(Yeah,
3 in a weekend. Kinda backlogged - Mr. Silver)
Mr.
Silver
So
I guess the elf has left Katzenjammer?
1:33
PM Mr. Amethyst
Elf?
1:33
PM Mr. Blue
It
was a while ago.
Didn't
pass the 120 day, I think.
1:34
PM Mr. Silver
"Frankly,
on review, it was your taste in music. Sorry."
"Oh...thought
it was my version of the dress code."
"Oh
HECK no, cutie!"
1:34
PM Mr. Blue
"We
don't want any Anarchy in the U.Katzenjammer."
1:35
PM Mr. Amethyst
Who’s
this "elf" ?
1:35
PM Mr. Blue
Girl
downstairs with pink/purple hair.
1:35
PM Mr. Amethyst
Oh
1:39
PM Mr. Brown
I
never saw the elf that I know of.
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
Too
bad...she was pretty elf-y, if you're into that...I tend to be.
But
then, I don't know that many (straight) men who are into fairy folk,
in general...
Mr.
Brown
North
Korea started their reactor up again.
8:54
AM Mr. Silver
They
must need attention.
"Syria
is taking all the front pages. This is unacceptable."
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
"We
could make chemical weapons too, Great Leader."
"What
would that take?"
"Well...we'd
need to build a factory and order some supplies..."
"That's
out then..."
"We
could launch a rocket?"
"Do
we have any to launch?"
"Not
really."
"Let's
fire up Project Icarus again!"
"Great
Leader, that was a James Bond movie. It wasn't real."
"Oh.
Ohhhhhhhh!"
"We
could turn on the reactor, Great Leader."
"Does
it still work?"
"Maybe."
9:17
AM Mr. Silver
"Eh...we'll
just say we're going to whether it works or not. Front page,
Baby!"
Mr.
Gray
12:35
PM Mr. Silver
"The
victim was found with rocket skates, a giant slingshot, a bottle
of superglue and a copy of "101 Roadrunner Recipes"...all
Acme products."
12:35
PM Mr. Brown
Meep
meep!
12:57
PM Mr. Gray
I
kept picturing the same thing too.
1:04
PM Mr. Silver
"Witnesses
report that he made no attempt to move, choosing instead to hold up a
sign that said "yikes!" and then a miniature pink parasol."
1:23
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:39
PM Mr. Gray
Wow....everyone
vanished.
1:39
PM Mr. Silver
Mr.
Brown dumped us too?
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
(pictures
Mr. Brown under a boulder)
10:59
AM Mr. Blue
If
you have 13 letters in your name, like Jack the Ripper, you have what
is called “devil’s luck”, according to legend.
So
is "Jack the Ripper" on his birth certificate?
11:00
AM Mr. Amethyst
You’d
think it would have been easy to track him down if so.
lol
11:00
AM Mr. Blue
LOL!
Yeah.
"Jack"
was an alias.. turns out his real name was John The Ripper. That's
why they never caught him.
11:01
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
"Mr.
Ripper, do you have a brother named Jack?"
"Uuuhhhhh....not
that I know of."
"OK.
Well, go back to doing your bloody laundry. Sorry to bother you."
11:03
AM Mr. Blue
Hahaha
Did
you ever see American Psycho?
11:03
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
LOVE that movie
11:03
AM Mr. Blue
"It's
cranberry juice... cran-apple."
Mr.
Amethyst
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!
11:22
AM Mr. Blue
Speaking
of, the second half of Star Trek: Into Darkness wasn't as good as the
first half.
It
got kind of ridiculous.
11:27
AM Mr. Silver
I
still haven't seen the new Star Trek.
11:28
AM Mr. Blue
The
first half was superb.
11:28
AM Mr. Blue
The
second half was just kind of...a mess. Too many little homages to the
old stuff. Spock shouting "KHAAAAAN!", tribbles, gorn
jokes...
11:29
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:29
AM Mr. Blue
Main
characters (I won't say who) dying and then being magically revived
just with a blood transfusion? He was dead for like an hour.
It
also it got ridiculous when their insanely superior technology either
worked or didn't work.
“We
can beam anything we want from anywhere at any time! Except for when
it's convenient to advance the plot.”
11:29
AM Mr. Silver
I
think it's probably homage enough that they made another Star Trek
movie.
11:30
AM Mr. Silver
Really?
Not enough? Had to drip in fan-favorite fluff?
11:31
AM Mr. Blue
The
Klingons were cool in the beginning. I'm guessing they're going to be
the main antagonist in the next one. I hope so.
11:32
AM Mr. Silver
Any
sign of Vger?
11:32
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
went to the doctor for that. Its clearing up nicely.
11:32
AM Mr. Silver
Heh.
Personally,
I like the Vger story a lot. Sure, the film pissed everyone off, but
I like it.
11:33
AM Mr. Blue
Who's
Vger
11:33
AM Mr. Silver
Star
Trek 1's antagonist.
11:34
AM Mr. Silver
The
insanely huge mystery ship heading to Earth looking for the Creator
to turn in data.
Turned
out to be the Voyager space probe. It had vanished in a wormhole and
was found by a machine race that appreciated it's mission, so "fixed"
it for the long trip home by building a death star around it.
Really
a cool story.
11:36
AM Mr. Blue
Sounds
interesting.
11:36
AM Mr. Silver
The
race that found it never expected it could have been built by an
organic race...they are all just pollution interfering with machines,
so...
ZAP!!!
I
thought it was going to be “Nomad” when I first watched
it...similar idea.
But...it
was slow paced and had an odd art design compared to what people
expected.
Wrath
of Khan was the apology film, and it was a beaut.
BOOM!!!!
11:39
AM Mr. Blue
Apology
film?
So
the first Star Trek movie sucked?
11:42
AM Mr. Silver
I
liked it, but am in the minority.
Apology
film. "Give the fans what they want...classic role
reprise, lots of explosions, clever captains."
Maybe
they'll make one with Harcourt Fenton Mudd next!
One
of his episodes had my favorite thing Spock ever did in it.
They
were trapped on a planet of androids. They decided the needed
to overload the central brain to have any chance of escape, so set
about confusing their guards with elaborate farces and melodrama.
Not
Spock
Ever
the logician, he walked up to a set of "twins"
"I
love you." to one
"On
the other hand, I hate you."
11:56
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
11:56
AM Mr. Silver
In
sync "But...we're exactly identical."
"Yes...that
is precisely why."
(they
look at each other and turn off. Spock walks away)
11:58
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
Mr.
Gray
They
actually mentioned Mudd in the new movie.
"Do
we still have that ship we confiscated in the Mudd incident from last
month?"
12:23
PM Mr. Silver
"...one
of the Mudd incidents from this year..."
Well...that's
kinda irritating, but I'll let it slide.
12:25
PM Mr. Blue
Why's
that?
12:25
PM Mr. Silver
Originally,
Star Trek was a five year mission..."Lets make a film where we
refer to as many fan-favorite incidents that happened on about 20
days out of those 5 years as possible."
12:26
PM Mr. Gray
Dude...the
time line changed. Things aren’t in the same sequence.
12:26
PM Mr. Silver
"To
predictably pander where Hollywood has pandered before!"
I'm
just saying, they are already revisiting a story in the new time
line. There is no need for sly winks and double-takes...just tell a
Star Trek story.
12:28
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
have a 5 year mission.
12:29
PM Mr. Silver
You
have a Space Babe Passport to fill?
"Sulu...plot
a course for a planet where women are purple."
12:31
PM Mr. Silver
"Aye
aye, captain...2 or 3 arms?"
(Kirk
consults passport) "3"
(MST3K)
"Captains log. A bunch of my ship fell off, and, nobody likes
me."
12:33
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:34
PM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
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