[3:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
People
online were complaining that the drawings of humans on the Voyager
disk were too Caucasian/European looking.
[3:30
PM] Mr. Silver:
...Pioneer
plaques
Gold
skin... I see what they mean.
[3:30
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think cuz of the hair and facial features being European - thin nose,
straight hair, etc.
[3:31
PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes,
but tell the Mongolians to pay for the next one.
[3:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
I
assume Mongolians could care less... it was probably black people
that were complaining.
[3:32
PM] Mr. Silver:
(Pioneer
plaque project lead) "What physical characteristics should we
choose? We need to be thoughtful about this."
(Engineer)
"Uh...I already convinced Nelson's receptionist to pose nude
with me."
"Woah!
All in favor? (hands shoot up)"
[3:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Lets
give them a big afro, but a pointy nose and a little dick... cover
all the bases"
[3:32
PM] Mr. Brown:
“Five
arms, one leg, six eyes, and green.”
[3:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
There
was a conversation I saved from Twitter where some comedian dudes
were altering the people on the plaque.
They
gave the man Goku hair and big tits.
[3:36
PM] Mr. Silver:
They
did a bit on Earth messages to aliens on Big Bang Theory. The
last 2 minute gag was the one character describing Earth and the
being off-screen with tentacles commenting that the pink beings
looked delicious.
[3:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
[3:37
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
think it would be funny to give the worst description ever, so if
other life finds it they'll watch and go WTF?!
[3:39
PM] Mr. Silver:
Just
scenes of us smiling and waving and frolicking with strange creatures
from fantasy movies, and cuts to us blowing aliens to gooey steaming
piles. Back and forth. Then a final scene with a
photogenic family with flowers in one hand but loaded down with guns.
[11/27/2015
3:30 PM] Ms. Rose:
Saw
this clueless rant on FB
“My
complaint is that corner was obviously a trojan, since it used the
same picture as one of the “Hot Dates” sites. The picture is back
today, in different box on the page, and they tell me this is a
Sleep-Aid sold by Walgreens!”
“But
you know what? Previously I saw it was sold by CVS!”
[11/27/2015
3:23 PM] Mr. Silver:
So
that girl is a hot Russian date, huh?
[11/27/2015
3:30 PM] Ms. Rose:
It
kind of sounds like he's more upset that his favorite sleeping aid
now available at Walgreens instead of CVS. :P
[11/27/2015
3:31 PM] Mr. Silver:
"I
so look forward to evening when meet you! Please to ring at
lobby to buzz in, and please to bring me hairbrush for hair and nice
blouse."
[11/27/2015
3:31 PM] Ms. Rose:
Hahaha
[11/27/2015
3:32 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Also
I look forward to eating and what you call leftovers in dog bag."
...clearly
Russian Trojan Girl is not my ideal type...
(at
the restaurant)
"So
what do you do for a living Natasha?"
"I
am sleep aid for the CVS"
"You...are
a sleep aid?"
"Da."
"I
don't understand."
(1
hour of vapid conversation later)
"Zzzzzzz"
"Waiter
man? Bring czech please. (grabs wallet from date's pocket,
takes cash) There is card in here."
[11/30/2015
7:44 AM] Mr. Mustard:
Santa
Beware
!
http://wkrn.com/2015/11/30/suspected-burglar-dies-in-chimney-after-resident-lights-fire/
http://wkrn.com/2015/11/30/suspected-burglar-dies-in-chimney-after-resident-lights-fire/
[11/30/2015
7:45 AM] Mr. Silver:
“the
homeowner unknowingly lit a fire in the fireplace”
Holy
crap! The homeowner is a sleep fire-maker!
Late
at night, he rolls out of bed and collects newspaper, kindling and
logs...
Fortunately
he always picks the fireplace.
[11/30/2015
7:47 AM] Mr. Mustard:
Guess
fireplaces should include safety instructions: “Please check
to see if any one is in chimney before lighting!”
[11/30/2015
7:47 AM] Mr. Silver:
"Anyone
up there? Santa? Big Bad Wolf? Burglar?"
“Lt.
Brandon Pursell said Caldwell was responsive when firefighters
smashed the chimney to get him out, but when they got to the young
man he died.”
"Caldwell's
injuries were smoke inhalation, burns, and smashing."
I've
never actually seen a home chimney of a size I'd try, and that didn't
have a damper at the bottom making it nigh impossible to get through
anyway...and that's including when I was as undersized as a chimney
sweep out of the Victorian era and living in a huge house with a
giant chimney.
[11/30/2015
8:06 AM] Mr. Yellow:
Hmm.
I'm not sure I would have put the fire out right away.
“Hon?
What is all that screaming?”
“No
idea dear. I lit a fire and it seems the screaming is coming from
the chimney. I am sure it will stop soon enough.”
[11/30/2015
8:13 AM] Mr. Silver:
"Now
honey...remember last time and how the burglar cooked to the sides
and how hard it was to clean?"
"Oh...okaaaaay...."
[11/30/2015
8:15 AM] Mr. Yellow:
Yes,
I can see that.
[12/1/2015
7:22 AM] Mr. Silver:
So...you
watch "The Walking Dead"?
[12/1/2015
7:23 AM] Mr. Green:
No,
not really. Too much to catch up on. I started watching it from the
beginning, but was already like 3 or 4 seasons behind. I never went
back to it.
[12/1/2015
7:23 AM] Mr. Silver:
That's
what we're doing. You get through season 1?
[12/1/2015
7:24 AM] Mr. Green:
About
half, I think
[12/1/2015
7:31 AM] Mr. Silver:
K.
Good enough for this then.
I
have an issue with these people...
Heh
Episode
before last that we watched, the camp gets attacked by about a dozen or
so walkers in the early night hours and a bunch of people get killed.
I
hate to use the gamer cliche, but they clearly aren't gamers.
The
whole massacre could have been prevented with string...heavy cord or
rope preferably...and some empty cans.
[12/1/2015
7:44 AM] Mr. Green:
Yeah,
especially since they not the fast zombies, but the classic ones...
[12/1/2015
7:44 AM] Mr. Silver:
Walkers
are slightly more intelligent than the microbe that took the bodies
over. Their usual speed is about 1/4 mile an hour, and if they
bump into something, they simply turn, usually.
A
rope waist high is a wall vs. most of them.
Add
a no-effort alarm and you can get a warning clunk noise long before
they get near.
This
was a pack together and its obvious the people did something that
attracted them over, but even at a full speed shamble, the campers
could have been fortified and prepped long before they wandered in.
[12/1/2015
10:03 AM] Ms. Rose:
The
zombies heard Mr Silver's comment and figured out a way to get around
the cans. :P
[12/1/2015
10:08 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
PRIMARY
FINDING: "Zombies chewed string".
They'd be noisy too. A chipmunk sounds like an elephant, rustling through dead leaves in the dark.
[12/1/2015
10:11 AM] Ms. Rose:
And
now (TV service) might be losing AMC, so we'll NEVER FIND OUT HOW TO
STOP THEM!
[12/1/2015
10:24 AM] Mr. Silver:
(Cable
rep on phone) "Yes, I understand Walking Dead is your favorite
show, but the number of cadavers AMC is demanding we provide for
production is rather unreasonable, and there's only so many customers
we can kill before the losses stop balancing out."
[12/1/2015
10:26 AM] Ms. Rose:
Hahahaha!
OMG, that's brilliant.
"To
sign up for our FREE appearance on The Walking Dead offer, please reply with your blood
type, physical examination details, and a copy of your most recent
living will. To qualify, your account must be current with no
disconnects for non-payment within the last 6 months.”
[12/1/2015
10:34 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
[12/1/2015
2:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
Oh,
funny final “Walking Dead” thing from my walk to work, early in
the morning.
I
was walking in the dark down the street, thinking of the attack
scenario and how easily thwarted it should have been and etc...
And
I'm thinking how unlikely one of these slow stinky things could total
surprise someone, grabbing at a person out of the dark woods.
AND
SOMETHING GRABBED MY ELBOW - TOTALLY BY SURPRISE - OUT OF THE BUSHES
IN THE DARK!!!
Half
awake, dark, head full of attacking zombies, and my heart skips a
beat because I've been grabbed!
It
was a twig sticking out though a fence at the perfect height that
someone grabbing at your arm would target.
[12/1/2015
3:09 PM] Mr. Blue:
Hehe
[12/1/2015
3:10 PM] Mr. Silver:
"AUGH!
It's a ZOM...branch..."
[12/1/2015
3:12 PM] Ms. Rose:
Hahaha,
that's awesome. My heart would have dropped to my feet.
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