Mr.
Brown
Yes
I do. F off woman.
LOL
9:23
AM Mr. Silver
"Woman
into spreading on NYC subways"
9:23
AM Mr. Brown
I
would look at her and say “Well, do you have a D and B's?”
9:24
AM Mr. Silver
"Well
I can think of 2 reasons, miss...both of them balls."
9:28
AM Mr. Blue
I
keep seeing articles about women complaining about guys that spread
their legs.
9:28
AM Mr. Silver
Yes?
9:29
AM Mr. Blue
That's
all.
If
your leg spread is less than your ass width, it's not an issue.
9:31
AM Mr. Brown
Right.
And
women actually do it too.
9:32
AM Mr. Silver
Changing
species, but in the same male/female gag vein...
http://phys.org/news/2014-12-starving-mantis-females-males.html
9:32
AM Mr. Silver
(Attenborough
voiceover) "It is at the point of starvation that the female
releases the 'will spread for male praying mantis head' pheromone'."
"The
male, misunderstanding the female's signal as provocative slang, is
doomed."
9:33
AM Mr. Blue
(Herzog
voiceover) "The splaying of the legs symbolizes the misery
of the soul wanting to escape."
9:33
AM Mr. Blue
Like
I’m sure women cross their legs out of courtesy to other people and
not just to cover up against peepers.
9:34
AM Mr. Brown
If
all the guys starting putting their legs together then women would
start complaining that we all keep adjusting a lot.
LOL
9:47
AM Mr. Silver
Started
half a dozen times on a Freudian joke here, but they were all coming
out pretty nasty.
"I...don't
want to write that one either...um..."
11:28
AM Mr. Brown
So
what is your view, Ms. Rose, on the “manspread”?
11:29
AM Mr. Blue
Oh
geeze.
11:30
AM Ms. Rose
I
don't know what a 'manspread' is!
11:30
AM Mr. Silver
Don't
Panic!
I'll
clip and send...
Sent...
Good
luck...
11:30
AM Mr. Silver
(Power
Lifter in Kitchen) "You WIMPS still using peanut butter on your
sandwiches?! (Crushes 5lb jar of Skippy) YOU should be using
Manspread!"
11:31
AM Mr. Blue
"20
grams of protein and over 400 calories per tablespoon! GET
SOME!!!"
11:32
AM Mr. Brown
Are
you hungry? Or are you trying to fix a hole in the wall? Get
yourself some Manspread.
11:33
AM Mr. Blue
(warning:
do not take Manspread™ if you are pregnant or may become pregnant,
if you have a compromised immune system or are currently undergoing
chemo therapy. if blurred vision or chest pains develop stop
use of Manspread™ immediately.)
11:34
AM Mr. Brown
Immediately
get yourself some Mansplit.
11:34
AM Ms. Rose
I
think there's also a Nutella joke in here...
11:34
AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
11:34
AM Mr. Brown
Mantella
11:36
AM Ms. Rose
"For
the calorie-conscious male, who likes his breakfast with extra nuts,
the makers of Manspread™ introduce: Mantella™."
11:36
AM Mr. Brown
“For
your hot dog, don't forget some Manlish, and Mansturd.”
11:37
AM Ms. Rose
"People
won't be worried about the size of your spread on the subway while
you're eating Mantella™!"
11:38
AM Mr. Brown
Mansturd
is wrong on so many levels.
LOL
11:38
AM Mr. Silver
At
least 4, yes.
I
stopped working on it after that.
11:38
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
11:39
AM Ms. Rose
“Some
hotdog enthusiasts prefer spicy brown Mansturd.” (Okay, I'm going
back to work now!)
11:40
AM Mr. Silver
"Use
on burgers, hotdogs, sandwiches, or just flush it!"
"Great
for tough toilet cleaning jobs, septic tank treatment, and great for
your pipes."
11:40
AM Ms. Rose
HAHAHAHA!
11:41
AM Mr. Brown
“Pardon
me, do you have any Grey Poupon Mansturd?”
Maybe
just Manpoupon.
11:41
AM Mr. Blue
I
picture someone like John Cena in all these commercials.
11:41
AM Mr. Brown
Hahah
11:42
AM Ms. Rose
“U
can't C my Manspread!”
He's
a wrestler. He'd have a very tiny Manspread.
11:43
AM Mr. Blue
(two
fancy Bentleys pull up at a red light) “Hey BRO! You got any
MANSTURD?!!!” *girls in bikinis suddenly appear, crazy guitar
solo*
11:43
AM Mr. Brown
Mancaroni.
11:45
AM Mr. Silver
Pasta
in flexed arm shapes?
11:45
AM Ms. Rose
Mancaroni
is GREAT!
11:45
AM Mr. Brown
John
Cena would do that commercial.
Holding
guy in head lock with bowl of fresh mancaroni in his other hand.
“GET
SOME MANCARONI!!!!”
11:47
AM Mr. Silver
"Serve
with Awesome Sauce!"
11:47
AM Mr. Brown
Cheddar
mancheese is amazing on mancaroni.
Somebody
should do a commercial skit where everything starts with “man”.
LOL
11:48
AM Ms. Rose
Manatees
eating mangoes?
11:50
AM Mr. Silver
"And
try Manwich! Which...is...pretty much the same...sorry."
11:50
AM Ms. Rose
Manwich
is the meat version of Manspread. Always gotta eat it with two hands.
Mr.
Brown
You
need to manslap the manales.
11:54
AM Mr. Silver
(blinks
a lot)
11:54
AM Mr. Brown
Manangling
Mansfunctional
Manmanchu
Manloaf
12:06
PM Mr. Brown
Manerkins
the greatest pickles in the world.
12:07
PM Ms. Rose
HA!
12:09
PM Mr. Silver
Mr.
Brown has apparently invented "Man Latin".
12:19
PM Mr. Silver
"Screw
vandals keying your hood or popping the tires. EDAG takes
damage up to a whole new level!"
12:20
PM Mr. Brown
"Keep
vehicle away from pointy things."
12:24
PM Mr. Silver
Iron-on
repair patches all over it. I mean, it's cool and all, but...
12:25
PM Mr. Brown
“Today
on Top Gear: how to keep warm in the winter in your textile car!”
12:26
PM Mr. Silver
The
"female fantasy armor" of automobile body paneling.
12:27
PM Mr. Silver
Everyone
knows the less substantial it is, the better it protects, right?
12:28
PM Mr. Blue
I
think it would look less cool once that textile starts to weather and
look like an old porch awning.
12:28
PM Mr. Brown
Look
at my sack o potatoes!
12:32
PM Mr. Silver
We
back on Manspread in the subway again?
12:32
PM Mr. Brown
Mantatos
I
was thinking that car is like a drivable burlap sack
12:32
PM Mr. Silver
(on
phone to dealership) "I'd
like my EDAG in burlap please. An extra $5000 for burlap? Money is
no object! What? Oh...Idaho russet markings, I guess.
Will it fray and fade unevenly? Excellent. Monday?
Thank you!"
12:32
PM Mr. Blue
Denim.
Gotta
drive it around a bit to break it in.
12:33
PM Mr. Brown
Polyester
Ooo!
I would take a flannel.
12:34
PM Mr. Brown
“I
got my car covered silk, but I can't drive it in the rain.”
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