[12/22
1:47 PM] Mr. Brown:
I
watched "Kill Me Three Times” last night
[12/22
1:57 PM] Mr. Silver:
"James
Bond returns from 'You Only Live Twice' for 'Kill Me Three Times'.
Next summer, Bond will be back in 'Just DIE God Dammit!'."
[12/22
1:57 PM] Ms. Rose:
LOL
[12/22
1:57 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
It
does kinda sound like a James Bond name to a story
[12/22
1:59 PM] Mr. Blue:
Never
Say Never Again III
[12/22
2:00 PM] Ms. Rose:
I
Know What You Did Last Summer, And the Spring Before That, and Pretty
Much All of Last Year IV
[12/22
2:03 PM] Mr. Silver:
Then
there's the popular direct to DVD "I Don't Care What You Did
Last Summer"
[12/22
2:04 PM] Ms. Rose:
LOL
[12/22
2:06 PM] Mr. Brown:
The
Hit Man, The Hit Man Hits, The Hit Man Gets Paid, The Hit Man
Kills More People
[12/22
2:08 PM] Mr. Silver:
The
Miss Man
"Aren't
you a little bald and macho for a chick?"
(BLAM!!!)
"You're MEAN!"
[12/22
2:10 PM] Mr. Brown:
Austin
Powers In: Just Pay Me Already
[12/22
2:11 PM] Ms. Rose:
HA!
[12/22
2:11 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Do
I make me money, baby? Do I? Do I? Do I make me
money?"
"Yeahhhh
baby!"
[12/22
2:12 PM] Ms. Rose:
The
Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Bourne
in the USA, First-Bourne...
[12/22
2:13 PM] Mr. Brown:
First
Blood , Second Blood , Wow I Should Really Get a Band Aid
Mission
Impossible , Mission Impossible II, Mission Unlikely
[12/22
2:15 PM] Mr. Silver:
Mission
Improbable
[12/22
2:15 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
[12/22
2:31 PM] Mr. Silver:
Kick
Ass, Kick Ass 2, Kick a Third Ass, Kiss Ass
The
Avengers, The Avengers 2, The Avengers As Well, The Revengers
[12/22
2:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
Butterfly
Effect , Chrysalis Effect, Caterpillar Effect
[12/22
2:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
Egg
Effect
How
about:
Twilight,
TW: New Moon, TW: Eclipse, TW: Breaking Dawn, TW: Vernal Equinox, TW:
Quarter After 4
TW:
Breaking Wind
TW:
Neutrogena Shine Control Makeup
Honestly...they
never sleep...take a couple minutes to put on some foundation and
live somewhere sunny.
[12/22
2:45 PM] Ms. Rose:
Just
got back from lunch. LOL at these titles!
[12/22
2:45 PM] Mr. Silver:
“TW:
We Forgot About Them Sparkling During the Honeymoon in the Tropics”
That
was more an observation than a title...that's as much of that one as
I saw.
[12/24
8:33 AM] Mr. Silver:
"Mother
outraged as child temporarily exposed to ancient artform prettier and
less harmful than the magic markers the kids usually use"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3372806/Mother-outraged-daughter-7-given-henna-tattoos-school-multicultural-activity-week-Christmas.html
"Tammy
Samour was shocked to discover she could read about other cultures as
she looked up henna. And is terrified that her Christian faith is so
feeble that temporary brown dots and lines with no context will make
her daughter turn into a Hindu or Muslim."
[12/24
8:37 AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
Christianity
is so fragile
[12/24
8:38 AM] Mr. Silver:
One
cannot be slipped a faith like one is slipped a roofie.
"Did
you hear about Tammy? She went out without her cross last week
and caught Judaism!"
[12/24
8:47 AM] Mr. Blue:
Everybody
knows the only way to pick a faith is to be born into it and
conditioned from infancy
[12/24
9:00 AM] Mr. Brown:
Good
morning
Those
people make my faith look stupid.
Ma'am
your problem is not religion, you're just a bigot.
[12/24
9:01 AM] Mr. Silver:
Could
have sworn you said “good morning to those who made my faith look
stupid”.
[12/24
11:42 AM] Mr. Silver:
"The
document bearing the first use of the F word was independently
verified by a Dr. Phil McCracken...holder of the Seymour Butz Chair
for British Languages at Oxford. We attempted to reach the
professor by phone but the receptionist just laughed and hung up."
[12/24
11:46 AM] Ms. Rose:
ROFL
[12/24
11:46 AM] Mr. Blue:
Were
vikings ever Christian?
[12/24
11:47 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes
[12/24
11:47 AM] Ms. Rose:
Looks
like a blind person's cane pointing at the perverse nuns pic. Bone
braille.
[12/24
11:48 AM] Mr. Silver:
"Bodies
positioned to depict Y, M, C and A for unexplained reasons."
[12/24
11:49 AM] Ms. Rose:
HAHAHA
[12/24
11:50 AM] Mr. Silver:
The
nuns all look like they are laughing and having a fun conversation,
really...but considering their reputed hobby...
[12/24
11:51 AM] Ms. Rose:
I
always liked these type of pics.
https://www.google.com/search?q=nuns+having+fun&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=877&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3pIWw-vTJAhXIVT4KHVZgCJcQ_AUIBigB
[12/24
11:53 AM] Mr. Blue:
"Roger,
will you tell the court your address?"
"290
Gropecunt Lane"
“And
yet you maintain you knew what you were doing September 15th,
1310...”
Oops...
backstory for Ms. Rose https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane
[12/24
11:55 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes...backstory is appropriate.
(Englishman
holding slapped cheek in evident pain. Furious pretty girl.)
"You asked me what street to find the coffee shop, so I told
you!"
[12/24
12:00 PM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[12/24
11:56 AM] Ms. Rose:
WOW!
Hahahaha
[12/24
11:56 AM] Mr. Blue:
It's
a running gag for us
[12/24
11:56 AM] Mr. Silver:
Yes
[12/24
11:56 AM] Mr. Blue:
I
like that someone else gave this guy his last name
Maybe
that's where Mr. Barefoot got his name.
[12/24
11:56 AM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
[12/24
11:57 AM] Mr. Blue:
"Roger,
do you have a last name?"
"Not
presently."
"What's
your occupation?"
"I’m
a blacksmith."
"Alright,
well I’m going to call you Roger Doesntknowwherethevaginais."
":("
[12/24
12:06 PM] Mr. Silver:
As
far as outlaws go, it doesn't really roll like "Robin Hood".
Doesn't
say what he did to get his death mark...sad.
Both
theories suggest the sort of crimes...
(Bandit
Leader) "Hist! Let no goode gentile of this assembly move,
for we are armed and will tolerate no defiance! Roger!
Take the sack and collect the valuables!"
(Later at the hideout)
"Roger... I meant the silver and copper and jewelry...not their
lunches and shoes."
(Roger
F.) "Mr. Barefoot said he didn't have any shoes so he guv me
a handkerchief...it's a pretty red..."
(slap!)
(Back
at the trial of Roger F.)
(Prosecutor)
"And can you confirm for the court if the man in the dock is the
fellow who raped you?"
(Farm
girl) "Well it were 'ardly rape, lord. I mean, 'e broke
in on me, me mum and me sisters, but 'e 'adn't a mole's wink of a
clue what t' do."
I
wonder why I like writing ridiculous legal scenes so much.
Incompetent
or bizarre crimes too.
Remember
us all looking over ancient law codes and running across the fine for
cutting someone's “nose” with a “copper knife”?
All
other knives and targets implied legal
Hehe
We
spent a whole afternoon goofing on those things
[12/24
12:22 PM] Ms. Rose:
I
think that'd be a fun law job to have. Like some sort of legal
writing position, but only for really bizarre laws that only 0.001%
of the population will ever read.
[12/24
12:23 PM] Mr. Brown:
Burning-on-Sunday
laws are strange to me
Why
can't I burn what I want, when I want?
[12/24
12:24 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Sacrificial
animals under ecclesiastic supervision on a consecrated alter
only...no leaves."
[12/24
12:25 PM] Ms. Rose:
Because
the sun shines brighter on SUNday and thus burns up more of the
midichloronic isotope glutamites in the polluted burning air. DUH!
[12/24
12:26 PM] Mr. Silver:
I
think I read something on phys.org about that!
[12/29
12:12 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Cruz
Fans As Bonkers as Trump Fans" - (photo) Eye-less/soul-less Ted
Cruz supporter moans out all of favored candidate's virtues.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/cruz-supporters-are-just-as-bonkers-as-trumps-obama-ruined-our-country-ruined-christmas/
[12/29
12:18 PM] Mr. Silver:
"The
Mechanicsville, VA resident, with her devoid-of-all-hope spouse
(pictured, right) aspirated the incoherent groans of the undead in
response to our questions about presidential candidate Ted Cruz."
"She
was, by far, our best interview of the day; which explains the
brevity of this story and why half of it is devoted to a different
Cruz fan from last week."
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