Mr.
Brown
Good
science
2:19 PM
Mr. Silver
"Beautiful
Young Woman In Skimpy Clothes Assume Men Have Never Heard Of Oldest Profession"
2:19 PM
Mr. Amethyst
LOL
She's
lucky.
If she
saw Mrs. Amethyst and me, and asked me, she would punch her.
2:22 PM
Mr. Silver
"Some
of the men who say 'no' are with their girlfriends, who surprisingly
don't seem angry about Andrea's approach. Theories are divided
as to whether they are proud of their mens' behavior, or were 'into it' and later
expressed their disappointment in them."
2:22 PM
Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Mr.
Silver
Hehe...recollection.
Mr. and
Mrs. Pig Iron and I would watch Dune as a repeat event: “Dune
Nite”.
After a
while, we'd have drinks at the start and rattle off a messed up
mantra from the Mentats:
“It
is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho
that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains
become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.”
But it
was more like:
“It is
by will alone I get intoxicated. It is by the juice of SNAFU
that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains
become a warning. It is by will alone I get intoxicated
2:01 PM
Mr. Gray
LMAO
I need
to remember that one!
2:14 PM
Mr. Silver
Perhaps
a Friday game night toast? We'll be in space, after all.
2:15 PM
Mr. Gray
True!
Appropriate!
2:15 PM
Mr. Silver
I know
it was even more messed up, but I'm having trouble trying to
remember.
Something
like: "the lips acquire slurs".
2:16 PM
Mr. Gray
Hehe
2:20 PM
Mr. Silver
I think
it was:
“It is
by will alone I get intoxicated. It is by the juice of SNAFU
that thoughts acquire blurs, the lips acquire slurs, the slurs
become a babble. It is by will alone I get intoxicated.”
Probably
not...something like that though.
We...uh...always got rather drunk on Dune Nite.
2:25 PM
Mr. Gray
LOL! I
bet!
Mr. Blue
1:38 PM
Mr. Silver
The new
G.E. "Hardly, Man".
"We're
currently working on a newer model that is capable of lifting the
first model back up off the floor after it shakes itself over."
1:44 PM
Mr. Brown
All I
could picture when I saw that was Aliens was Sigourney Weaver in the
loader machine.
1:48 PM
Mr. Silver
(Ripley)
"As SOON as I can get this thing to move over there YOU
BITCH!!!"
1:48 PM
Mr. Blue
Heheh!
Mr.
Brown
3:00 PM
Mr. Blue
Apples &
milk snakes aren't native to Africa.
Also, I
see her nipple.
3:01 PM
Mr. Brown
They say
apple in the Bible but I think it was a different fruit.
3:02 PM
Mr. Blue
I think
they just say fruit and serpent
I’m
just talking about that picture.
3:02 PM
Mr. Brown
Yeah,
you're right, it never says apple. I thought about it a little more.
3:03 PM
Mr. Silver
"And
we've also discovered they were white. And the serpent was imported
from America, so no wonder he was an ass."
3:04 PM
Mr. Brown
LOL
3:04 PM
Mr. Blue
Maybe
the Mormons were right: Eden is in Missouri.
3:04 PM
Mr. Silver
Having
been to Missouri, I'm sure it's not.
3:04 PM
Mr. Brown
Which
Missouri?
3:04 PM
Mr. Blue
How many
Missouris do you know of?
3:05 PM
Mr. Brown
I’m
sure there are two.
LOL
Mr.
Silver
Need a
giggle?
Mrs.
Silver "So did Don get his new equipment?"
"He's
not getting new equipment."
Mrs.
"Oh...I thought you said he was doing something like
digging."
1:43 PM
Mr. Silver
"Oh,
he is. It's someone else's equipment though. He just has
his little back hoe."
Mrs.
"...He has what?"
"A
little back hoe."
Mrs.
“Don has a little black ho?"
1:43 PM
Don
LOL
Wow!
1:44 PM
Mr. Silver
"I
guess we know his new money-making scheme."
2:00 PM
Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
2:12 PM
Mr. Green
I need
one of those!
LOL
Mr.
Silver
So...killed
the fish in a day, huh?
10:16 AM
Mr. Blue
?
10:17 AM
Mr. Amethyst
4 hours.
I think
I put them in the water too fast.
10:17 AM
Mr. Silver
Yes.
10:17 AM
Mr. Amethyst
All the
tetras died.
But the
plecostomus was fine. He's now MIA. I think he escaped.
10:17 AM
Mr. Silver
On the
lam after the murders.
Did you
use tap water?
10:18 AM
Mr. Amethyst
Yup,
lol!
But
de-chlorinated and PH balanced.
I think
they just didn't like me, so Mrs. Amethyst went and got 7 more from
Petco.
I don't
know how 7 fish will live in 1 gallon.
10:19 AM
Mr. Silver
Did you
let the temperature balance between the tank and bag for a while?
10:19 AM
Mr. Amethyst
Yea, but
I think I put them in too soon after the chemicals.
10:19 AM
Mr. Silver
"My
GILLS! My GILLS!!!"
"It
feels like FIRE and I don't even know what that IS!!!!"
The
tetras sacrificed themselves to balance your water for you...think of
it that way.
10:21 AM
Mr. Amethyst
Yea, I
kind of felt bad, but meh...
Mr.
Silver
So...I'm
bit slow on the uptake on this one for a guy who notices things.
While
chatting to Mr. Gray last night, I had an isolated XBox logo on
my screen.
My mind
wandered, and finally it said
"It's
not a box."
"Hmm?"
"The
XBox logo...it's an X cut into a sphere, viewed from an angle...it's
not a box in any way."
"Ah...how
very Microsoft..."
3:06 PM
Mr. Blue
I think
I saw a graphic that said it's a combination of the 4 button symbols
(triangle, square, x, circle)
3:07 PM
Mr. Silver
There's
nothing resembling a square, and there's a triangle only if you are
being very generous.
3:11 PM
Mr. Blue
Maybe
the square comes from the word "box"?
3:11 PM
Mr. Amethyst
Yea.
X = X
Box =
square
360 =
circle
3:12 PM
Mr. Silver
And
triangle = bust.
3:13 PM
Mr. Amethyst
Also,
XBox One is a moronic name. They should have used infinity.
That
would have been sweet!
3:13 PM
Mr. Blue
What do
you follow that up with, though?
"The
XBox Infinity x Infinity"?
3:18 PM
Mr. Silver
XBox
Infinity Nifty!
3:28 PM
Mr. Blue
“City
Councilman Bruce Kraus said in February the bar brings danger to East
Carson Street and was a strain on police resources. And a
Saturday stabbing at Levelz injured two people, one of whom witnesses
told police was left holding his entrails.”
Cool.
3:29 PM
Mr. Silver
What a
fun night out!
3:36 PM
Mr. Silver
"One
of whom left holding his entrails"?
So did
he show up at the hospital or the morgue?
You'd
think that would be easy to figure out.
“I'm a
reporter. Did anyone come in holding their entrails?”
3:37 PM
Mr. Blue
I guess
he lived.
I want
to know if it was just a bit of a bulge, or if they were dragging on
the sidewalk.
3:38 PM
Mr. Silver
"was
left holding his entrails; an event not interesting enough for this reporter to
actually follow up to ask any more about."
3:38 PM
Mr. Blue
LOL
3:39 PM
Mr. Silver
"Drawing
and Quartering at Local Club - No One Injured of Special Note"
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