12:49
PM Mr. Gray
12:55
PM Mr. Blue
The
original script and characters were pretty out there.
A
lot of characters were made humans because it was easier &
cheaper.
12:55
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
it will be cool.
12:58
PM Mr. Blue
I
don't remember what all the original treatment had, but I remember
thinking that it would have bombed if they'd made it.
12:59
PM Mr. Brown
Well,
it would have been cult movie at best.
1:00
PM Mr. Blue
I
think mostly I felt like a lot of the stuff Lucas wanted to do would
have been impossible, and thus it would come off very cheap/fake
based on the technology/money available.
1:07
PM Mr. Silver
I
like to think of it as "George said 'yes' and wiser heads said 'no'."
1:08
PM Mr. Gray
Yep
I
didn't hear anything really good about it.
Most
of the reason the first 3 were good was other people told George
"NO...I think this is a bad idea" as opposed to the last 3
when he had total control and people saying "Great idea George!
A clumsy frog-guy with big ears who serves no real purpose except to
be stupid? Kids'll LOVE it!!"
1:10
PM Mr. Blue
Yep.
1:38
PM Mr. Brown
earlier
befor work had bolw of chex
1:39
PM Mr. Silver
Bolw
of Chex?
Wasn't
he a Hittite king?
1:39
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
1:39
PM Mr. Blue
I
had a boll weevil for breakfast.
1:40
PM Mr. Brown
Chex
has a lot of flavors of gluten free cereal.
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
I
love their old jingle: "What's the good in eatin' coal?
Put some Weevil, in your Boll!"
1:43
PM Mr. Blue
One
of the weirdest statues of all time.
1:49
PM Mr. Blue
If
they were smart, they would have started making clothes &
blankets out of boll weevils.
2:13
PM Mr. Blue
I
saw a story on WPXI about some massage parlor doubling as a
prostitution ring.
2:14
PM Mr. Blue
So
I looked the business up on Yelp. Dang. Every single review
mentions hand jobs.
2:14
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:14
PM Mr. Blue
So
I looked up a few other massage places...and that's all they do.
Every
one mentions hand jobs, and the customer being able to fondle the
masseuse.
2:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
Where
is this?
2:15
PM Mr. Blue
Aspinwall,
and another in Market Square, downtown.
2:18
PM Mr. Silver
I
think he was asking for specific addresses, Mr. Blue.
2:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL.
Nah, I'm on Yelp.
2:18
PM Mr. Silver
"Follow
the smiles!"
2:18
PM Mr. Blue
It
just seems like, if the police wanted to find these places, they'd
just look on Yelp instead of needing to be "informed",
because it's right there.
I
just found 3 prostitution rings in Pittsburgh.
2:21
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Happy
Endings!
Probably
every one says that.
2:22
PM Mr. Amethyst
What
are you searching!?
2:23
PM Mr. Blue
The
business's name.
2:23
PM Mr. Amethyst
How
do I locate these on Yelp?
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
Just
search massage parlors, or Chinese massage.
2:25
PM Mr. Silver
I'm
tellin' you, you're torturing Mr. Amethyst...just give him the
addresses already!
2:25
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:26
PM Mr. Blue
I
tried looking up the massage place that's near here, but they only
had 1 review and it just said "best in town" or something.
2:26
PM Mr. Silver
"Only
in town!"
2:26
PM Mr. Blue
Go
check it out and write a review if they give you a “HJ” or “FIV”
How
else does a massage warrant 5 stars unless you orgasm?
2:27
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:27
PM Mr. Silver
"It
was pretty
good..."
2:27
PM Mr. Blue
They
probably won't “JO” everyone. Like if it's a gross person or
someone dressed in a cop uniform. I don’t care really, and I
wouldn't go to one of those places...but why aren't the cops using
these reviews as evidence to get warrants?
2:28
PM Mr. Brown
If
you hand most massagers a 50 and say Happy Ending, they will do it.
LOL
2:29
PM Mr. Blue
Have
you done it before, Mr. Brown?
2:29
PM Mr. Brown
No....just
saying...
LOL
2:29
PM Mr. Silver
"No...just
making shit up..."
2:31
PM Mr. Amethyst
I'm
giving up. I cant find these reviews.
2:34
PM Mr. Silver
*Note
to the people at corporate reading all this: If you review my
contributions to this kind of topic, you'll see that, generally, I
stick to cheap jokes...just saying...
2:34
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
2:52
PM Mr. Brown
I
don't like strip clubs.
I
think its dirty. I don't want some woman that was just all over some
other guy touching me.
2:52
PM Mr. Amethyst
I’m
not a strip club fan.
2:53
PM Mr. Blue
I’ve
never been to one, but it doesn't appeal to me.
2:53
PM Mr. Gray
That’s
just because you always get the fat ones.
2:53
PM Mr. Blue
A
nice classy place might be ok.
2:54
PM Mr. Brown
No,
they still touched other people.
If
they then touch me...not cool.
Just
them dancing is ok.
2:54
PM Mr. Blue
For
some reason I’d be more inclined to go if I was going with another
girl rather than a buncha guys. It seems kind of gay and desperate
and sad, going with a buncha dudes.
2:54
PM Mr. Gray
Girls
always get more attention.
2:54
PM Mr. Brown
You
know how you get the attention of every single girl in the club?
Hand
one of them a 20 instead of a 1. They'll be all over you until you
tell them you have no more money.
2:55
PM Mr. Gray
Bah...20's
are normal for a classy place.
No..take
a chick.
2:56
PM Mr. Silver
Listen
to his wisdom, kids...the guy knows.
2:56
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yup.
2:56
PM Mr. Blue
I
don't know any lesbians or straight girls that would be into that.
2:56
PM Mr. Gray
A.
Guys seeing you are immediately jealous their chick isn’t that
cool.
B. The girls assume you are cool for bringing her.
C. The girls like to get chatty with the girl, so they hang out around you.
D. They assume you are "safe" because you are with another girl, and hang with you more.
B. The girls assume you are cool for bringing her.
C. The girls like to get chatty with the girl, so they hang out around you.
D. They assume you are "safe" because you are with another girl, and hang with you more.
Experience.
Been
there....Done that...Many many times...
2:57
PM Mr. Blue
Makes
sense.
2:57
PM Mr. Gray
I've
dated 3 dancers...and been friends with many more than that. Trust
me.
2:57
PM Mr. Amethyst
"Dancers"
or dancers?
2:58
PM Mr. Gray
"Dancers".
You
can tell I have - I don’t use the term "Stripper". LOL!
They hate that!
2:58
PM Mr. Blue
Burlesque.
That might be OK. That's classy and not as misogynistic.
2:59
PM Mr. Brown
Right.
I would go to a burlesque show.
2:59
PM Mr. Gray
I
know quite a few burlesque girls too, heh.
2:59
PM Mr. Blue
Some
weekend, we gotta all go out and meet these girls. Mr. Gray's
treat.
2:59
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Hey
I'll go, just don't expect me to pay.
Last
time I went, one chick had me hold her cash all night for her. LOL
2:59
PM Mr. Brown
I’ve
been to a few private parties. The ones where the stripper comes to
it.
3:00
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Brown, please. “Dancer”.
8:59
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
had a strange artistic dream last night.
I
was sitting on a toilet by a stop sign.
Then
in a elevator with people.
Then
at a beach party.
LOL
9:00
AM Mr. Blue
Very
artsy.
9:00
AM Mr. Brown
I
have no clue what any of it means to me though.
9:06
AM Mr. Silver
Was
"Enjoy the Silence" playing, and were you wearing a crown
and ermine-lined cloak?
9:07
AM Mr. Brown
Nope.
Normal
shirt and shorts, sitting on the toilet.
(Hours
later – Mr. Silver)
3:24
PM Mr. Silver
(sings)
"En-joy the toi-let..."
(sorry…flashback)
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
Flushback.
3:27
PM Mr. Silver
(touches
nose, points) Excellent, sir!
3:29
PM Mr. Brown
Whether
dreams go up or down, either way - go with the flow.
Mr.
Amethyst
I
love when people call us an outfit.
It
makes me feel like a mobster.
Like
an old school bank robber.
"We're
gonna hook up this secure tunnel, see! And you're gonna take the
fall when it fails, see!"
10:28
Mr. Silver
"If
we're an outfit, I’d like to slip into something more comfortable."
10:29
AM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Silver, that's not our job...we have other people for that. We make
decisions and make money.
And
you're the don.
10:31
AM Mr. Silver
*changes
into a double-breasted suit, inserts a chewing toothpick and
gets out a tommy gun*
(shrugs
and mumbles a lot)
10:33
AM Mr. Blue
If
you don't update your passwords, we send Dino to your house to rough
you up a little.
10:35
AM Mr. Amethyst
*Lights
stogie, starts digging up Marilyn Monroe's grave*
"All
the other mobsters slept with her. Eh, this is what KY Warming is
for, right!"
10:36
AM Mr. Silver
She's
in a mausoleum slot, you know.
10:37
AM Mr. Amethyst
...was.....was
in a mausoleum slot.
Shes
looked better though. Smelled it, too.
10:37
AM Mr. Silver
(Louie)
"You mugs put your backs into dem shovels! We gotta get the
broad dug up for the boss by morning!"
(Mario)
"I just don't get why we're digging up on a roof through all dis
marble, Louie."
(Vinnie)
"Shaddap, Mario! The boss says DIG
her up."
10:38
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
10:38
AM Mr. Silver
(Mario)
"I'm just sayin' I think the door would be
easier...knowaddimean?"
(Louie)
"Shaddup and dig!"
10:38
AM Mr. Blue
"For
as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be an IT fella."
10:39
AM Mr. Amethyst
That
could be the first line in the most amazing, or most terrible, movie
of all time.
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