sun hits and it starts to slide
down in stripey chunks on the back window.
[2:18
PM] Mr. Silver:
Enough
alcohol to do thick ice would make a nice "stay in and relax"
drink.
[2:19
PM] Ms. Rose:
Excellent
point, Silver.
[2:20
PM] Mr. Silver:
"H-h'lo?
I've gone be late t'day. I'm … … treatin' my, my icy
w-windshield."
[2:20
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
was going to get Mr. Oleo a remote starter installed for Christmas
(gift for me, in disguise). But I read horror stories about his
particular year/model and decided against it.
Like
- "I went to start my car and accidentally pressed the 'explode
and catch fire' button."
[2:21
PM] Mr. Silver:
(Consumer
Reports Assessment) "Tendency to automatically start at around
3am and come into your house and move your things around, then over
time start killing pets, and eventually will try to get in your bed
with you."
[2:21
PM] Ms. Rose:
Hahahaha!
[12:59
PM] Mr. Silver:
Just
learn to make the damned stuff...
“Woo!
Make it FAST!”
Except
the bloody rice is the part that takes a long time.
Someone
invent an automatic sushi rice cooker
[1:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
the rice is the pain
You
should be able to just dump the raw ingredients in one end... and
sushi spits out the other
[1:01
PM] Mr. Silver:
Love
the instructions too.
"Just
line the tube with rice!”
(“FU”)
“And
put the toppings in the middle!”
(“FU”)
“Push
it out onto the nori!”
(FFFFF...UUUUUUU!!!!!!!)
[1:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
that's BS
Like
a big Wonka contraption to do something simple
[1:02
PM] Mr. Silver:
The
“Grand Waste of Time Sushi Machine”.
I
could assemble 4-6 rolls before you could "line the tube",
and I suck at it.
[1:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
Too
bad Japan has a strong economy
If
they were poor like Mexico we could have sushi trucks
[1:06
PM] Mr. Silver:
Now
I want maki...
I
am immediately drawn to trust the gourmet quality from a "Fishlips"
truck.
[2:27
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
seriously cannot handle being therapist for any more chicks in this
place.
Subject
1 slept with the fiancé of Subject 2.
Both
ask me, "What should I do to get over him?!"
Subject
3 is like, "I can't handle these two anymore. What should I do?"
Subject
4 hates 1, 2.
Subject
3 just wants to be recognized for being an individual and "What
should I do?"
I
am about to book a conference room and put some weapons in there and
just let them figure it out.
I'm
currently in negotiations with ABC to buy the rights.
[2:33
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Ladies?
Thunderdome."
[2:33
PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
This
is all my fault, for wanting social interaction.
[2:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
Someone
from here slept with a coworker's fiancé?
[2:34
PM] Ms. Rose:
Welcome
to Katzenjammer Lady Land.
[2:34
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Well
girls, here is what I suggest... (hand copper scrubbers to each and a
gallon of white vinegar) Where does he live?”
[2:35
PM] Mr. Blue:
Did
it happen long ago or recently? Like while they were their fiancé?
[2:35
PM] Ms. Rose:
Less
than 6 months ago.
It
doesn't effing matter. I am not equipped for this crap. I'm not on
Facebook, I don't text anymore. *builds very high brick wall around
cube*
I
would like to have a friend. Single. Friend. Other than Mr. Oleo. But
if this is what it's like, then I'm fine with my cats.
[2:38
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
have 4 more postcards to send today.
Are
yinz ready to help me with a response to whichever international
person I get?
[2:39
PM] Mr. Silver:
(Devil)
Always
ready...
If
they ask where you come from, please refer to Baby Annabel's
description
(Here
– Go down to the second set of quotes – Mr. Silver.)
[2:47
PM] Ms. Rose:
First
batter. Voitulevich AnnBELARUS
What
shall we say to Ann?
She
says in her profile that she likes cats, so I'll give her a cat
postcard instead of a Pittsburgh scene.
[2:48
PM] Mr. Silver:
"I
love cats too! Here is my favorite recipe!"
[2:49
PM] Ms. Rose:
"Dear
Anna. I am writing this at work, in my dead-end job, in the magical
US of A. There is no hope. I like Harry Potter, too. ... P.S. Here is
a picture of a cat."
[2:51
PM] Mr. Blue:
A
young woman's strange erotic journey from McKeesport to Minsk
[2:52
PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)
[2:52
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Dear
Anna, Your correspondence has been intercepted. Do not leave
your neighborhood until contacted and your case is reviewed. Enjoy
this government cat picture."
[2:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
She's
a cutie
[2:55
PM] Mr. Silver:
You
looked her up, eh?
"My
good friend Mr. Blue is now cyberstalking you, but he isn't planning
to head to Belarus until after he follows around another girl the western USA"
[2:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
Germany, Belorussians are called White Russians
Weissrussen
[3:00
PM] Mr. Silver:
"We're
known as bela Russians...meaning we're the Russians who are pretty to
look at."
They
the Norse that took over when the Slavs asked them too? Never
really looked.
[3:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
Dunno
[3:05
PM] Ms. Rose:
Done
with Ann. Next batter...
Katuscia
De Min
GERMANY
GERMANY
(My
last postcard to Germany took more than 2 months. Bleargh.)
“My
name is Katuscia but my friends and you can call me Katu.”
She
says she loves "only sport ICE HOCKEY!"
So I said "Let's
Go PENS." :P
[3:16
PM] Mr. Blue:
That's
a neat first name
Tell
her we love her pretzels
[3:20
PM] Ms. Rose:
Next
batter...
Ohhh!
Good one!
Sandra Manteca
SPAIN
Sandra Manteca
SPAIN
Sandra
says she loves "landscapes." So I'm torn between my very
last postcard of the Duquesne Incline, or a very general sort-of ugly
night-time pic of Pittsburgh.
[3:22
PM] Mr. Silver:
They
make an ugly night picture of Pittsburgh? Where was it shot
from?
[3:22
PM] Ms. Rose:
My
cell phone.
(Kidding.)
[3:22
PM] Mr. Silver:
I'd
rather look at it in the dark.
[3:22
PM] Ms. Rose:
It's
the crappiest pic of Pittsburgh I've ever seen. Which explains why
the postcards were on clearance.
[3:23
PM] Mr. Silver:
"You
want our 'I hate the Burgh!” section, ma'am. This way
please."
Love
the dead sticks, muck and brown algae in row two.
(Next day... - Mr. Silver)
[12:01
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
already have 3 new postcards to send today. (You remember Belarus,
Germany, and Spain from yesterday.) Just now, my postcard to Hong
Kong made it there. So now I have one more to send. May as well get
this done before I go to the post office on lunch.
We
got:
Sari Makinen
FINLAND
Sari Makinen
FINLAND
YAY!
[12:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
wonder if she has "the Finnish look"
[12:20
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Hello
Sari! Enjoy this picture of our incline, and please take care
not to damage the microdot with the requested information on the
wheel next to the wildflowers."
[12:20
PM] Ms. Rose:
:O
(rofl)
[12:21
PM] Mr. Silver:
"All
the needed materials for the device and instructions are included,
plus a description of the embassy target and his last known
residence."
"I
love Pittsburgh! Go Pens and the revolution!"
[12:27
PM] Ms. Rose:
"Greetings
to you, future Pittsburgh colony, in whatever place you live..."
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