Mr.
Brown:
Have
one of those teacher meet and greet things at our house tonight
Where
the teacher comes and meets Brown Jr.
Seems
strange to me
LOL
Mr.
Amethyst:
Yeah,
that's odd.
Ms.
Rose:
Probably
just gonna case your house for potential robbery. :P
Mr.
Brown:
Probably
because its a private school
Mr.
Amethyst:
That'll
do it
Mr.
Silver:
"There's
not enough crosses and pictures of Jesus in the house." (marks
form)
Mr.
Brown:
I
don't like the idea of somebody coming into my home, though, like
that.
I
feel like they are going to look at something out of place and say
“how are you raising these kids this is horrible”
Um
no. My house is fine.
Probably
looking for ammo for when Junior screws up
"Oh
no WONDER! The house was filled with toys! He's spoiled!"
Ms.
Rose:
You'll
be fine as long as they don't give you a spelling/grammar test.
Mr.
Brown:
LOL
Hopefully
they don't test me.
Mr.
Blue:
If
they do you can just, uhh, take your money back and go somewhere
else?
Mr.
Brown:
LOL
Ms.
Rose:
Oh,
and the house fly thing: Probably want to hide the yellow sticky
strips hanging from the ceiling. LOL
Mr.
Silver:
(Sneak
up to Brown Jr. with big red crayon) "Hi, I'm a friend of your
dad's. He wanted to know if you can draw an upside-down star in a
circle? You can? He wants you to draw them all over the
house. It's a game like hide n seek!"
Mr.
Brown:
Yeah
I know Ms. Rose
The
flies will still be swooping in and out just as bad as the stink bugs
and beetles
Mr.
Silver:
Yes...between
his pentagrams and the flies, you're doomed on this teacher visit.
Mr.
Blue:
I'm
going to show up halfway through the meeting in corpse paint
Mr.
Silver:
"Maaaster...."
Mr.
Blue:
"I'm
here for the séance."
Mr.
Silver:
"I
haaad the bloood...but was sooooo thirsty. Pleeease don't burn my
hands agaaaain."
Mr.
Blue:
Mr.
Brown:
I
have a picture that is a hologram of Jesus knocking on a door
I
should hang it up right up front where you can see it in all it's
glory
"Is
that Jesus? And is he knocking when I move my head back and forth?"
Mr.
Silver:
"Jesus?
Nah...had that made of my weirdo New Age landlord when we lived in
California. Watch his lips. "You got my rent?
You got my rent?" Hilarious!”
Mr.
Brown:
Kinda
like Jesus is the new character on Three's Company
I can see the scene in the credits with the 3-person bike: Old man God, Young Jesus, empty seat for the Holy Ghost
Mr.
Silver:
(music
starts) "Jesus knock on our door...we'll be waitin' for you..."
(sings)
"We've a lovable space that needs your faith, Three's company
too!"
Mr.
Brown:
"Where the blessings are Yours and Yours and Yours, Three's Company too"
Mr.
Silver:
"Trinity's
Company"
Mr.
Blue:
Heh
Mr.
Brown:
WOWO
Mr.
Silver:
(I
don't often have to back off laughing and tearing up from my own
gags, but I've had to block “Trinity's Company” consciously to
take this call)
Mr.
Blue:
Heh
Mr. Silver
Mr.
Roper "And uh...you're sure he's holy?"
Chrissy
"Oh! Totally
holy."
Mr.
Roper "You don't see any...holy
stuff going on?"
Chrissy
"Well, he comes in to bless the water in my shower every
morning."
(audience
laughs)
One
left... John Ritter as Jesus "Jack" Christ
(Janet's
buxom friend) "She's asleep in her room after our work out and
I'm all hot and sweaty. Can I change clothes in your room?"
(Jesus,
nervously) "UhhhhHHH! ... Sure!"
(She hugs him) "You're sweet! You'll have to tell me some way I can pay you back! (exits to back of apt)
(Jesus, clapping hands nervously)
"Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy....I'm the Lordy Lordy Lordy..."
(Her
calling out) "Jesus? Can you pass me in a wet washcloth and a towel? I can't come get it, I don't have anything on."
(Jesus)
"LORDY LORDY LORDY!!! OK! I'll be right in - right there!"
Watched
too much of that dumb show...but then there was less on TV.
Mr.
Brown:
So
the teacher meeting went well
She
seems to be a nice teacher that would not take any crap if Junior
gets out of hand
I
like that. LOL
Mr.
Blue:
Did
she report the flies and improvised weapons to CYS?
Mr.
Silver:
(looks
down nose) "Oh, I can assure you...Mister Brown...that Junior's
education will finally be in good hands very soon."
"Will
we get to visit his class sometime too?"
"Visitation?
That's up to the authorities..."
"So
we need to talk to the principal or something?"
"...
Sure..."
Mr.
Brown:
LOL
I
hate that good parents that do everything they can for their kids end
up having to worry that somebody is going to take their kids from
them for any little thing that somebody deems incorrect.
“Sorry
my kid was being a brat and I gave him one good smack in public.”
Mr.
Blue:
I
think spanking can officially be retired as a parenting technique
Mr.
Brown:
Hey.
Kid back talks. One little tap on the mouth stops it quick.
Then
you can talk about it.
Mr.
Blue:
But
it teaches him that violence and aggression will get him what he
wants out of other people. Someone in school says something you
don't like.. "Hmm... Where have I learned to deal with this sort
of situation?" *smack*
(I do not agree that this is what spanking teaches anyone who isn't already dysfunctional, but I was too busy to say anything - Mr. Silver)
Mr.
Brown:
You
would not do it all the time. Parents that do that are doing it
wrong. Its when all other options are exhausted.
I
rarely do it. Like really rarely.
But
one person sees it happen and it's been years since I ever done it
then I'm a bad parent. That's what I hate.
Not
saying your wrong on that though, Mr. Blue.
I
don't want to teach my kid hitting is good.
Mr.
Blue:
I
don't think you're wrong either, I just wouldn't do it.
It's
not the end of the world.
Mr.
Brown:
Just
wait till you deal with a screaming child. LOL
Mr.
Blue:
LOL
yep
Mr.
Blue:
Did
ya'll see that clip of that John Oliver show where he was exposing
televangelists, and said it was so easy to become a tax-free church
that he registered his TV show as a church.
And
now he's trying to see if the IRS will let him become tax exempt.
Mr.
Silver:
Yes...was
already planning one with Mr. Gray
Mr.
Blue:
A
church?
Mr.
Silver:
Yup
Mr.
Blue:
Good
idea
Mr.
Silver:
"Perpetual
Roleplaying Gamers"
Mr.
Blue:
I
want in
I
want my home to be a parsonage
Mr.
Silver:
Wellllll...have
you accepted gaming into your life?
Mr.
Blue:
Not
really
Mr.
Silver:
Can
you quote from any Player's Handbooks?
We
can talk conversion.
Mr.
Blue:
I'm
trying to Google Pennsylvania church tax laws and all I'm getting is
a bunch of PA laws about protecting kids from church abuse
Mr.
Brown:
LOL
Mr.
Silver:
Nice
Mr.
Blue:
Religion
is soooooo good for everyone
Mr.
Silver:
"The
following Lutheran parochial school teachers have been investigated
for inappropriate home visits."
Mr.
Blue:
Heh
Mr.
Silver:
Religion
has had it's uses
Too
bad no one can agree on any of them.
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