10:04
AM Mr. Silver
So...I
went on a fairly unsatisfying trip down to Pitt to meet my niece and
see where she's living.
10:05
AM Mr. Blue
Why
unsatisfying?
10:06
AM Mr. Silver
Well,
for one, we had to wait for her to get out of church to come meet
us..."5 minutes".
But
it was 40, because she had another friend visiting and they drove
around and around looking for a place to park.
Fine...then
5 minutes signing each person in with full address even though 3 of
us had the same...then a tour of the 1 room closet she shares with
another girl. And finally some awkward chat because the mom is
a dork and the friend was just standing there quietly...then home.
The whole real “visit” was probably less than 10 minutes.
The
mom and daughter (and friend) are Mormons…
Because
she’s in college, she now qualifies for "The Singles Ward".
She
dropped a comment about how all of them were talking about getting
married ASAP, and it being irritating.
So
Mrs. Silver says "Oh no! Take advantage of your youth to
do things."
She
was cut off by her sister - "Oh, no. Mormons don't have
sex before they are married, so..."
10:12
AM Mr. Blue
Yep,
none of 'em do. ;-)
10:13
AM Mr. Silver
"Um...I
wasn’t talking about that at all. I'm talking about doing
things: travel…experiences."
Meanwhile
the two 18-19 girls are shifting awkwardly.
I
picture her going back up to her friend after we left and starting
with "Oh my Gawd!"
Apparently
Mom has been pulling this line for years. (Psst...open secret that
daughter #1 “attended the wedding”.)
10:15
AM Mr. Blue
Awkward
situation all around…parents/guardians in dorms.
Because
that's where there's gonna be drinking, sex, and possibly drugs!
10:16
AM Mr. Silver
"There's
a time and a place for everything! And it's called 'college'!"
10:16
AM Mr. Blue
If
they were straight-and-narrow, they wouldn't have gone to Pitt.
10:17
AM Mr. Silver
Purely
academic...she wanted the bio-chem program. She's one of those
4.0++ who achieves things types.
10:18
AM Mr. Blue
Ah.
(On
the topic of “Return of the Living Dead” – Mr. Silver)
Mr.
Brown
I
did not realize they had made so many off that original.
I’ve
only seen 1 and 2.
I
guess I need to see 3
I’m
not going to watch 4 and 5 unless I feel like it, because apparently
they strayed from the original themes.
2:46
PM Mr. Silver
(baffled)
It
turns out I don't watch many movies unless I'm forced. You're a
lucky man, Mr. Brown.
2:47
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
we
all have guns to our head.
2:47
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:47
PM Mr. Blue
Must
be nice to have free will... myself, I wouldn't know.
2:47
PM Mr. Brown
Sometimes
I get bored, and then watch stuff.
2:48
PM Mr. Silver
Any
mysterious voices or demon manifestations involved?
"Idle
hands are the Devil's remote"
2:49
PM Mr. Blue
I
was reading about schizophrenia, Mr. Brown.
There
were first-hand accounts of the symptoms…man. Talk about
scary.
2:49
PM Mr. Brown
I
think I secretly punish myself with movies.
LOL
2:49
PM Mr. Blue
I
agree.
Mr.
Brown
I
watched this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Gnome_Named_Gnorm
That
is an example of when you a kid, you watch anything and think it’s
neat.
3:00
PM Mr. Silver
I
skipped that one when it was new, based on title...(slaps wrist)
3:01
PM Mr. Brown
It
had a good star in it.
LOL
3:01
PM Mr. Silver
I've
skipped a lot of movies based on the title...whether kid schlock or
Oscar bait.
3:04
PM Mr. Silver
"Let’s
see....We have a choice between “The Wiggly Witch”, or
“Ponsonby's Leaves”. F- this, I'm going to read."
Mr. Brown
We
don't know if these rocks could kill us, but I’m going to stand
here with a shovel and let this guy pour water on it.
1:27
PM Mr. Blue
I
think those vapor rocks (haven't finished the article yet) might be
something falling from the septic systems of airplanes.
1:27
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
1:29
PM Mr. Silver
Hmm…vapors,
shining, color changes, fell from the sky. What "colour"
would you say those rocks are?
1:32
PM Mr. Blue
An
indescribable colour.
1:38
PM Mr. Silver
H.P.
Lovecraft's "Some Girl Colour Out Of Space"
1:39
PM Mr. Silver
(Investigator)
"What colour did she say the meteorite was?"
(Farmer)
"Hell, I dunno...she called it 'space' or 'dusk' or some other
BS girl colour."
2:27
PM Mr. Gray
2:27
PM Mr. Amethyst
*shudder*
2:27
PM Mr. Blue
"I
said look at the CAMERA, ma’am!"
2:28
PM Mr. Silver
"Are
one of your eyes looking this way?"
Aydrea
Meaders, 24, was charged with public lewdness and endangering the
welfare of a child
Was
she juggling chainsaws or on fire during the striptease?
2:29
PM Mr. Amethyst
Endangering
the welfare of many children*
2:29
PM Mr. Blue
"Endangering
the reputation of a child"
(hers)
2:30
PM Mr. Silver
Beat
me to it.
2:30
PM Mr. Blue
I
wonder how old her kid is. She was, at best, pregnant at 17.
2:30
PM Mr. Silver
Yes.
Mr.
Silver
"We
ran a contest for a name for the new game during testing and
demonstrations, and so far the leader is "Ping Puke".
3:30
PM Mr. Silver
"It
features an ever-shifting light pattern and sound scheme that creates
an ever-shifting sensation in the observer's balance and orientation
centers, and an ever-shifting sick feeling in the G.I.Tract."
3:35
PM Mr. Silver
"We've
found that it adds a thrilling element to the age-old game after only
a few points, which is as long as anyone has been able to play
without running for the bathroom. Epileptics seem especially
overcome with excitement."
Mr.
Amethyst
9:39
AM Mr. Blue
“Drumroll
please!! I'm 32 years old and I'm HIV positive. Acute HIV, which
means I recently was infected. For that I am blessed,” Daily wrote
on Twitter on Tuesday.
9:40
AM Mr. Brown
Yep
9:41
AM Mr. Silver
Blessed?
Like
relatively?
"Good
news, I'm not passing a flesh eating virus."
9:41
AM Mr. Amethyst
That
they caught it early.
There’s
more to the tweet than the liberal Blue media gives you.
9:42
AM Mr. Gray
Blessed
by the horseman of Pestilence!
9:42
AM Mr. Blue
Kind
of like Lou Gehrig calling himself the luckiest man on earth.
"I
was being sarcastic! I have a disease so rare, they named it after
me."
9:44
AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
The
porn stars all claim they're tested regularly. The problem is they
should be tested before every single movie.
9:49
AM Mr. Amethyst
^
9:49
AM Mr. Blue
Just
like a boxer or MMA fighter is tested before every fight.
9:50
AM Mr. Brown
Right.
9:50
AM Mr. Blue
Otherwise
all they're telling us is "I didn't have HIV as of 4 weeks ago!
Although I’ve had sex with about 20 people since then."
10:41
AM Mr. Silver
"I
used to make beer bongs, but it wasn't paying much, so I designed a new box and my fortune was made!"
11:14
AM Mr. Brown
11:15
AM Mr. Blue
Cool.
11:15
AM Mr. Amethyst
You
know...I really want to play Minecraft right now. lol
11:15
AM Mr. Brown
They're
not sure why people built it or how old it is.
Of
course “Ancient Aliens” is trying to say it was shelter from a
galactic war.
LOL
Because
you would naturally go underground to avoid aerial attacks.
11:16
AM Mr. Silver
Right.
The
complete lack of metal, electronics, text, precision stonework or anything remotely advanced was because
they needed to fool the enemy.
1:16
AM Mr. Blue
They built it to live in and it was built 2800
years ago.
11:17
AM Mr. Brown
It
was definitely a fortress, with doors that only open and close from
inside manipulation.
11:18
AM Mr. Silver
Like
my house...locks on doors and windows...a fortress.
11:19
AM Mr. Blue
It
just seems like they found that the volcanic rock was easy to carve
out...so they did it.
“The
softer rock was eroded by wind and water, leaving the hard cap rock
on top of pillars, forming the present-day fairy chimneys. People of
Göreme, at the heart of the Cappadocia Region, realized that these
soft rocks could be easily carved out to form houses, churches,
monasteries.”
11:22
AM Mr. Silver
Nay...it
was the dwarves of Middle Earth. The reason only part can be
toured is because there is mithril mining, goblins, and rumors of a
balrog lower down.
11:28
AM Mr. Brown
There
are also lizard people further down.
It
would not surprise me if we ever find a subterranean ape.
11:29
AM Mr. Blue
What
would they eat?
11:30
AM Mr. Silver
Subterranean
bananas.
11:32
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
there is probably something that can be eaten down there, or there
would not be other creatures.
11:32
AM Mr. Blue
No
there isn't. There *aren't* other creatures underground.
11:33
AM Mr. Silver
What
creatures?
There
are tiny marginal pockets of small lifeforms and they are in
surface-linked caves that drip in enough nutrients and water to
sustain the microbes at the base of the food chain.
11:34
AM Mr. Blue
There
are things like bats, but they leave caves to eat because there's no
food underground.
11:34
AM Mr. Brown
I’m
not saying it would not be connected to above
11:35
AM Mr. Blue
You
said "there is probably something that can be eaten down there".
Like what?
11:35
AM Mr. Brown
There
are cave spiders.
11:37
AM Mr. Blue
I
don't know if cave spiders alone are abundant or nutritious enough to
sustain an entire race of primates.
11:37
AM Mr. Amethyst
Tiny
primates that need to eat once every 3 years.
11:38
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
If
I want to be realistic, they would come out to get a lot of stuff but
live in caves.
11:40
AM Mr. Blue
That's
perfectly realistic
It
actually happened.
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