Day 271 - A Bag Of Weed, Everyone Has Clearance But The Tourists, and Double-O Fitness Standards

(Another short one.  Call it silly but although it's all I have on hand for entries, it's also the last day to hit a nice new hits record for a month.  How about a few of you link this to Facebook or something - Mr. Silver)

12:26 PM Mr. Silver

Mrs. Silver emailed me this:

“Kiss. I did two bags of weeds. sighs”

But, I fist read it as: "I did two bags of weed.  Sigh"

12:27 PM Mr. Amethyst

LMFAO

Reply "YOU DIDNT SHARE!?"

lol

12:27 PM Mr. Brown

Response: “Why didn't you tell me we had two bags of weed?”

12:27 PM Mr. Silver

"Wow! When my wife takes up a new hobby, she goes for broke!"

12:27 PM Mr. Amethyst

Mr Brown's is better than mine.

LOL and Mr. Silver wins...as always...

Its not fun competing against genius.

12:28 PM Mr. Brown

Next email from her: "Can you bring home 30 cheese burgers please?"

12:29 PM Mr. Silver

HEHEHE

12:29 PM Mr. Amethyst

LOL

“And 4 gallons of Arizona Tea”

(Discussing spies – Mr. Silver)

3:06 PM Mr. Blue

There was a building in London that was completely without any labels or visible entrance, and took up an entire block right along the Thames.

3:07 PM Mr. Silver

The Lego Factory?

3:07 PM Mr. Blue

I found 1 single stone in the masonry that just said MI6 in a New Roman-ish font.

It must have been their old HQ, because the new one is very prominent and very well labeled.

3:07 PM Mr. Brown

Its a decoy.

LOL

3:08 PM Mr. Blue

Or the new shiny glass building is a decoy.

3:08 PM Mr. Brown

That’s what I’m thinking.

The MI6 is written on the one so the agents don't forget the other is fake.

LOL

3:09 PM Mr. Silver

There is no London.

It's all a mock-up that MI6 is hidden under.

3:10 PM Mr. Blue

Just 14 million actors.

3:10 PM Mr. Silver

All agents.

3:10 PM Mr. Blue

What if you are all actors and I’m the only real person?

3:12 PM Mr. Silver

(Whispers into coffee cup) "Ops. We have a Code Puce on subject: Mr. Blue. Please advise."

3:20 PM Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Roger_Moore_at_the_sets_of_Sea_Wolves.jpg 

Roger Moore was a student of the Robert Mitchum fitness method.

"Pull your pants up, suck your gut in, and puff your chest out. Boom! You're intimidating."

3:22 PM Mr. Blue

I understand physical fitness wasn't that big in the 60s and 70s but damn...one of the top secret agents should be in better shape than me, at least.

3:23 PM Mr. Silver

The physical fitness tests for 00 agents back then involved alcohol and smoking tolerances.

3:23 PM Mr. Blue

Possibly even sexual prowess and stamina.

3:23 PM Mr. Silver

True.

3:24 PM Mr. Silver

Q - "This way, recruit.  Bond isn't it?  Lose the pants, please."

"You're joking."

"Q - "We never joke here, Bond.  Pants."

(Bond drops trou.)

Q - "Right.  Pick a color."

"A pants color, Q?"

Q - "A hair color, Bond."

"...Black?"

Q - "Please enter the door marked 'Level 5'...good luck."

(Bond disappears through door. Door lock clicks. Whip crack...Bond yelps)

"Dirty boy!  Give me the microfilm!" (whip crack)

"(pounding on the door) Q!  M!  Open the d- Excuse ME, miss! What do you think-”

“(slap!) Where have you hidden the microfilm! Is it...here?”

"Don't squeeze tha-OooOOooo..."

M (strolling away with Q) - "Did this recruit, Bond, have any previous tier 2 or higher sexual relationships on record?"

Q - (checks clipboard) "No sir."

M - "Ah...well...he'll catch up to MI6 standards in there, or wash out...you could have suggested for him to start with the blonde in Level 1."

3:26 PM Mr. Blue

Connery looked like he never touched a gym, but he had that natural strength thing.

Bond should look like a cross trainer, or multiple event Olympian, not a gym rat.

3:27 PM Mr. Brown

Yeah. Brosnan always looked like a agent.

3:27 PM Mr. Blue

Yeah, he strikes me as a highly intelligent ladies man type in real life. Not much of a stretch there.

3:27 PM Mr. Silver

Connery was a welterweight prizefighter.

3:29 PM Mr. Blue

Cool.

There's gym strength and then there's man strength. Some have neither, and some have both.

Connery has "man strength", in appearance.

3:31 PM Mr. Brown

Yeah, Bruce Willis is the same. He looks like he drinks and smokes, yet could dish it out.

3:31 PM Mr. Blue

Yep. Harrison Ford has man strength.

3:31 PM Mr. Brown

They are the guys that did manual labor sometime in their life.

3:32 PM Mr. Blue

Right. They didn't perfect their bodies in the jim, they perfected them in the field.

LOL... “gym”

3:32 PM Mr. Brown

LOL

Jim

That was funny.

3:32 PM Mr. Silver

Not after the “00 agent sex training” scene...

3:32 PM Mr. Brown

HAHAHAHA

3:33 PM Mr. Silver

"Psst...Bond...Don't pick Levels 7 through 10!"

3:34 PM Mr. Brown

Or you'll earn your muscle in the Jim.