Mr.
Brown
Death
by popycock
12:42
PM Mr. Brown
I
bet somebody has choked on popycock and died before.
12:42
PM Mr. Silver
Since
it doesn't exist...probably not.
12:42
PM Mr. Amethyst
Poopycock
12:42
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Popycock
popcorn.
12:43
PM Mr. Silver
POPPYCOCK
12:43
PM Mr. Brown
Oh,
missed the p.
I
looked at a picture of it and still missed that.
12:44
PM Mr. Silver
(Erases
uncomfortable speculations about the pope)
12:44
PM Mr. Brown
If
I became the pope, I would have to change my last name to Poppycock.
Pope
Poppycock.
Mr.
Brown
Mr.
Amethyst, this article says its natural to want to eat your new born
baby. LOL
2:31
PM Mr. Amethyst
Wow.
2:32
PM Mr. Brown
It
makes you think. Now, every time a woman or somebody says “I could
just eat your baby up!”
Um
don't.
2:32
PM Mr. Amethyst
Right.
“Please don't.”
2:32
PM Mr. Brown
“I
understand you're getting the same craving you would have for a
chocolate bar right now as you are smelling my child, but please
don't eat him.”
LOL
2:35
PM Mr. Brown
Dude,
your wife is getting high all the time smelling baby clothes.
LOL
2:35
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:36
PM Mr. Brown
Keep
one on you at all times in a plastic bag with good baby smell on it.
When
she gets pissed off, just stick in her face and she will feel better.
2:36
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:41
PM Mr. Brown
“Honey,
before I tell you what I did, please smell this.”
2:44
PM Mr. Brown
A
new drug on the street for women called Baby Smell.
Lots
of addicts.
2:44
PM Mr. Amethyst
You're
all about this.
2:45
PM Mr. Brown
We
could make a spray.
Sell
it to men to spray in their woman's face.
2:45
PM Mr. Silver
It
would sell.
2:45
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:45
PM Mr. Brown
Holy
shit! If you made a colon of that, every time a woman smelled you,
she would feel good!
LOL
2:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
LMFAO
Best
typo ever.
2:46
PM Mr. Silver
Grade
A typo
2:46
PM Mr. Brown
I
hate that word, its hard to spell. Its so close.
2:47
PM Mr. Silver
Cologne
is close to Colon?
2:47
PM Mr. Brown
Ah
Mr.
Brown
Mr.
Amethyst!!!!!
9:09
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
saw that! Fantastic!
9:12
AM Mr. Blue
The
shots never show the eagle lifting the deer, and I doubt it could
have.
9:13
AM Mr. Amethyst
It
shouldn’t be able to. There's no way it could.
9:13
AM Mr. Brown
No,
it looks like it really just got a good hold on it then killed it,
but they're trying to say it flew away with it. LOL
9:15
AM Mr. Silver
"And when we say 'dragged off', we mean 'kind of held onto the deer as it stumbled
over a few feet and then croaked'."
9:15
AM Mr. Blue
Why
did they stop taking pictures before the eagle killed the deer?
9:16
AM Mr. Silver
Sounds
like it was a trap camera.
9:16
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah,
it was a trail cam.
9:19
AM Mr. Blue
Ahh
yes.
9:28
AM Mr. Silver
(reading copy from screen over the phone to site editor) "I'm not a zoologist, but when
I was handed this story and pictures, I was really excited! Never
before had I seen a bird grab onto a deer at least twice its weight
with its claws, and then with its rear legs haul the deer away!"
(listens)
"What do you mean 'they don't have rear legs'?"
(listens)
"OK, boss, I'll fix it."
9:33
AM Mr. Silver
(removes "with its rear legs".
Hits <Publish>)
9:33
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
9:32
AM Mr. Blue
9:34
AM Mr. Brown
Oops!
Snapped my finger off. Hey coach, got some tape?
9:36
AM Mr. Amethyst
That’s
what a hockey player would say.
A
football player goes to the hospital and can't finish the game.
9:36
AM Mr. Blue
Weird.
They didn't bother reconnecting it, or even trying?
9:37
AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps
they couldn't find it, or it was in too bad a condition.
(doctor)
"Did you look in the glove?"
"Oh!
They're in the washer...just a sec. Here it is...eww."
9:38
AM Mr. Blue
Must
have gotten wedged in someone's faceguard or something.
I’ve
heard rumors of people getting their fingers ripped off dunking on a
basket.
9:38
AM Mr. Brown
They
found it in his glove.
It
might have been crushed off by somebody stepping on it.
When
its crushed, a lot of times they don't reattach.
9:40
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yup
9:40
AM Mr. Amethyst
Maybe
it just fell off.
That'll
teach him to wash his hands more regularly!
9:42
AM Mr. Silver
"Sproles
vaguely recalls flipping off a defenseman on the opposing team who
said something like, 'I'm gonna bite that sh- off' or something, but
he doesn't recall who it was."
9:43
AM Mr. Blue
Who
knows. He could have gotten his hand in someone's mouth.
People
will instinctively bite down.
Those
players are probably so jacked up on amphetamines and anabolic
steroids and just natural adrenaline that you could probably stab one
with a knife and they wouldn't notice right away.
9:47
AM Mr. Brown
My
wife's uncle did not know he was stabbed
9:47
AM Mr. Blue
Wow...
It says it was ripped off just above the first knuckle, so that's like
the whole dang finger.
9:51
AM Mr. Silver
The
finger reported that it's body was amputated behind its first
knuckle.
“I
didn't initially notice until after it fell out of the glove I was
wearing."
(Injury
reports of Trolls)
9:51
AM Mr. Blue
Luckily
fingers spontaneously regenerate NFL safeties.
7:33
AM Mr. Yellow
Morning.
Hey
give me a sec and invite me back.
Thanks.
The
first invite went to Mike’s computer. I use it for the first 30
minutes.
7:35
AM Mr. Silver
Ah
7:44
AM Mr. Silver
All
the NSFW stuff you'd get in trouble for...Mike's PC...got it.
7:52
AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
7:21
AM Mr. Silver
So...I
decided to watch "Moonraker" last night.
I
found myself considering that Drax's evil plot...
Wasn't...
Really...
That
bad of an idea...
11:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:31
AM Mr. Brown
What
was the plot again?
11:32
AM Mr. Silver
Build
a city in space, then drop enough human-only nerve gas on the earth
to reduce the human populace to a marginal species.
Then
repopulate after a couple generations.
11:33
AM Mr. Blue
I
like it.
11:33
AM Mr. Silver
I
know...is that bad?
11:33
AM Mr. Blue
Nope.
That's why I like zombie films, and root for massive epidemics.
11:33
AM Mr. Silver
It's harsh, yes, but Drax would have
basically saved the entire human race from environmental or self-destruction by
rebooting it.
All the environmental stress would be given a chance to balance out.
All the decaying infrastructure would collapse, allowing quality replacements.
There would be no
wars for the foreseeable future.
All
breeding members would be of the highest possible quality.
Available resources would be (relatively) limitless again.
They would have a conscientious, intellectual, high-tech recycling culture going in to resettlement.
11:34
AM Mr. Blue
A
better idea would be constructing a virus that specifically targets
certain...deadbeat humans. Of course it wouldn't be perfect, but
that would be better than just wiping out everyone indiscriminately.
11:35
AM Mr. Brown
Right.
It would seek certain genes and infect only those.
(On review, compared to my anthropologist POV, this version from the self-declared Germans in the chat sounds...historically...disturbingly...familiar. - Mr. Silver)
11:40
AM Mr. Silver
So
this virus...and recall “Moonraker” was '79, so they didn't
really know much about genetic programming...is it still a
city-in-space scheme?
Because
the advantage of spending 40-60 years in space is you wouldn't have
to deal with the worldwide rot/hopeless disposal of Drax's 7 billion humans. There wouldn't be much cleanup
needed after that many decades. Your limited worldwide designer pandemic would get you your deadbeat population decrease, but I think it would end in a huge post-apocalyptic mess.
11:41
AM Mr. Blue
You would just need to hide out in a corner of the world until the panic
ended. The people that are left behind might still be uppity that
all their friends & relatives weren't spared, but if they don't
understand the situation, then they probably aren't meant to survive.
11:45
AM Mr. Silver
You'd
never have to tell anyone it was you anyway. I'm
just thinking any population area would be unlivable for years.
11:47
AM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
so you'd have to go off to Alaska and hang out for a bit.
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