2:44
PM Mr. Blue
He’s
telling me about how he was disabled in Afghanistan in 2000.
2:46
PM Mr. Blue
He’s
telling me about vaginas now.
3:04
PM Mr. Silver
The
original lines were on the theme "Tell me about the vaginas, George."
Story
makes better sense, really, knowing that.
3:08
PM Mr. Silver
"Of
Mice and Men" just flowed better as a title and he went with it.
3:08
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
3:09
PM Mr. Silver
The
Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the closest modern link to the subtext.
"Well,
Lennie, once we set some by, I reckon we'll buy us a brothel."
3:12
PM Mr. Silver
"The
Bunny Ranch, right George?"
"That's
right, Lennie."
"Tell
me about the vaginas, George."
3:13
PM Mr. Silver
"Oh
we'll have all kinds, Lennie."
“And
I get to F 'em, right George?”
Mr.
Amethyst
Mrs.
Amethyst is going to buy me swim trunks and asked what I want.
“Large.
I want green and black, but red and black will do. Must have
the netting inside, otherwise it’s like Saran Wrap…and we’ve
all seen how kielbasa looks in the package.”
2:09
PM Mr. Gray
Or
Vienna sausages.
2:09
PM Mr. Brown
You
need that fabric mesh.
Nice
and comfy.
2:09
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL!
Dave said the same thing! Rather than take your insults, I'll just
wonder how you all know my penis size.
2:10
PM Mr. Gray
Mr.
Brown.
He
said he had a dream with you and Patrick Dempsey in a hot tub. I
didn't want to hear anymore for fear I'd never sleep again.
2:11
PM Mr. Brown
Oh
and Reese Witherspoon was there too.
2:11
PM Mr. Gray
Giggling....and
pointing.
2:11
PM Mr. Brown
I
love Reese.
Mr.
Brown
11:52
AM Mr. Silver
"Americans
Realize Most American Beer Sucks"
I
had a Bud Light Friday – it was a medical emergency.
Wow...it
was club soda.
Club
soda with traces of alcohol in it.
11:52
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
I
like real German beer.
11:53
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
and Yeungling is good.
11:57
AM Mr. Blue
Seriously,
beer is gross.
It's
cold piss, and if your aim is to get drunk, just go with liquor.
(Once
again, I doubt Mr. Blue's claimed Germanic ancestry – Mr. Silver)
11:57
AM Mr. Brown
I
like good beer, like, real beer.
Not
the “light” shit.
11:58
AM Mr. Blue
Like
what?
11:58
AM Mr. Brown
I
like beers that have hops.
I
like Guinness.
Full
beer.
12:01
PM Mr. Brown
All
this light stuff, I never understood.
I
drink it but don't understand it.
LOL
12:02
PM Mr. Blue
Fewer
calories.
But
I think people are realizing that vodka has even fewer calories.
12:02
PM Mr. Brown
I
had a beer from Austria the other day. It still had the yeast in it.
Oh
yeah, that was good.
12:12
PM Mr. Blue
Nice.
12:15
PM Mr. Blue
As
far as beer, I do like Blue Moon, which is I guess the closest thing
to Belgian-style you can get from a macro brewery.
I
also like it because Primantis will give you a whole orange with it.
LOL
12:15
PM Mr. Brown
Yes!
12:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
1:05
PM Mr. Yellow
My
tunes are accompanied by booms of thunder and the taping of rain on a
steeel roof.
tapping
1:06
PM Mr. Silver
Steeeeeel
1:08
PM Mr. Yellow
Ahh
1:10
PM Mr. Silver
Sorry...I
also really saw someone taping raindrops to the roof.
1:11
PM Mr. Yellow
Hehe
10:45
AM Mr. Blue
That
email client is functionless, and a bitch to setup.
Windows
8 is beyond bad.
10:48
AM Mr. Silver
That
sounds like an '80s compliment
10:49
AM Mr. Blue
Heinous!
Mr.
Brown
Is
there a reason I don't digest all the corn I eat?
LOL
12:25
PM Mr. Blue
Not
chewing it properly?
12:25
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:26
PM Mr. Brown
Hey,
when I don't chew all the meat I eat, it doesn't come out in chunks.
12:26
PM Mr. Blue
I
don't think corn in its kernel form is supposed to be easily
digested. It's a seed, right? So animals are supposed to eat it and
defecate what isn't crushed so that it can grow elsewhere.
12:29
PM Mr. Amethyst
^
12:30
PM Mr. Brown
Makes
sense.
It's
just funny how we eat corn.
12:38
PM Mr. Silver
“Does
corn amuse you? Is corn a clown to you? What do you mean
funny?”
12:39
PM Mr. Amethyst
“No, he knows what he said. Funny
how? Funny like ha ha funny, or funny like peculiar? How is corn
funny?”
1:58
PM Mr. Blue
“The
word ozone, from the Greek for "to smell," was coined
because of the strange odor that lingers after lightning storms”
1:58
PM Mr. Amethyst
Nice.
I
love the Greeks.
2:02
PM Mr. Silver
"Before
that, nothing smelled."
2:04
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
really.
Mr.
Brown
Wow!
This client is one of the ones that calls you a lot of nice names.
2:25
PM Mr. Silver
Like?
2:26
PM Mr. Brown
Sweetie.
Pumpkin.
2:26
PM Mr. Silver
Delivered
creepy, too familiar, or charming?
2:27
PM Mr. Blue
Maybe
she's just not fond of your real name.
2:27
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:30
PM Mr. Silver
If
she gets to 'sugar pants', back off.
2:30
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
think she said Sugar once.
She
sounded like a grandma.
2:36
PM Mr. Silver
"Your
voice reminds me of a young FDR, Hot Beef."
2:38
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Mr.
Brown
Wow,
so tempting. I called somebody whose last name is Hatfield.
I
could have said hellow this is a mccory
mocoy
arrrrg
3:01
PM Mr. Silver
"This
is a Mocha Latte named Cory!"
3:01
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
3:01
PM Mr. Silver
"How's
the hat crop coming along this season?"
3:02
PM Mr. Blue
"Those
hats are tearin' through the hay!"
3:06
PM Mr. Gray
Have
these people never watched horror movies? These things never end
well.
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
Like
the people that just HAD to resurrect the flu that killed...what, 40
million in 1918...to find out how it works. Turns out it works just
like flu, but kills healthy people.
3:18
PM Mr. Blue
I
welcome Bird Flu.
3:18
PM Mr. Silver
"Well,
we achieved a great success! And it turns out its still just as durable and
lethal as people said it was, and anyone born after 1930 isn't immune, so if it ever got released into the population...wow!
So, really cool, huh?"
3:18
PM Mr. Blue
Especially
in Asia...cull that herd.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
"We're
gonna keep it on a shelf just in case we feel like poking at it
sometime. Sure, you other labs can have samples to monkey
with! Great!"
"What
do you mean, 'achieved nothing of value, highly irresponsible'?"
3:22
PM Mr. Silver
"Hey!
We resurrected a killer virus that has no cure, and proved it is lethal and spreads
exactly the same way as every other flu...verifying that 90 year old records were actually 100% accurate, because really, they were like 90 years old...what could they know, right? And by resurrected, I mean we just collected and cultured dangerous amounts. I'd say THAT was achieving
something! And it's not like we didn't wear gloves and label
the bottles, you know!"
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