Mr.
Silver:
So
heard this one with disbelief this morning and had to look it up:
Mr.
Brown:
Hogwash
Mr.
Silver:
Pretty
big stretch
"We
fought non-white foreign people! So therefore..."
Mr.
Brown:
The
MIA on it stands for all MIA now and then.
Same
for the POW
Mr.
Silver:
Yup
Mr.
Brown:
I
never looked at it for any one specific war.
So
yeah that guy needs punched
Mr. Silver:
"I
wanna be in the news!"
We
might as well extrapolate out to how the USA flag is a symbol of
hate, because by this twit's logic, it definitely is.
"...and
to the republic, which massacred all those injuns and enslaved all
those Africans and exploited all them coolies and stuff...and the
wars and etc...one nation...who tried to kill off all the Mormons for
example...and..."
Ms.
Rose:
HA!
Mr.
Amethyst:
Anyone
have an anvil?
Mr.
Silver:
In my other pants.
I
thought you already had one.
Mr.
Amethyst:
I
have a small one
I
want a bigger one, this next check has little/no bills so I'm getting
the forge refined
Mr.
Silver:
I have
an ACME Anti-Roadrunner model
Only
used once
Mr.
Amethyst:
LOL
Mr.
Silver:
Turns
out the original owner didn't understand that "anti-roadrunner"
meant "can't harm roadrunners". He told me in the
hospital he didn't see the small print til too late.
(Here, for reference - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ApRYGvqZNI - Mr. Silver)
Mr.
Brown:
There
was an Amend sighting again - this time he is here in the city.
Ms.
Rose:
You're
obsessed, Mr. Brown.
Mr.
Brown:
Yes!
You would be too if he was running around near your home
originally.
Mr.
Silver:
"Amend
in the City" Starring Sarah Jessica Parker and her violent
boyfriend
Mr.
Amethyst:
You
know, I suspect they'll find Bigfoot first
Mr.
Silver:
Amend
IS Bigfoot
Mr.
Brown:
LOL!
Mr.
Amethyst:
That's
why, in a world of cameras, no one got his picture
Ms.
Rose:
I'm
telling you, he's just assimilated with the culture in and around
Butler and is blending in with the rest of the old, bald, fat,
shirtless population. Needle in a haystack...
Mr.
Blue:
I
am curious how a fat guy got from outside East Butler to The Island
in a couple days without being noticed?
Unless
he swam Connoquenessing Creek, or it's bogus.
Mr.
Brown:
People
are saying he followed the train tracks
I
mean, in a survival situation if you come across train tracks you
follow them.
In
his situation the tracks would have less traffic.
However
I will say this - it is just people on a Facebook page saying where
he has been seen, so I don't 100% believe them.
Mr.
Blue:
The
tracks don't connect to 68 until you're past 422 though
Mr.
Silver:
"In
the end, there was no Amend..."
Mr.
Blue:
Heheh
(on phone) "Face
like spinach dip? No dental records..."
"We
found your husband."
"How
is he?"
"Two
words: closed casket."
Mr.
Brown:
I
just said that today, Mr Silver. What if he does not exist?
Or
the Bigfoot aliens just picked him up took him away?
LOL
Mr.
Blue:
He's
a false flag
Mr.
Silver:
"Psychologists
call it Mass Amend Hysteria...it's an early 21st century phenomenon"
Mr.
Blue:
I
wouldn't put it past this area to suffer from a mass hysteria
Not
that Amend doesn't exist, but that he does and all these sightings
are just dumb people succumbing to paranoia
Mr.
Brown:
Yeah.
I told you yesterday I had an episode of that and I shook it off. I
realized I could not have seen him
Mr.
Blue:
Turns
out it was just a squirrel
Mr.
Brown:
LOL
Watch
they never catch him. Then years down the road, Amend's book about
escaping the police ends up on book selves
Mr.
Blue:
"Crashed
into a trailer park... found some train tracks... walked until I
couldn't hear sirens..."
Mr.
Brown:
“You
see I was running from the law when I ran into a Bigfoot. He took me
in and taught me how to hide.”
Mr.
Silver:
(show
voiceover) "This week on Finding Bigfoot, the team heads
to Butler County PA to try their techniques to track down the elusive
Robert Amend."
(Cliff
on walkie talkie) "Bobo is going to try a call in 10."
(Renee)
"Got it..."
(Bobo...preps)
"Lllliiiiight Beeeeeeer!"
(Renee)
"We heard it. Matt's gonna call back."
(Cliff)
"Ok, go."
(Matt
preps) "Hooooot Wiiiiings!"
(Renee)
"Done."
(Camera
cuts of everyone listening...faint noise...)
(Matt,
excited) "I heard it say 'Big Screen TV!!!'."
(Bobo)
"I'm going to pop a couple cans...see if we can draw it in."
(TSssst-crack!
TSsst-crack!)
(Renee)
"I've got...like...a dozen guys heading towards us on the
thermal."
(Cliff)
"Awesome! Any big fat ones like we're looking for?"
(Renee)
"Yeah...ALL of 'em."
(Matt,
turning on regular lights) "Hey, guys! Nice night!
Any of you see that Amend guy?"
(All
raise hands. Matt gets out a map and a marker.)
Mr.
Silver:
(dip
Pittsburgh official) "I just don't understand the police conduct
in this case. If the murder weapon was a shoelace, when they
examined the apartment, why didn't they look for shoes?"
(me
in voice of guy from 'Spinal Tap') "You
can't really…dust for shoes."
"Police
are looking for the mate to this shoe (pictured) in connection with
the crime, though no charges have been made against it, and it is
just a shoe of interest."
Mr.
Blue:
"Officials
warn the shoe should be considered comfortable and stylish.
Viewers are urged not to try to wear it, but to call for help."
Mr.
Silver:
Perhaps
the guy thinks the police should try the Cinderella technique and
expects it will only fit the killer.
Mr.
Silver:
Mr.
Blue:
Accidentally
left the "No Vacancy" sign up for 61 years
Mr.
Silver:
"Incredibly
despite years of building works and subsequent redevelopment, the
hotel was not properly connected to a drainage system”
(Interviewee)
“I mean, in Sicily 1954 when it was started this was no big deal,
but by the late 90s sewers were mandatory in the building codes..."
Mr.
Blue:
“Aye!
Paizon! I tell you what-uh I’m gonna do. I make a
reservation you cannot-uh refuse!"
Mr.
Silver:
So
basically it's made some unnamed "people in contracting" a
ton of money for 60 years, by screwing anyone who they "compelled
to be interested in investing in a business proposition" (wink
wink)
(Mafia goon) "The
boss sez we need ta find some investors for The Grande Cash-Cow Hotel
again."
(Second mafia goon) "Right...lets
see whos doin' OK what we gots some doit on."
Mr.
Brown:
LOL
Mr. Blue:
Heheh
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