Friday, September 20, 2013

Day 266 - Crap Wars, Boll Of Cereal, Mr. Blue & Mr. Amethyst Get Rubbed The Wrong Way, Mr. Gray Teaches The Kids All About Dancers, Depeche Commode, and "IT-Fellas"

12:49 PM Mr. Gray
12:55 PM Mr. Blue
The original script and characters were pretty out there.
A lot of characters were made humans because it was easier & cheaper.
12:55 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah, it will be cool.
12:58 PM Mr. Blue
I don't remember what all the original treatment had, but I remember thinking that it would have bombed if they'd made it.
12:59 PM Mr. Brown
Well, it would have been cult movie at best.
1:00 PM Mr. Blue
I think mostly I felt like a lot of the stuff Lucas wanted to do would have been impossible, and thus it would come off very cheap/fake based on the technology/money available.
1:07 PM Mr. Silver
I like to think of it as "George said 'yes' and wiser heads said 'no'."
1:08 PM Mr. Gray
Yep
I didn't hear anything really good about it.
Most of the reason the first 3 were good was other people told George "NO...I think this is a bad idea" as opposed to the last 3 when he had total control and people saying "Great idea George! A clumsy frog-guy with big ears who serves no real purpose except to be stupid? Kids'll LOVE it!!"
1:10 PM Mr. Blue
Yep.



1:38 PM Mr. Brown
earlier befor work had bolw of chex
1:39 PM Mr. Silver
Bolw of Chex?
Wasn't he a Hittite king?
1:39 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
1:39 PM Mr. Blue
I had a boll weevil for breakfast.
1:40 PM Mr. Brown
Chex has a lot of flavors of gluten free cereal.
1:40 PM Mr. Silver
I love their old jingle:  "What's the good in eatin' coal?  Put some Weevil, in your Boll!"
1:43 PM Mr. Blue
One of the weirdest statues of all time.
1:49 PM Mr. Blue
If they were smart, they would have started making clothes & blankets out of boll weevils.



2:13 PM Mr. Blue
I saw a story on WPXI about some massage parlor doubling as a prostitution ring.
2:14 PM Mr. Blue
So I looked the business up on Yelp. Dang. Every single review mentions hand jobs.
2:14 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:14 PM Mr. Blue
So I looked up a few other massage places...and that's all they do.
Every one mentions hand jobs, and the customer being able to fondle the masseuse.
2:15 PM Mr. Amethyst
Where is this?
2:15 PM Mr. Blue
Aspinwall, and another in Market Square, downtown.
2:18 PM Mr. Silver
I think he was asking for specific addresses, Mr. Blue.
2:18 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL. Nah, I'm on Yelp.
2:18 PM Mr. Silver
"Follow the smiles!"
2:18 PM Mr. Blue
It just seems like, if the police wanted to find these places, they'd just look on Yelp instead of needing to be "informed", because it's right there.
I just found 3 prostitution rings in Pittsburgh.
2:21 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Happy Endings!
Probably every one says that.
2:22 PM Mr. Amethyst
What are you searching!?
2:23 PM Mr. Blue
The business's name.
2:23 PM Mr. Amethyst
How do I locate these on Yelp?
2:24 PM Mr. Blue
Just search massage parlors, or Chinese massage.
2:25 PM Mr. Silver
I'm tellin' you, you're torturing Mr. Amethyst...just give him the addresses already!
2:25 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:26 PM Mr. Blue
I tried looking up the massage place that's near here, but they only had 1 review and it just said "best in town" or something.
2:26 PM Mr. Silver
"Only in town!"
2:26 PM Mr. Blue
Go check it out and write a review if they give you a “HJ” or “FIV”
How else does a massage warrant 5 stars unless you orgasm?
2:27 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:27 PM Mr. Silver
"It was pretty good..."
2:27 PM Mr. Blue
They probably won't “JO” everyone. Like if it's a gross person or someone dressed in a cop uniform. I don’t care really, and I wouldn't go to one of those places...but why aren't the cops using these reviews as evidence to get warrants?
2:28 PM Mr. Brown
If you hand most massagers a 50 and say Happy Ending, they will do it.
LOL
2:29 PM Mr. Blue
Have you done it before, Mr. Brown?
2:29 PM Mr. Brown
No....just saying...
LOL
2:29 PM Mr. Silver
"No...just making shit up..."
2:31 PM Mr. Amethyst
I'm giving up. I cant find these reviews.
2:34 PM Mr. Silver
*Note to the people at corporate reading all this: If you review my contributions to this kind of topic, you'll see that, generally, I stick to cheap jokes...just saying...
2:34 PM Mr. Blue
Heh



2:52 PM Mr. Brown
I don't like strip clubs.
I think its dirty. I don't want some woman that was just all over some other guy touching me.
2:52 PM Mr. Amethyst
I’m not a strip club fan.
2:53 PM Mr. Blue
I’ve never been to one, but it doesn't appeal to me.
2:53 PM Mr. Gray
That’s just because you always get the fat ones.
2:53 PM Mr. Blue
A nice classy place might be ok.
2:54 PM Mr. Brown
No, they still touched other people.
If they then touch me...not cool.
Just them dancing is ok.
2:54 PM Mr. Blue
For some reason I’d be more inclined to go if I was going with another girl rather than a buncha guys. It seems kind of gay and desperate and sad, going with a buncha dudes.
2:54 PM Mr. Gray
Girls always get more attention.
2:54 PM Mr. Brown
You know how you get the attention of every single girl in the club?
Hand one of them a 20 instead of a 1. They'll be all over you until you tell them you have no more money.
2:55 PM Mr. Gray
Bah...20's are normal for a classy place.
No..take a chick.
2:56 PM Mr. Silver
Listen to his wisdom, kids...the guy knows.
2:56 PM Mr. Amethyst
Yup.
2:56 PM Mr. Blue
I don't know any lesbians or straight girls that would be into that.
2:56 PM Mr. Gray
A. Guys seeing you are immediately jealous their chick isn’t that cool.
B. The girls assume you are cool for bringing her.
C. The girls like to get chatty with the girl, so they hang out around you.
D. They assume you are "safe" because you are with another girl, and hang with you more.
Experience.
Been there....Done that...Many many times...
2:57 PM Mr. Blue
Makes sense.
2:57 PM Mr. Gray
I've dated 3 dancers...and been friends with many more than that. Trust me.
2:57 PM Mr. Amethyst
"Dancers" or dancers?
2:58 PM Mr. Gray
"Dancers".
You can tell I have - I don’t use the term "Stripper". LOL! They hate that!
2:58 PM Mr. Blue
Burlesque. That might be OK. That's classy and not as misogynistic.
2:59 PM Mr. Brown
Right. I would go to a burlesque show.
2:59 PM Mr. Gray
I know quite a few burlesque girls too, heh.
2:59 PM Mr. Blue
Some weekend, we gotta all go out and meet these girls. Mr. Gray's treat.
2:59 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Hey I'll go, just don't expect me to pay.
Last time I went, one chick had me hold her cash all night for her. LOL
2:59 PM Mr. Brown
I’ve been to a few private parties. The ones where the stripper comes to it.
3:00 PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr. Brown, please. “Dancer”.



8:59 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I had a strange artistic dream last night.
I was sitting on a toilet by a stop sign.
Then in a elevator with people.
Then at a beach party.
LOL
9:00 AM Mr. Blue
Very artsy.
9:00 AM Mr. Brown
I have no clue what any of it means to me though.
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
Was "Enjoy the Silence" playing, and were you wearing a crown and ermine-lined cloak?
9:07 AM Mr. Brown
Nope.
Normal shirt and shorts, sitting on the toilet.
(Hours later – Mr. Silver)
3:24 PM Mr. Silver
(sings) "En-joy the toi-let..."
(sorry…flashback)
3:25 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Flushback.
3:27 PM Mr. Silver
(touches nose, points)  Excellent, sir!
3:29 PM Mr. Brown
Whether dreams go up or down, either way - go with the flow.



Mr. Amethyst
I love when people call us an outfit.
It makes me feel like a mobster.
Like an old school bank robber.
"We're gonna hook up this secure tunnel, see! And you're gonna take the fall when it fails, see!"
10:28 Mr. Silver
"If we're an outfit, I’d like to slip into something more comfortable."
10:29 AM Mr. Amethyst
Mr. Silver, that's not our job...we have other people for that. We make decisions and make money.
And you're the don.
10:31 AM Mr. Silver
*changes into a double-breasted suit, inserts a chewing toothpick and gets out a tommy gun*
(shrugs and mumbles a lot)
10:33 AM Mr. Blue
If you don't update your passwords, we send Dino to your house to rough you up a little.
10:35 AM Mr. Amethyst
*Lights stogie, starts digging up Marilyn Monroe's grave*
"All the other mobsters slept with her. Eh, this is what KY Warming is for, right!"
10:36 AM Mr. Silver
She's in a mausoleum slot, you know.
10:37 AM Mr. Amethyst
...was.....was in a mausoleum slot.
Shes looked better though. Smelled it, too.
10:37 AM Mr. Silver
(Louie) "You mugs put your backs into dem shovels! We gotta get the broad dug up for the boss by morning!"
(Mario) "I just don't get why we're digging up on a roof through all dis marble, Louie."
(Vinnie) "Shaddap, Mario! The boss says DIG her up."
10:38 AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
10:38 AM Mr. Silver
(Mario) "I'm just sayin' I think the door would be easier...knowaddimean?"
(Louie) "Shaddup and dig!"
10:38 AM Mr. Blue
"For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be an IT fella."
10:39 AM Mr. Amethyst
That could be the first line in the most amazing, or most terrible, movie of all time.

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