Sunday, March 15, 2015

330 - Holey See-Thru Dress, The Knights Templar Were So Secretive Their Own Faith Was Unknown To Them, "Mad Babe - The Farm Warrior", The Community Essential Comic Sans, "I'd Rather F Up Your Life Than Admit To F-ing You"

Mr. Silver
I think I'm going to keep this GIF...
"This dress is made from 3D printed pl-holy crap she's practically naked!"
10:27 AM Mr. Silver
Good pictures too.
Heh.
10:28 AM Mr. Amethyst
^^
10:29 AM Mr. Brown
Wearing a nude tard.
10:30 AM Mr. Amethyst
Excuse me?
10:29 AM Mr. Brown
Nude leotard.
11:18 AM Mr. Silver
Morning Ms. Rose
11:23 AM Mr. Silver
(Psst!  No more plastic dress links...there's a lady here.)
11:24 AM Ms. Rose
Where?
11:25 AM Mr. Silver
As long as we’re on things I can't stop lookin' at...
Gimmie.
11:27 AM Ms. Rose
I'd take the car over the dress. It was really difficult to type that just now, but it's true.
11:30 AM Mr. Silver
I have boots that would go with the dress, but the bag? Well...all the coins and small stuff always falls out through the bottom when I go out with it. 
So yeah...I'm likin' the car.



10:43 AM Mr. Blue
I had a bunch of good bookmarks from yesterday that I lost, including the pope that died chewing his own arm off and bashing his head into a wall.
10:45 AM Mr. Blue
Boniface VIII
11:00 AM Mr. Silver
Bashaface VIII
11:00 AM Mr. Blue
Do you know anything about Baphomet?
11:00 AM Mr. Silver
The devil?
I've read about him several times but don't remember his shtick.
11:01 AM Mr. Blue
Some horned deity that the Knights Templar supposedly worshiped... but could've been a smear campaign by its enemies.
11:01 AM Mr. Silver
All of that was a smear.
11:02 AM Mr. Blue
Figured.
11:02 AM Mr. Silver
They wanted the money and the property and to remove the large and inconvenient "we only listen to God" army from play.
11:03 AM Mr. Blue
There was no written account of anything relating to Baphomet in the Templar’s own records... and under torture different knights described the deity completely differently. Sometimes it was a cat, sometimes it was a disembodied head, etc.
11:04 AM Mr. Silver
Nod...for monks they were remarkably unaware of their own evil deity's aspects.
I’ll bet they could all tell you, in detail, all about God, Jesus, the Holy Ghost, all the apostles, all the archangels, and about 40 saints though.
11:19 AM Mr. Silver
Knights Templar...devil worshipers without a clue, or just rich and a hair's breadth away from the pope telling them to crusade against any king he didn't like? 



Mr. Blue
The Mad Max trailer looks good.
The director has done some eclectic stuff.
9:25 AM Mr. Blue
All the Mad Max's, Babe, Babe: Pig in the City, Happy Feet 1 and 2, Lorenzo's Oil.
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
I haven't managed to watch the second trailer yet.
I liked the 1st one.
11:37 AM Mr. Blue
Looks like he's still using the same style of filming; like weird zoom ins and close ups.
11:38 AM Mr. Silver
Yay!
11:38 AM Mr. Blue
I'm not sure if he did that in Babe or Happy Feet.
11:38 AM Mr. Silver
I don't think he did it in either one.
11:39 AM Mr. Blue
How many cars blew up in Babe: Pig in the City?
11:40 AM Mr. Silver
I, along with most of the world, never saw it.
 I heard Pig in the City was both strange and quite good.
"Michael Bay to remake 'Babe'."
Sheep in power armor...explosions everywhere...
11:42 AM Ms. Rose
HA!
11:44 AM Ms. Rose
(Movie trailer voice) "In the apocalyptic barnyard world of 2065, the world will finally know...why the sheep...are afraid." *barn explodes*
11:45 AM Ms. Rose
That was also a very obscure Pearl Jam reference. Their second album was supposed to be called "Why are sheep afraid?" but they went with "Vs." instead. I have the sheep t-shirt though...
11:51 AM Mr. Silver
(Babe, toting a pulse laser rifle and pacing before the troops, explosions and particle beams around position)  "We've gotta make it to the paddock before the dropship gets here and the nukes go off, and some of you are bleating like kids out there!  Sure we could all die, but we've gotta chance to break through if you all FIGHT!  What are you?  Sheep?"
"Yes."
"Oh...yeah...lemme start again...um."
11:52 AM Ms. Rose
Bwwahahaha!
Farmer Mable in the background with her semi-automatic butter churn? Maybe?



12:56 PM Ms. Rose
I received an email stating: "I own and operate an essential business to my community." It was all misspelled, in 72-pt. Comic Sans. I am so tempted to reply in kind...
12:58 PM Mr. Blue
"Thanx for you,re email"
12:58 PM Ms. Rose
"We r a super-seerious bizness too!"
12:59 PM Mr. Blue
What's the business?
I'm just wondering what's so essential to the community.
1:00 PM Mr. Silver
Yes, the possibilities are making me salivate.
1:00 PM Mr. Blue
He/she sounds like they're doing the community a *favor* by operating the business.
1:01 PM Mr. Silver
Please say it's an adult illiteracy service.
PLEASE say it was that!
1:02 PM Mr. Blue
"What, you think we're in this business for the piles and piles of money?  No! we're doing it for the community!"
1:04 PM Mr. Silver
"My name is Chad Templeton III. I own “Chad Templeton III Essential Services”. I provide me...Chad Templeton III...to all the deserving people of the world."
1:04 PM Mr. Blue
I think I’m gonna register a company like that; kind of like "The Human Fund", only a corporation.
1:04 PM Ms. Rose
There was actually no business name listed. So there ya go... totally essential.
1:04 PM Mr. Blue
Ahhh
1:04 PM Mr. Silver
Totally.
1:05 PM Ms. Rose
I would have peed myself it was an adult literacy place though. That would be worthy of printing out for my wall.
The Comic Sans was awesome, though. Even if you know nothing of the interwebz, there are enough font jokes out there that I was under the impression Comic Sans was finally dying. I guess this person just crawled out from under their rock. Maybe they were a professional community hermit!
1:24 PM Mr. Silver
Is there a Comic Serif font?
1:24 PMMs. Rose
God, I hope not!
That's all you need are serifs added to an already-atrocious font.
2:09 PM Mr. Silver
You don't really need to call it Comic Sans if there's no Comic Serif, right?



(Before anyone out there throws a fit, all if this group know real rapes happen. The article and conversation is about definition and a specific type of scenario. Anyone who can't understand the conclusions here is pretty naïve, or self-delusional - Mr. Silver)
Mr. Silver
"One might say it was my usual Friday night 'class' when I was in the sorority.  Too bad I wasn't getting credits for it, eh?"
Even this title they slapped on the article means the writer didn't get it.
9:25 AM Mr. Blue
I don't disagree with her exact words:
I believe that she experienced something that she regretted. I believe that she got very drunk, and had sex with a man that she regretted the next morning. To me, that’s not a crime. That’s not rape. That’s a learning experience.”
9:26 AM Mr. Brown
Right. That's refusing to admit going and taking part.
9:30 AM Mr. Blue
But if she was drunk you can't do that as a guy. But...what if, as is probable, the guy was drunk too? Aren't they both rapists?
9:30 AM Mr. Brown
That’s the point.  There is abuse and restraint, and there is drunk people engaging in stupidity.
9:30 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
I don't know the specifics about this particular case, I’m just speaking hypothetically.
9:38 AM Mr. Silver
“It makes one wonder, why do you not just get up and leave?” Patton asked
I agree with her for the most part...this attitude and this definition of 'rape' have developed to this state as a part of pop culture.  It was used, used in court, sensationalized, used in entertainment, used by celebrity biographers to feed to fans...and now it's "real".
10:16 AM Mr. Silver
I had another example but I forget what it was.
Oh...the classic "I don't remember" embarrassing drinking night.
The “easy out” to appear blameless for one's actions.  However I've also had men and women who claim not to remember anything about a drunken spree talk about the stuff they “don't remember”, sometimes in great detail, later.
10:18 AM Mr. Silver
Sorry...'I don't want to admit anything' is not the same as 'I don't remember'.
10:18 AM Mr. Brown
I see rape as when it's forced on somebody, not we both got drunk and had fun
then next morning said 'Oh God what I do?'
10:19 AM Mr. Silver
...or didn't like it...
Or who you accepted as a partner.
10:19 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
I'll call it rape.”
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Or people told you to, and you're unprincipled or easily led.
I don't want to admit anything, but a bunch of people know. What to do?”

(For the benefit of those of you who might find us callous or clueless or chauvinist -- sometime in the far future of my 200 pages of backlogged text, I tell the more evil tale of a related sort of case where the woman's "gang rape" was completely fabricated in an effort to destroy friends of mine and me. We were just fortunate that she told the authority a Looney Tunes story and it was impossible for the orgy (place, time, participants) to have taken place. - Mr. Silver)

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